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catsconflictscopicsandchamomile · 4 months

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Me: hey brain, can we think normal things tonight?

Brain: PALEONTOLOGIST!DEAN FINDS AN ANGEL THAT GOT BURIED DURING THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS.

Me: *quietly* ...what the fuck

Brain: Dean is working on an excavation in a cave system when he uncovers this. fcking HUMAN BEING WITH *WINGS* AND *TOO MANY EYES*. PRESERVED IN ROCK IN THE SAME STRATA AS THE DINOSAURS. And ofc Dean is really freaked out and scared of this thing, but then he notices that the figure is curled forward over something, and as he looks closer he sees the skeletons of a nest of baby raptors that the "human" figure was holding tight to its chest, like it was trying to shield them from something. And he realizes that this... Thing... died protecting them.

Except the "human" figure isnt a skeleton, its preserved fully in the rock. Or perhaps...

#also submitted for consideration: archeologist!Dean ends up in one of those “they found something they shouldnt have oOoOoOoO” scenarios #and unleashes a fallen angel #but instead of anything horrific and civilization-ending they're gay and in love and having gay sex now #...what.#destiel #deancas #supernatural #spn #???????#sorry someone let grade-school-me out of the subconscious for a sec. i was a Dino Kid #yes ik the extinction wasnt one big event but YOU GET THE VIBES #also funny concept: Cas actually succeeded at protecting the baby dinos and they were preserved along with him #Dean now has a VERY confused and sad biblically-accurate (hot) angel who doesnt know what humans are #AND a clutch of baby velociraptors

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strqyr · 3 months

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"why would you want a strq story when you know how it ends?"

it's about the journey.

"but nothing interesting happened during their time—"

that's what writing the story is for. what's not clicking???

#i can at least understand the first one #since people take their spoilers very seriously #and don't see the point of something if they know how it ends #but the second one is just #...what.#do you know what stories are???#they're not historical records my dudes #you make shit up #that's how it works #the things you see on the internet

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sergeantwoods · 1 month

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stfu.

if im lost and looking for a random thing, i look up 'blah blah blah' generator, and someone has made a generator about it.

like, no way someone ACTUALLY made a grandma name generator. you're joshing me. i dont believe it.

but it exists.

it fucking exits.

who knew?

find a name for your grandma oc here, i guess.

#...what.#my fic #generators #??#grandma generators???#HELP?

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fourfuckinghorsemen · 1 year

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It's a chatgpt kinda day

Once upon a time, in an alternate reality, the Umbrella Academy consisted of five Hargreeves, all of whom were remarkably dim-witted. Despite their lack of intelligence, they had managed to save the world on several occasions, though not always intentionally.

One day, the five Hargreeves were sitting in their headquarters, trying to come up with a plan to stop an impending alien invasion. As they brainstormed, they struggled to grasp even the most basic concepts.

"Okay, so we need to stop the aliens," said Dumb Five, the leader of the group. "But how do we do that?"

"I know!" exclaimed Dumber Five. "We could just throw pies at them!"

The other three Hargreeves stared at Dumber Five in confusion, but before they could say anything, they heard a loud noise outside.

"It's the aliens!" cried Dumb Five. "Quick, everyone grab a pie!"

The Hargreeves rushed outside, armed with pies, to face the alien threat. As they approached the invaders, they realized that throwing pies probably wasn't going to be very effective.

"Uh, guys," said Dumb Five, "I don't think this is going to work."

Suddenly, they heard a voice from above. It was the voice of the wise and powerful Umbrella Academy member, Number One.

"What are you all doing?" he asked.

"We're trying to stop the aliens!" said Dumb Five proudly, holding up his pie.

Number One sighed. "That's not going to work. You need to use your powers."

The Hargreeves looked at each other in confusion. "Powers?" said Dumber Five.

"Yes, your powers," said Number One. "You all have unique abilities that you can use to fight the aliens."

The Hargreeves suddenly remembered that they did indeed have powers. Dumb Five could manipulate time, Dumber Five could control gravity, and the other three had various other abilities.

With newfound confidence, the Hargreeves used their powers to defeat the alien invaders. As they celebrated their victory, they realized that maybe they weren't so dumb after all.

"We did it!" said Dumb Five. "And we didn't even need the pies!"

The other Hargreeves chuckled and high-fived each other. They may have been dim-witted, but they were still heroes at heart.

What the heck did I just read?

#Ask #Tua rp #Tua rp blog #...What.

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floweyofficial · 2 years

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yep he has a dad. he was the previous royal scientist before alphys.

hes uh stuck in the void.

its complicated.

also his dad murdered a human.

and attempted to attack sans and paps.

its

uh

yeah.

also he thinks your dad is hot.

#...What.#flowey #utdr rp

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skenpiel · 18 days

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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

#soooo fucking scary. what is that

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x0401x · 10 days

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#what’s going on like seriously

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greelin · 7 months

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

#‘is this about astari—‘ brother. what do you think .

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miniaturecatmentality · 2 months

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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bonesandthebees · 25 days

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again