Peaches hasn’t left my side since I’ve been staying with mom. I keep serenading her with the 90s Alt Rock classic “Peaches” by The Presidents of the United States of America. I don’t think she understands the words but the tone is happy and it makes her tail go crazy.
As I was typing this, I realized I haven’t sang the new hit song about Peaches - the fuckin BANGER Jack Black did as Bowser. As soon as she wakes up from her 15th nap today, she won’t know what hit her.