#And his terrible tie

[incorrect-fanfiction-quotes]

Aizawa: We need to talk, Problem Child.

Izuku: Oh no.

Izuku: *mentally runs through everything he’s ever hidden from his teacher*

Aizawa: That tie is an abomination.

Izuku: *relief*

Izuku: … heeeeyy that’s not nice.

#fanfiction #incorrect quotes #read on ao3 #ao3 link #mha #my hero academia #izuku midoriya #And his terrible tie #shouta aizawa

[creationofacentury]

it's scary how addictive ethubs is

i could go without thinking about them for two months but then spend three days muling over a particular interaction of theirs

#I noticed they talked about the old times a lot. I don't know why but this is doing things to my brain???? #also this is terrible but that au of ethubs in hogwarts has been eating at my brain and it's so stupid #it's a crossover no one wants but i'm just obsessed with it #like. Slytherin!Etho with robe and green tie and stuff. I imagine he casts spell with one hand in his pocket aidfhwetohadgoihzfgek #and Bdubs being the most Gryffindor to ever Gryffindor but also terrifyingly smart and powerful #I don't know but just. wizard and witch hermits. wizard ethubs. #ethubs #hermit shipping #I'm talking about their characters by the way

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Alright North Draven I will take this love confession

#he's really sucked me in after his utterly terrible start god damnit lol #anyway i love him now #i haven't fully forgiven him but he's sucked me in regardless #the bonds that tie #north draven #oleander fallows #tbtt #forced bonds

[marc--chilton]

house and wilson. but they are cats. warrior cats, if you will,

(bases by googaoo!)

#warriors #house md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #(because it goes without saying i think) #sometimes house uses a stick to get around but as cats sometimes it's more trouble than it's worth #and on bad days his leg tends to drag hence the scarring on his foot #house's little forehead mark is kind of a joke on how people put stars on leaders #which i love but thought it would be funny for house to have a mockery of that #'starclan gave me the power to see through your bullshit' (he would use human curses obviously) #and wilson gets markings like labcoat and tie :) and gloves! #i love wilson but he's like some guy. a pretty guy of course but i couldn't think of him being otherwise terribly #interesting as a cat. just brown. brown cow #i'm just getting to season 3 so i feel like i don't have Enough to give them good names Yet #in the meantime i guess i could go with goldentouch for wilson and icewhisper for house

[shima-draws]

Thinks about Perry covered in the blood of his enemies and swoons

#LOGICALLY I know that actual killing probably isn't part of OWCA's philosophy. BUT. A girl can imagine in her head #Her blorbo fixing his bloody tie as he strolls out of a darkened room full of corpses. #IT'S POETRY. RIGHT?? #Dealing with Doof is more like his dayjob. His REAL job is going out and doing crazy save the world shit #i.e. Stopping assassination plots. Doing his OWN assassination. Taking on several armed men at once. #Perry is basically Eggsy from Kingsman except mute. That's it that's the point I'm trying to make here #Or Harry. Either one works. #OR. Or. Loid Forger. DEFINITELY get Perry vibes from him. #Basically any hot secret agent who kills for a living that's what I'm. Yeah #Anyway in canon........er. In human Perry canon? He does not kill. He doesn't believe in that #Esp bc of parent trauma. AND bc if the boys ever found out Perry killed someone they'd never forgive him #He does have morals. #But in lesser canon. Non canon. AU of the AU. WHATEVER. He is capable of killing someone #Phin and Ferb would definitely be upset if they found out but they'd be slightly less upset to hear that Perry's only ever killed #truly EVIL people. Not 'evil' like Heinz. Actual scum of the earth kinds of people #Perry's like Loid and Yor combined. Clearing the earth of terrible awful people and also being a suave secret agent spy #Anyway I'm done now sorry I needed to ramble about that for a bit. LOL #PnF #Phineas and Ferb #Perry the platypus #Human Perry #Shima speaks

[perenial]

Hello just wanted to say I work in a public library and am doing a cold weather reads display this month and I did put the terror on it solely bc of your posts. This is your legacy

absolutely howling over this ask. imagine walking into ur local library and there's a table set up with paper snowflakes and books on like meteorology or something and there's dan simmons' door stopper of a hate crime off to the side staring at u like a ghoulish little easter egg for some guy in australia who will never see it. anon i think im in love with u

#replies.txt #Anonymous #pls tell me its the tv tie in edition with half of ciarán hinds' face twisted in premature rigor mortis #as the physical manifestation of arctic retribution for colonial violence and hubris tears his shitty british leg off #its a TERRIBLE cover i love it so much

[inkstaindusk]

I've said this probably every year but rewatching yuri on ice is like

Viktor is SO desperate to date the guy who changed his life and then when the guy in question confesses his love for him, it's on national TV in a language he doesn't speak. The guy also has no memory of having changed his life in the first place. They only figure out they're on different pages a few episodes later after they get engaged

#everyone else around the tv: wow yuuri just does not care about us huh #viktor who doesn't know japanese: his tie is terrible :) anyway whatd he say #dusk liveblogs #amlb #yoi #yuri on ice

[fangirlwithasweettooth]

Me? Going absolutely insane over every single Kanej moment in both the books and the series? It’s more likely than you think

#for the past hour my brain has been a jumble of just #‘you inej you’ #‘even the idea of being near someone should have set his skin crawling. instead he thought what happens if I move closer?’ #‘She could see it took every last bit of his terrible will for him to remain still beneath her touch. And yet he did not pull away.’ #‘He needed to tell her ... what? That she was lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved.’ #‘I can hear the change in Kaz’s breathing when he looks at you […] it catches every time like he’s never seen you before’ #‘Kaz ran toward her without logic or plan’ #‘I’m going to get my money. And I’m going to get my girl.’ #[insert the entirety of the knives drawn pistols blazing quote here] #‘The harbor wind had lifted her dark hair and for a moment Kaz was a boy again sure that there was magic in this world.’ #‘She'd laughed and if he could have bottled the sound and got drunk on it every night he would have.’ #all of the bathroom scene bc oh my g o d #‘Curse you and all your Saints’ he said to no one at all then realized he was smiling. #(Inej outsmarting Kaz and leaving him on a rooftop my beloved 🥰) #‘she smiled then her eyes red her cheeks scattered with some kind of dust. It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.’ #the ‘is my tie straight’ before he meets her parents my hearttgdsxbhd 🥹😭 #oh oops this actually did just turn into a compilation of every kanej moment fhdjdhdjjs #anyway i love these two violent criminals with my whole entire heart 🖤 #kanej #no one cares sage

[yoinkschief]

Sorry I died

But I'm back now :)

Kinda

I've been,,,, working on something,,,

In the background :)

I hope y'all are gonna like it, really I do

Kinda been stuck in my head for a while now

But! In the meantime, have silly goofy Tom and the MFer who unfortunately (loving) deals with him (enjoys his company)

#i only now just realized that I low-key made him bowlegged in a lot of my old drawings #decided I'd bring that back #he also dresses terribly and i love him #this is inspired off a kid at my school #he wore a checked dress shirt and a yellow bow tie #i have never held a conversation for that man but I'd die for him #i love his energy so much #saw him wear a Bowser suit once #he's so swag #Tom #ew Tom #eddsworld #art #ew #fanart #traditional art #ew tord #tord #date night #tomtord / tordtom #it's coming #soon #jay draws

[the19thduckpotato]

he’s annoyed that the anime left out his tiger striped attire.  

#mha #bnha #sunflower dad #toshinori #all might #dad might #quite serious #i'll have to find the panel again #but he has a striped tie or vest #and the anime made it plain #let him have his terrible taste in fashion!

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

Got complimented on my shirt four times today I love being queer <3

#camera talks #sometimes I need to be the one to walk around with a shirt that says trans rights are human rights in an area that honestly #is not that safe #but I can and will be that person if it lets other people know I’m here :) #anyways was out for like 3 hours today getting cosplay things and shopping with my mom but I’m so excited with what I got ahh !!! /pos #also taught my little bro how to tie his shoes (with kindness and a way that he could explain instead of yelling) so that was really nice #I do have a 7-3 tomorrow which is terrible I need to Recover from the first week of school #but once I get home it’s cosplay time <3

[quillheel]

❁ ( towards any of your zelda muses − hylia and the three godesses, mainly, but also botw & totk link / zelda / ganondorf if you feel compelled...!! )

Send me a ❁ for the type of flower my muse would give to yours // Accepting!

Hylia's answer comes, sharp and slow like a blade pulled uncutting against thought, a cool not-metal against the inner heat of mind. ━ the same as sky, not in the way of wind but in the way of open space, of nothing at all, of atmosphere pressing in from out against your throat. Almost frozen, almost frigid, but without the effort in coldness, in willful ignoring, of brushing one off : cold as in cold is the absence of heat. No, Iroha receives an answer. Stale pollen and bright, blinding knowledge. ━━━ she was not made to create the way the Goddesses were, and yet, the flowers bloom at their feet regardless : perhaps they should consider themselves special.

━ bachelor button, hydrangea, bittersweet, lavender heather, white poppy, blue violet, mixed yellow & red zinnia, white hyacinth, rose leaf, & buried beneath the rest; spider flower. ( 'You are not of my domain, I am indifferent to you. However, I respect your devotion. I sympathize, perhaps, with your situation. One day, perhaps, there will something other for you. One day, perhaps, you will make one.' )

the Goddesses' response is a ancient one. months hung above the stratosphere, dangling, dangling, waiting to be lowered. Months upon months upon months, the flower of the seasons dripping into the horizon in a haze of days and nights and days again: They were intricate, and slow, and often unknowable at all. how patient, you are, for Them. How kind, to wait, for Them. They reward Iroha with answer in time, in the humid shivering haze of early morning, a wave of such love of all Iroha does, of the endless sorrow They beheld upon their duty, arriving like quartz lining their throat ━ blooms growing from 'pon their fingertips, 'cross their knuckles. a gift, a gift, how merry to be known & seen, how terrifying by They to listen & answer in turn ━ how horrible, horrible to think you had been forgotten...

━ bachelor button, maidenhair fern, red carnation, dead leaf, purple hyacinth, dark crimson rose, pine, acorn, fern, fir, white heather, iris, lily of the valley, tea rose, palm leaf. ( 'We love you, We are sorry, your faith is not unseen by Us, for This to be your undertaking, borne as chains & key. Such is Our terrible, terrible doing. Such is Our apology. We hope, perhaps, one day the selves can exist without the other or in one without smothering, smothering light. We hope, perhaps, one day you are allowed to live; a role unshackled, unlocking Thy own binds. Chains & key. Chains & key. Freedom unmade for you, and yet, still hoping to grasp it.' )

Link & Zelda come as though offering memorial, bundles of blooms and sprigs tucked in their arms as they hurry past stream and grove ( "watch your feet, 'stream made the ground soft" "ah, thank you, I believe I'll be alright-!" ) to find the place where the Blupees haunched on hind legs and watched them with startling, ruby eyes. The one Link had gone before, a familiar forest in the heavy overhang of branches & leaves. a bowl is filled with fruit steadily throughout the day beneath a great cherry tree, pink petals like silk beneath the sun. a final act of care comes as sunset threatens to burn the sky alive when, on a brief journey back to a stable for a briefer meal, they're caught in a fleeting conversation of flora & the hearts beneath their stalks ( "Oh, you're going all the way up to Satori mountain? Hey, if you're going through all the effort, I've heard people bring flowers up there sometimes, you know, offerings and the like. Some people bring flowers, symbolizing what the 'Lord of the Mountain' protector means to them. Maybe it'd be worth your time?" ) ( "That sound's like a nice idea, I think!" "I think so, yes, but what would I even bring...?" ) ━━━ they in bundles, at last, arrive. Hurried up, past the stream, to find the tree again. Zelda hesitates, an offering of silent princess clasped between delicate fingers ━ "Would it be considered disrespectful to place it at the dish...? Maybe I shouldn't..." ━ before Link, calloused hands delicate, maneuver their hands to set it down along the rest, petals bright; bright in the clear sky.

━ bittersweet, bluebell, pink camellia, iris, cattleya orchid, magnolia, evening primrose, flax, rose leaf, forsythia, fern, lavender rose, bells of ireland, azalea, sweet pea, mixed zinnea. ( 'I think you're kind, and charming, and though I rarely see you, I hope you are well. I hope to change that fleetingness, if you'll let me? I think you might like Zelda, you might have more in common than you think.' / 'I've heard of you, but never seen you, all good things. I hope one day to meet, you seem good. Perhaps lonely. I might like you, if you gave me the chance, but I'd understand if you don't like me. I hope your future is a kind one, whatever kind of future it is. I don't know you well enough, even in stories, to tell.' )

Somewhere, there is a valley tucked neatly behind the ridges of hills, in the lowered groove 'twixt them where the land sinks ginger under the long grass and the wild flower of the knolls; as though gently swept down, as though the soft lowering of a stomach, ribs high against the soft tension of smooth skin in earth, as though the rounded edges of hands where the knuckles stood war-like as the gentle palm sinks; ball of the hand softer than the upper of the palm, the upper of the palm softer than the fingers, the fingers softer than the nails, the nails softer than the bones inside them all.

Somewhere, there is a valley of tender, shivering silver. plush moss lining the ground like bolster turned cloudy like rain, muted but beautiful in variation, white paint blending with greys in the fiber that wasn't fiber, the tissue that was. A place no one knew. a place one did. flowers split, forbearing as though shifting only between the folds, and reeds rose in the bed. A place that never died, flowers like chanting; the same message, 'hundred times over, 'thousand more. ━ Somewhere, you know this place. Somewhere, no one else knows at all. Somewhere, it tells you something. Somewhere, somewhere, somewhere...

━ lotus, cherry blossom, chrysanthemum. ( 'how much would it take to stop grieving yourself, and choose to live? how long?' )

#hi. so. i couldn't choose BHKGTRBGKHTRBKH #i just did all of them and WHOUGH BOY i hope u like it <333 #i kinda assumed a General vague preexisting dynamic for some of them. most ?? being Link but since it Is a thing ingame i figured like?? #it Works and like!!! it feels more genuine like this ig!! #also there's a lot of meaning imo of the individual flowers' symbolism and how they tie together and interconnect to form the 'sentence' #and it says a lot bc its kinda like looking at the words someone uses And the general thing they're trying to communicate #so its in the source if u'd like to look at it more thoroughly!! #fun details abt my interps of hylia n the Three btw: Hylia has an. INTERESTING. relationship with being able to Feel emotions bc of her #connection to her domain (light and truth) which often results in her feeling apathetic or indifferent which isn't Entirely wrong. #she functions a lot off of 'duty' and domain which is part of why she concerns herself with mortals bc like. part of her duty is protecting #the goddesses also speak as one entity Kinda they're kinda inseperable from eachother though they as individuals do have diff attitudes #and diff views and shit but their sentences bleed into eachother so effortlessly that they often speak as though constantly picking up on #the same mind and thoughts. they r consumed by love by their creations (including iroha!) and chained to it as a result where love becomes #a prison for them. they love them so much it consumed. they love them so much it rebirths. they create ppl with terrible fates because they #must but always are they the grieving mother wardening their children to a lonely existence. they love so deeply it is consuming; and yet #obligation warrants it. it must be; lest they lose them all. damned if they do; damned if they didn't; damned regardless; deserving of it #IM RAMBLIMG IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO LONG AS IT IS BKHGNTRBK #i hope you like it!!!!!!!! <33 #━ ♔ cardinals with snow-brushed wings : asks. #lunaright #MUSE / Hero of the Wild #MUSE / Zelda #MUSE / Ganondorf #MUSE / Din & Nayru & Faroe #MUSE / Hylia #━ ♔ you sing but only the pavement listens : ic. #should i tag this as study..?? it kinda feels like one....... #...... #STUDY / Hylia #STUDY / Din & Nayru & Faroe

[mellosakicc]

so for some reason the game decided meg should be pregnant and matteo should be the father while i was not playing the household. so now they have a child named jezebel and i have some things to think about XD

#i wanted to try the infant update but not like this! #matteo cant tie his shoelaces and meg is going to teach it terrible lessons about nihilism #i wasnt even playing the household when i found out i just noticed meg was pregnant walking down the street and i was like ???????!?!?!?

[sateurn]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

These sobs really limited my tags?????

I have so many more thoughts this is so so much less than 1/2. Broski. Big dislike

#its ‘i watched a tv show and i need to talk about it in the tags of this site im not on anymore’ time #ty to the void for always accepting my thoughts <3 #so honestly its just me thinking about the andromeda tv show. i just finished it and it left me destitute bc i clung onto the first 2 season #s as a basis and had ten thousand questions i *assumed* would be resolved. spoiler alert: they were nto #not*. and the coda addition helps but like. not enough. it explains some of the #oh fyi if anyone is reading or cared there will be spoilers #anyways it explained some of them ex for the cosmic engine bit. seemed pretty relevant and then was never mentioned again #i also MUCH prefer that version of trance — i had speculation she was a sun avatar which i took as confirmation when i finally noticed her #tattoo when harper used it to remind himself he put that data in the sun etc etc but i much prefer the sun-as-consciousness-astral-poject- #ing-slash-dreamjng-itself-a-body / being a little devil. i think that feels much more true to what we got in worldbuilding early on and tbh #the bar is on the floor bc any explanation would be better than what we got. also im sorry but s5 i trusted SO hard that that whole virgil #vox bit in the finale was insulting. couldnt even tie up the loose end you invented at the last minute????? MY god. i understand getting you #r budget halved but like. broski. it would have been better to ignore it at that point imo. #anywhoodle. i also have just ISSUES w the lack of resolution & not doing justice to literally any character #listen. why would you sink SO much effort into tyr just to have honestly what i feel is a disrespectful end to that character. like #tyr required me to do a LOT of thinking bc i sympathized with his position in exile etc while thinking also bro thats real fucked up. bro #stop thats fuckinng e*genics again dude. tbh with the entire species (im not looking up how to spell that rn) bc like the foundation of #their entire race is e*ugenics. (sorry censoring bc im in the tags just venting about tv) which obviously is a terrible idea but i think the #so it was like i am fundamentally against the concept but in show universe theg obviously did it etc but for me provided such a huge like #context to the universe. i fundamentally am not on board with all the commonwealth stuff like yeah i get it the magog are bad and scary but #like the neitzcheans (sp??? idc) are also Right There bein scary. then theres the ‘enhanced’ debate re dylan beka etc that like. is the same #but ‘’different’’ i guess. 🙄 anyways that is just to point out like. the level of thinking this show put me through just to blindside me w/ #no resolution. i had SO much hope. tyr selling iut to the abyss is disrespectful to all of the established work the actor did for him and #to the character as well even if i think the ideology is icky. he was shown to be even less and less self-centric survival guy as it went on #and also tbh i didnt understand the him stealing his kids dna thing. i really thought that was gonna gi in a different less bs direction #okay also while im here can i just say. that tyr and dylan had THE most romantic tension to me. everyone else felt very friendshipy and i am #NOT one to usually fall into a ‘they obviously should be together’ pipeline that the writers dont make themselves. but the back and forth ( #and intense eye contact) had me sitting there like. it was made in 2000 i know they wont do it but for not doing it they sure did! not that #i think they’d make a good couple (they would not) but that there was definitely something there on the dl you know? something more than #‘mutual respect’ you feel? and tbh! they also ruined the tyr beka thing by making her the matriarch. big ew huge ick.

[tangents-within-tangents]

Remember how Mulder is color blind and afraid of fire?

Yeah neither did the writers

#The color blindness was completely random plot convenience but I will say I think it's hilarious he told them by just showing them his tie #like see look at my terrible fashion sense! lol #the x files #txf #mulder #agent mulder #fox mulder

[waitingforminjae]

just discovered colter wall and wanted to know if you’ve listened to him sinse you’re into country 👀 he’s got a bery cool voice, someone said his music was more of a hobby and he mainly worked as a farmhand

omg yeah!!!!!!!!! i've got two of his songs in my playlist omg

but beyond that i haven't listened to him much, so I'll have to check out more of his stuff! i rlly like these two songs a lot ❤️

#his description of the devil as a white man in a suit and tie coming to offer the speaker a bad deal is sooooooooooooooooo #and the description of him being white as a cotton field and sharp as a knife....... #cotton fields as imagery is a rlly loaded thing in the us south bc it's associated w slavery and sharecropping #but i always personally liked here in association with the devil bc it further leans on that terrible context #esp combined w the devil being the white man in a suit with a bad deal that he tricks the speaker into #always felt like that was brilliant and sort of twist on how white artists typically involve cotton fields #in a very problematic nostalgic way :/ #anyway that was a random skip on the surface of southern history 😭 #the asks and the answers #music