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Sooooo.....
BaTDR was um...
a lot.
-Mod Spider
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t00thpasteface · 1 year
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I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO A GOOD COLLEGE TO STUDY MARINE BIOLOGY ON THE BEACH
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this is the kind of spontaneous publicity that MAKES people. things are going to start happening to me now
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starsunderwaterr · 1 year
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ccan you write more captain 3 hcs, like part 2 of the first one? i love your writing style,,
Yes I absolutely can!! So sorry for taking forever to respond to this! I've had a bad semester mentally and have finally found time to write at the end of the semester! Thank you again for all of your support! Enjoy guys!
I will also be using the name Kaori for Cap'n 3!
(Y/N) - your name
(N/N) - nickname
All characters are 18+
Minors DNI
Headcanons for Dating Cap'n 3! (pt. 2)
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Ooooo yeah we back baybeeeeee
Back to the grand old schleepovers >:3
You got even closer, and eventually began having sleepovers, and although rare, you cherished each one
You never slept together or did anything too romantic besides hand holding for a longgggg time
It takes 3 a long time to be okay with sleeping in the same bed as you, and even then, she’s pretty stiff
It wasn’t until they began to have flashbacks and nightmares when you were near for them to fully trust you
You were nose deep in a book, Kaori just resting on the bed nearby you heard very heavy breathing coming from your angel
You glanced over at her, “Kaori…?”
They didn’t respond, too busy staring at nothing.
You noticed that she began crying, her breath getting caught in her throat
The best thing was to give them space, and allow them to cry and cling onto you
They kept whimpering and mumbling out phrases you didn’t understand, but it wasn’t until Cap’n made eye contact with you that it got serious
Instantly, her eyes widened upon seeing yours, and she threw herself onto you, clinging onto you like you were going to die
You saw it; the fear, the child trapped inside of her, and you were the only person that mattered in that moment
You reciprocated, letting them cling onto you like you were the only thing they could hold
Honestly in situations such as these, it’s best to let them come to you
It broke your heart in more ways than one to hear those sobs come out, but you knew that the best you could do for them was to help them
You helped them to focus on their breathing, and validated their experiences
After, Kaori was so exhausted that all she could do was slump against you and occasionally whimper
You held onto them, rubbing the side of their arm with the utmost care
They expressed it the best they could through sign that you truly meant so much to them through opening up to you more <3
They prefer to sign to you most of the time, especially when they're really upset, but on the rare occasion, they'll speak and even hold a blunt conversation with you
TIME FOR CUDDLING 👹👹👹
Feels great comfort when you cuddle her from behind or let her curl up on your chest (even if they act like they hate it)
From never feeling that before, and being lucky to have someone as healthy as you to give that love? It means the world to them
The first time they wanted to cuddle with you was the most adorable thing ever—
You both were laying in bed on your respective sides, just trying to sleep
When all of the sudden,,,, you felt two warm arms wrap securely around your torso and a head lean and nuzzle against your back
You could feel their slow breathing, and their face smile softly when you put your hands on top of theirs
She loves the feeling she gets in her stomach, even tho they’ll never admit it <3
They like what you both call “whisper kisses”, which are just feather-light quick kisses, especially at night before bed or when they're super soft!!
Quite literally dreams and sleeps peacefully when they’re with you (they got that lil smile when they sleep)
Sometimes you watch them sleep and will rub their head as they do and you’ll literally see the smile come onto their face it’s so cute-
Honestly loves napping with you or against you bc they’re so tired from being burnt out
You know how they say that some people get really sleepy around their loved ones bc their inner child feels safe with you???
Yeah, yeah that’s Cap with you
Plssssss hold them in their swim form
They love to take naps or chill against your shoulder in their squid form when you’ll let them
Sometimes if you’re laying on the couch, you’ll just see a flash of green before a lump is thrown onto your stomach
The excited and crazed look they get in their eyes as they stare back at you is adorable—
If you’re wearing a hoodie, they’re on top of your head sleeping or in the crook of your neck peering out at everyone
Needless to say, they’re a menace 😍
The longer you date them and the more they trust you, the more her humor comes out
Cap can be very funny when she wants to be
You were in the kitchen, just putting something away, when somehow, you managed to trip on nothing
So there you lay, face planted on the floor
Cap looks at you from above and signs “How does the floor taste?” Before smirking and letting out a gentle hum
You signed back, "Delicious."
They also think it's super fun to scare you, especially when they're in their squid form
You can be chilling, doing literally whatever, and they'll be hiding in their swim form behind walls, under the couch, in the kitchen cabinet (yeah, that one scared THE FUCK out of you)
They always get a good laugh out of it, and I mean that literally in the sense that they will genuinely and audibly laugh :'>
They like to leave little gifts for you around the house sometimes, like little trinkets they find on missions that make them think of you
One day you came home to find Kaori sleeping on the couch with a small keychain of your favorite character in their hand
They left a little note, still attached to the same hand
You swiped it out of their hand, reading it
In crude, messy handwriting, it read, "Got this out of the gatcha machine for you <3"
Yeah, the heart looked like shit and you could barely read it, but you couldn't help but lean down or up and kiss their forehead
OH MY COD IF YOU DON'T HELP THIS BITCH WITH THEIR HYGIENE
They seldom clean themselves and when you notice a smell, best believe you're gonna slam them into the shower (or however the hell cephs bathe)
They hate it, and they will fuss a little bit, but they secretly love it
You'll catch them smiling gently or smelling their skin or hair after showers/wash up periods
You smirked, watching Kaori smell her hair, "Smells good, huh?"
Kaori looked over, glaring. They signed, "Hush."
basically, they're super fucking cute <3
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cinnasalmon · 2 months
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Who knew all it took was a shot of liquor to figure out and fix what was bothering me about the zevlor thirst trap sketch. We are back in business baybeeeeee
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sunflowercider · 3 months
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WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS BAYBEEEEEE
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hey it's me again and about the chapters 19 and 22 they were excelent. could be longer the chapter 22 tough but got good any way.
Persona 4. Caracteres: Margaret and narukami.
The plot is based on the ova of Valentine's day of persona 5, more specific sae's date. Is narukami and margaret having a date on a fancy Restaurant and narukami and Margaret are Just chatting and teasing each other about what they can do later while narukami gets envious glares and in the end he grabs her ass
If you need some source about her attires for this plot here is https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7732593
Haha! Two posts tonight baybeeeeee! Even if I couldn't exactly find the ova you referenced that would play, so we winged this hardcore lol.
Now, granted, this would've been out a lot sooner if I hadn't needed to edit the bejesus out of it after writing it at 2 am QuQ. Now, granted, this little skim was given at 6 am, but I can't nurse this thing forever. I just hope you enjoy it!
A fresh, newly bought button-up, check. his best dress shoes, check. Hair brushed, check. A tasteful dash of Dojima's fancy cologne, check. All that remained was sending a quick prayer to Izanagi that Inaba's two flower booths werent out of roses for valentines day. Thankfully, they had one left. So, the tall man snatched it up and headed off to the fancy little restaurant at the edge of town.
It was pretty new to the town. One in a small push of new businesses to expand the town and bring in some fresh blood with a few new attractive places. It wasn't that busy, though, which was perfect for Narukami and the beautiful woman that seemed to appear from the darkness of the quiet, small-town night to snake her arm under his.       "Hello, my wildcard." The silver-haired woman about purred. Dressed, at a glance, in her usual dark blue dress, but upon closer examination, this version lacked her everyday dark leggings and the long sleeves that usually hid her arms. Now, both her smooth arms and thick, well-sculpted legs were free for him and any customers of the new restaurant to see. However, Margaret didn't show a lick of shame at that fact. She merely pressed herself into Narukami so that her plump breasts pressed against the arm she held captive.         "Hello, pretty miss, come here often?" He hummed back, the compliment and goofy opener earning a small smile on those pink-painted lips while he opened the door to let her into the restaurant.
The place was comfortable and quiet. Most lovebirds off at the better-known, familiar restaurant in the small town, leaving them plenty of privacy as they ordered and settled into a booth further from the window or door.         "So, my dear wildcard. What's the plan for tonight?" Margaret hummed, smiling at the persona user after he gave her the rose he'd made sure not to squish or drop on the walk there.       "My plan is to seduce you, Margaret. Give you good food, maybe get you a little drunk, and see where it goes." He hummed back, making her raise her eyebrows and chuckle slightly. But, she didn't seem too against the idea.         "Sounds like tonight will be plenty of fun then." She mused lightly, Narukami feeling her foot sliding up the side of his leg as she spoke.         "Well, I do seek to please, ma'am." And after that, the night truly picked up.
Narukami and Margaret had a rather odd relationship, to say the least. She was his velvet room attendant after all, there to help guide and watch over his progress in his journey as a wildcard. Yet, as he grew into an adult, and was able to find a way to reconnect with that little pocket dimension, things began to go a different route. He'd, naturally, changed, and she, while physically the same since the day of her creation, was far more aware and experienced with humanity, and not as monitored by Igor.
So, what was a rather simple relationship with nothing beyond her crushing on him for a short time at the start morphed into a true friendship after they reconnected. And, after finding out the oddities of how velvet room attendants age and are created, the wildcard decided to let the relationship grow on its own.
After all, she was still very curious about humanity, and he was curious about her. So, without the odd protective role she had once somewhat held, they were free to feel things out a little better. Which, was how he'd netted such a lovely woman as a date on valentines. Swapping innuendo, flirts, and sly touches over dinner.
"So, are there any other places you want to take me, after this?" Margaret eventually asked as she finished off her food and sipped a glass of pomegranate-colored wine with her golden eyes glittering at him like a dragon's treasure horde. Inviting him. "Well, that depends," Narukami hummed back, poking around the remaining vegetables on his plate coolly. "Where would you like to go after this?" "Oh, do I get to choose?~" She almost purred, her beautifully painted mouth quirking in a coy smile before she tapped a finger to her chin playfully before she answered, "I think I'd like a tour of Inaba if you wouldn't mind. Maybe show me the bath house around here." And Narukami chuckled at that, giving her his own charming smile. "I can do that, for a pretty lady like you."
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cyancherub · 2 years
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KISSIN U BACK MY BELOVEEEEDDDD IVE BEEN GOOD (lmfao lies ive been gettin my ass kicked BUT rn life seems to be goin back to normal ndsdagkd) HOW ARE YOU!!! MISSED U SM ON DASH BAYBEEEEEE
fmdnskajgnk ALSO FANKKKK shigaraki got me on a CHOKEHOLD 🥵🥵 IM SO GLAD U LIKEEEEEE<3333
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THIS MEMEESKLDLKS HELP ME . IM VERY GLAD TO HEAR THAT LIFE IS SETTLING DOWN A BIT !!!! PLS MAKE SURE U REST WELL AND TAKE TIME FOR URSELF EHHE!!
I AM WELL!!! JUST VERY BUSY BUT IVE BEEN ABLE TO WRITE A LOT TODAY AND YESTERDAY WHICH IM SO HAPPY ABOUT!! I HAVE MISSED U AS WELL!! <333 KISSKISS
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| caffeine |     [chapter 6]
pairing; fratboy!wonwoo x female!reader
this chapter’s notes; hair pulling, squirting, forced orgasm, overstimulation, degradation/dumbification, name calling, cockwarming????, face fucking, cum eating, sir kink, minor daddy kink, BUT SOME MINOR AFTERCARE BAYBEEEEEE🤣💕😭 kdjfhks this is more smut than it is plot which is rly the concept of this series but i really did get lost in the sauce on this one, so enjoy!💕💕
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - x - x - x - x
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“H--Hello?”
“Are you fucking Wonwoo?” Your sleepy eyes try to adjust to the morning sunlight seeping through your bedroom curtains as Mingyu’s eerily calm voice filters through the receiver. “Hello? Can you hear me? I asked you a question??” You can almost register the eye roll that’s surely on his face right about now.
“Wh--what? Wait, I--”
“I’m just asking if you’re fucking Wonwoo, it’s really a yes or no question.” How the fuck did he even know?
“I--I, how--but--” There’s a scoff on the other end as you sit up, checking the clock as it reads 8:51AM. Why was Mingyu even awake?
“I literally live with the guy and for the record, Seokmin’s a fuckin’ chatterbox. You don’t think his big ass mouth wasn’t spillin’ the beans last night? He practically threw himself at me last night after you left to tell me about your little rendezvous in the hallway restroom. Which I had to disinfect, by the way.” Fuckin’ Seokmin. It’s quiet on the other end as you sit and try to wake yourself up a little more before you reply.
“Well?”
“Mingyu, give me a fuckin’ second.” He laughs, a groan heard through the phone before you hear his bedsheets rustling. “Also for the record, I’m not mad or anything. We’re friends and I just want to know what’s going on with you. Wonwoo’s an interesting choice for someone like you though.” Someone like you?
“What does that even mean, Mingyu?”
“Oh, y’know, Wonwoo’s one of the quieter ones around here. He acts like a dad sometimes and keeps everyone in order. I dunno, that never seemed like your type to me. Unless that is your type? But hey, I’m not mad at it. Are you two dating or somethin’?” Haha.
“No.”
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Something about your conversation with Mingyu makes you feel a little weird and you can’t shake the feelings even when you step past the doorframe of the campus library. Wonwoo catches your eye at the receptionist table, silently willing you to walk over to him when his eyes meet yours.
“Hi, Wonwoo.” You take in his features, watching as his jaw clenches slightly. He peers around the room, making sure everyone is out of earshot before he whispers over the table.
“Meet me in the empty study room at the end of the long hall. The very last room. 10 minutes.” There’s a blush on your cheeks as you turn away from him, weaving through the various bookshelves as if you were browsing. Something about his demeanor seemed off but you didn’t know what. Maybe he was upset that Seokmin had basically told everyone his business? Regardless, you knew the study room that was at the end of the hall was completely abandoned. The few times he had cornered you were in other study rooms that hadn’t been that far into the library, so you were curious and a little nervous as to why he’d ask you to meet him there in particular.
But you listen, watching other various students pass by as you slowly make your way through the aisles until you’re near the designated room where Wonwoo had asked you to go to; stopping periodically to sift through the books on the shelves, uninterestedly grabbing a few to make it look like you had an actual purpose to be there other than seeing the fox eyed male. Eventually, it draws closer to the 10 minute mark so you look in both directions before you put your hand on the doorknob and twist.
The light flickers on once you enter the said room, setting your things down onto the table that’s seemingly been cleaned prior to you showing up. Wonwoo is still nowhere in sight so you take a seat, getting comfortable as you pop open one of the books you picked off the shelf.
A couple minutes pass in silence before the doorknob rattles behind you; quietly closing the book as you turn in your chair to face the bespectacled male standing in the doorway.
“On your knees.”
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Wonwoo is mad, that’s for sure. Or upset? All you knew at this point was that he was surely over his break time by now.
He didn’t really explain anything.
But the way his hands pull on your hair hard enough to make you cry has you theorizing what could’ve happened.
Thankfully he’s kind enough to let you touch yourself; your lower half completely bare as your fingers drag across your wet folds, slowly inserting in a finger. You relax your throat at the same time, letting Wonwoo let out whatever frustrations he’s got by fucking your throat open.
“Fuuuuuck, your mouth feels incredible around me.” There’s a growl at the end of Wonwoo’s words and you can’t deny the way it sends a thrum of arousal through your body as you whimper around him. You try to look up at him through bleary eyes, cheeks already stained with drying tears. “Mmmph?” He chuckles lowly, thrusting his cock into your mouth until your lips meet the base of it. You swallow around him by reflex, fresh hot tears springing to your eyes when he holds you there.
“My dumb little slut wants me to fuck her ‘lil wet pussy, hmm? I can see how wet you are from here, princess.” He pulls you off of his cock; the air flooding your lungs as you sputter. “Get up from the floor, you cumslut. I want you bent over the table.”
You get up on shaky legs, sniffling and wiping at your tears with the back of your hand as you position yourself over the table.
“Let me see how wet you are, princess.” You reach behind you, spreading your folds open to let Wonwoo see how wet your pussy was. “Think your slutty pussy is wet enough for my cock?”
“Yuh--Yes, s-sir…” Wonwoo takes your word, positioning himself at your entrance before he bottoms out in one thrust, a loud moan cutting through the air as you clench around him.
“Ah, W-Won--Wonwoo…”
Your nails dig into the table underneath you as he starts an unrelenting pace, your eyes rolling back when he slams into your g-spot. “Fuh---fuck, s-sir!! Please, right t-there!!” He brings a hand down onto your ass, slapping the skin until it blooms into a pretty red.
“Does my cock feel good inside your tight pussy? Hmm? You dumb little slut, all you know how to do is take my cock.” You can hear his cruel laugh; drool dripping onto the table as your head starts to feel fuzzy.
“C-can I cu--cum, please?”
“No. And if you do, you’ll be sorry.” You whimper, trying to stave off the pleasure building up inside. And when Wonwoo feels you getting tighter around him, he pulls out, letting you catch your breath as he effectively edges you. You can feel a trickle of sweat down the side of your face, thankful that you’d at least stripped off some of your clothes. But you turn your head to the side, noticing Wonwoo’s still mostly dressed except for the stupid sweater vest he decided was too precious to get dirty.
You watch as he strokes his cock, his mouth open slightly as he lets out quiet moans.
“Mm, Won---s-sir, please put your cock i-inside of me…”
“Did you finally calm down?”
“Yes, sir…” The pleasure inside of you is still building when Wonwoo re-enters you, starting his quick pace again. The room fills with the sounds of your moans and skin slapping, the air feeling thick around you. He edges you 3 more times; pulling out when he feels you about to cum.
And after a few minutes, you can’t help but sob, knowing full well there wasn’t a chance you could stop your orgasm this time; legs shaking as you bite your lip hard enough to draw blood.
There’s a moment where you feel your body go slack, static going through your mind as you cum. You can barely register Wonwoo growling behind you, his thrusts becoming inconsistent as he fucks you through your orgasm. You feel your body twitching, feeling his cum filling up your pussy as you clench around him, milking his cock.
“Fuck, did you just squirt?”
“H-huh?”
“Filthy ‘lil thing, you got my work pants all dirty. How do you think I’m going to explain this one?”
Wonwoo slips his cock from inside of you, his cum trickling down your thighs as you whimper against the table underneath you. “I’m, mmh, s-sorry I--I didn’t r-realize I--”
“Sorry? I don’t think ‘sorry’ is going to cut it, princess. I’m going to have to punish you. But you’ll be good and take it, won’t you?”
“Y-yes, sir…”
Wonwoo slaps your ass once, watching as a drop of cum hits the floor. “Get up on the table and spread your legs.”
“B--But I’m--”
“Do I need to repeat myself?”
You find it in your best interest to listen to Wonwoo, urging your tired legs to work as you turn around so you can sit on the table somehow. And your eyes catch the wet droplets all over his work chinos; thankfully not super visible due to them being black.
Once you manage to get your tired body onto the table, you spread your legs wide, holding them open with whatever strength you have left.
Wonwoo drops to his knees in front of you, licking the stripes of cum off of your thighs as a blush grows on your face. Something about him licking his own cum off of you was undeniably… hot. And he continues this, kissing and licking at your skin until it’s clean, his tongue lapping at your folds.
“Push my cum out.”
You whimper, body already exceedingly sensitive as he laps at your pussy, catching the cum that spills out of you on his tongue. And when he’s had enough, he stands, tangling a hand into your hair as he tilts your head up to meet his in a sloppy kiss.
His tongue licks at the seam of your lips, your mouth opening in a moan at the feeling. Wonwoo pushes his cum into your mouth, smirking against your lips after he’s pushed all the sticky substance inside as he silently waits for you to swallow it; only pulling away when he knows you have.
“You’re such a good little slut for me. But we’re not done here yet.” He lets go of your hair, adjusting his glasses a second later before he wraps a hand around his cock. You were surprised he was still hard even after cumming once, but you also couldn’t deny how much you still wanted him to fuck you more.
The two of you were clearly having a bit of an off morning, so you were honestly thankful Wonwoo was in a bit of a mood.
“Ready for my cock again, princess?”
“Y--yes, sir…”
“Spit on my cock then, cumslut.” The angle is a bit awkward but you manage; a glob of spit and remnants of his cum landing on his shaft before he smears it all over his cock. And he doesn’t wait another second, thrusting into you in one swift motion as he bottoms out.
“I want you to be a good little slut and cum on my cock just like this.” Shit. You mewl, wiggling your hips slightly. “But--But…”
“What’s wrong? My dumb ‘lil princess can’t cum unless I’m fucking your cunt? Just having my cock inside you isn’t enough?” You clench your jaw, clenching around his cock. A few minutes pass like that, small whimpers leaving you the entire time Wonwoo watches you.
10 minutes pass, feeling like it’s been 30, when you can’t take it anymore. The head of Wonwoo’s cock is snug against your g-spot and if he just moved a little bit, you were sure you could cum. But he gives you a harsh glare, daring you to disobey him.
“S--sir, can y-you please touch my--my clit?”
“If you wanna cum, you can do it yourself.”
You nod shakily, keeping one hand on your leg and trailing the other towards your swollen nub, drawing circles around it as you cry out. “I---I---Mmh!”
Your thighs tremble as you cum, Wonwoo’s hand batting yours away as he rubs your clit harshly, milking your orgasm as your walls flutter around him.
“See? I knew you could cum just from my cock inside of you, princess.” The cocky lilt in Wonwoo’s voice has you mewling, small cries of his name leaving your mouth as the oversensitivity really sets in. He lets you catch your breath for a second before he pulls all the way out, only keeping the head of his cock inside before he thrusts all the way in, slamming into your cervix.
“Such a greedy little slut. Squirting all over me and cumming three times? I fuckin’ spoil you and your fuckin’ pussy don’t I, princess?”
“Mmh…yuh---yes, daddy...” A smirk graces Wonwoo’s lips, his hands gripping your thighs as he pulls you towards him. “Daddy, huh?” He scoffs, digging his nails into your skin as he grinds into you.
“D--daddy, I, ngh, I--ca--can’t…”
“You will. Your ‘lil pussy is still so tight around me, princess.” You feel breathless and like your brain has turned to mush. But he wasn’t wrong. Despite how tired you already were, you could already feel another orgasm building up inside of you.
“Da--daddy!”
“C’mon, princess. Cum on my cock. Isn’t that what you know best? Getting daddy’s cock wet?” You nod feverishly, letting your back meet the table as the tiredness takes over. Wonwoo keeps your legs spread open, watching his cock disappearing into your pussy.
“Dumb little cockslut. Letting me fill your slutty ‘lil pussy with my cum. So good for me, princess.”
Hot tears spring to your eyes as you feel your third orgasm come to a head; the tension in your body snapping as your back arches off of the table. Wonwoo fucks you through your orgasm again, unloading his cum inside of you for the second time with a groan.
You momentarily black out, garbled noises leaving your lips and body going weak as Wonwoo slips his cock from your body.
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When you come to after a few minutes, Wonwoo’s got you laying down on the floor cleaned and dressed; his book bag underneath your head as a pillow.
“Fuck, I thought I fucked you into a coma.”
“Ugh…”
“Are you okay? Drink some of this water, sweetheart.” He helps you sit up, bringing a water bottle to your mouth. You hadn’t realized how raw and sore your throat was, the cool liquid soothing you almost immediately. “Maybe we should’ve had a safe word.”
You clear half the water bottle, a satisfied sigh on your lips afterwards. “S’okay… I wanted you to be rough with me… But I do have a question?” Wonwoo nods, tucking a stray hair behind your ear. “Shoot.”
“What got you so… upset? I, um, I mean Mingyu called me this morning to ask about u-us and it kind of put me in a weird mood so…”
“Oh, no, princess I’m not mad about that. They were going to find out eventually, it was only a matter of time.”
“Oh.” He chuckles, sitting on the floor next to you. “Actually, I signed up to go on an excavation trip with one of my archeology professors and I was rejected. He told me before I applied that I was overqualified so I was a sure fire choice to be included and I wasn’t. He didn’t really have an explanation for me either.”
“Wonwoo, I’m sorry…” You place a hand on his forearm, squeezing it in comfort.
“It’s whatever, I’m the one that should be sorry, I shouldn’t have taken it out on you like that. Guess I was angrier about it than I thought.”
“It’s okay… I think we’ve both had a weird day.. Oh my god! Wait, shouldn’t you be working!?” The panic is clear in your voice as you attempt to stand up, shaky legs folding underneath you as your butt hits the carpeted floor.
“I told Joshua I was leaving early, nobody even knows we’re back here.” He adjusts his glasses, running a hand through his silver locks. You settle back down, playing with the hem of your shirt as the two of you settle into silence.
“Um, I’m--I’m glad your pants are dry?” He scoffs jokingly, eyes glancing downward at the now drying material.
“Yeah, you’re lucky I decided to wear my black chinos to work today or else you would’ve really been in some shit.”
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damienthepious · 3 years
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time 2 be emotionally fraught baybeeeeee happy LKT!
Going Through Changes, Ripping Out Pages (chapter 10)
[ch 1] [ch 2] [ch 3] [ch 4] [ch 5] [ch 6] [ch 7] [ch 8] [ch 9] [ao3] [???]
Fandom: The Penumbra Podcast
Relationship: Lord Arum/Sir Damien/Rilla
Characters: Lord Arum, Sir Damien, Rilla, The Keep
Additional Tags: Second Citadel, Lizard Kissin’ Tuesday, Established Relationship, (uhhhhh sorta), Amnesia, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, (WE WILL GET THERE…… EVENTUALLY)
Summary: Lord Arum wakes to discover that some things have changed while he slept. Namely, there is a human in his bed.
Chapter Summary: Damien tests his theory.
Chapter Notes: inconsistent chapter length be damned!!! i do what i want! [kicks desk] anyway happy LKT, i love youu
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They make poor progress with their research, that morning. Arum is-
He is clearly acting grumpier than he feels, a defensive layer of prickliness that Rilla really isn't surprised by, but she suspects that the lizard slept far less than he implied, too. He looks shadowed and tense in a way that reminds her distinctly and unpleasantly of how he looked the first time she stayed here in the Keep, and she doesn't think that's just because that's basically the mindset that he's in. She knows how his tail coils when he's far too tired, by now.
A lot of the problem with their research is that monsters seem to keep their methods of creating curses pretty damn close to the chest, and Arum himself isn't really in the business. His creations have always been a lot more physical. "Practical," in his words, though Rilla quietly disagrees that a decent chunk of his nonsense projects are practical.
Arum knows a few ways to get rid of hexes and jinxes- ritual words, ceremonies of cleansing, magic potions, the sorts of things that usually frustrate Rilla out of her mind with their inconsistency. Rilla's frustration doesn't much matter, though, because Arum is convinced that none of the above would be effective against a curse like this anyway. A magical-herb-infused bath might knock out some minor blight, but this? It's too deep.
... They do test a few smaller ideas anyway, if only to see if they might weaken whatever it is that's locking Arum's memories away (none of them say, out loud, the possibility that the memories are gone, not just inaccessible), but after each minor test Arum only sags further and shakes his head.
By midday they're all... disheartened, to use a Damien word. Arum more than her and Damien, if Rilla's read is correct. Again- it really doesn't help that he's so obviously exhausted. Damien meets Rilla's eyes over the small lunch the Keep brings for them (it's been picking out meals that it knows are each of their favorites, Rilla is sure that it's deliberate- she thinks she oughta take an aside with the Keep later today, thank it a bit more directly, check in to make sure it's doing alright, considering-), and Rilla knows he's thinking of their conversation this morning. Rilla still isn't enthusiastic about the idea, it seems dangerous, for a number of reasons, but-
Arum pulled Damien back to them with a duel, didn't he?
And, frankly, it's not like Rilla has any better ideas. None that don't involve a near-impossible infiltration and- well. Murder, theoretically.
She catches Damien's eye again as they clean up their bowls, and she gives him a nod, and as much of a smile as she can manage.
Damien nods in return, his expression nervous but steady, and then he takes a deep breath.
"I may have an idea," Damien says, and Rilla's heart thuds at the way Arum's face flashes with hope before he buries it in a frown. "Would you mind," he continues, "if we were to retreat to the greenhouse, to discuss it?"
Arum's frown deepens, clearly unhappy not to just out with it right now, but he turns and gestures with a hand for the Keep to open the way.
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"A duel," Arum drawls, and the little knight does a poor job of hiding the way Arum's tone makes him wince. Or, perhaps he did not intend to hide it at all. "So you wish to do precisely what the Senate wanted us to, then?"
"By no means," the knight says, jerking his head sharply. "It may be a foolish idea-"
"The reasoning is sound," Amaryllis interrupts, firm, and the knight glances towards her with a grateful smile.
"Well- I hope so. I thought, perhaps- we duel often, you see, to keep our skills sharp, to settle inconsequential matters, to-" he cuts himself off, his cheeks darkening, and then he shakes his head. "So- so I thought, perhaps, that if we cannot strike upon a magical means of weakening this affliction, then maybe there could be a more physical method. If your body remembers- remembers warmth enough to trouble your sleep when you are lacking, then... perhaps your body may remember the strain of our physical activities together as well."
Arum frowns, both grateful and furious with the poet for avoiding the mention of what precise heat his body remembers. It is embarrassing in the extreme, of course, but it is almost more embarrassing that Damien seems to know to avoid specificity in the matter. "So you believe that we may... knock some sense into me, as it were."
Amaryllis chokes a laugh, which is oddly gratifying. Damien, for his part, looks mournful again, wide-eyed and worried.
"I have no desire to hurt you," he insists.
"And yet you wish to fight."
"To duel," Damien says. "To spar, if that phrasing is more... acceptable."
"We do this often?" Arum says, doing nothing to hide his skepticism, and then he eyes Damien, unarmed as he is. Arum, on the other hand, is armed. Excepting his time in their room the night before, his knives have been carefully strapped to his person since the Keep allowed Damien to leave, the first morning they woke together. He... believes that they are earnest, now, yes, but he is not so foolish as to leave himself without defense.
"Like, kind of annoyingly often," Amaryllis says, leaning against a thick tree trunk and crossing her arms over her chest, and the poet's lips press together in something of a pout. "I don't really get it, but yeah."
"It-" Damien furrows his brow, and then he sighs. "If you think the idea ridiculous, or if- if you do not trust that I will not hurt you- if you do not agree, Arum, then obviously we will not try it. We can find another thread to pull, for the afternoon. I only thought-"
"I am unconcerned that you will harm me, little poet," Arum says, halfway to a snarl, and Damien stills, his lips pressing together in an expression that Arum cannot quite read. "And I do think the idea is ridiculous. However..." he growls, looking away for a moment. However. The story they and the Keep have told him piecemeal over the last day-and-half still spins uncertainly in Arum's mind, the idea that he and this slight, soft-eyed little human have clashed steel before and matched evenly-
Arum still cannot quite accept it. He believes them, trusts the pain in their eyes if nothing else, but the idea that he would have lost to so gentle a creature- it simply does not make sense. A duel, a contest of skill, now- Arum cannot say if he is at all convinced it may do anything to loosen the grip of this curse, but nevertheless Arum is tempted. If only, he thinks, for the chance to prove himself.
"However?" Sir Damien echoes, softly, and Arum snaps back to himself.
"If the both of you think it may have a chance..." he shrugs, feigning nonchalance. "It is worth exploring, I suppose."
"Again," Amaryllis says, lifting a pointed hand, "it makes sense, but I don't think we should-"
"Get our hopes up," Arum finishes. "Obviously."
Amaryllis' lip curls up, not quite a smile, and then she shoots a look towards Damien. "Be careful, remember," she says sternly, and the poet presses a hand over his heart.
"I swear," he says. "Always."
The look on Amaryllis' face at that leads Arum to suspect that the poet is not, in fact, always careful. Arum frowns.
"How shall we begin, then? I imagine you suggested that we come to the greenhouse because it will give us ample space, correct?"
"Yes." Damien gives a small sort of smile. "The game is to try to pin each other. Despite Rilla's- frequent suggestions, we have... not yet transitioned to sparring with practice weaponry. Bladed combat is your preferred, and I am rather flexible, so typically we duel with knives." He pauses. "Yours, if you would be willing to allow me the use of one. Otherwise- well, I could ask the Keep to allow me to step into Rilla's hut for a moment to retrieve-"
"We may as well do this properly," Arum says, shrugging, and then he draws one of his knives and, on a strange sort of whim, whips it out to sink into the bark of the tree beside Damien's head. The knight does not flinch, surprisingly, though he does blink as the Keep warbles a chastising note. "Oh be quiet," Arum mutters. "The bark is thick, it will be fine."
Damien turns, carefully pulling the blade back out, his fingers curling around the hilt with a reverent sort of delicacy.
Arum unstraps one set of hilts, hanging them from another tree nearby, then draws his remaining blade, holding it unthreateningly at his side as he spares a look towards Amaryllis.
"Your priorities fascinate me, just so you are aware," he mutters. "Though you did not deign to ask, I will assure you as well that I will exercise caution. I will not cause the poet any undue harm."
Amaryllis presses her lips together, nearly smiling. "Appreciate that," she says after a moment, her tone very strange, and then she shoots Damien a look.
The poet shakes his head. "Keep, if you would?"
Arum blinks, but the Keep sings a note of acknowledgment and shutters the skylights slightly, dimming the greenhouse to a more muted palette.
"So no one may claim that the sun were in his eyes," Damien explains with a wry smile, and Arum wonders briefly which of them that particular amendment were made in deference to. "Is there anything else you need? A moment to collect yourself, or-"
"I am fully prepared to best you," Arum snaps, unsettled by the gentle concern in the poet's voice. "Are you ready?"
The poet inhales very slowly, exhales tranquility, my Saint in a breath, and then his lips tilt into a crooked smile.
"I am," he says.
"You are remarkably amenable to the situation," Arum says slowly, stalking closer, "considering that I did, in fact, nearly kill you yesterday morning. I feel I should give you another guarantee, for the sake of your comfort. I will not hurt you beyond what is necessary to beat you. You need not fear for your life."
"You sound so utterly certain," Damien says, a grin flashing across his face despite the pain in his eyes. "So confident that you will be the one of us who needs show mercy."
"I've never lost, little poet," Arum growls, stiff, and Damien glances for half a moment towards Rilla, and then he laughs.
"Ah, I am terribly sorry to disabuse you of that notion," he says, and Arum's scales prickle at the indulgent tone in his voice, "but that is no longer quite true, I should say."
Arum pauses, stewing in that assertion for a moment before he retorts. "He may have," he rumbles, attempting to smooth over his discomfort with cool, patient anger. "I have not."
"Hm," Damien says. "Yes, not to your memory, I suppose. I am sorry as well that we shall be so unevenly matched in this endeavor, friend monster."
"I will not tie two hands behind my back if you think that will make us more even, littl-"
"Oh," Damien laughs, "no, rather the opposite, in fact. It might be rather more fair if we gave you all the rest of your knives to match my one, I think, but I imagine that may injure your pride rather more than you would allow."
Arum pulls his head back, his lip curling over his teeth in a shocked sort of fury. "What?"
"I've a rather distinct advantage, I'm afraid."
Arum's eyes scrape down Damien's body, his lithe frame, his loose, unprepared stance, the knife held so casually in one delicate hand, and then raise up again to his smug smile. Arrogant thing, he thinks, hissing disdainfully. In need of a lesson. Arum should end this foolish little duel before it begins.
Arum darts forward, faster than a human should be able to see, but-
But Damien moves, a breath before Arum does, backstepping around Arum's lunge without even raising his knife.
"Ah," he says calmly as Arum exhales in shock. "So, we have begun, then? Very well, Lord Arum."
In the heartbeat it takes for Arum to regain his senses, the knight shifts his stance and raises his arm, scraping the length of his blade along Arum's own in a fluid motion, and as Arum flinches back Damien takes a calmer step away and assumes a stance-
A stance that tickles familiar in the back of Arum's mind.
A distraction, whether intentional or not, and Arum raises his blade again just in time to block Damien's first quick, testing strike. Arum growls instinctively, and the knight's mouth curves into a small, strange smile as he swings his knife again, an elegant practiced arc, and Arum blocks, catching the blades together.
"I've had quite a bit of practice," Damien says evenly, over the light scraping of metal on metal, "dueling with you, friend lizard." He angles his body, moving his wrist in such a way that he uses their clashing blades to draw Arum's face closer to his own, a molten heat in his eyes that Arum cannot seem to look away from. "Perhaps I should go easy on you, let you warm up a little."
Damien disengages, spinning as he steps away again, his footwork light as the wind, and it is not until he is no longer so close, until he is no longer invading Arum's space with his heat and his musical voice, it is not until he is out of reach that Arum realizes what the poet actually said. He snarls, sputtering as he brandishes his knife between them.
"Go easy on me? Arrogant- absurd, I do not need such practice to simply skewer such a foolish creature-"
"Go on and prove it, then," Damien says, his voice warm and unbothered.
Arum snarls again, crouching lower and watching the human step carefully, edging in an arc around Arum, and then Arum spins, whipping with his tail-
Sir Damien jumps over the tail with ample time, and he does not pause in the descent, swinging his arm down, the blade flashing, and Arum barely deflects the blow, and he needs to roll away to avoid Damien's next two quick strikes.
"Ah, yes," Damien grins wide as he continues to flash his wrist out, relentless as Arum blocks and parries and skips back, trying to get out of range. "It took some time to learn to anticipate that one, I will admit. You've certainly put me on my back more than once with that trick- though you've since needed to find means a bit more clever-"
"Must you-" Arum hisses, ducking, spinning, this little knight is quick, not as fast as Arum in technicality but with each movement Arum makes, Damien aims a blow towards whatever new opening Arum makes. "Must you chatter so, even-" another gasp, and then Arum leaps aside, putting enough space between Sir Damien and himself that he can catch his breath, can manage a sneer. "Not even in this do you cease prattling?"
"If I have breath enough to speak," Damien says, twirling Arum's knife absently between his fingers, "why should I not? I'm quite enjoying my time."
The knight's cheeks are flushed, just barely dark, but his aforementioned breath is even and easy and Arum hisses to hide his own gasping. "Are you?" Arum growls, and something in his stomach twists at Damien's warm smile.
"I always do," he says with a shrug, and then he darts forward, his next set of strikes less swift, but more forceful, more precise. "The exhilaration, the adrenaline of combat, but with the assurance of safety, the knowledge that it will end in laughter, rather than blood- oh, yes, I always take a rather great deal of pleasure in our time together, Lord Arum."
Arum tries to focus on his movements, on holding his ground enough that Damien cannot begin to crowd him backwards again. His words are- distracting, however.
"Is this- your tactic, then? Chattering away, sapping focus-"
"If you cannot focus on your blade and my words at the same time, Lord Arum-"
Arum swings his knife out viciously at that, and Damien grins hard as he spins out of the way. "Ah, there you are-"
His words are distracting- Arum steps back, steps back again, knows that he is losing ground. Damien lashes out, a strike Arum realizes he will not be able to counter, and the lizard throws himself backwards instead, unaware enough of his surroundings that he does not notice the tree behind him until his shoulder collides with it painfully.
"Ah-"
"Oh," Damien pauses, his eyes widening in concern, "oh- are you alright? I didn't mean-"
"Don't patronize me," Arum snaps, ignoring the bruising sting and darting forward. He swings his arm, their blades ringing against each other once, twice, and then on the third blow Damien pushes back enough that they are pressed close, their metal meeting between them with the edges of their blades scraping in a discordant song.
Damien twists his blade oddly against Arum's own, catching the hilts together and wrenching Arum's wrist at an odd enough angle that the lizard needs to lean his body forward to avoid dropping the hilt in pain.
Damien is too close, suddenly, pressing forward at the same time that Arum does, and then he maneuvers his leg just as Arum tries to step away, hooking his ankle behind Arum's and simply allowing Arum's own attempted movement to unsteady him, making his tail swing in a wild arc as he raises his arms to attempt to rebalance, but then-
Damien places his free hand, palm open, directly over Arum's heart, and pushes.
Arum's back hits the dirt before he fully knows what happened, breath escaping in a rush and his knife flying aside with a dull bouncing thud against the ground, and then Damien drops over him, knees on either side of his waist, pinning his lower arms against him as the knight presses his free arm over Arum's sternum like the trunk of a tree, holding him down.
Arum can hardly breathe, not from the pressure but from the surprise, from the rush, from the heat of Sir Damien crowding so exquisitely close, and the knight's eyes are bright and focused and intense. Then, Sir Damien raises his other hand.
The one with which he holds Lord Arum's knife.
Damien swings the blade down, and Arum remembers with self-loathing viciousness the burnt letter from the Senate, remembers the hateful whispery certainty of the hand which wrote the human infection will destroy you-
Arum closes his eyes.
He feels the rush of air on the scales of his face, hears a dull thunk, but-
No pain. No bloom of heat, no pulse of awareness of the blade plunging into his shoulder, his chest, his neck, and his eyes flutter back open in confusion to see how in the name of the Universe the human managed to miss-
The knife is planted in the dirt beside Arum's head; he can see the reflection of his own wide eye in the sheen of the blade. Damien is much closer now- necessary, of course, considering his grip on the hilt, but- but Arum can feel the way his chest moves with his panting breaths, can taste the adrenaline and sweat on the air, can hear Damien's heart, pounding steady, a sturdier beat than the frantic race of his own. The poet stares down at him, his eyes hot and hypnotic, and whatever biting comment Arum intended to make about Damien's aim dies on his tongue before he manages to open his mouth.
"Well, well," the poet says, and his voice is a low, sonorous, strange drawl as he leans heavy over Arum, one hand planted palm-flat to the dirt next to his face, the other (the hand that planted the knife on the other side) trailing up his shoulder, towards his neck. "It looks like the smallest trap is the one you finally fell for."
"I-" Arum blinks. "What?"
"And now," Damien continues, his sharp eyes flicking between Arum's own, "here you are, pinned beneath my claws..."
Damien's hand trails up his neck, his expression far more focused, now, than it had been during the fight, and then he grips Arum's throat, firm and possessive but not hard, not impeding his breath, and Arum- Arum's heart rushes prey-quick even as he understands what Damien is doing.
The words- the nonsense words, not nonsense at all- they must be what Arum himself had said, during one of their duels. Coming from this fierce, surprisingly skillful little creature, they make Arum feel flushed with heat that seems to pulse out from every single inch of his body where Damien touches him.
"A-ah," Arum manages, but not much besides. He cannot even convince himself to struggle against Damien's weight, Damien's hands.
Damien's expression shifts when he realizes that Arum has caught on. He leans closer, his grip on Arum's throat pressing gently to tilt his head to the side, letting him lean closer to murmur in Arum's ear.
"I love to make you panic," he breathes, and Arum flexes all his claws at once. "The sound of your pounding heart makes my stomach growl."
Arum-
Laughs. He cannot quite help himself, despite the fact that his heart is, in fact, pounding, and Damien blinks in surprise.
"Did I- did I really- I said that to you?" he manages, still feeling too hot, too crowded. Sir Damien is... very close.
The poet manages something like a smile, then, though he does not look happy. Arum imagines that he had been hoping... well, hoping that his words would trigger what the physicality of their duel did not. "You did," he says quietly, and his grip on Arum's neck softens, his thumb brushing along Arum's jaw in a way that makes his scales tingle with electricity. "Before you decided not to kill me."
Arum... is not quite certain, about that. Arum knows himself- likes to think he knows himself, at the very least, knows the layers of his lies, and if Damien's words are truly an echo of Arum's in the past, then Arum does not think he could have more obviously begged the knight to acknowledge him, to banter back, if he had outright said so. Could not have said that he preferred Damien alive more blatantly if he had presented his own neck for the blade instead. Perhaps he had not admitted it even to himself, yet, but-
"Ridiculous," he mutters, low and less biting than he would prefer.
Damien leans back, just slightly, his tawny eyes flicking between Arum's own, and his expression softens from his strained smile, going earnest and mournful and strange. He hesitates, biting his lip, and then he lifts his hand from Arum's jaw, drifting his fingers up the scales of Arum's cheek. His touch still feels- hot, sparking, as if the contact were prompting a small fissure of magic at the point they meet, and Arum holds his breath so that he does not gasp, instead.
Damien swallows, his heart beating a little faster, and then his lips part.
"Do you want... to try this?" Damien murmurs, his voice thick with sorrow and desire. "To try... us?"
Arum's breath catches in his throat, and he cannot seem to tear his eyes from Damien's-
He realizes, after a heartbeat, that he does not want to.
"I..." Arum swallows, tries to feel anything besides desperate and wanting. He tries, but- but their eyes, their voices and their tears and their hands- the sound of their hearts- the way the keep reaching for him- "I- I do. I do, Damien, I-"
Arum leans up. He feels- cracked through, his defenses tattered beyond salvage, if they want him- if they truly want him- Arum wants to try, to see if he is capable of earning the loyalty and affection these creatures continue to offer, again and again despite how viciously Arum pushes their hands aside. He wants to. He leans up, because he wants Damien to lean down.
Damien's eyes widen, his breath hitching, his muscles tensing, and Arum realizes with a sensation akin to his stomach falling through the floor that Damien's words were not the true question he assumed they were, not now, not in this moment, they were only-
Another echo. Another attempt to trigger a memory that Arum simply does not have. He was not asking- he does not want-
He does not want me, Arum thinks. He wants back only what he once had.
Arum drops his head, his horns pressing indents into the dirt beneath him, and he closes his eyes. Foolishness- foolishness he cannot even deny, now, and for what? For Damien to flinch away from him, to furrow his brow and pull back-
"Off," Arum manages through his teeth. "You've won."
"Arum, I'm-"
"Get off," he snarls, and when he feels Damien flinch above him he adds, quietly, "please."
The knight pulls away. Arum feels cold, and he hears Damien's feet scuffing in the dirt as he moves to stand again, and Arum forces himself to open his eyes again. He curls up, rolling to sit so he can rub at his shoulder for a moment, pretending to test the bruise to give himself a moment to breathe. His eyes flick up despite himself, just as Amaryllis reaches to grip Damien's wrist, squeezing with her lip twitching in a small, comforting smile, and some of the churning despair on Damien's face eases, and then they both look towards him, and Arum drops his eyes back to the dirt with his insides burning, and he hates-
He wants-
He digs his claws into the dirt and then shoves himself to stand. He brushes off his cape, and reaches down to retrieve his blades to slip back into their sheaths.
"Well," Arum says. "I suppose we should be grateful that none of us got our hopes up."
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[End Notes: I really don't know very much about How Fighting Works, forgive me <3 ]
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ufonaut · 3 years
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IN OTHER NEWS. WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS BAYBEEEEEE (SAW PENNYWORTH S2E1)
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Orchard, ghost ✨
orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn. def pumpkin carving and halloween cupcake making with my roommates/friends! 
ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life? well 30 min ago i was gonna say yes but nvm we back in business baybeeeeee
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After a brief intermission, we now continue your regularly scheduled programming
Back in the game baybeeeeee, been super busy the last few days with pre lock down prep, my grandparents carehomes are now locked down entirely, no visitors or outsiders allowed. It’s definitely for the best.
My work at the British heart foundation is also now paused but I still have my voluntary work delivering books to housebound folks. I’ve been working on my assignments some more, and due to the virus i won’t be sitting exams at uni this semester, they’re some weird take home exam that you get 48 hours to do...
Anyhow, things are starting to get weird, I guess the real full lock down will begin next week.
I’m going to finish my assignments, work on my diss, continue my pixel art, do some at home workouts and work some more on my python codes. Hopefully something I’ve coded a little will be posted here next week
See you then!
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