Welcome to Gotham, the greatest city in the world, where we have smells like:
• Exhaust fumes
• Chemical waste
• Eggs
• Weed
• A porta potty at Lollapalooza
• Batburger fryer grease
• Day-old opened beer
• Anime convention BO
• Strangely alluring flowers
• Something burning
• Microwaved fish
• Corpses
• Sewage
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poison ivy would fucking love little shop of horrors
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im mleehhhh and im bleehhhhhh
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cassandra cain would be the next batman not only because she'd be better at it than B but also because she is his exact sort of deranged. maybe even twice as much.
"Average vigilante patrols 17 hours a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. Batgirl Cass, who lives in a cave and patrols 24 hours a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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watched utrh with a few friends today and had a VERY PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION
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Stephanie: "Did you get it?"
Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."
Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."
Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."
Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."
Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"
Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"
Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."
Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.
Jason looked up from his book.
Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."
Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.
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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."
Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."
Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."
Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."
Bruce:
Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."
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why and how did the riddler put his feet in green paint and then put them on the wall
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ITS BAT WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS HERES MY FAVORITE BAT THEYRE CALLED HOUNDRAN WHITE BAts and THEYRE TINY AND LIVE IN LEAF TENTS
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Think about how Jason Todd was originally written in a very weird way in relation to gender. All of his most notable traits as robin (and arguably even currently) are more often ascribed to female characters. This weird gender coding for Jason Todd, specifically having as a child being highly emotional and his defining trait being his compassion, even being called hysterical at one point iirc, all paint him as an atypical male character. Those sorts of traits were usually regulated entirely to female characters at the time. And even though his currently incarnation is often conflated as a male power fantasy, a la modern Batman, the actual more accurate reading would be as a Victim power fantasy. Specifically, because his primary motivation at resurrection is revenge and justice by any means necessary, a common ideal found within victim power fantasy narratives. These victim power narratives that revolve around revenge are often regulated to female characters, making Jason stand out further as a female coded character, despite his more masculine traits. These facts all indicate indicate that the most correct way to move forward with his character is to have him be nonbinary. In this essay I will-
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