#Clean straw

[dykealloy]

@narramin @suchaspookyginger real for this

#crazy how 'law was on coke in sabaody' is the most plausible explanation for his disposition switch between first appearance -> time skip #he got clean for dressrosa and was like well. im still depressed but i didn't die i may as well keep this up #anyway congratulations law for 2 years sobriety i can only imagine how hard that was for him in wano #the only universe where law is a straw hat is the one where he's still coked up #op #CJ's op watch-through #one piece #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #lawlu #monkey d. luffy #straw hat luffy #monkey d luffy #CJ's edits #op meta

[cosmicwhoreo]

Maybe Grand Reef Cookie shouldn't always try to make the things he finds into some sort of tea or meal....

#it's basically that one time folks had to save a sea turtle from a straw being stuck up it's nose.... Clean up after yourselves #you filthy cretins. #He likes to reuse the things he finds as “decoration” or even “ingredients” for the most random of things #not really understanding the real purpose of these things that appear on the ocean floor. he just thinks they're “neat”... #doesn't help the place is basically surrounded by “trash islands” coasting on the surface of the water #YES THOSE ARE REAL AND ARE HORRIFYING TO KNOW ABOUT #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #fan character #fan cookie #oc #Grand Reef Cookie

[masonjarart]

Could you imagine right as theyre starting to move forward right as like fits kinda sorta (a little) starting to open up the idea of having feelings they have their kids back all things considered things are starting to look up for them (as much as like they can given everything) and then Fit gets controlled by that black concrete shit

ANOTHER person that Pac cares for getting their mind messed with

#personally thatd be my final straw #istg fitmc #i do not like how much that man has been mentioning how he and phil cleaned up the concrete #hes better not be fucking plotting something #qsmp #qsmp spoilers #qsmp fitmc

[clannfearrunt]

a small hymenopteran with an exceptionally spherical ass just very very politely attempted to enter my drink through the top of the straw which I of course politely said no to but hi wow I think it is a bit too early in the year for this encounter madame.

#it's februrary. #Con stop yapping #she was so calm and polite about the whole interaction just slowly walking along the lid and then up the straw. #occasionally cleaning her face. beautiful. begone

[silverraes]

actual blood on the fresh head wound!!

#weird thing to be excited about ik but it is SO rare in dramas lmao #they usually just slap sth on there and then it stays magically clean and never bleeds through #the sign #the sign the series #straw watches things

[savelatin]

need to draw a bunch more stuff proper of koya + other pirates but i cant resist the silly

#my art #one piece #one piece oc #koya #i want to draw him with each of the straw hats eventually :3 #like actual illustration. sillies are very fun but its been a minute and he deserves some clean art #ive been obsessed with koya can you tell #i dont think i've brain rotted this hard over an oc in a long time

[potato-jem]

once upon a time, there was a little guy who cooked his own dinner and he was so happy, but then the dishes

#me i’m the little guy #man i only have enough effort for 1.5 things at most #dishes is my last straw #the only dishes i have i need to clean before i have dinner and they’ve been sitting on my desk for 10 hours 😭😭😭 #what’s going on in nero’s mind?

[shokupanda]

my break's officially started !!

i can finally freely draw men !! 🎉🎉

#i. just need to do the dishes first #and also clean my workspace #its all paint and cardboard and straws everywhere #i still have assignments to do over the break grumble grumble but at least im freer to draw stuff for myself now 🎉🎉 #sho.scramblin

[shrekgogurt]

everyone I cracked the code perfect job for ADHD is lunch duty at an elementary school the structure is already built for you and the kids tell you exactly what they need you to do for them and they’re very polite and grateful and adorable it’s a constant dopamine hit of completing a very easy task every few seconds 10/10 would recommend

#i would open milk cartons forever #yes absolutely you can have a straw #you /want/ to clean up??? by all means!

[personinthepalace]

Went to some local bookstores with my friend today and couldn’t resist buying the Spy x Family manga!

#I haven’t bought a book for myself in years #and I’ve never read a manga before so this is going to be fun haha #quite a fun day today #had a shadow intern ask me if I had a boyfriend #and I’m like lol never (ace for the win) #and then later while hanging out with my best friend #she drops the news that SHE has a boyfriend #things from the last two months makes so much sense now hahaha #anyway we originally planned on going to one bookstore but ended up going to two #the second one turned out to be one that her dad was a member of years ago #and then we got salt and straw bc we bought never ate there before haha #and then we went through a fancy carwash bc her car needs cleaning #and I told her I’ve never been in one before haha #and we listened to the some like it hot soundtrack in the car #so yes an excellent day out today haha #also that is my bookshelf with some of my favorite books in the back #spy x family #spy x family manga #what I did today #about me #personal #rambles in the palace #books #bookshops

[cerbreus]

More slasher oc, who is now named Myc, doodles :-) 

#gotta actually start cleaning up and rendering all these drawings #so many ideas #so little time #the mask also does not come off for meals lol #nothing sexier than a man drinking red wine through a straw??? i guess?? #myc #cerbreus doodled #my ocs #trying not to just drop all my wips and 3d model his bunker but bro i wanna 3d model his bunker......

[borrelia]

suicide ment againnnn

see when i was in high school, d---- posted a suicide note saying something something "this is queued, by the time it goes up I'll be dead." and at the time he was mad at me for something inconsequential so I wasn't in contact with him. also at this time this was not his FIRST faked suicide so i was like okay. whatever. but all my other friends were FREAKED out scared. kylee henke was online at the time and one of my friends sent an anon ask like "WHAT DO WE DO????" and i think she said "uhhh. call the cops in the area i guess? geez i don't know i hope your friend's okay." feel bad that got dumped on her, but it was just bc she was online and my friends were scared teens that looked up to her. anyway ppl were messaging me abt it and all i could say was "idk, he's not talking to me but he's definitely fine." which wasn't very reassuring so for THEIR sake i hopped on facebook and dm'd d----'s MOM and was like hey. can you go upstairs and check on [deadname], we're worried. and she was like yeah [deadname]'s fine, just crying in front of the computer. and i was like okay thanks. HEY EVERYONE HES FINE.

so then i think the pile of concerned dms he was getting turned into piles of "jfc dude we were worried about you" and he came online with a "WHICH ONE OF YOU MEANERS TOLD!!!" post which was VERY funny to me. idk if he ever figured out it was me bc, like i said, we weren't talking at the time.

so anyway thats where I'm coming from here.

#myaa #the first time he faked suicide i had to be sent home early from school bc i couldnt stop crying #he literally did that to punish me for lightly criticizing him lol <3 #fun fact about me. i continued to have a crush on him and went on to date him like. a couple years later. #we didnt stop talking until AFTER we started living together. when it was impossible to escape his bullshit miseries #i think the final straw was that he was too scared of ants to go in the kitchen and clean his dishes #and i didnt care about ants so i wouldnt set ant traps for him #bc. it's fucking ants. #multiple faked suicides to punish me didnt do it. ants did <3 thank you ants

[jrueships]

:3

#such a sweet and gentle soul 🥰🥰 #anthony edwards homophobic compilation #he NEEDS a boyfriend who is as equally famous if not more famous than him #pov you are jaylen brown stammering and pulling at straws after ant asks (tells) you to hang out #and he is staring into your soul with the same intelligence a full grown moose might before it walks onto your car and crushes you #:3 (evil) #(demented :3) #all you know about this man is that he is from georgia and he wants in your house. #it's never even a crazy stalker type situation like this man found out that in some point of your lives #you have shared a state #and now. you must be conjoined. or Crumbled. #there is no other option #you WILL be his friend #you Will. #:3 #' I Want In Your House . Please :3 . ' #jaylen: i uh i well i i... um. #i didnt clean and uh u know uh. i have so many scorpio instagram posts to like -- #ant: :3 #jaylen: ........okay. #jaylen just sits at his house being goth and expecting ant to leave but ant just walks around touching everything and borrowing his clothes #he's stayed for so long that jaylen has just become used to his bumbling about presence #jaylen getting a plate to mic their pizza rolls and grabbing a fine china tea cup plate while hes at it #just for ant to instantly oo and admire at while jaylens fixing their food bcs apparently ant lives with him now. he guesses . #ant eds

[skyllion-uwu]

🎶 Guess who's thinking of quitting? 🎶

#sky screams into the void #final straw! boss comes up to me out of nowhere all 'you shouldve gotten sheet pans done on monday' #NOBODY CAME IN FOR FOUR DAYS FOR DISHWASHING!!!! HUNDREDS OF PANS IN THERE GIRLIE! PLUS EVERYTHANG ELSE!! IN 4 FUCKING HOURS?! #also TWO DAYS LATER????? #I SENT YOU IMAGES ON MONDAY! #YOU COULDVE COME IN TO CLEAN SOME GIRL!!!! #so yeah if anyone knows good part time jobs for autistic anxious people who cant speak at work hit me up

[silverraes]

y'all were right, they were wild for that supermarket scene

#i sure hope they cleaned up after themselves #straw watches things #love in translation #love in translation liveblog

[chacerider-casual]

??? yes you can you just pin it against the side of the cup and slide up?? it's not even hard?? i routinely fish out tea bags using a straw tbh??

#listen my spoons need to be saved for soup #so as the least used utensil it falls to knives to be used for stirring #but tbh i use a straw most often bc i'm about to use it to sip my iced tea anyway #chopsticks second most often bc they're very quick to clean #then knives #then whatever else might be handy