#Delusion speaks

[thedelusionreaderbitch]

"I'm sally jackson's son!"

brooooo percy you killed me with that line!

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #rick riordan #percy jackson tv show #delusion speaks

[dreamsuvivor]

I don’t think you all grasp the depth of the finale and the show as whole: Loki used to be a side chracter who was killed off several times and often used only as a comic relief, and now he’s one of the most important character in the whole mcu… His character arc is incredible, one of the best in the whole mcu.

And all some of you seems to care about is that your ship didn’t become canon. Are you kidding me?!

#and that’s why we can’t have nice things #and not to speak about the fact that those ships are based on delusions #loki #loki laufeyson #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #mcu loki #mcu #marvel #loki odinson #mobius #loki the god of mischief #loki now also the god of stories

[solaireverie]

somewhere in the english countryside christian horner is yelling at the red bull lawyers for not successfully signing his other son-in-law

#me when i speak delusions on the internet: #i'm still coping and tbh i think that's fair of me #solsplaining #f1 #formula 1 #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #lestappen gate 2023 #christian horner

[frogchiro]

Imagine Phillip, Joe, and Price all fighting for your attention as they but heads with one another as they all want your hand in marriage. One day while Phillip and Price are arguing Joe takes you away and says that he will not be as bad as those brutal oafs so you should let him caught you

As he courts you he constantly leaves you high and dry so when he suggests marriage after a few months you agree to it as you finally will get to taste what has been denied to you and more

I WANNA KISS YOUR BRAIN

And not Joe basically edging poor you😭 He's a tough man, a born soldier and leader but he gets so soft-spoken around you :((

That deep rumbly voice of his crooning to you, wrapping his strong arms around you and keeping you warm if you ever get cold. You may wander off to do your stuff bc Laswell might need something from you and Joe goes from :> to >:( real quick when he spots that asshole Philip fighting with Price, their dick fights almost pathetic judging by the fact that they are full grown men pushing 40 and yet they fight like teen boys over precious you which makes you shy and skittish WHICH in turn takes Joe's time with you away >:(

However he knows that Philip nor John are particularly religious like he is and his want to wait for anything...intimate until marriage seems to make you frustrated and slightly jittery. Joe is quite touchy with people he's close to, and because he's very interested with you, he unconciously got a but touchier with you which yes, made you swoon but at the same time he leaves you high and dry bc of his believes :((

Joe know this is a big disadvantage and curses himself every time he sees Philip bullying you and getting all nice and close to you during training or while you both work on some technical stuff, Joe sometimes gets a infuriating look on how Philip gropes and runs his big rough hands all over your soft body, your quiet whines making the sly blonde only grin as he slips his hands under your shirt >:(

Fuck.

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #you are singlehandedly feeding ny delusions😭 #which i am thankful for love♡ #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #philip x reader #philip graves x reader #joe bear graves x reader #joe graves x reader #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #philip graves #joe bear graves #joe graves #captain john price #john price

[madzillus]

Just a silly little guy!! Nothing to see here

#beep the meep #doctor who #dw #dw art #dw fanart #doctors who fanart #doctor who 60th anniversary #dw 60th #60th anniversary specials #my work #mads draws the whoniverse #omggggg specials next week!!! #I am too excited #Tennant and Donna Noble are coming back to me #:’) #(we’re not going to speak about what’s going to happen to Donna) #(having a good time living in the land of delusion thank you very much)

[skz-miroh]

love how the “if buddie turns canon” has now turned into “when buddie becomes canon”

#I call that successful mass delusion #its inevitable now right ?? #don’t get me wrong I’m really hoping they don’t rush the bucktommy arc #buck needs to take the time to figure out who he is before buddie even remotely becomes a thing #but the fact they made buck bi at all? #speaks volumes #i really don’t think they’d do that and not make buddie canon #but does that mean eddie also gets his own self-discovery arc?? #i hope so #eddie diaz #evan buckley #tommy kinard #buddie #bucktommy #911 abc #911 spoilers

[glitterpennotes]

top 3 songs for swifties who live in their head

i hate it here

foolish one

guilty as sin?

#taylor swift #ts ttpd #taylorswift #the tortured poets department #ttpd #womanhood #girlhood #music #1989 taylor's version #taylor swift 1989 #taylor swift debut #taylor swift eras #taylor swift folklore #taylor swift lover #taylor swift lyrics #taylor swift midnights #taylor swift moodboard #taylor swift reputation #taylornation #foolish one #i hate it here #guilty as sin? #speak now #speak now tv #delusional #let me live in my delusions

[thottybrucewayne]

When I say "I'm rooting for everybody Black," I mean I'm including Black people who are usually overlooked outside and within the community. Black people whose Blackness becomes conditional the second they confront other Black people about bigotry within our community (Transmisogynoir, Transphobia, homophobia, ableism, sanism, etc.) not abusers and coons...

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #its solidarity this and solidarity that until a Black person who has delusions tells you that saying shit like 'delulu' hurts them #Black solidarity until its time to make a joke about famous abuse survivors #Black solidarity until its time to discuss ableist language being taken as aave #Black solidarity until its time to listen to any Black person who lives at an axis of oppression that you don't then its fuck em right? #Then if they criticize you they cease to be Black right? #Its funny cause I never see yall take this same stance of conditional Blackness when it comes to abusers and predators #Yall can say 'they always trying to take down a strong Black brother a leader in the community' and the nigga you pointing has done nothing #but use his power and influence to harm people further marginalized than him and doing it all under the image of a 'Good Christian Brother' #I'm tired of yall I swear to God

[mondaymelon]

me n who ?!?!?!? ME N WHO GUYS ...

picrews: 1 2 3 4

mking silly girlfailure picrews are the only thing saving my sanity which took quite a number of blows today ( its hanging on by the measliest thread but i think its better to consider it go n e )

anyways i wanna make a silly tag game so we are going to make a silly tag game because in the wise words of martin luther king i think wait it was probably gandhi "be the change you wish to see in the world" arent i so cool guys im taking like the first step forward and :stareyes: ahahah

(no pressure) tags !! 🏷️ : @cienxpidity, @ilyuu, @anonbinaryweirdo, @suntoru, @tuesdayberries, @lume-nosity, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @ceneid, @amalythea, @xianyoon, @aeon-yao, @ryuryuryuyurboat, @auroratumbles, @snobwaffles, @the-white-void + everyone i probably forgot to tag (SPS IM SORRY) n anyone else whod like to join !!

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧ #i was in a very silly mood ( mental breakdown ish ) i cried like 16 times in the past hour and that's probably not a good thing but HEY #its fine #im so fine #im so #im so... #*perishes* #begone negativity #its time for me and my delusions #speaking of delusions i actually had the WILDEST Dream last night #and its so crazy because its like the first dream I've had in the past year that's not about a fictional character #yes im pathtetic #carrying on #and i was like escaping from t h e. m a. n i n t he. h a l l w a y #and i was like runnning away yk and then shrek comes over and helps me out by defenestrating me and so i land in some bushes and then start #like putting candy into a bag??? and im like HURRY UP SHREK HES GONNA COME AFTER US #and then i got to this like cult area #where it splits into two paths and i remember it so vividly because there was this gate security and i had to type in my student id to get #and so it opens up to this room and there's two pathways #the one to the right has this giant ass shrine golden statue surrounded by a bunch of children #and the one i go to has little cube spaces caved into the walls for like little decorations and a stair for like a lower other half of the #room #and theres a bunch of children and my irls #and so we break outta there yk #we escape #we get out #and we run into like osme shopping place #and my friend is planning to abandon me with her other friend and they're running away to china #but they refuse to take me with them (ultimate betrayal) #HELP edit but the tags didnt show up cause there were too many...

[presdestigatto]

i have never had a bigger “what is going on in the house of commons” moment then when i saw the verstappen.com post. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

the quotes are like yeah ok thats normal and then THIS

HE LOOKS SO FOND!!!! i don’t know anymore put this set of photos (the side hug, the staring) in front of a non f1 person and find out what impression they get; the matched photos just imply such pure soulmatism it’s unreal

admin putting bromance into the caption doesn’t negate what you did here what the fuck what the fuck

#lestappen #for legal reasons i am aware that im speaking from a place of delusion

[thedelusionreaderbitch]

Kaz: You love me?

Y/n: Yes?

Kaz: Well shit, I think you might be the only person who does

Kaz: And that's including myself

#six of crows #delusion speaks #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #grishaverse #kaz brekker x reader #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #kazzy #kazzle dazzle #kaz rietveld #inej #jesper #kaz 'nobody hates me more than myself' brekker #six of crows memes

[brain--rott]

being a little bit delusional saves my life everyday

#ethan speaks #delusional #delusions #bpd

[butchdiaz]

happy 911 eve !! cant wait to go to madney wedding tomorrow with u all

#staying strong despite the karaoke loss #bia has convinced me of their delusions so im good 👍 #they speak

[frogchiro]

We need to talk more about girl dad Andrei and the breeding kink that got him his darling daughter

Big man has a big breeding kink, what can I say!! Every time you two fuck he's making sure his thrusts go deep, as deep as he can so that his swollen red tip hits the deepest parts of you, and judging by your delighted squeals and whines for more you don't complain one bit :((

Definitely puts a pillow under your hips to keep them elevated, brings you all the snacks and drinks you want and massages your lower belly with a smile as you look at each other, still panting from your third round of lovemaking that night. He wants to keep you as happy and satisfied as can be, pulling out orgasm after orgasm from you until you're trembling and whining, because he truly believes that if the future mama is pleasured, happy and satisfied it will make the conception easier♡

Andrei loves the idea of creating a small family with you, just for him alone to cherish and love and when you gave birth to a little daughter? His precious baby girl? He'd be over the moon :((

Full on daddy mode from the very beginning, you even joked amd teased him that he's Bob the Builder with how fast and efficient he put together the pink nursery while you were still pregnant despite your insistance to help him but no! Absolutely not, Andrei is no bitch, he won't have his pregnant missus lift one single finger, what if it makes you sick and will affect both you and the baby?? He can't have that!

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #you keep me fed #and you feed my delusions for which I'm thankful for♡ #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #andrei nolan x reader #andrei nolan x you #andrei nolan #andrei nolan cod #andrei nolan call of duty

[suchawrathfullamb]

every once in awhile that one anti comes up with the craziest takes on the show, just now they said Will doesn't have a dark nature, hannibal induced him...............well, okay then, you're beyond help

#like theres no point in even talking to someone who believes that bc WHAT SHOW DID YOU WATCH #antis are so cute tho cause they're these rare creatures that when u see one you're like oh hi omg didn't know u existed #then they speak n u get why they're rare lol #they have zero points its all delusion on top of delusion #idk if it's homophobia or if its that they cannot deal w their own ahadows #and they project that by being DESPERATE to make will a good guy #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[zeb-z]

so uh. if commander cody thinks he’s responsible for his choices and actions during order 66. how is bly feeling right about now

#and everybody take 100 pts of psychic damage for me thank you #because he was in love love. like yeah codywan for the win but bly and aayla. dude #he’s gotta be beating himself up about it. or sticking to the delusion like crosshair is to make it make sense #god #bly #the clone wars #tcw #Star Wars #sw #tbb #the bad batch #z speaks