call me crazy but derick and Derwin are so fucking romantical to me, not even in like the boyfriends way, but still so fucking romantical. derick sees Derwin hurt immediately says let’s kill them. Derwin talks about wanting to kill himself and derick literally says “suicide pack :3” with zero fucking hesitation. THEY LIGHT EACH OTHERS CIGARETTES!!!! they blow each other heads off and hold hands in death……ME AND WHO???? ME ANE FUCKING WHO???
Just cuz I feel obligated to post something now (insert crying emoji)
I'll start posting "normal" crap again I swear, since I've been gone, here's a short list of things I've gotten into for anyone interested;
- Dune (Saw Part 2 on Friday, went incredibly hard)
- DUCK! The Carbine High Massacre (Dark Comedy film abt School Shootings)
- Uhm. I research School Shooters now, too. I PROMISE I ain't one of them weirdos who makes kawaii desu edits of them though PLEASE BRUHHH
- Shadow of the Colossus
- Monster Hunter
That's all that's new, I'll still probably be posting a bit of AQOTWF stuff here and there too cuz I'm still a smidgen hooked onto it, particularly Felix.
-Me and my friend Bee's Monster Hunter characters
-Gabriel from Ultrakill (Ft. Bee who simps relentlessly for him)
-My Hazbin Hotel OC, Buddy, a silly Shark demon guy
-My Dune OC teehee (I'm obsessed leave me alone)
-Derick from DUCK! The Carbine High Massacre (Pls lord give me STRENGTH is he so FINE)
And finally, my hot asf babes I leave on the math whiteboards at school.
Original meme belongs to blaze-on-fire. The title is based on a a concept title for Tangled.
Princess Odette (The Swan Princess) as the lost princess
Derick (The Swan Princess) as the brave explorer
Samson the horse (Sleeping Beauty) as Dericks' horse
Puffin (The Swan Princess) as Odettes' bird companion
Edgar and Ellen (Edgar and Ellen tv series) as twin mischievous tricksters
Zelda (Swan Princess: The Enchanted Treasure) as the wicked sorcerous
King William (The Swan Princess) as Odettes' father (duh)
Queen Selene (Sailor Moon series) as her mother
Bromley (The Swan Princess) as Captain of the Guards (he's super strong in this version)
Mama Odie (Princess and the Frog) as the pub owner
John Henry (American Legends) as the strong baker
Vlad (Anastasia) as the ceramics collector
Quasimodo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) as the lonely lover
Dr. Draken (Kim Possible series) as the scary musician
The story is this...
King William and Queen Selene are expecting a baby, when Selene contracts a terrible illness. The only known cure is a rare magical herb called Pietro Parsley. And the only known place where it grows is the garden of Zelda the sorcerous, who uses the leaves for her youth potions. King William sends her all kinds of gifts, and goes three times to beg her personally. But Zelda, bitter and vengeful from so many years alone denies him three times. So out of desperation, he and his soldiers sneak into her garden and steal the plant. The entre herb is ground into a broth and used to heal the Queen, who then gives birth to baby Odette. Then Zelda, in her anger, steals Odette, taking her far far into the hidden depths of a canyon.
Zelda surprisingly takes to motherhood, loving Odette as her own child and teaching her how to heal with her magic hair. When Odette is five, she gets in a terrible accident, damaging her legs and it's discovered that she can't use her healing powers on herself. That's when Zelda moves her into a camouflaged tower with only a puffin bird for company. Thirteen years later, Derick the explorer and his horse Samson come across the tower by chance. He sees Zelda go in and out and sees Odette at the window. She sees him too and is scared at first. He manages to send her letters through floating lanterns, and she eventually lets him climb her hair.
They bond over a series of meetings. He tells her about his travels and his friends and brings her presents from the outside world. She shows him her wheelchair, her cooking, her healing skills, and after talking it over, gives him her virginity. Meanwhile, mischief makers Edgar and Ellen try to steal from Zelda, who blackmails them into watching Odette while she's away. They see Derick leaving the tower, and tell Zelda all about it. Zelda confronts Odette right as she experiences her first morning sickness. Zelda realizes her 'baby girl' is pregnant and demands to know if Derick forced himself on her. Odette maintains that it was consensual, and that just makes Zelda angrier. She cuts Odettes' hair and magics her away to another location (Swan Lake). Then she sets a trap for Derick, attacking him and damaging his eyes.
Derick blindly wanders the wilderness with the help of Samson, until he stumbles upon a pub owned by a good witch and frequented by Knight School drop-outs. Mama Odie tends to him and he tells her about his missing lover and her 'demented witchy mother' and Mama Odie along with everyone who was eavesdropping on them, realizes he's talking about Zelda. They contact King William, saying they have a lead on his daughter. Odette meanwhile has to adjust to being pregnant, and disabled, in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by ruins. She and Puffin get by on what they can find. unknowingly still being watched by the twins. Derick, helped by his motley group of new friends, search for her. Eventually, Samson and Puffin run into each other, and they lead the others to Odettes' camp. They arrive just in time for Odie to help deliver twin babies. And Dericks' eyes heal just in time to see his wife, son, and daughter. Zelda, watching from a distance, sees how happy Odette is, and gives up her claim on her. She and the twins leave to start their own family.
That was a lot more detailed than I meant it to be.
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Pump clit, speculum, sounding, cervix pump, anal vib, cervix penetration
BBW granny fucks a younger guy on the couch
Handsome gay boys like to get their booty holes stuffed
Fucking a twink bareback
Showing Off My Huge Ass Got Me Fucked AND Impregnated
Remarkable Mia Li gets banged really hard
Fodendo com amiga depois da escola
Kaycee Barnes com roupa sensual
Candid Big Subway Booty
Idk maaan I have the biggest crushy wushy on this man, can you blame me
- All Drawn by me btw el oh el pls don't repost or nothin' w/o credit or I'll shoot up your house (insert heart emoji)