#E L E C T R I C C H A I R

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Me as I catch up on the latest chapters of for the nights and days of life writing essay length comments about how Tsantu should have gotten the death penalty actually and cancel culture isn't going far enough and how can he be an ambassador when if he was on Earth after this he wouldn't be allowed within 300 feet of schools.

@mochalottie I now have a bone to pick with u and I've gotten carried away. These are not the notes these are bonus notes of melatonin fueled incredulity.

#maybe #just maybe #the american in me gets mad at attempted child murder #“oh he feels bad” WHO FUCKING CARES #JAIL #E L E C T R I C C H A I R #F I R I N G S Q U A D #this is the kinda man where after he shot up an elementary school the fbi be like “well he was on our radar” #MAN WAS ON EVERYONES RADAR THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS #family annihilators be like #my mate and kid died so ~no one~ gets a mate or a kid #jake and neytiri: make him the president this is the kinda guy i want in charge #i love how he tried to murder our kids #i stg lottie i will never sleep again knowing this character is still out there and possibly happy in this universe #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #fic recs #melissa og #melissa on avatar (cameron)

[twistedappletree]

thinking about that scene in MDZSQ when Lan Sizhui gets yeeted into oblivion and Jin Ling looks all smug before getting yeeted into oblivion seconds after

#y e e t t h e c h i l d r e n #it’s karma jin ling don’t laugh at other babies getting yeeted lmFAO #also the fact that it was their uncles who yeeted them ajdhajAJDHAJJD #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs q #ngl this is my favorite moment ever lmaooo #jin ling #jin rulan #lan sizhui #mdzs juniors #precious juniors #gif #wasn’t gonna make a gif of it bc lazy but I did anyway 😭

[littleoceanbabe]

i have been attacked. humiliated. demoralized. ASK THE MAN ABOUT THE DINOSAURS, PODCAST BOY 🫵

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #s&co #sherlock and co discord #sherlock & co discord #s&co discord #john watson #HELICOPTER. ILL NEVER RECOVER. #im being v /dra /j /nsrs of course #but FUCK MAN. H E L I C O P T E R????? #fish lizard would b a cool band name ur right

[blinkpen]

"oh... wow, that's... "...beautiful?" "...probably bad...?" "...yeah, probably"

#mog art #artists on tumblr #demersa #grimstone #monster girl #demon #[leans waaaaayyy back in my chair] yeah that looks Real nice #y u r i s m o r e p o w e r fu l t h a n y o u c a n i m a g i n e #Fantasy

[frnkiebby]

pls~🎃

#his hair looks fried #but i love blonde frankie #he is just fucking gorgeous here #T H E F U C K I N G C R I N K L E S #fucking christ #i am so gone on him #also that guitar is killer #i want it #but as a bass #pls and thx #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[ne0nthc]

#f e e l i n g s #how are you feeling? #vaporwave #vaporcore #chillwave #chillwave aesthetic #vaporaesthetic #vaporwave purple #aesthetic #neon lights #retrowave #retro #v a p o r w a v e #a e s t h e t i c

[rayllurn]

s4 rayllum + shoulder touches

#whispers #it's about the s h o u l d e r t o u c h e s #also whilst making this I realized callum initiates four out of five of these #like boy #we see you #the dragon prince #tdp #rayllum #tdp spoilers #tdp s4 spoilers

[wikitpowers]

the way i would SCREECH if we got to see thule!kit

#I WOULD BE FUCKING H Y S T E R I C A L #LIKE I WOULD BE SCREAMING AND PUNCHING THE WALL #AND IF THULE!KIT SACRIFICES HIMSELF THEN WHAT #THEN FUCKING WHAT #-> then we cry basically #the last king of faerie #kit herondale #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #tda #twp #tsc

[sassyandclassy94]

No thoughts just… ✨Don Hume✨

#he is so… FINE. And mad freaking H O T T . #LIKE THAT GAME FACE!!!! Mr. Clooney must’ve asked him for a game face and Jack ✨D E L I V E R E D✨ #GOSH my OC is L U C K Y #Don Hume #Jack Mulhern #the boys in the boat #these are a few of my favorite things

[mofffun]

Postcard Collection 2 (Set of 7)

Price: ¥3,080 (¥440 each) (incl. tax)

Size: W100×H148mm (Package size: W125xH180mm)

Maker: Sun-Star Stationery

Release Date: 2023/7/15 (first release), 7/22 (general release)

#kingohger #kingohger merch #ohsama sentai king ohger #gira husty #yanma gast #himeno ran #rita kaniska #kaguragi dybowski #jeramie brasieri #racules husty #*cough* R C U L E S H U S T Y #i miss the first release window so pray i can get these in-person #Jeramie's wrinkles and grey hair(x white highlight showing 🥺 vs ugh Spider Kumonos looks SO cool #Himeno-sama in doctor suit looks so cool too #eh why is yanma like that #love Teramoto-san's pose here the trad. opera stance! #Racules's card is just the official shugoddom stamp/coin #long post

[paul-simon-juggling]

Tonight I bring you two increasingly chaotic Simon & Garfunkel anecdotes, courtesy of Penny Marshall from her autobiography, "My Mother Was Nuts."

#you can read the whole thing for free on the internet archive #there are other small anecdotes in the book #mostly about artie of course #but these two were my fave #once again i would watch a sitcom about the four of them #art having a grading system for everything #maths teacher behaviour #smells like autism to me /hj #paul being the babysitter while everyone else takes acid #h i s g u i t a r c l o s e t #paul made artie wear a hairpiece which he didn't like #he said join me #the friend group ever #paul simon #art garfunkel #carrie fisher #paul simon and carrie fisher #penny marshall #simon and garfunkel #simon & garfunkel #s&g

[clownsuu]

Are they friends? Frenemies? Oh, who knows!

LMAOOO c l a s s i c Mob!Barnaby behavior

#Big bad boi dog who can chomp your head off ruthlessly and without mercy? #W r o n g #Anime school girl tsundere #LmAOOOOO #JUMPSCARED AGAIN BY HONORABLE ART AAAAAAUGGGHHHH #W o r m p h y s i c s n e c k #Funfact barnaby is almost as strong as Howdy #And Howdy is commanded to never harm ANYONE unless told otherwise by Wally or is a immediate threat (everyone else can do whatever) #So technically barnaby can throw him through a window and get away with it #T e c h n i c a l l y #“I’m going to throw you through that window” #“…..Is that a threat Mr Beagle-?” #“No that’s a P R O M I S E-“ #[c r a s h i n g n o i s e]

[darkheartedprince]

@kukyc sent: "i licked you so you’re mine now"

Riku was busy using his gummiphone as a [ [ c l e v e r ] ] distraction when he felt something wet and , arguably , [ [ s l i m e y ] ] grace his cheek . His mouth fell agape at the sensation as he was made practically stunned into submission at the action he had just witnessed .

" . . . Did you just - . . . ? "

He took a moment to process what had just happened , closing his aquamarine eyes for a moment . He took a slow , [ [ d e e p ] ] breath before he decided what he actually wanted to say . . . Or [ [ d o ] ] . He was always told to pick his battles . Sure , he'd behave . . . [ [ m o s t l y ] ] . On that note , Riku wiped the spit from his cheek then wiped his palm across Vanitas' cheek .

" . . . Try harder than that to own me . "

#x. c : v a n i t a s 5 #kukyc #x. h e a r t l e s s w h i s p e r s | i c a n s w e r e d #x. o o c | and so it begiiins <3 #x. s h o r t a n d s w e e t | c o n v o #x. d a w n a n d d a r k n e s s a r e n e v e r a l o n e a g a i n

[biitchcakes]

THE SPIDER-WOMAN && THE SHROUD .

(** Fair warning, this is a bit of a long post due to pictures**) To start off, the way they first encounter each other is just so perfect ⸺ Max just flat out VULCAN NERVE PINCHES her while she's at her receptionist job. And the fact it works. It's Spider-Woman's weakness and that's simply just hilarious to me.

Then after meeting each other properly ( he breaks into her house while she's in the shower ), he stays the night on her couch. In the morning, she wakes up to find him cooking her some breakfast. . . 🥺🥺

❝ Ms. Drew ❞ just tickles me coming from him idc.

I Love The Way They FLIRT.

❝ If you're embarrassed to hold hands ⸺ ❞ actually teasing her rn. Can't believe he took her hand after using it to blast someone please.

AND IT !! WORKS !!! This is what she's thinking in that moment.

No comment really this is cute af ❤️

Read this as you will :))) U ask me, it's because he would Blush A Lil. Also I just. . . ❝ Mr. Shroud ❞ ❝ Ms. Spider ❞ 😌🖤

Literally INSISTS on taking her out for steak and wine !!! Could have suggested anything else but that's the first dinner he thinks of. ( truly tragic they didn't draw them out to dinner and there's a time skip instead 😔 ).

While they are waiting for their targets, he listens to her and tries to Ease Her Woes for over an hour. . .

❝ See you in the dark, babe. ❞ GIGGLING !!! Needs someone just as melodramatic as her.

One of those SHIELD agents, for the record, is Jerry LOL.

I MEAN COME ON.

A long time later, when Jessica basically fkin dies, she requests Magnus wipes the memories of those who knew her. They all remember her in some form, though vaguely, distantly. . . But Max just KNOWS. . .

:') 🥹

Look, I gotta include the bit below bc I love the way he gd throws himself off the roof without second thought because he sensed her ghost.

❝ anyway she was gone by the time the lovesick fool saved himself ⸺ ❞

I mean ⸺

After a hellish battle with Morgan Le Fay, he and the rest of the present Avengers are able to help save Jessica Drew's life. And there he is. . . Holding Her Hand. . .

Below is unfortunately the last time they are seen together for a looong time ( fkin 1984 to 2023 !! 😭 ). And it's just so damn adorable.

Her powers are gone at this time, they start to come back at a later date. Yet still such confidence in her !! Love him !!

Dr. Strange is watching this whole thing from afar, and the comment he makes about them, I ⸺

ME TF TOO STEPHEN !!!

The most recent time they've been together was pretty Bare Bones flirtation wise :(((( given the Dire Situation™️.

But we do have this. . .

It's just so soft. . .

#LONG POST CW #thank u for coming to my tedtalk #this is just a guide on how to flirt with jess basically #marvel give me what i want #HOOK EM UP FOR VALENTINES DAY FOR ME THANKS #what's the point of this idk #i was Feeling It i needed to Rant About He #consider it a foil to the shitty bf posts hJDGKS #speaking of i still have to finish the one for david anyway #also u ask me #max and jess have that like #cosmic spiritual link or whatever that jerry wanted so bad from her #this is going under her ch study tag #considering like i said this is indeed Flirting With Jessica 101 #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( w i s h l i s t . ) #i want a shroud so bad :(( #( m a x c o l e r i d g e . )

[zaynes-left-chesticle]

If this POS didn't take 25 seconds to fly around and light everything on fire... 🤬🤬🤬🤬

I understand you're, angry but SO AM I!!!

#im seriously going to throw my phone through the concrete wall next to me #love and Deepspace #if it wasn't for the 8 seconds it takes at the beginning just for the m'f to land and even LET ME HIT HIM #and the 25 second shield block while he flies around and vomits fire everywhere this guy would be SOOO DEAD #F U C K. T H I S. I C E. T R I A L. #once again zayne is just standing there watching me fail at life #ash battle cries #istfg the closer I get to beating this level the more the game sabatoges me with glitches and stupid time-killing battle sequences #I've leveled up one of my 5-stars a couple times today so TUESDAY.... I NEED YOU. I'm done looking at this freaking level

[deus-ex-mona]

s a v e m e m e o t o

#clocking in my ot hours with meoto on loop l i k e— #not looking forward to next week aughejahajJajzbxjsj #the samples forecast does *not* look good (manager why did you agree to accept samples from another country’s lab branch) #(and on a week where *quite* a ‘few’ coworkers are gonna be off celebrating with their families augaaah) #manager w h y are you like this the samples are many the workplace equipment are kicking the bucket and our manpower is insufficient— #im just hopin that no one will ask me for help for [insert work station] bc i’ll be v e r y busy with my own work thank you #tfw you’re too good at your job yk~~~~? to the point where even the coworkers higher up on the workplace hierarchy ask me for help too. #this sucks i dont want to be the consultation guide for anything i just wanna do my job and go home :( #fingers c r o s s e d that the intern actually does some work tomorrow morning else i can’t go home at night :( #s a v e m e m e o t o auyggahshshshjsjsjshshshshshd