Walks up to a couple: Soo, which one of you is the Prussian-born monarch with emotional baggage and which is the overly dramatic French philosopher they can't help but keep throwing their money at?
I am not a monarchist. I do, however, occassionally look at monarchs and think, huh, they seem pretty cool. Meet Frederick the Great.
Frederick ruled Prussia from 1712 to 1786. During this time he:
was woken up by a cannon each morning, because his father wanted him to be a military leader
wrote "Anti-Machiavel", a rebuttal to Machiavelli's The Prince
was gay
married a woman to keep his father happy, then separated from her, gave her a palace and visited her once a year for her birthday
was friends with Voltaire
was king of Prussia but wrote exclusively in French. Frederick was a bit of a Francophile, mostly because his dad hated the place
introduced potatoes and turnips to Prussia, and was known as "Der Kartoffelkönig". Potatoes were initially unpopular, so Frederick had them planted and guarded so they looked expensive and desirable. However, the guards were told to let people steal the potatoes
his head was permanently tilted to one side because he spent so long playing his flute
opened the first veterinary school in Prussia
gave everyone free entry to the opera
sheltered Jean-Jacques Rousseau
was bad at spelling (a relatable icon) (also, he was writing in French, and French spelling is even more ridiculous than English)
drank eight cups of coffee each day, mixed with mustard and peppercorns. The cannon alarm clock was discontinued after his father died, so I guess eight cups of coffee would probably be just as effective for waking one up
his lasts words were "cover the dog, he's shivering".
wanted to be buried with his greyhounds. This didn't happen, but now he had a nice gravestone and people leave potatoes there
How to complain in a well-mannered way to the King of Prussia 101: a guide by Peter von Keith
‼️big shout out to my girlfriend @only-fhans (new on Tumblr hehe) for the idea and filming + encouraging me to actually draw our own Fritz memes myself and not just make them up in our minds only <3