#He runs into walls for fun

[b00rad]

I havent played pokemon scarlet yet, but I like the weird dog

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet #koraidon #pokemon scarlet and violet #Subway #He eat da dando #He runs into walls for fun

[80yearoldmanmoodboard]

Some gems from the Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: my life in tapes

#Twin Peaks #Dale Cooper #The Autobiography of Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life In Tapes #Dale Cooper woulda thrives on tumblr I think #Dale Cooper is gay as a maypole #he uses the most gay wording “I’m getting really good at behind thrown against the wall” fuckin bottom bitch #also there was a scene where he was running a ”is too much of a good thing really bad?” experiment in college #In which he had sex with a girl over and over for a whole day and/or night (it wasn’t clear) #and he talks about her pulling out something from her back which we’re left to assume is a sex toy and then he tells us #that he’s may be too sore to check out #so I’m pretty sure they’re implying Dale Cooper got pegged in college #and he enjoyed it #so have fun with that freaks #also the leather shit #if y’all are into writing twin peaks smut Dale Cooper talks about sex all the time in this

[venigni]

When I say "fear play with Romeo" this scenario is 100% exactly what I mean.

#lies of p #promeo #carmeo #lies of p romeo #king of puppets #lop spoilers #should i try to recreate this with carlo hair and monad uniform? #i think i will #and yes i was shitting my pants legit my heart stopped #when he backs p against the wall i was just #screaming #ive been filming him all night cuz im trying to get a relatively nice run #will try again tomorrow #might be fun in carlo cosplay im even using his wep #video #p

[starlooove]

Ppl will say fanon v canon doesn’t matter and it’s all jokes and I’m sooooo close to going sure sometimes and then I remember y’all removed a major role of one of the if not THEE most prominent black character in Bruce’s story who was created a whole decade before tim and gave it to tim based off a run where he literally handed the role back! Like IN THE COMIC Tim was CEO in name only and handed it back to Lucius relieved when he didn’t need to front anymore like.

#also if I said y’all took a lot of what tam does and her character traits and handed them off to tim…. #like from that run #it’s crazy bc I always say that’s like the only comic tim stans read #but if that’s true the racism isn’t even covert anymore el oh el #tim Drake #it’s actually about him this time #I’m not gonna clog Lucius or tam tags any further tho #oh and on the tam note #her quick thing and sheer insanity was seen as naivety from tim even tho it saved his ass quite a few times #mainly that Vicki vale shit #which is hung up on LUCIUS’ wall #bc it’s HIS office #bc HE is the CEO. #I think it’s so funny how Bruce quest was like unreliable narrator knows their unreliable and thinks that knowledge means that everything t #they say is true bc they acknowledge that maybe they’re not thinking healthily #which is so fucking fun #but y’all go ‘yesss this is Tim!’ #like no! it’s not! and tim knows that! and he’s too high strung to be pissed or scared about it! #AND THAT IS WHAT SHOULDVE HAPPENED NEXT #IK cómics don’t like to acknowledge that kinda trauma and shit #but something going deep into Tim’s mental state at the time and how he was impacted in daily and personal life #(bc instead of black characters being written out and ignored I’m choosing to believe tam distanced herself bc he was such a Dick) #Like that would’ve been craaaazy #like even tims lack luster reaction at seeing Kon in Paris after he was DEAD #And then later having the emotional reaction like he really kept that shit on the backburner #but noooo he’s so badass and a killer 🥺 #anyways justice for the fox family #at least for Lucius like he and cyborg are in the same boat for me #where they’ve been around for so long and have been so important (cyborg on a waaaay wider scale) #that the fact that they don’t get their flowers in favor of making shit up for tim is SICK

[excali8ur]

[ID & transcript under the cut]

Woe! Gecko be upon ye!

So I gave in and made a Rise character. Sort of. I combined Mondo Gecko and Danny from the live action movies. I love hijacking 2 completely different characters and then turning them into something unrecognisable.

[Image ID: reference art of a ROTTMNT OC. The left drawing shows a short tween girl with pale pink skin and tied back curly orange hair. She is wearing a red headband, a maroon shirt with a large orange Foot Clan symbol on the front, and dark baggy trousers. She has one foot on a skateboard and is holding a yellow phone.

The right drawing shows the same character but transformed into a gecko mutant. She is wearing the same clothes but has spotty orange skin, a wide tail, and no shoes. She is also slightly shorter.]

The notes surrounding the character read:

Danny R Pennington AKA. Mondo Gecko

Yeah they're one character now

13 year old runaway who joins the Foot Clan

Father was Warren's boss when he was a reporter

Sympathetic but annoying antagonist

Gets mutated by an Oozequito after meeting turtles

I like to think she'd enjoy listening to music with Mikey -eventual frenemies?

Secretly very social. Looks out for thee other Foot Clan kids. One of the kids has a pet gecko.

Nuisance.

Pre-mutation notes:

Probably sounds like Toph. Not as competent as Toph though

People mistake her for a boy a lot

Definitely did not pay for [her] phone

Probably does minor Foot Clan errands. Only became a full member earlier in the year

Post-mutation notes:

Slightly shorter

Funny lizard pupils [two doodles of her pupils which are a jagged shape and can constrict into slits]

Does shee have eyelids? Who knows.

Grippy fingers, good for pick-pocketing and running up walls.

Tail tapers towards base

Tail can regrow. Please don't cut it off though :/

#art #mondo gecko #danny pennington #ROTTMNT #ROTTMNT OC #ROTTMNT Danny #ROTTMNT Mondo Gecko #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #ocs #danny #ID under cut #Is it a faux pas to fuse characters? Idk but I'm sure someone will be unhappy #I'm having fun though #She's Mikey's. Rival? Frenemy?? #She steals his phone and runs up a wall and he has to desperately try to lasoo her down while she tries to guess his passcode

[spookyprime]

GK Jason was such a sexy bulldog of a man and everyone was so mean 2 him

#he looks like a fridge #he looks like he runs into walls for fun #his hair is stupid and his face is ugly #im in love with him

[maskyartist]

*claps my hands together* if i say theres potential for an au where Clay ends up lost in the tunnels after the cave in, left behind by the Putt Putts as well, so hes either living in the walls of Bergentown or just trapped in the tunnels eventually being found/getting out near the village and just being more animal then Troll...

do yall see my vision or do i gotta go further??? theres drama potential im just saying (more in tags)

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #no i wont stop putting clay into horrible situations its too EASY >:( #if he didnt wanna be bullied he shouldnt have been overshadowed in his own reveal scene and given a surprisingly traumatic backstory- #-that was glossed over WAY too quick (then again trolls is just like that) #idk i like the idea of branch finding his brother and he wants to be angry he wants to be angry SO BADLY #but clay's been in the forest for who knows how long and he looks so rough #it takes time to recognize branch because hes grey and bitter #i feel clay would pop up near his bunker around when branch is like halfway done with it. probably teens by then its livable basically #and now this feral ass Troll is poking his head in stealing food and trying to find safety from rain #like the mental image of them NOT knowing its each other is so funny to me #but theres also clay living IN bergentown just running around trying to stay hidden #his entire life is panic hes paranoid every two minutes hes whipping his head around to make sure hes not being followed #loud noises make him hide sudden touch makes him hide dont hug him at all he's reminded of bergen hands gripping the life outta him #hes been through the WRINGER imma make it worse for funsies :) #i love clay brozone *violently flings him at a wall* see hes so fun :D

[harboretum]

Local librarian and necromancer who can tell if you’re lying and WILL bring it up tied for least popular vampire with “bartender that literally explodes into spiders” in vampire town

#the concern #Dewey Markopoulos #character design #vampires #that stick is both his wand and also just a stick #in that whenever he wants to practice magic he goes outside and swings sticks around until one feels good #and then tosses it once he's done #other fun facts about dewey. he can additionally walk up walls #and was found in a pocket dimension in the 80s #he is a witch and his familiar is a hivemind of hissing cockroaches he keeps in a tank #he's also my spouse's OC that I've run wild with as an NPC in my MOTW campaign #he spent the whole campaign thus far in the background trying to resurrect his dead boyfriend and now there's Consequences

[splashtail]

check out my rottmnt donnie playlist! (spotify) i was getting really tired of those super cookie cutter playlists for all the bros, so i hope this is up to par! [more songs will be added on and off! & reblogs appreciated!]

#rottmnt #rottmnt donatello #rottmnt playlist #splash rambles #credit to my friend prince for the icon for it and also finding this comic panel for me !!! (punches the wall) #im so astounded how many didnt even acknowledge donnies canon music taste . he loves to dance canonically and nobody was even having fun- #-with it. plus this gave me an opprotunity to reach out to some ppl for suggestions so thank u to joey (again) and sofa and rat!! (and leo) #i hope this like hits while also being simultaneously unlistenable to normies and tiktok people LMAO #i might cut down on the classical a little bit or try to add a bunch more to out weigh it hehe #never forget donnie loves techno and funk and 80s dance music in general. he loves dancing. #oh yeah also i love suggestions feel free to send some my way!! #anyee way. #ask 2 tag #splash playlists #i rambled so much in the tags im so sorry. #im adding more dubstep later and also more fun stuff (runs away forever)

[toomuchdickfort]

Things I need in bg3:

let me pet Us at the camp with Scratch and Cub

Let me kick ulder’s ass. Just a little bit

Please let me come back to camp and gossip with withers. PLEASE let me rock up and talk shit. Like he a million percent already knows all this but I want SO BAD to show up for the night and go oh my GOD kahga gets on my NERVES-

Also um. The same with astarion. I think he’d also be funny to talk shit with :3

Oh also lemme see how dyes r gonna look before I use em so I don’t have to save and then test everything out reload and start all over again

But mostly petting Us and throwing punches and gossiping :P

#this is a very fun game I like sometimes sitting down and going hm I’m deciding events r happening :3 #I need to do another sillies run tbh #take t’ev’s vibes and run with em a bit but like. no replaying for better results allowed. gotta take what I get the first time #do y’all even KNOW they were asking withers to braid their hair (he said no) (they went SIGH FINE and go gossip to astarion while HE braids #their hair. and then gets Sippies about it. and then t’ev turns around and gossips to withers over breakfast anyways #like YES this is like talking to a brick wall sometimes. but I like to imagine he’s at least a little amused by all the dramatics u see #OH ALSO I WANNA GLASSES THEYD B SO FUN #I’m sure there’s a mod for this shit but um. I’m scarwed of mods for no reason lol

[skyward-children]

TIL that if you cut off Koloktos’ arms but then fail to remove his legs, he will sprint after you at an absolutely terrifying speed and try to headbutt you into the next dimension

#silent realm type fear FR #I saw him speeding at me from the corner of the screen and was like t h e h e c k. #if he misses you he runs into a wall and gets stunned #which is funny #never knew that #I’m doing the boss rush hehe #it’s fun #then I gotta go do the horde :/ I dislike the horde but this time. this time I will equip more bombs and arrows and stuff lol #legend of zelda #koloktos #skyward sword

[abombihoney]

What is the wildest piece of trivia from the game you know?

Coming from a wiki editor, I'm a behind the scenes historian. Some few examples include:

The fact the key promotional artist was semi-viral in the Spanish JoJo community.

The fact Jacksepticeye played a prior project from Genow (Robin is the game in question).

The fact Maki was the first character created in general.

The cut cutscenes between Vanessa & Hoaxe.

Being indirectly responsible for leaking new info about the game because I copied & pasted something from the discord server.

And the funniest one.

Genow accidentally liking a NSFW artist's SFW Kabbu fanart and being unaware on the content that person draws.

bold of you to assume i know any cool trivia that i didn't learn from the wiki lmao. EVERYTHING you just said is new information to me

like, some background lore i know is the "you shouldnt be able to use the compass in the beehive" argument, leif used to a lady named cerise, some of the characters came from an earlier version where the game was about sea creatures instead of bugs.

but yeah most of the trivia i know is throw away lines from having team snakemouth chit chat/talk to npcs that mean absolutely nothing to the overall game but mean everything to me <3

#fun facts from such throwaway lines #vi is Very Bad with machinary #she also wants own a shop #Leif is older than the invention of glasses #leif HATES “termite pop” #leif thinks that running something like the coliseum would be fun #kabbu is scared on the bridge from the hive to the tree #but he thinks that the bounce mushrooms are a lot of fun #he also wanted desperately to roll down the sand dunes for fun but leif and vi wouldnt do it cause they didnt want sand in their fur #the bees that work in the factory work several day shifts #iirc the bee in the hive running the shop. it was like literally her first day or something lol #when talking to the stickbug someone comments to leif 'not used to seeing someone taller than you huh?' #which is where ALL my tall leif proof comes from fuck the sprites i am correct #kabbu is incredibly curious and wants to buy everything from the junk seller on metal island #he sees a crack in the wall and he HAS to find out whats on the other side #i dont remember any more off the top of my head lol #ask #chit chat #aged-string

[italic-doing-random-shit]

adhd boyfriend with an adhd cat snake

why do you think I got him in the first place?

#asks #tunny!! 🩷 #Fun fact: he is a furry dumbass #But I love him #and all the brain damage he gets from falling off my bed and running into walls

[puthyflapps]

Y’all need to be watching The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart!!! The first three episodes dropped on Friday and it’s really really good!!!!! I’m dying for ep 4 to come out now so I can see ADC on my screen again 🤞🏻I beg

#apart from the writing and acting being very good it’s also shot really well like it’s very beautiful and it reminds me of s1 of the wilds #in the way they’d use lots of b-roll footage of the landscapes around them #it’s giving v beautiful and also it’s giving we actually had a decent budget for this thing and weren’t just running two pennies together #it’s ironic that this is probably gonna be adc’s best role/project to date but she can’t promote it at all because of the strikes 🫢🤭 #if you go in the tag for the show do know that str8 women are in there thirsting over some man in the show who was also in that LotR flop #show that’s also on APV and it’s annoying bc he’s not the star of this in the slightest and also his character do be putting women and kids #through walls for fun 🥴🥴🥴 like I know y’all wanna fuck him but let’s read the room #the lost flowers of alice hart #alycia debnam carey

[romance-rambles]

you know what. YOU KNOW WHAT.

i need to see ehlonna&alkaid&clarence content. i need clarence struggling with two kids on his own. feeling the same guilt that he feels with amelia, and it—it never quite goes away. how can it ever go away?

ehlonna is dead—she died with a smile. she died still trusting him. if alkaid betrays him? well, frankly, clarence can't blame him. he's the reason ehlonna is dead.

but he needs to go on. he has to, for godheim's sake. for his savior's sake. he can't care about someone's disapproval. he gave that right up long ago

and in alkaid's first bad ending? do you think he consoles himself by reminding himself that alkaid would die anyway?

he's a mage—he has no future. he's a mage—he betrayed clarence first. he's a mage—he should never have been trusted.

he's alkaid—one of the two mages clarence trusts. one of the two mages he saw grow up. in a better world, they could've had a happier childhood. he could've given them a happier childhood.

because no matter how many he loses people, he still cares so deeply about everyone he meets.

and the worst part is—even in the end, neither of them hated him. even in the bad ends, i doubt alkaid ever hated him—because while alkaid is very particular in regards to mc, i also think the amount of trust alkaid has in clarence would never translate to pure hatred. a part of him will always care for the man who took him in.

and on the flipside, i need godheim-adjacent aus. need clarence being made fun of for not knowing how to handle two kids—then immediately offered all the wisdom lars' parents can offer him.

need baby alkaid and ehlonna trying to surprise him for his birthday but they just, do not know when it is. so they guess and pick the date they met—then clarence tells them later when his birthday is.

need someone to unintentionally pick on the kids, only to earn clarence's ire. how dare you. those are his kids, you can't hurt—oh wait what was the first part?

need clarence leaving for some important business, leaving them in lars' family's care, but he's definitely checking in on them as often as he can. what if they get hurt. what if they feel uncomfortable. what if. what if what if what if—

essentially all the childcare manhwa tropes!! but with these three!!

#rambles by aya #lovebrush chronicles #clarence clayden #alkaid mcgrath #lbc ehlonna #lovebrush ehlonna #lovebrush clarence #lbc clarence #lbc alkaid #lovebrush alkaid #bonus -> mc as clarence's (also a mage) ex where magic is plentiful #imagine archmage clarence going to a parent-teacher meeting and running into three walls because. uh. #that's his ex. his first love. the only person he's ever loved. the woman he wanted to start a family with?? #lars tattles on him and then his dad comes by to drink with clarence and also make fun of him and maybe offer some advice #“i'm married and you're not. i'm more than qualified” <- greatly enjoys watching the great clarence squirm #he misses her so much when he first takes the kids in. he's like she'd definitely know what to do

[yaburnae]

the entire sequence at the beginning where he has this entire community stealing and passing that wallet across the city to him so he can have an in and infiltrate his target is sooooo azriel and his spy network

#when the shadows aren’t called for and he needs some inside sources obvi #truly such a hot fun little cinematic moment #soundtrack? the diversity in his little band of accomplices? it’s just so fun and silly and neat #the first guy to the aunties to the kids running through the streets and climbing walls and shit and through the stalls and just!!!! #GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE #i know i said i was keeping my thoughts to myself but i can’t contain it but also this is it (im probably lying but maybe not)