#I FEEL ABSOLUTELY FERAL AND ALSO GAY RN

[moxyphinx]

"You make me want things I thought would never be mine." "Stay" from LEMPICKA the musical

#lempicka #lempicka musical #eden espinosa #amber iman #broadway #theatre #musical theatre #broadwayedit #wlwedit #tamara de lempicka #rafaela #tamara x rafaela #gif #mine #theatre* #lempicka* #ee* #ai* #I FEEL ABSOLUTELY FERAL AND ALSO GAY RN #TAMARA TAKING OFF RAFAELA'S SHOES?! #KISSING HER THIGH?!?! #I ACTUALLY DIED?!?!?! #first preview was a religious experience #need this song in the actual show costumes pls ty #gayest show on bway we are blessed

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: married to marco edition

marco x male reader

-> marco is NOT that old at all, i jus feel like itd b so funny for him to b seen as old for his lack of knowledge on technology and slang terminology/phrases

-> also whitebeard having instagram is so fucking funny to me bye

liked by marco4[name], portgasace, and 10k others

polo.[name]: mirror selfie 🪞

tagged: marco.phx

marco.phx: ur new username is such a terrible pun babe

-> polo.[name]: maybe youd appreciate my grand creativity if u jus matched w me ffs

-> marco.phx: dont b a smart ass we aren't matching usernames

-> polo.[name]: ur the only man that enjoys being a smart ass dont give me attitude rn

portgasace: ohhh u guys r the type to jus take mirror selfies at the gym and then dip 🙄🙄

-> marco.phx: work on ur form and then we can talk

-> WHIT3BEARD!: BOOM roasted

[liked by marco.phx, polo.[name] and 400 others]

-> portgasace: ？？？？？

eee.izo: aww my favorite gay couple ❤️ i love whenever u two post

liked by polo.[name], eee.izo, and 15k others

marco4[name]: username change even though i already put a ring on his finger and that apparently wasnt enough??

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: seeeee isnt that just such a cute username <333

-> marco4[name]: ur cuter baby ;)

-> portgasace: BARF BARF BARF VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT

vivavista: awww marco does love [name] how adorable

-> marco4[name]: who said i didnt?

-> vivavista: ur username before u changed it....

-> marco4[name]: ur fw me....

chef.thatch: seeing marco being so publicly whipped for his hubby is heartwarming

[liked by polo.[name], portgasace, and 100 others]

-> polo.[name]: hehe hes all mine 🤭🤭🤭

liked by marco4[name], WHIT3BEARD!, polo.[name] and 17k others

eee.izo: absolutely sick to my stomach i hate these two

tagged: marco4[name] and polo.[name]

polo.[name]: holy shit this is such an old photooo

-> marco4[name]: ur talkin sbt it as if it wasnt jus three years ago...

-> polo.[name]: not seeing ur GRAYING hair is weird for me OLD MAN

-> portgasace: LMFOAOA damn gonna have to report marco for being a creepy old man for dating [name]

-> marco4[name]: u two r idiots, im only 5 years older than u [name]

-> polo.[name]: its ok i love u my beautiful old man husband

chef.thatch: aww isnt it so cutteee that they were brought tgt by boss

-> WHIT3BEARD!: if they have a kid i expect them to name it after me.

-> polo.[name]: all due respect i dont think i wuld b able to sleep well at night knowing my kids name is "edward"

[liked by portgasace, marco4[name], and 100 others]

liked by marco4[name], vivavista, and 14k others

polo.[name]: step by step guide on how to bag a blonde baddie:

1. be me

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: whatever happened to callin me ur husband???

-> polo.[name]: ur my baddie husband marco b proud <3

-> marco4[name]: young ppl and their terminology.....

eee.izo: i wouldve never used the word baddie to describe marco...

-> polo.[name]: hes a hot mysterious stoic damaged baddie old man and hes alll miiiinnneee 😍

-> eee.izo: its so hard to tell when ur being satirical

portgasace: he a baddie he showin his pantyyyy ‼️‼️

-> polo.[name]: he shake it like jellyyy 😩

-> marco4[name]: im uncomfortable.

liked by polo.[name], portgasace, and 15k others

marco4[name]: me n my husband ❤️

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: im going feral for u daddy 😻😻😻😻

-> marco4[name]: ffs

-> portgasace: count on [name] to humiliate his husband in his own comment section

[liked by polo.[name], vivavista, and 200 others]

polo.[name]: why did u choose such a hot photo of u im gonna have to fight for my life in these comments now :/

-> marco4[name]: theyre all unimportant babe dw abt them

eee.izo: marcos tiddies on my tl 😩😩😩

vivavista: damnnn marco u lookin fine aslll 😘

chef.thatch: wait till u come home i got a surprise for u in the kitchen baby

-> polo.[name]: no fuckin way.

liked by marco4[name], eee.izo, portgasace, and 10k others

polo.[name]: smoking kills...BUT BEING SMOKING HOT??? THATS A DIFFERENT STORY

tagged: marco4[name]

marco4[name]: ur unbelievable????

-> polo.[name]: i love u sm u sexy FREAK

-> marco4[name]: PLEASE STOP.

portgasace: bro cooked fr in thst caption

-> polo.[name]: yk me 🤭🤭

-> chef.thatch: what exactly did [name] cook...

-> marco4[name]: thats what im trying to figure out

eee.izo: what a truly poetic caption wowwww

-> polo.[name]: i discourage smoking for everyone. instead of smoking guys, just find urself smoking hot ppl to fill the voic. perfect example is my husband marco <3

[liked by marco4[name], portgasace, and 100 others]

liked by polo.[name], WHIT3BEARD!, and 20k others

marco4[name]: married life is for me

tagged: polo.[name]

polo.[name]: AWWWWWWWWWWWW u love me

-> marco4[name]: of course i do

portgasace: VOMIITTTEDDD VOMITTTTEEDD (u guys r so cutie wootie patootie awww)

eee.izo: took him being a whore thru his twenties to realize this, how cute

-> eee.izo: im sorry making fun of marco is too funny, this was very cute

-> marco4[name]: thanks + sleep w one eye open tn

WHIT3BEARD!: like i said tht kid u adopt better b named after me.

-> marco4[name]: [name] just visibly cringed.

polo.[name]'s story

my favorite view should i try climbing him guys <333

marco4[name] replied to your story: ......i know this means u love me so im just gonna say i love u too

#≡;- ꒰ ° smau series ꒱ #one piece smau #one piece modern au #one piece x male reader #x reader #x male reader #one piece imagines #marco x male reader #marco x reader #marco imagines #marco one piece imagines #marco smau

[ivanzplaid]

oh my god, somebody asked for a lawrence gordon x reader hcs and im screaming rn, i love this man more than life itself he makes me wanna absolutely go feral, i cant resist lawrence oml 🙏

( saw franchise )

also ty for 174 followers!!!

Lawrence Gordon x Gn Reader Hcs!

Warnings: Nsfw, Fluff!

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Lawrence Gordon General Hcs:

this man loves old music. whether it be from the 1800's, or the 50's - 80's, he will only listen to it, the calming nature of most of it makes him feel at peace

the other, non-calming parts are for flashbacks to his teenage years, nostalgia makes him so happy that every once and a while, as a treat, he indulges in it

frank sinatra is up there for his love of music, thinks sinatras voice is "sleek" & "elegant"

he had a rather normal childhood, never really got dates, not that he was ugly, but people found him as more of a friend

still charming as hell

hes grown used to his cane, and honestly likes it, but still is vulnerable

his wardrobe is not relaxed, only well-dressed or 'proper' clothing

as seen, had a decent income, he doesnt boast or show it off, hes very reserved

due to his reserved nature, he doesnt go out of his way to talk to others who dont engage first

is very very friendly towards kids

if pushed to be, he can be extremely hot headed, has rage built up inside

his job stresses him the fuck out

he cannot catch breaks when on it, the constant demand for attention tires him & often leaves him dull

the way he presents himself is meant to be intimidating, the proper 'older' man look is what hes going for

has tried many, many hobbies, and will continue to. mostly for fun, but the learning experience for him is what he values the most

when hes not at work, or doing something for saw, he likes to be in control, have some grip on his life

personal hc: repressed gay man

thats only because im gay

definitely experimented in college, was VERY nervous as he has no game

likes to keep his life on the tidier side, clean cut is something he loves

is a spotty gym goer, few times every month, here and there

Dating Lawrence Gordon ( Sfw & Nsfw )

He loves to be near you, touching or not, being in your presence makes him smile

He will do casual pda, not major fan of it, but he thinks of it as not necessary, you already are his

hand holding/holding your shoulder/light kisses is his best for pda

however, when youre home? this man is on you

cuddling, long passionate kissing, playing with your hair ( and his ) is all game, he wants to have contact

he can cook. well.

learned from his mother, is a great cook who is more than happy to have you cook with him, he actually prefers it, even if youre terrible

if you buy him a cheesy apron so he can wear it when you two cook, he will wear it

this man loves gifts, but is very reluctant, doesnt think he 'deserves it', but after enough pushing he will accept it

shows his gratitude not only through thoughts, but actions, kissing you multiple times, dancing with you, holding you close and tight

give him a meaningful piece of jewelry and he will wear it

he keeps a photo of you in his wallet to make his day brighter

buys you gifts, loves it, especially little trinkets

or outfits he thought youd look nice fucked in

he not only welcomes, but wants you to ride his thigh, the look of need & desperation while getting satisfaction from him makes him aroused as well, its a win win

old-but-not-too-old-soul

petnames include but are not limited to; darling, dear, baby, honey, sweetie, good boy/girl, mine, he will put 'my' infront of any of these names any day

hearing you whine or whimper has him in awe, adores how good you look when you do it

is the greatest lover omfg

he makes sure that both of you are satisfied

if riled up enough he may become rougher ( with your consent )

is open to hearing your kinks, not too crazy adventurous, but some examples of what hed try / be into; daddy kink, praise ( for you & for him ), hair pulling, teasing, voyeurism ( puunnishment?? if hes into those? ), 50/50 but collaring

he wants to see you be happy, so if its not extreme he'd try it out just to see your reaction

seeing you get off makes him get off, again win-win

aftercare is nothing short of the best, he takes the #1 spot

please let this man know you love him, promise you arent leaving, how gorgeous he is, etc.

he will love holding you after, touching you, caressing your face, examining your hair

thinks of how lucky he is to have you

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this has me kicking my feet and screaming i love him more than life itself, please request more of him😭😭🫶

#lawrence gordon #lawrence gordon x reader #saw #saw 2004 #saw franchise #sawposting #i need him #hes my husband and my bf #ilh #headcanon

[thesewordsareallihavetogive]

LAUREN THE FULL TRAILER FOR THE TEEN WOLF MOVIE DROPPED HOW ARE WE FEELING

ABSOLUTELY INSANE THANK U FOR CHECKING IN BC I WAS FERAL FOR 3-80 BUSINESS HOURS AFTER WATCHING IT

some unsolicited thoughts:

i am... genuinely shocked at how good the trailer looks. i was preparing myself for the worst tbh. i was so ready to put on my clown shoes for supporting this movie but it actually looks good!! this is a win for the girlies & the gays <3

lydia being a corporate business girlie is surprising but also so fitting. i was convinced she would've gone into something STEM related but i'm not mad about it, it fits her character very well

"scott who?!??" my reaction:

this isn't an original thought but @scilessweetheart pointed out that there doesn't seem to be any sheriff x mama mccall x argent schtuff happening which is sad bc that would be THE power throuple

idk how i feel about scott and malia still being together. like ok ig

SCOTT SAYING HE HASN'T BEEN BACK TO BEACON HILLS IN A LONG TIME????? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BESTIE

ayo why is the literal stadium for BHHS lacrosse so nice. where'd y'all get that kinda funding for a high school located in Nightmareville, Cali ??

side note: tyler hoechlin absolutely ate it up and left NO CRUMBS in this movie poster. the geriatric zaddy dilf mf is literally outshining the main character

liam looks like he smells like beer

OVERALL THOUGH!!! i'm much more optimistic than i was when the last teasers/trailer-esque stuff came out!! the plot looks good! :D (even though they're not bringing back stiles + kira for the villain that quite literally hinged on their characters but that's a rant for another post 🤡)

ummMM i'm sure there's more thoughts floating around in my head but i can't catch them in my little spongebob jellyfish net rn

PLEASE LMK WHAT YOU THINK I'M SO EXCITED TO BE TALKING AB THIS AGAIN

#imaginearyparties #teen wolf movie #asks

[larkermarker]

Uhh idk why (I’m really tired rn that’s why) but I just want to list some ew ships I like and am totally normal about (lying)

Also in order from fav to ones I think are neat

Tommatt

- omfg I love this ship so much

- pairing two of my favorite characters together? Yess

- I go absolutely feral

- otp otp otp

- just make it canon already

Tordmatt

- two idiots, they are in love

- have you seen how much they touch eachother in the end??? That is kinda gay especially the “who’s my brave soldier”. Gets me every time.

- more evidence is all their scenes in ruined. They even have matching outfits

- total power couple that could definitely rule the world together

- tord is touch starved, Matt is touchy, they are perfect

Eddtord

- love all their canon interactions

- beat eachother up affectionately :D

- angst potential is real

Tomedd

- the most bro of all the bromances

- would just riff on each other all the time

- just really cute I love

paultryk

- just two cute pilot idiots

- not a lot to go on but I still like them

eduardomark (or how ever you say it)

- I just think mark comforting eduardo is cute

- these assholes deserve each other

Polyworld

- not much to say but

- it’s good 👍

EduardoPaul (pauluardo?)

- blame that one scene in the ew fan movie

- also more of a crackship

Matt x Pat (Mattryk? MattPat?)

- I literally don’t have a reason for this

- the two just feel right together

- also the ship name potential

TomPaul

- uh they are both hot and have attitude problems or something

- just silly men

#eddsworld #rambles #don’t really have any ships I dislike #unless it involves proship stuff #get that shit out of here

[tadpolesonalgae]

omg yes i have seen the gwynlain baking fanart!! altho i can't seem to find it rn :(

and i agree abt your last comment on it being more productive to just have fun shipping characters instead of fighting over it 😭

i think sometimes ppl need to stop taking shipping so seriously and open their eyes to address the Real pressing issue at hand..... which is that these mfs do some pretty gay ass shit in canon

tamlin and rhysand??? u guys were the literal heirs of entire courts and if anything u should be each other's enemies yet u become childhood besties by bonding over ur terrible fathers??????? fruity behaviour 🤨 (but actually tho their backstory is soooooo weirdly romance coded like if they were straight ppl would be eating that shit Up)

nesta and amren??? 2 girls that are known for hating everyone else just immediately become friends but then have a seemingly random falling out so terrible that they can't even look at each other anymore????????? sounds like the 194738542762 stories abt girl "friendship" breakups 🤨

don't even get me started on mor and feyre.... wdym feyre describes mor as the most beautiful woman she's ever seen.. wdym mor saves feyre from figuratively and literally self destructing and repeats "you're free" to her.... wdym mor went absolutely feral at amren when she compared feyre to tamlin..... wdym they have the most intense fight ever bc feyre endangered herself for the ten billionth time and scared the shit out of mor........ wdym feyre is the first person mor comes out to and it's during a fucking war..... wdymmmmmm

also whatever tf is going on with helion's long standing agenda to get azriel (+cassian) under his bedsheets lmfao

Oh my gosh it’s so pretty though isn’t it? Makes me want to run away and live in a cottage by a forest and grow a nice little garden (I know nothing about gardening) !!

Okay so I’m sometimes torn between wanting there to be queer relationships because it’s just nice (in my opinion) getting to see some more of them (as long as they’re paid the necessary attention and someone hasn’t just wadded two characters together in the name of representation :/) in general media, and also feeling quite strongly about showing friendships? Both showing how women can find solace in one another but also that men can have close relationships without being any less male/masculine? I feel like there is still a prominent social standard (I guess that would be the word—not sure thought?) that men can’t or shouldn’t be physically or emotionally affectionate with one another which I do think plays a part into mental health too :/

Anyway, that’s a little too complex for me this early in the morning 🫠

‘tamlin and rhysand??? u guys were the literal heirs of entire courts and if anything u should be each other's enemies yet u become childhood besties by bonding over ur terrible fathers??????? fruity behaviour’

Putting that previous seriousness aside, I love @copypastus drawings of those two, particularly this one and this one—the vibes are just so happy and lighthearted and it’s so lovely to just be able to have fun with characters ☹️🧡💛 (not to mention the art is so amazing—the colours?? hello??)

‘nesta and amren???’

Oh my goodness I have to admit I don’t really like Amren :/ I get she’s been through a lot and is probably traumatised or at least a little messed up from spending so long in absolute solitude, but at the same time for me it feels like the IC accepts Amren’s ice but didn’t like Nesta’s because she hadn’t ‘earned’ her attitude? Idk, maybe it’s because I really like Nesta and I get Amren kept her secrets even when they were having the argument, but at the same time, I feel like Amren was unnecessarily cruel toward Nesta when she should have been able to see what was going on?

‘don’t even get me started on mor and feyre….’

Oh my goodness I’m a Mor and Emerie person!! But I do like the bond Mor and Feyre have :)

‘also whatever tf is going on with helion's long standing agenda to get azriel (+cassian) under his bedsheets Imfao’

Helion is inherently fruity 🤭 can anyone blame him for wanting to get them into bed for one night?

Also I quite like how Cass and Az are fairly relaxed about that? I know it’s weird but you know those people who meet queer people and say something like “I accept you and everything, just don’t try to sleep with me”—rubs me the wrong way so I’m happy there was none of that 😰

#anons <3

[afrival]

what are your top hetalia ships and how did you come to like them 🥺

I have rewritten this so many times bc I don’t know how to properly express my thoughts on anything 🏃 anyway get ready to cringe bc I’m about to take my most humiliating interest a little too seriously

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So first things first, I have SEVERAL ships for Hetalia. So many. Here’s the list of my main five:

RusAme, FrUk, GerIta, AmeriPan, and AsaKiku

Now let’s get into overanalyzing these mfs

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1: How I started shipping them (please watch the edits I link bc that’s how I got into most of these)

RusAme- My friend ships them and got me into them, and now they’re my favorite ship in all of anime. This is the first RusAme edit I ever saw, before I actually got into Hetalia

FrUk- RUSAME/FRUK STANS GO STRONG. They kinda come as like an extra w/ RusAme so ofc I love them. But specially this edit made me WHWHEHHEEHRJRJ

GerIta- They are basically canon and such a default accepted pairing how can you NOT ship them. Here’s the edit that to this day makes me cry and perfectly just expresses their relationship

AmeriPan- THEIR DUO EPISODES ARE SOME OF THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW GOODBYE 🙅 there so cute i can’t here

Asakiku- idk. no idea. I just decided I liked them one day, there’s barely any edits of them but here’s a Japan edit that made me go ape

2: Dynamics

RusAme- Something about best friends to enemies to lovers just hurts me idk 🤷 I also adore relationships where you can bully each other as a form of affection and that rlly shows with like all of these. They just have been through much shit personally and with each other that they just want to relax and have a good time. They literally know so much about each other that they don’t really have to communicate anything? Not that they’re good at that in the first place. The biggest thing for them is teaching each other how to apologize and admit you’re an asshole

FrUk- Old married couple 😩🙌 They were centuries long enemies who were also best friends and eventually all of that just faded. They’re so comfortable around each other and it’s so heartwarming. Out of all of these to me they really capture what Unconditional Love should be. Also, again, bullying as a form of affection— however they can also be extremely soft with each other

GerIta- People are slandering this ship now for no reason other than a popular fan theory could somewhat be technically historically inaccurate, also because it’s popular LMAO . Gay disaster himbo and his flirty feral Italian boyfriend— they are the SOFTEST and fluffiest ship on this list. A common theme I have w/ all of my ships is that they HAVE to be best friends. They are childhood sweethearts and it absolutely melts my heart

AmeriPan- MAN okay I just. If you’ve seen any of their episodes together you already know. Again with the best friend theme— they are just AAAA SO CUTE IDC. Their main thing I see is just learning about forgiveness, and it really just hits me hard sometimes. Kiku is so like? He’s such a fun character and his dynamic with Alfred is genuinely so funny. They can both be very passive aggressive to each other in teasing ways, but Kiku also has to keep Al on a leash at almost all times. They’re a power duo who play video games and watch anime together 💕

AsaKiku- I have nothing to say abt them other than I base this ship off of pure vibes and energy. I can’t explain why I like it I just do. Maybe it’s the whole isolated grumpy island solidarity thing 🙄✌️

3: Well you see

I 100% understand where shipping country’s can be so whack. That’s why I really don’t see them as country’s? They’re just people who happen to represent a nations people and carry hundreds of years of history. I like exploring my favorite parts of history with these characters without making it ABOUT the event itself— also obviously I don’t do this with every goddamn thing that’s ever happened historically. That’s so whack LMAO

I could write essays on RusAme and FrUk but I just don’t feel like it rn but if you are curious I will GLADLY make a post or go on a rant in dms abt it

#hetalia #hetalia ships #aph hetalia #hws hetalia #rusame #fruk #gerita #ameripan #asakiku #hws america #hws russia #hws germany #hws italy #hws england #hws japan #hws france

[canonicallyanxious]

top 5/10 favorite tropes in media and/or fanfiction lay ‘em on me sarah

ceecee i hope u know what u have done. u have given me permission to go absolutely feral on main and i for one thank you

tbh tropes is kind of a broad term so i feel like this list is going to be all over the place lol but here we go:

Childhood friends to lovers and any variation thereof [or as I like to call it: a classic. e.g - Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes from Captain America because i’m a basic bitch]

Friends to enemies to lovers i.e the above but with fifty times more angst and pining [only if it’s wlw though. e.g - Catra/Adora from She-Ra]

Guard/royalty relationship dynamic or any parallel [it’s about the ENDLESS DEVOTION. e.g - Sabran/Ead from The Priory of the Orange Tree except even better because Sabran doesn’t even KNOW Ead is protecting her] 

Found family [i’m queer idk what to tell you. e.g - many many things but the one i’m thinking of off the top of my head rn is the Evangelista house in Pose FX]

An ensemble cast of very talented individuals pull off a heist i.e competency porn [e.g - ocean’s 8]

The homoeroticism of sport [DO NOT @ ME stories about team sports are GOOD ACTUALLY you have the friendship and the team work and the feel-good morals and the not-humanly-possible feats of athleticism that make you scream WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. e.g - haikyuu, i would also like to plug this webcomic i’ve been obsessing over the last few weeks called Midnight Furies which is like the webcomic version of sports manga but has canonical lesbians in it]

Cross-country roadtrip except it’s an allegory for coming of age and self-discovery [e.g - i’m going to say On A Sunbeam by Tillie Walden counts because they’re basically having a roadtrip but in space]

Idk if this is a trope really but specifically when kid’s stories really delve deep into the trauma and fucked up things that their kid characters go through that is the good shit [e.g - steven universe future]

also don’t know if this is really a “trope” but period romances that specifically focus on the disparity between your Public Self and your Private Self, the self behind closed doors as it were [something about the metaphor for emotional repression, the conflict b/w propriety versus the true self, the intimacy to be found in letting someone through the closed door, etc. etc. e.g - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo]

Water As A Metaphor for Rebirth [I’M A LIT MAJOR OKAY WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. e.g - literally every gay movie ever]

Ask me my top 5/10 anything!

#it was hard to narrow it down to ten skjnfskdfs #this is a ridiculous list but i'm ridiculous so it tracks #thank u ceecee blows a kiss at u <3 #answers #juilawicker

[charmspoint]

Top 5 characters that live in your head rent free 🤔

For this ask meme

Oh god ONLY five??? GOOD QUESTION. This is gonna be hard to both decide on and rank fairly uhoh lets see, this ranking his shifty as hell depending on what I’m into atm obvs

5. Tsurugi Kamiya from Servamp

Does he look like a knock off Izaya? Yes. Is he? Very much no.

Tsurugi is like my no 1 reason for getting back into Servamp, I left right in the middle of his arc and I ;-; IS HE OKAY??? DID HE GET AWAY FROM TOUMA??? DID HE BECOME WRATHS EVE??? NOBODY TELL ME I’LL FIND OUT ON MY OWN.

Servamp was one of those shows where I didn’t really have a fav main character for a good while until this guy showed up. This guy is an absolute crazy little monster I can’t overemphasize on this, his coat is used as a fucking straight jacket I’m not even kiddin

You get introduced to him and he’s scary and terrifying because he’s so strong, like he’s one of those strongest in the series characters and since he and the heroes are on semi opposing sides he is a serious threat. So you get introduced to this guy who seems borderline crazy and feral and then...you get to see him goofing off with his two boyfriends and their kid and it’s just

The domesticity!!!!Look at it!!!! It’s so fucking cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, they are so cute together OT3 of C3 ftw, MY SON. Like Tsurugi had a horribly abusive childhood and was basically raised like an attack dog and his previous partner :) well he do be trying to seriously kill him don’t he. But look! He found his own little family he can be semi normal in!! Until is torn apart by his abusive adoptive father figure :D!!! I ABANDONED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT ARC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im sorry this got so long on this particular character none of the others will be so long i just miss him TSURUGI ILL CATCH UP FOR YOU!!!! Maybe he should have been no 1 hbjhbjh fucking sleeper agents am i right

4. Izaya Orihara from Durarara

Ah yes, the og queen bitch. Has my taste for villains ever recovered from Izaya? No. If your villain isn’t at least a bit like Izaya I’m not interested. Durarara was one of my first serious fandoms and Izaya was the first character I ever wrote for and I think you can explain me as a person if you consider Izaya was my all time fav at 13. I can’t really say anything about Izaya that hasn’t been said thousands of times before, I love how goofy and overperformative he can be, I love how there’s so much in him once you crack him open, I love how good of a villain he is for a messy story such as DRRR, puppeteer villains are really a league of their own. We need more puppeteering twinks, maybe then I’d be more into villains yaknow.

3. Hawks from Boku no Hero Academia 

To no ones surprise!Him! I’ve been drifting off from BNHA recently what from catching bad case of JJK what from just reading n watching more other stuff and honestly that’s probably good because I’ve been into BNHA for a couple of years now as my main fandom and I really could have used a break. Not to say I don’t like BNHA anymore tbh I think right now BNHA is the best it’s ever been just ya know, drifting. That being said my love for Hawks will never die, god what a good boy and we got his backstory too aaa ;-;. BNHA was just like Servamp, something I liked but didn’t really have a fav character in until this random support character strolled in and won my heart. God I love how much we got on Hawks. He’s completely different from his initial impression and his unrelenting strive to do good despite being thrown from one horrible situation to the next is just ;-; HES SUCH A GOOD BOY. He’s selfless to a fault, literally putting everyone before himself and putting himself down for not being able to achieve more than is humanly possible I’m just ;-; I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY. He just makes my heart happy, he’s good and warm and hardworking and in a manga where trauma plays such a major role in so many characters it’s so good to see Hawks there, having been through three different types of hell and still coming out unnerving in his goodness. All I want for him is to have a good life and to one day be able to smile for real.

2. Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen

Again no surprise since I’ve been so into jjk lately. Satoru is p high up rn cuz I’m mainly into JJK now but god knows where he will actually settle. He’s not even really my favorite character in the show, that goes to Inumaki, but this is a list of who I think about the most (tho all of these characters are either no 1 or no 2 for their shows) and boy my brother and foxy can tell you I’m constantly thinking about this bitch. I didn’t really care about him that much at the start but then I got to Hidden Inventory and OH BOY MUCH TO THINK ABOUT. Satoru is such a wonderfully complex character whos evolution you can clearly follow through the years. He’s under so much pressure as the strongest sorcerer to deal with everything and he has to operate in that system trying to change it for the better while at the same time trying to make sure his students arent sacrificed in the name of that change. He has a very goofy disposition but along side with Nanamin who’s a lot more explicit about it, it’s clear he cares about mental state of his students a whole lot. He knows this world is terrible and that the will come out of it with scars and that he can’t protect them from all of it, but he balances protecting and letting them grow as much as he can. They need to grow so jujutsu society can change after all, but they also need to be protected so they don’t fuckin die before that can happen. This is without all the many many opinions I have on Hidden Inventory and SatoSugu as a whole, how they influenced each other, how differently they reacted to their shared trauma (Funny how everyone on this list is fuckin traumatized) and what resulted from it. How their fucking love story is dramatic enough to be a Shakespeare play. Also I like it when he’s long and goofy ahahah

1. Chuuya Nakahara from Bungou Stray Dogs

Not to objectify men on main but I couldn’t choose a picture 

If there is ever a day when I don’t go feral over Chuuya I’ll probably be dead. He not only lives in my head rent free he owns the place.

HES SO UNDERUSED.

BSD has such a great setup with Chuuya, like he’s ex partners with the mentor of the main character who got betrayed and abandoned when the mentor left shared evil organization. Sounds like grounds for drama right? YOUD THINK SO. Like Chuuya and Dazai have such a great and interesting dynamic and you can feel how strained it is from the distance and betrayal and they bicker and fight as their defining relationship trait BUT there is such a strong underlying trust to all the fighting. These two trust each other with their whole lives and that hasn’t changed despite everything, despite how much time has passed and how much that trust had been tested. So you’d think he’d be an important character :) HES STUCK IN SUPPORT HONESTLY HES STUCK IN BACKGROUND UNLESS HES NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING COOL AAAAAA. Chuuya is literally one of a kind, I’ve never seen a character with such a good design and such an cool power and such an interesting relationship to one of the main characters and such a love and support from the fandom BE SO UTERLLY AND COMPLETLY WASTED. Even when we get Chuuya scraps they rarely build on relationship he has in canon but just throw in new random ones at him (tho that’s a broader problem of Kafka throwing new characters at the plot instead of developing the one he already has really). We get a hint of a cool fight with him? Completely cut out, More often then not it just feels like he is benched because he’s so damn strong there would just be no plot tension if he went in and broke some heads (which is also a problem with Satoru, guys stop writing op characters if you’ll just put em on the bus aaa). Anyway he’s completly and utterly wasted by the plot.

And it’s such a waste because he’s such a good character. Like he’s a member if the villain organization and is obviously by that very vicious and violent but also so empathetic and kind to people he considers his friends. He and Dazai have the brawn and brain thing going on and stg Chuuya is like the only brawn I can think of that is classier then their brain. Look at how this guy dressed, he’s high class gay, hat, choker, coat, gloves, he is bringing in the looks. I love how he can actually be completely calm and rational and put together but then put him with Dazai and it’s back to ‘we are 15 and we will scream out heads off at each other’, they are so childish. 

Anyway I love Chuuya he deserves to be treated better and I will never stop screaming about Chuuya ever

#anon #lucy rants #ask game #this one was the most fun so far aaa i like to geek out #sorry it took so long anon but i had lots of fun with it <3

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Me watching Riverdale S2:

THE WAY KEVIN IS RAISING HIS HAND TO THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY WHEN HIRAM ASKS FOR A VOLUNTEER FOR A WRESTLING DEMONSTRATION. THIS THIRSTY MOTHERFUCKER. HIS FACE IS PRICELESS.

I wish I could just jump into Riverdale and shake the characters and be like

Cheryl: Your parents fucking suck

Josie: Your parents fucking suck

Veronica: Your parents fucking suck

Betty: Your parents fucking suck

Archie: Your dads okay so far, I don’t know about your mom

Jughead: Your dad used to fucking suck but as a person, at his core, I don’t think he’s evil, and he’s getting better, but he’s got a ways to learn. I don’t know about your mom

Kevin: Your dad’s decent so far? Don’t know about your mom

Like especially Josie because I know it’s hard and that a lot of the trauma her mom felt probably manifested itself badly and Josie probably feels attached to her mom and like she owes her being a good daughter because her mom’s had it bad but like I also DON’T CARE. FUCKING TREAT YOUR CHILD RIGHT. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT HAPPENED. THATS YOUR CHILD. WOMAN UP AND BE A FUCKING DECENT PERSON. I DON’T CARE THAT YOU PUT A ROOF OVER HER HEAD, FOOD IN HER MOUTH, GAVE HER A SINGING CAREER (But continue to control it and not give her leeway to think and act on her own). SHE DON’T OWE YOU SHIT. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR WEIRD LIFE-FUCKING-SUCKED-FOR-ME-BUT-IM-ALSO-A-CLASSIST-BITCH PARADOX. MY DAD’S GOT IT MADE RIGHT NOW BUT HE HASN’T FORGOTTEN HIS ROOTS, HASN’T FORGOTTEN THE DISCRIMINATION HE FACED AND THE FACT THAT HE GREW UP SHIT POOR EARLY ON AND HE HASN’T DECIDED “Hey, let’s ridicule people for being in a similar position that I was in!”

Basically, this is me begging for for Josie’s mom to ✨fucking do better✨

Anyways yeah normalize Riverdale characters disowning their own parents ✌🏽🥰

Hmmm. If I wasn’t completely and utterly for the Serpents before, the white serpents learning to shut the fuck up and stand with Toni and her grandfather in opposition of the genocide and colonialism that was perpetrated by Cheryl’s great great grandfather? Hell fucking yeah

Dude I’m sorta crying at the scene with Hiram seeing Veronica in her confirmation dress because he’s a piece of shit but this is how it goes down, like it’s a whole thing

I love that I immediately knew the meaning of “Catholic chic”. Apparently that’s all going to church every Sunday for the formative years of my life accomplished

I hope Penelope Blossom dies in a fire :)

OH MY GOD, LOVE SIMON CAME OUT RIGHT AROUND HERE, KEVIN IS ASKING MOOSE TO IT, MY COMFORT MOVIE OH MY GOD-

Ugh, I don’t trust Midge. Something about the tropey-ness of her being The Girlfriend™️ and her face, as well as the fact that she played Gen in tatbilb, something doesn’t sit right. The haircut feels too manic pixie, like she’s hiding something. Bad vibes

NOOO CHERYL ILL GO ON A VACATION WITH YOU 😭 GOD IM SO GONE FOR HER

Aaaaand she did some fuck shit. Aaaand Toni is pretty. Aaaand there’s the internalized homophobia.

Jughead saying that growing up Betty’s and Archie’s windows being parallel always bothered him sounds more like a jarchie admission than a bughead one, I’m just sayin’

BETTY AND JUGHEAD’S REACTIONS WHEN THEY HEAR THE BED SQUEAKING IS ME. Like the little amused but lowkey confused and baffled expression on his face as he’s like “is that their solution to everything? Can’t they ever just talk?” Like no apparently not. Me too Jug, me too-

Idk Vee, maybe he’s asking questions about your father’s line of work and the business of his associates because your dad and mom are fucking evil

What the fuck Veronica. I mean yay because that just gets us closer to Jarchie kiss but like what the fuck Vee. Also Jughead is super cute, like why does the blue eyes black hair thing absolutely melt my weak heart, like I didn’t choose to fall for this pasty ass white boy but here we are. Also Veronica’s eyes are really big and dark and pretty like girl help im falling for these two-

BETTY LITERALLY POINTED IT OUT, C’MON NOW CW, I KNOW WE’VE MADE THE MISTAKE OF GROVELING WITH SPN BUT PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU WE NEED A JARCHIE KISS-

CAN HETEROSEXUALS PLEASE STOP FUCKING ALL THE TIME ON TV. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHOVE YOUR STRAIGHTNESS IN MY FACE. NOT EVERYONE IS STRAIGHT YOU KNOW.

“Entertain Jughead” 😏

DUDE. They were sitting ALONE. TOGETHER. In the WOODS. With them being the ONLY ones who haven’t kissed. DUDE.

C’MON MAN, THEY’RE STARING FUCKING LONGINGLY AT EACH OTHER

If there are weird gay ships for straights then Jeronica is the weird straight ship for gays

Ok so is there a legitimate reason why Veronica is faithful to her parents and defends them to a tee and partakes in their mob shit or is she just daddy’s little fucking girl. Like it isn’t her fault that she’s been manipulated but it pisses me the fuck off. And people who want her to stay with her parents because supposedly they’re the only ones who love her even though it’s toxic and warped? Like do you have a brain?

Archie and Veronica really love supporting gentrification, classism, and Vee’s rich daddy and mommy’s innocence huh

Look i actually agree with Reggie for once, get Hiram’s ass, deal with it Veronica

Wow, nice, shaming Jug for eating. That’s cool, Arch. That’s awesome. And no Betty, she doesn’t have everybody’s vote. Because Veronica’s parents are motherfuckers and when it comes to choosing between a murderer/abuser/rich/classist/gentrifying fuck and supporting your bestie uwu guess which one im fucking picking. Also, THANK YOU JUG for explaining to your friend that even though he lives in a fantasy land where northside Riverdale is the only one worth referring to when talking about Riverdale at all and thus the only one that matters and is worth protecting, the southside exists and people live and have grown up in the southside and building a prison there where it will be even more easy to profile and incarcerate southside residents under false or exaggerated pretenses ISN’T A GOOD THING. That his own friend isn’t quite apart of his and Veronica’s and Betty’s socioeconomic caste and that he’s not going to pretend like he is, he isn’t going to be quiet about it just because you’re friends again. That he’s not going to lay down and let Archie explain what a good move for Riverdale is when he clearly means northside riverdale, let him explain how the southside needs to be dealt with to someone who grew up on the southside and knows it more (not the most, I’m not saying Jug isn’t out of his depth with certain aspects of being a full southsider) intricately than him. LIKE FUCK. ARCHIE. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO. Like he just doesn’t get why building prisons and stereotyping and condemning all southsiders and gentrifying entire neighborhoods is really fucking bad and a big deal and it annoys me so much. Like yeah Arch, obviously you don’t see the big deal because it doesn’t affect you and you delude yourself that it doesn’t affect your friend either, but it actually is that bad.

In conclusion, Archie and Veronica and sometimes Betty are giving me headaches rn. Like I’m not saying Jughead is perfect at all but in this particular instance he’s the only one I agree with for the most part right now.

Yeah Arch, you see things differently because you’re not the one who’s on the receiving end of the problem

YES MOMMA ANDREWS. SNAP! GO FERAL! SHOW THAT SOB SOME CONSEQUENCES!

Ah, so this is the jarchie “break-up” scene. You know what. I feel no heartbreak. Get his ass Jug.

Get. His. Ass.

They sent Cheryl to a conversion institution. I’m literally crying. This isn’t an exaggeration. I feel like I want to cry. Just. God fucking damn it.

SHE DOESN’T WANT TO GET BETTER. SHE’S NOT SICK. YOU ARE. DIE. FUCKING DIE. BURN IN HELL. AND PENELOPE BLOSSOM TOO.

“That’s not how things go in Riverdale” is a veiled way of saying “don’t challenge the upper class and don’t try to stifle gentrification,” I hope you all know

#she speaks #riverdale #cheryl blossom #josie mccoy #veronica lodge #betty cooper #archie andrews #jughead jones #sierra mccoy #you know how spn and merlin fans have that one tag? #u kno the one #john winchester’s a+ parenting #uther pendragon’s a+ parenting #petition to use the same thing when a riverdale parent does something shitty and manipulative to their kid #sierra mccoy’s a+ parenting

[coolabed-films]

who are your favorite Community character(s)? ships? episodes? feel free to use this as an excuse to talk about anything Community-related that you want to talk about!

thank you so much for this ask but you don't know what you've done,,, the community brainrot I have is truly unmatched I could ramble about it for hours hdkfkg

My favourite characters have got to be the golden trio of Troy/Annie/Abed (with Troy being my favourite if I had to choose) and I really do think a huge reason for that is the sense of family and comfort they all have with each other. Like obviously I LOVE Jeff and Britta (I am a proud member of the Britta Perry Deserves Better Society) but their age and experience makes them very selfish and nihilistic in comparison to the really sweet optimism trobedison all have. And god TROY!! like what if I was a socially isolated neurodiverse college student who uses film/TV to understand and cope with reality and you joined a Spanish study group with me where we became best friends and you gave me all the love and affection I could ever dream of 😳😳 ahaha jk... unless?? I love Abed and Annie because of the Projection but Troy is like the best friend I wish I had!! I am willfully ignoring geothermal escapism rn please and thank u 😌

Also I always have to s/o to Shirley because I am also a proud member of the Shirley Barnes Deserves Better Society and if I don't give her the respect she deserves who will! Narratively she absolutely got fucked over (Repilot what's ur address I just wanna talk) but she still manages to be a great character despite that. Yvette is so good in the role comedically and emotionally and it makes her a really fun character to watch despite the fact that she's bogged down by the fact that she's conventionally quite boring (a conservative Christian housewife). The fact that we actually get some Shirley development is one of the best parts of season 5 imo (again not including Repilot H*rm*n pick up the phone).

With shipping I'm pretty chill with most pairings because the show really does make it so almost any relationship could happen and it would fit- like I will die on the lesbiannie hill but abedison and even troy/annie (do they have a ship name?) are very cute and I'd have been chill if they got together on the show. Also one-sided Annie/Frankie and Brittannie >>>

I mean I even have a soft spot for Deanjeff which is def not something I'd have said the first time I watched lol. The only ships I'm not a fan of are j/a and pierce/anyone for very obvious reasons.

The pairings I actively ship though are (to the surprise of no one!) jeffbritta and trobed. It has all been said before but Troy and Abed literally complete each other and they are the greatest and most tragic lovestory of all time!! God! Honestly I feel similarly about Jeffbritta- they make each other better, you know? They truly understand each other on a level the other members of the group cannot and the penultimate episode of season five showcases it so well. It's such a small scene but when they agree to get married it's really one of my favourites because it's so small but so perfectly them. They're also bi solidarity so 💆‍♀️

There's a great fic called Introduction to Federal Investigation by Scioscribe and dare I say it,,,, Britta/ATF guy rights.

For everyone's sake I will not be going into detailed explanations of why I love them but some (definitely not all lol) of my favourite episodes are:

Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (the medium switch! the use of genre to explore a character in the way only community can! the christmas pterodactyl!)

Intermediate Documentary Filmaking/Documentary Filmmaking: Redux (some of the funniest episodes- LeVar Burton, Jeff Winger's Dumb Gay Dad, the "to meet different people" bit, Jeff as the dean, all simply *chef's kiss*)

Studies in Modern Movement (trobedison. kiss from a rose. jesus loves marijuana. yes ❤️)

Queer Studies and Advanced Waxing (Community exploring the dean's sexuality shouldn't make me as feral as it does. and yet!! Gay dean is great, I love the karate kid b plot, and they actually Made Points about the way hets treat gay rep. I adore this episode)

I'm sorry this was so long lmfao 😭 I would do a readmore option but I'm on mobile and have absolutely no clue how. Thank you for the ask!! <3

#me: makes a sideblog just to talk about community #me when i use it to talk about community: omg dude. be quiet. why are u still talking. stop it #natalia shut up challenge #paradigmsofbrittaperry #ask tag

[goldenworldsabound]

tagged by @logixlight!!! I also like talking about myself so thank you ❤

you can call me: Wendy or Golden or Goldie!

three random facts about me:

I’m married irl 🥰 Nov 1st will be ONE MONTH!

I have way too many Poke’mon plushies. The amount you think I mean? More than that.

I have a black cat named Josie and she’s a BABY with a clipped ear and I am always happy to post pics of her on request!!!

my hobbies are: primarily drawing, writing, videogames, and cartoons/anime. I also sometimes paint and I want to get back into hiking and skiing.

things I love: Traveling. I live in the US and traveling internationally is something I’ve been super blessed (and privileged) to be able to do. Really miss it right now. I also love Poke’mon and I will never stop loving Poke’mon (take that parents who tried to convince me it was for boys only).

things I hate: objectification of women makes me go absolutely feral and full of rage. People who are really condescending. Broccoli stalks.

I’m currently obsessed with: Genshin Impact!!!! And Kaeya very specifically >//w//>

if I had an anywhere door: aaah geez this is hard. Well right now I really wanna go to Taiwan. But it might be smarter to put the door in a more major airport like in Tokyo. That would reduce the maximum length of any flights I have to take because I could start where I am right now or in Tokyo. Also could go to Poke’mon Centers whenever I want. Just saying. There’s probably an even better airport that minimizes flight distances though but I’m not doing research rn. This is a very hard question.

my favourite fictional character is: Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series is my fave fave of all time. He’s Jewish, he’s half Vulcan half human and he STRUGGLES SO MUCH even though he’s also very successful. Also gay. And he means a lot to me for personal reasons.

Not tagging because I’m v late to this BUT feel free to do it and tag me~

[draconicz]

BFB 20 SCREAMING

HELLO YES I AM HERE TO SPAZZ ABOUT THE NEW EPISODE SO SPOILER WARNING

OHHHH MY GOSH THERE WAS SO MUCH TO TAKE IN THIS EPISODE I’M LOSING IT RN, IT WAS SO GOOD IT WAS SO  G O O D  HHHHGH LIKE LET ME JUST LIST THE THINGS I SHOUTED ABOUT THIS EPISODE

LOLLIPOP WITH THE FUCKING MEME SJHGBFD PRESS X TO DOUBT

LEAFY GOING ABSOLUTELY RABID AND OBLITERATING LOLLIPOP

TEARDROP DOESN’T NEED TO BREATHE? FURTHER PROVE THAT THEY’RE AN ALIEN- 

ALSO YES, THEY, LOLLIPOP REFERRED TO TEARDROP WITH THEY/THEM PRONOUNS AND I AM SMILING SO MUCH BECAUSE OF IT HHGHGH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE NB/AGENDER REPRESENTATION JACKNJELLIFYYY

AND THAT WASN’T EVEN THE ONLY PRIDE REPRESENTATION CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT LOLLIPOP FLIRTING WITH BUBBLE BECAUSE OH MY GOSH I’M LOSING MY MIND OVER IT, YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I SHIP IT NOW HGFBDJFJ

FOUR STOP IT YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO DIE, ALSO THEY WERE SIMULTANEOUSLY SO SASSY AND SWEET SJHFBDNS I LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY’RE ARE LITERALLY SIMPING OVER X BECAUSE THEY’RE SCARED HE’LL LEAVE AGAIN,,

GELATIN HAS ZERO IMPULSE CONTROL AND HONESTLY MOOD, ALSO HE HAS FOUR ARMS? ALSO HE WENT TO SCHOOL? 

LEAFY STOP INTERRUPTING YOUR BROTHER JHDGBDN LET HIM SPEAK

BLOCKY ISTG ILYSFM YOU FERAL LITTLE MENACE MAN SJHDFBD, ALSO TYSM WHOEVER ANIMATED HIM WITH HIS FANG I LITERALLY OWE YOU MY LIFE

“NOT NOW LEAFY WE’RE DOING NOTHING” LOLLIPOP HAS BECOME THE BIGGEST MOOD JHDKFN

I NEED A GIF OF GELATIN JUMPING UP AND DOWN AND FLAILING HIS ARMS BECAUSE NOT ONLY WAS THAT THE CUTEST SHIT EVER BUT I DO THAT TOO AND IT JUST MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH BIGGER, SAME WITH TEARDROP SMACKING THE SUN WITH THEIR LIL HANDS SJHDBN

WHEN TACO SAID “DARLING” I WENT FULL ON GAY MODE NGL THAT SHIT HIT ME MAN, ALSO BLOCKY AND TACO ARE BASICALLY STEP SIBLINGS THAT DON’T GET ALONG WELL AND I LOVE IT JSHGVFB

FLOWER AND FIREY YELLING AT EACH OTHER AN BEIN FRENS,,, MY HEART

FIREY OUT HERE MAKIN THE HOMIES CRY. I WILL BEAT HIS ASS

SPEAKING OF WHICH THAT IMAGE OF THEM BEATING HIM INTO THE GROUND AS A GROUP IS MY WALLPAPER NOW SJHBFDNS

BLOCKY HURT THE SUNS FEELINGS SJHDJS, ALSO FOUR AND BLOCKY BEING FRIENDS IS? NOT SOMETHING I KNEW I NEEDED? BUT ITS SO GREAT SJHDBN? ESPECIALLY SINCE EARLIER THAT SAME EPISODE FOUR FUCKIN KILLED AND THEN REVIVED HIM FOR MAKING A PUN KSJHDJKS

FLOWER IN THE POT I CAN’T HGBHDGH- LEAFY SAVE YOURSELF HAHSSH

OKAY OKAY OKAY, I ONLY JUST REALIZED HOW LONG THIS POST IS I’M SORRY JDHFNDS, BUT I JUST- HGHGGHGHGH I’M NOT OVER IT AND I’M NOT GONNA BE OVER IT AND I JUST NEED TO YELL ABOUT EVERYTHING BECAUSE I’M TRYING TO COVER UP THE PAIN FROM TODAY’S ELIMINATION HHHG

ANYWAYS UHHHH, THANKS FOR READING I GUESS SJHNF, HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

#bfb #bfb 20 #bfb spoilers #bfb 20 spoilers #missy barks

[shhhhyoursister]

oh no gays

okay i’m just gonna spit a bunch of words out because i’m rewatching season 4 and having so many feelings but i can’t stop thinking about the concept of david and mohammed??? and how they would absolutely be the best of friends????? think about it: two dudes who are both sporty and athletic, both come across as quiet and cool and but are actually big dumb goofballs, are head over heels in love with their s/o’s, who ALSO happen to be best buds???? i’m going feral thinking about it like???? DOUBLE DATES????? mohammed and david start doing something dumb and fucking around and amira and matteo are just sitting there like “wow, look at how dumb our boyfriends are.” like!!!!!! imagine??? i’m going completely batshit over this rn y’all i have been all night!!!!!!

#noggins #david schreibner #mohammed razzouk #matteo florenzi #amira thalia mahmood #davenzi #mazzouk #druck #its big missing druck hours #big feral hours

[tfw-no-tennis]

continuted hxh thotz

we watched more so i continue my ramblings 

so we finished the trick tower stuff and started on the stuff on the island where theyre all hunting each other....wow finally some hunting in hunter x hunter 

can i just say....fuck hisoka i hate that guyyyy oh my goddddd hes the worst. i just feel incandescent rage whenever hes on screen vhbjdshfjhbsd smarmy horny clown bitch. looooord. he invokes a similar emotion to part 1 dio tbh....like i lose my domestication when i see both those bitches 

oh god that part where hisoka had just spent like hours de-hornifying himself or w/e and he looks all crusty and dehydrated and then he spots that old guy who looks kinda ghibli and he just goes AFTER ghibli man....like hisoka literally had one of those wack ass super detailed faces and just started screaming and running at that guy...like man i wouldve died instantly on the spot. jesus 

gon remains best best perfect baby boy. every time he does something so cute and pure that my heart starts palpating, i get even more nervous for the shit hes gonna go thru someday 

gon and killua are literally soooo precious theyre just two lil boys!!! two lads!!! lad boys! augh i love how much theyre vibing all the time...like on the boat to the island when theyre like refusing to tell each other who their target is and then they both start laughing and then show each other....so precious

honestly im really enjoying how they dont really have a rivalry (yet?) - theyre not like ‘yes we are friends but we’re also COMPETING! so we cant be That nice to each other bc that wouldnt be fair! or w/e you know that typical shounen stuff. i only enjoy that sometimes and im glad its not a thing rn, and if it does become like that later i probs wont mind bc i feel like itd be done well 

so ruth and i caught on to the fact that that weird guy with the pins stuck all over himself was illuminati or w/e his name is (illumi? illumini? i forget already) but HOLY FUCK we both thought he was wearing a mask....god i wish that were the case, that face transformation shit was the WORST. sir why can you do that 

also when hisoka just watched this and was like ‘i always like seeing you do that’ or whatever god gross nasty i hate them

my take on the little we’ve seen of hisoka and illumitations relationship: theyre like the catty mean girls-types but Super Fucking Weird. idk if theyre gay togther (probably) but theyd be the epitome of a ‘is this allowed? [gestures at All That]’ couple. i had more thoughts on them but i forgt 

i find it funny that they havent shown killua like at all during this island hunting thing hvbhsdhfbjdk he probably has like 10 randos badges already. i feel like he would give gon a badge or 2 if gon needed them but that doesnt seem to be the case 

when hisoka spotted leorio and kurapika and went after them i was like [guy yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO meme] freal 

thank goodness kurapika could recognize that they would Fucking Die trying to fight hisoka, and bargained w/him instead. also seeing the flashback of leorio trying to fight hisoka was so funny. my man WHAT! were you thinking 

this is probably the stage that tonpa is getting out on and can i just say thank god i hate that guy. good riddance 

that sniper lady looked cool and im bummed illuminty took her out offscreen :( i also thought the black guy with the beehive stick thing was gonna do more but guess not

i find it funny that so many characters have these loud character designs but end up not having a lot of screentime...i feel like ive been conditioned by one piece to see an eye-catching character and mentally prepare to see a wholeass backstory lol

also. illunikn is clearly a huge freak which is probably why hisoka is willing to work w/him, but his design is weirdly cute sometimes (when hes not doing absolutely freaky shit, which....admittedly isnt often)

like the part where he transforms into his True Cat Man Form and then, without changing expression, digs a giant hole with his bare hands (with the body language of a feral person) and then gets into it to nap.....like.....bro. 

also ik illiminini is killuas brother (i think brother?) and wow that family has some strong Cat genes 

i find it interesting that hisoka has been working with illiimini this whole time, hisoka strikes me as a solo type of guy who would be all like ‘teamwork is beneath me’ and only have minions (a la dio, espec p1 dio) but he seems to have a fairly even relationship w/illuimian which is wild. i rlly wonder if thatll last or if hisoka is gonna like, murder/abandon ilubimi later bc he ‘gets in hisokas way’ or st 

i like that kurapika and leorio teamed up....married

i generally really like how the relationships between the main characters are handled, its sweet how theyre just like....generally nice to each other and stuff lol 

also oh my god i forgot that last time i hadnt seen the end of trick tower i need to talk abt that 

KILLUA MY BOY OH MY GOD....ive been waiting for this ngl. ily smug murderous catboy

i love so much how killua casually kills this ~*~scary guy~*~ and everyones like :0 but gon is just like yep thats killua! hes from a family of assassins! like the way he says it so casually and kinda cheery aw i love him. he doesnt even care that killua can murder people in 2 seconds flat, he thinks killua is AWESOME 

and oh my god i love how hard killua is trying like, all the time. he is trying his HARDEST to be AS COOL AS POSSIBLE for gon and thats adorable. its working too gon clearly thinks killua is SUPER cool 

the eternally hilarious part where kurapika asked what killuas secret tactic are re: ripping that guys heart out, and killua is just like ‘uh i just ripped it out. yknow...as one does..’ and kurapika is like wow im glad this murder catboy is on our side.. 

the psychology stuff in the trick tower was interesting as hell (catch me brushing off my psych minor like, oh yeah i know abt this stuff lol)...i like the stuff abt leorio getting discouraged/disgruntled when the majority ended up being against him a lot bc thats true!! thats how it works!! it leads to learned helplessness and stuff like that...also that animation of kurapika and leorio playing cards to explain the tough candle choice was sooo cute 

i really loved the solution to the final majority rule things....ingeniously following the rules while still managing to circumvent them in ways...love it

also gon is so perfect have i mentioned that already

im so curious whos gonna pass the hunter exam, i legit have no idea and i would find it so funny if gon becomes a hunter in the first goddamn arc hjhbdfhsdjbgk as ruth said, itd kinda be like luffy becoming pirate king in like chapter 70

i mean tbf if i had to guess id say gon passes, simply bc i cant see the story taking the time to have him do the hunter exam again in a year. also his motivation is to become a hunter in order to see what its all about bc of his dad - not JUST to become a hunter 

gons fishing rod is so cute. perfect item for a perfect boy 

his training was adorable. hes a smart lad! formidable baby 

the blooderflies were so cool and OH MY GOD how could i forget the part where gon had two blooderflies with little leashes on and had the leashes tied to one of his fingers....OOOUGHHHHGBSJFHSJBFUHEJKSDD bro my heart literally palpated like it does when my cat does something rlly cute, gon is seriously That cute and pure and good

every time hisoka is anywhere near gon i just wanna call the FBI on that clowns ass oh y god. pls leave ladboy alone....

anyways i love the main characters (HISOKA DONT INTERACT) and i cant wait to see what happens next. i might have more thoughts but coherency is not one of my strengths so bye

#lj watches hxh #hollaaaa #more ramblings from me #im too lazy to do a true liveblog so this mess will have to do lmoa #*lmao #i just retyped that tag bc i spelled lmao as lmoa and then i did it AGAIN god fuck this #hxh

[puppyenergy]

@rickenrolled​ you’re an absolute mad man i love you. here’s all my answers. long ass post beneath the cut

1. Who’s your favourite character from UT?

i love them all but if i had to pick one then chara

2. Who’s your least favourite character from UT?

asgore

3. Your opinion about UT fandon:

very sweet, lots of smart and lovely and creative and gay people. could do without all the transphobes and incest/pedo shippers tho but like, theyre kinda everywhere aren’t they. like flies! smack

4. What’s your favourite quote?

“you never gained LOVE, but you gained love. does that make sense? maybe not.“

5. What’s your favourite soundtrack?

death by glamour

6. Pacifist, neutral or genocide?

pacifist

7. Why did you decide to play UT?

when it came out, my first exposure to it was thru supporting a friend who had recently started a youtube channel and they did a playthru of undertale! i ended up being unable to wait for them to finish it and just went and bought the game myself so i could play it. i was just so invested, i couldn’t wait for them to upload asklghskl

8. Favourite battle?

undyne’s

9. Favourite scene?

GOD I CAN’T CHOOSE JUST ONE SCENE. fuck. you can’t do this to me.

10. Your first letter to Mettaton was:

“legs” probably sldkghsd i don’t remember

11. Your reaction when you saw Omega Flowey for the first time:

VERY SCARED. I LEGIT THOUGHT MY GAME WAS POSSESSED.

12. Your headcanon about Frisk’s gender:

they’re nonbinary but i specifically headcanon them as agender! i also rlly dig genderfluid frisk as well bc same.

13. Which UT character reminds you of yourself?

mostly frisk but also chara and also mettaton

oh and all the dogs

14. Which UT character reminds you of your best friend?

TEMMIE. we are dog and cat solidarity.

15. Would you smooch a ghost?

i already have!

16. Which UT character would be your best friend? Why?

all of them. i will befriend them all.

17. Do you remember your first killed character? Who was that?

toriel ;_; i reset & redid the entire game for her, i felt so bad

18. Did you do sth in game you regret?

killing toriel lmao

19. Which ending was your first?

pacifist!

20. Your favourite land in UT and why: (Snowdin, Waterfall or Hotland)

snowdin is my favorite... it’s just so home-y. i rlly love snow, it brings a lot of happy memories. the christmas aesthetic does as well. and it’s also where you meet sans & papyrus & all the dogs. it’s just such a happy place.

21. Your favourite place in UT and why: (Undyne’s house for example)

i just rlly love snowdin ok. every area in snowdin. i still remember my little gasp!! when i found out that the snow on frisk’s head is always a different shape every time you go thru that slide-y puzzle.

22. Your headcanon about River person’s gender:

“it doesn’t really matter.”

23. Your headcanon about one of the UT characters:

papyrus is nonbinary!

24. Butterscouch or cinnamon pie?

cinnamon!

25. Your opinion/headcanon about six human souls:

i always connect the deltarune characters to the six human souls for some reason. kris is the cyan soul, susie is the purple soul, ralsei is the green soul, lancer is the blue soul, noelle is the yellow soul, and then im not sure who would be the orange soul... ofc only one of them is actually human but that’s always an association i made asdlghsd

26. With who would you go on a date?

none of them tbh sdkglhskdlgha i would go on hangouts with them tho!

27. Marry, fuck, kiss and kill:

marry: napstablook fuck: mettaton kiss: all of them getting kisses from me!!! mwah kill: none :(

28. Do you wanna have a bad time?

no!! i wanna have a fun time. a sillay ol’ time.

29. Your favourite UT au:

there’s this one unfinished comic someone made a while ago i don’t even remember what it was called but it was about two charas or smth??? idek if that counts as an au but tbh that comic is the origin of my love for feral chara

30. Your least favourite UT au:

all of the ones where anyone is misgendered or there’s incest/pedo/abuse in it it just automatically makes it a bad au.

31. Would you want to fall into underground?

i mean, yeah. where’s the hole. i’m on my way.

32. Describe or draw your undersona:

the puppy is specific to dfta

my other undersona is dragon kid. he’s a human & monster fusion with a rough past. he’s also adopted. the cat is his sibling.

33. One reason why you love UT:

toby said Hello LGBT Community

34. One reasom why you hate UT:

frisk’s design is,, u kno

35. If you could choose one type of food from UT, what would it be?

dog salads for days!

36. Your favourite amalgamate:

snowdrake’s mother & endogeny

37. Your headcanon about Gaster: who do you think Gaster is to Sans and Papyrus? (Father, brother, uncle etc)

i like to headcanon him as their dad

38. Your opinion about bad puns:

they’re good, ok.

39. Do you draw fanarts from UT? If yes, then what do you like the most to draw?

yes i do asklghsdkgl i could probably draw chara/frisk/asriel forever and be ok with it

40. Which of human souls fits you the most?

red, baby

41. What would be the first thing you would to show to Sans, Papyrus or the rest of characters in human world? Why?

the stars!!! they’ve been wishing on rocks for too long. time to see the real thing.

42. Which song reminds you of UT or one of the UT characters? Why?

skglhslkhg i make playlists just for this tbh. i have a playlist for mettaton, chara, frisk, asriel, undertale in general, and then one for both chara & frisk. too many songs to talk about rn so here’s the most recent one i added to chara’s playlist:

https://soundcloud.com/serious-url/last-night-on-earth-2

my favorite lyric is “we are horrible but not bad”

43. Your opinion on underloid:

i. i’m not sure what that is askdlghsdk

OH I JUST LOOKED IT UP ITS UNDERTALE VOCALOID??? i’ve never listened to it before but tbh that’s real cool

44. Do you forgive Asgore for what he’s done?

no lol

45. Did you pay for Tem’s college?

I DIDNT, IM SORRY TEM... i just dont have the patience to sell all that residue

46. Have you seen any youtube letsplay of UT?

i swear i’ve seen them all now. i watch them when i need some free serotonin. u_u

47. Do you listen to any fanmade songs? If so, then which are your favourite?

i don’t rlly listen to any but i have a few saved! i rlly love the fucking checker dance & death by glamour mashup

48. What are your favourite theories?

narra!chara if you can even CALL that a theory man it’s literally canon

i also rlly like the theory that ut sans is actually from deltarune, and also maybe a darkner.

49. Who is your favourite enemy? (Not including boss monsters)

LESSER DOG

50. Do you have any headcanons about Chara’s past? (Why they hate humanity, why did they fell to the underground etc)

i think they had some pretty shitty ppl in their life until they met the dreemurrs, probably.

51. Who is your favourite dog?

DONT DO THIS TO ME,

52. What was your reaction to true lab?

fear and a lot of emotion

53. Your fabourite voice acting:

myself sakldhgklsh

54. At the end of pacifist run did you stay with your friends or did you come back to your family?

i always send frisk to stay with toriel bc as their player guardian i would not feel comfortable with myself if i just left a child stranded on their own. it was the same in oneshot. if i’m ur temporary game dad then i’m leaving u in a safe place before the game ends ok.

55. Who is older - Sans or Papyrus?

sans

56. Your OTP(s):

OK LISTEN. GOATBUN,,

also ALPHYNE

57. Your NOTP(s):

any of the incest/pedo ones. especially with fr4ns & ch4sriel i’m gonna get real stabby.

58. Your BROTP(s):

chara/frisk haa

59. Your favourite puzzle:

i like the shooty spaceship ones!

60. Which battle was the hardest for you?

fingers in his ass.... fingers in his ass.... asgore he likes b

61. Did you still hate Flowey after you discovered his true indentity?

i never hated flowey, ok. and also no.

62. The saddest moment:

“the next day.”

“the next day.”

“...”

“the human died.”

63. Which ending is your favourite?

true pacifist, pls

64. How old do you think Frisk is?

9, maybe? i always change my mind on this asdlghsdk. they’re just a baby. age is baby.

65. Any post pacifist run headcanons?

both chara & asriel get revived. always.

66. Your favourite NPC:

the trans woman lionness npc who mettaton gives his dress to

67. Humans or monsters?

both!

68. The funniest situation:

my brain is failing me but i fucking love the idea that frisk is just walking away from undyne during her battle sequence and she’s just CLANK CLANK CLANK in her armor stomping after but ugh has to stop and wait while frisk gets a phonecall and UGH has to check on sans who fell asleep at his post.

AND UNDYNE’S HANGOUT

UGH JUST UNDYNE IN GENERAL I LOVE HER

69. Skeletonfucker, robotfucker, goatfucker or kinkshaming?

listen i KNOW i said i’d fuck mettaton but i’m NOT a robotfucker.

70. When playing for the first time how many candies did you take?

one! i wanted to be a good boy.

but then i just went ham,

71. Did you kill or spare Flowey at the end of the game?

spare and i got emotional with how he reacted

72. If you had to be one of the main characters, which would you choose?

73. If you had to kill one of the main characters which would you choose?

i wouldn’t kill any of them!! i love them all. i refuse.

74. Which character(s) would you like to cosplay?

HMM. i could probably pull off frisk the best.

75. Your favourite Burgerpants’ quote?

#i can't believe i actually answered them all #long post #.txt