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gonzodangerfeels · 1 year
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I am serious about those lips. Seriously,.they are missing mine against them.
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m-ayo-o · 5 months
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Ok well now you just HAVE to write Itadori and Megumi with Bunny reader
brain is all mushy now. this one is super gross !! mdni pls god 18+ Yuji + Megumi 21+ x bunny girl. somno- being woken up with oral + someone already inside. unprotected sex, breeding, multiple rounds, mentions of double vaginal penetration, lengthy description of creampie ! unrealistic. fiction. CONSCIOUS CONSENT is always required !!! + wrap b4 u tap ty ted talk over pt. one ⋆ hybrid fics
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You slowly wake up from your lovely dreams of being filled by Yuji to a warm, wet sensation between your legs.
You suddenly feel so hot and your tummy is all full of arousal already, and you're only just peeking your eyes open.
"O-oh, oh-"
Your little voice alerts the two men that you're finally waking up, your eyelashes fluttering open to find...
"Megumi"
Oh, he's back, your gorgeous owner is home...with his face between your legs, humming contently now you're awake.
"Megumi, owner, y-you- you're home-! ah-"
"Yeah, bunny, I'm back I love you I missed you so much" he sighs into you with a glance up your squirming body, returning his tongue immediately to lap and suck an orgasm from you.
"Nhgg, nhh ahhh-"
You can't believe he's got you there already.
And it's then, with your pussy clenching up and squeezing juice everywhere, that you realise you're not empty.
Oh no, you're far from empty. In fact, you're stuffed so full with something (someone) so warm and thick that your little head starts to spin.
"Hhahh-" your pussy flutters over him, the intense pleasure blowing your mind already and you've only been awake two minutes.
You slam your hands down to ground yourself, seeking purchase on the sheets, but your fingers dig into something firm and hot.
"Oh, bunny! Don't be so rough with me!" you hear the cutest giggle from behind you, his hot chest muscles against your back, and you know who it is right away.
You can't find your voice for a few more seconds, until the waves of pleasure start to subside.
"Yu- Yuuuji !!!!"
"Yeah honey bunny?"
"m sorry-"
"Bunny I was kidding, you can do whatever you want to me, just promise you won't stop squeezing my cock ok?"
"nh nhhh promise"
"I could barely even pull out of you last night you felt so good, cutie, so I just waited for Megumi to get home so we could share you. I hope that's ok?"
"unn uuhh uhhhhhuuhh"
You let out delirious moans, feeling Yuji's hips wiggle, jerking his cock ever so slightly inside you, while Megumi just keeps going.
He works your little clit some more, taking you higher with each release, then Yuji gets impatient. You feel him start to thrust slowly, with your back in a deep arch and his hands on your waist.
Megumi kneels up at the end of the bed and watches you two, now he can clearly see how stretched you are from Yuji's fat cock.
You're taking him so well, he wonders if he could fit inside your cute pussy at the same time... he could just kneel on top of Yuji's muscly thighs and shove his dick in.
He watches in a daze, jerking and edging himself to the thought of Yuji's veiny cock pushing against his own, thinking about just how tight you'd feel, and he wonders if you could do it.
That may be pushing you too far, so the thought of it will have to do for now.
Yuji asks to switch, taking your body below his so you can see his gorgeous face and run your fingers through his fuzzy undercut. He proceeds to push you into the deepest mating press, making you whimper out affectionately when he kisses your lips.
"Baby bunny you're so tight like this, you know that?"
"hmmhhuum-"
"Yeah, aw you did? Does Megumi do this position with you too?"
You nod, with your ears flopping a little and your hands grabbing at the muscle of his shoulders.
"Mm, I bet Megumi loves it like this too, huh? Bet he loves filling your cute little pussy like this- shit- shit Gumi? Gumi can you show me, I, I wanna see?"
It's filthy but Yuji's too far gone to care. He needs to dump his thick load in you, then have his friend fill you up directly after.
"Please will you-ahh?"
"You want me to show you how I fuck my girl?"
"Yeahuhh uh huhh" he nods, getting more and more turned on with every thrust.
"Well you better finish up so I can take my turn. We can't both fit our dicks in there, can we?"
Fuck.
Yuji explodes at the thought of sharing you with Megumi. Of rubbing their wet cocks together, smearing your juice all over each other.
"Come on then, bunny," Megumi barely lets Yuji's cum trickle out of you before he's lining himself up, "let's get you filled up again and show him how we fuck"
It's hard to believe he's taking you in the same position, with his body pressed so hard on yours, his strength pinning you down and his teeth sinking into your neck.
"Oh fuck you do it so hard Megumi, that's mean, do you like that bunny, are you okay?"
"Yeah yeah Yuji it's - it's- ahh!!"
"Poor baby can't even tell him how good you feel, want me to slow down?"
"N-nhhuh no no no!!!!"
"You like it like this?"
Of course you do.
You're a little too fucked out to tell him exactly how you're feeling, but not so much that you can't start begging for his cum.
He knew you'd start this up at some point- you always do. When he fucks you for so long, for his own pleasure, you end up whining that he needs to hurry up and cum already.
You keep on begging, changing your usual tune slightly-
"Megumi, owner, Yuji's not inside me anymore," you cry, sounding so upset at the fact, "I want you both, ple-please I need it..."
"Hm," he hums into your neck, pausing his biting and kissing, "you want to suck him?"
"N-no- no- want him... inside with you," you sniffle and plead your owner understands.
You hear a groan from Yuji, who still recovering but slowly stroking his growing hard on.
"Baby, we won't fit. You've seen- felt how big he is."
Your owner is firm with this matter, telling you that it won't work and maybe next time you can try it if you behave really well.
So you sniffle and push aside your thoughts of Yuji and him filling you together, as if it wouldn't be the most satisfying pleasure in the world for such a needy bunny in heat.
But, at least you have both of their sweet loads inside you, with Megumi pressing a final hot kiss to your lips. He pushes himself so deep you can feel the heat of his creamy mess right near your cervix. He knows you won't get pregnant this time, but one day... he might just have to fulfil your insatiable natural desires.
He pulls out so slow- he knows you're filled up for now. He knows this look on your face oh so well. You've been completely taken care of, and this could be the end of your ridiculous horny heat behaviours.
But, when his dick is sliding out, his tip popping through your tight entrance, and he sees the gushing white liquid... his eyes cloud over again.
"Bunny-" his fingers find the cream now, spreading it over your lips and pushing it back inside.
Yuji hears how his friend is moaning and leans forward to look for himself.
"Oh, fuck, sweetie-" he's amazed at the amount of cum that's spilling from you right now and can't help but join his friend.
He extends his fingers- thicker and rougher than Megumi's- and they push in two digits each, spreading your hole nicely.
With the drag of their fingers and the lubrication of their thick loads, your body convulses with another orgasm.
But now you can see how they're looking at you, with their dicks hard and flushed again- Yuji's getting those thick and pulsing veins while Megumi's bends up with precum leaking at the tip again- you know they're not done with you.
And now, they're the ones begging for you.
"One more round, princess?"
"Is that okay, sweetie?"
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weeknd-ogoc · 5 months
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BEGGING ll ˳ ׄ ⟡  . CARLOS SAINZ JR.
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SUMMARY: in which carlos suffers the consequences of liking an influencer who is younger than him. (part one / part two)
FACE CLAIM: kelsey calemine
CONTAINS: reader is 21; 8 year age gap, first argument as a couple, smut & suprise ending!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: can't believe the season is over!!
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before carlos had left to japan, he tried everything to get you to go with him but since you were still upset you decided to stay at his house for the time being. he was hoping that you would maybe show up on race day but you never did.
"this is so childish..." carlos sighed as sat on the couch.
"if it's so childish, why don't you back with isa?"
he groaned once again and got back up, following you around the kitchen. "you know that i want to be with you and only you! i'm sorry for making you stay there another night but i just didn't want my fam-"
“you're so unbelievable carlos, you are a grown man! why do you care what your parents think of you?”
“i don’t expect you to understand, you don't even talk to your family!” he had slammed his hand on the kitchen table, his voice was loud and it left an echo but there was a hint of hurt underneath his tone.
piǹon had barked at carlos and you remembered it got quiet in that moment, maybe you pushed the argument too far — before you could even go hug carlos he had already made his way out of the kitchen, leaving you with piǹon standing right next to you.
this had been the ending of your first argument.
it took carlos about two days before he could call you but you never picked up, instead you guys found yourselves texting for the rest of the week.
you enjoyed staying at his house with piñon, you guys would go on walks, sit outside to eat and you even found yourself sleeping right next to him — but what you didn't like was that carlos wasn't around, it was really lonely without him.
as you watched carlos doing an interview on tv, piñon jumped up to the tv and started scratching it. "i miss him too."
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you had woken up to someone stroking your hair and you opened your eyes to see carlos sitting right next to you. “you're home"
he smiled and nodded before leaving a kiss on your forhead. "c'mon let's go to bed."
once the both of you got comfortable, you guys stayed looking at each other but couldn't find yourselves to speak so before you so instead his lips suddenly crash into yours.
that kiss led you to be in the position that you were in now.
"i missed you so much." his bare chest is against your back as he started to rock his hips into you slowly, a satisfied moan leaving your lips as your walls clung onto him tightly.. "i'm sorry for lying to you and leaving without saying goodbye..."
when you didnt answer him he leaned your head back and with his fingers he forces your mouth open. "c'mon say something mi reina." he then licks your bottom lip and bites it.
the position you were in had you feeling every inch of carlos's thick cock, repeatedly hitting your sweet spot. "it's o-okay..."
"te quiero mucho..." he began sucking on your neck, leaving marks behind for the next day. "promise i won't ever lie to again..."
once you heard carlos say that you felt like you were getting close and he felt it too. "i love you too carlitos."
you were now seeing stars as carlos continued to blow your back out.
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"c'mon stop worrying about the bugs amor..." carlos said as he helped you across a puddle. "they won't kill you."
you swatted a fly and continued to hold his hand as you guys walked across the field. "if i knew we were coming to a place like this, i wouldn't have worn heels, maybe some sneakers."
he smiled as you continued struggling to walk in the grass with your heels and talking about whatever nonsense that was going on in your life, piñon was just behind you guys sniffing the flowers.
carlos had never felt so in love with someone but yet again he never dated someone like you — you were constantly getting on his nerves, you'd cook him dinner, most importantly you've supported him and showed up to almost all his races.
"well i'm not worried about kids right now..." he remembered you saying. "maybe when you become world champion, we'll open this conversation back up."
you made him think about getting married, having kids, buying building a house just for you.
"alright close your eyes, we're almost there..." carlos said as he gently put his hands around your eyes, trying not to mess up your makeup.
he finally saw the boat and the red rose arch as you guys got closer.
"you better not leave me in a ditch or something." you mumbled.
"now why would i do that?" he chuckled before finally getting to the spot and letting you see.
"for getting cranky this morning wit-" you finally had looked and saw the marry me arch and the beautiful picnic boat he had set up. "car-"
you suddenly felt your heartbeat racing in your chest and felt your face getting warm, by the time you had looked back at him he was down on one knee with a smile. "will you marry me?"
you nodded as he stood back up. "that's a yes?"
"yes carlos, it's a yes!" you quickly pecked his lips before he slid the shiny ring onto your finger.
once you guys got on the boat he saw you smiling at him. "what is it?"
“oh nothing, you just move pretty fast.” you fed him a piece of croissant and placed it down. "we’ve been dating for abou-” 
“six months and four days.” he responded rather quickly and as your smile grew, he rolled his eyes. "but y'know who is really counting?”
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insomniac4000 · 1 month
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Escape-A ChrisMD fic
"Who's stupid idea was this?" Chris grumbled as he walked along with his hands in the pockets of his hoodie. He then had eight pairs of eyes on him all furrowed.
"YOURS!!!" Arthur TV bellowed out. 
It started out innocently enough, the five of you sitting around in the living room as you often did, there might have been a couple of drinks consumed but nothing too major, you were mainly all sitting around and talking after failing to agree on something to watch. You had your legs draped over your boyfriend Chris's lap and was mostly just laughing at him and his friends being silly. 
"We don't do a lot, maybe we should go out do some adventure golf or something," Chris suggested, everyone moaned at the word golf. He had dragged everyone in that room to golf at some point and you all hated it. 
"Well I don't know paintball or an escape room or something!" He cried waving his arms around. You gently placed a hand on his arm to stop him from hitting you in the face accidentally. 
"Escape room could be fun," ArthurTV shrugged, he quite liked solving puzzles. 
And that was it, now here you all were three days later walking down the road at ten o clock in the morning on a Saturday, it was the only time they had available. Chris wasn't a morning person particularly he needed to have time to adjust before getting up for the day watching some Youtube or Tiktok with a cup of tea but he had woken up late this morning and didn't have time for his tea so was cranky. 
"I don't know why this is suddenly all my fault," Chris sulked, you rolled your eyes but grabbed his hand anyway and squeezed it causing him to smile at you. 
You got to the place bang on time, filled in the forms and listened to the actors spiel. The premise was of a manor house and a murder, however the detective investigating this had now gone missing. You entered the first room which looked to be a ransacked lounge, it was set in the nintety fifties and the décor reflected that. 
"What's our strategy here?" George asked looking round the room to see the two Arthur's already off trying to solve a puzzle on the table and Chris looking around gormlessly wishing he stopped for a cup of tea on the way. A collection of newspapers had caught your eye and you were rooting through them trying to find a pattern.
"We need a number!" Arthur Hill announced as him and his namesake looked around the room for any further clues.
"Hang on," you said with your finger up. "2783," you added with a smile, a slightly smug one if you did say so yourself. ArthurTV punched the numbers in and the three of you cheered when the puzzle opened revealing three keys.
"Where do they go?" Chris asked, taking some time to get into the game. 
"There under the TV," George pointed to the cabinet which had a key slot. The found the other two just as quickly.
"Huh that was easy," Chris mused as everyone piled into the next room when the door opened. The next part was a stable complete with horse puppets who neighed and made other horse sound effects.
"Well this is fucking weird," George commented as the rest of you looked around the room. 
"Horse girls are weird," Arthur Hill added and you nodded in response. 
"Why? What's wrong with animal lovers?" The other Arthur replied being a little bit offended as a lover of the animal kingdom. 
"Horse girls are a different breed. You will always come second to the horse," you explained. You had a friend in school who ended up in tens of thousands of pounds in debt due to a horse, you failed to understand it but each to their own. 
"Could this be something?" Chris had managed to switch on now, in part inspired by how quick everyone else managed to get out of the previous room and he did nothing to contribute. He was currently looking in a bag which was labelled apples. 
"Don't be stupid," Arthur TV scolded, Chris frowned and placed the bag down. 
"Fucking nerdy twat," Chris uttered under his breath. It was said in jest, like all of the banter the boys had inbetween them. 
Minutes passed and frustrations grew as it appeared you were getting nowhere. There was a game with horse reigns where you had to get them untangled and put the four sets of reigns from one side to the other so they weren't touching. The two Arthur's had decided to work on that as you took one look at it and noped straight out of there and Chris thought it was a bit too difficult and he wanted something he could solve so he didn't look like an idiot in front of you. While you and Chris scrambled throughout the rest of the room not having much luck, Chris growing ever frustrated by the second.
"For fucks sake," he moaned placing his head in his hands and he stomped his foot like a a child.
"YES!" Arthur TV shouted as they managed to solve the puzzle, a small hatch next to the ropes with a key inside. 
"Is there a door it opens?" Arthur Hill asked as he looked around. 
"Look on the wall for a clue," a voice rang out, it was the worker who was keeping an eye on the group. 
"We're so shit they need to help us," Chris muttered as he looked at the words on the wall behind him. "Red Rum, wasn't he a horse?"
"What's so special about him?" George asked also kicking himself at not being too helpful this time. 
"He won the national three times," you shrugged. 
"Then there must be three keys," ArthurTV surmised as everyone kept looking around for some more keys. Taking a punt Chris went into the bag of apples and pulled out a key straight away. 
"I knew it!!!" Chris shouted as he punched the air. You couldn't help but smile and gave his back a little rub in celebration, he looked so pleased with himself but you knew the gloating would come soon enough. 
"We would have done this room by now if I would have looked in here in the first place," Chris moaned. You were well used to his first character syndrome by now and you were very good at calming him down. Everyone else was also used to it and ignored the remark as they searched for the last key. When they finally got the final key and went through to the next room which was a library. Chris was still grumbling that no one was listening to him and everyone assumed he was thick because he liked football and it was the stereotype, it's one of the reasons he went on Mastermind.
In the library there was a map in the middle of the room, there multiple locations with lights on, ten in total and the rest of the room was filled with books. 
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," Chris said as he was reading the titles. As soon as he did that a light on the map came on and flashed green, it was the light which was in the states around where Vegas would be. 
"That must be it, we need to find the books which correspond to the map," ArthurTV summed up.
"There's also a letter A on the book," Chris added pointing to the post it note on the book. You then noticed the pen and pencil by the phone which was on a desk, the only other piece of furniture in the library. 
"There must be a password when we've found them all," you added as you started to look at the rest of the books before putting an arm around your boyfriend. "Look at you clever little thing," you smiled before giving him a peck on the cheek. He smiled wide and winked at you before turning his attention back to the shelves. 
"Come on love birds there will be plenty of time for that later!" George scolded as he found yet another book and said the title, The Little Paris Bookshop. 
They went through that room quite quickly before making it through to what was the final room unbeknownst to them. It was the kitchen and it looked like it had been ransacked. 
As time ticked on the group were growing ever frustrated at struggling to open the fridge, they had solved one puzzle already which told them that they needed to open the fridge as the key was in there. 
"What about ingredients or a recipe or something?" Chris asked as he was shuffling through the papers.
"I dunno," ArthurTV said as he banged his head against the fridge door. 
"Why do you all keep ignoring my ideas? I was right about the bloody bag and I smashed it with the books!" Chris shouted frustrated. 
"Because most of the time what comes out of your mouth is bollocks," George replied in jest. 
"There is too much testosterone in this room," you replied rolling you eyes. You could have gone to brunch with the girls but no, you had to join your boyfriend and his friends. "Babe, keep working on that, it's not like the rest of us have any other ideas."
Half an hour later you were all sitting in the pub, Chris with a smug smile on his face. 
"Ninety three seconds left, glad I found that cake recipe when I did," Chris gloated causing everyone else to roll their eyes. 
"Yes darling," you smiled letting him have his moment. 
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☆ Pairing: TVA!Loki x Reader
☆ Synopsis: After all that's been going on, the TVA not only hires Loki, but gives him a break, clear his mind and clean his wounds. And someone very interesting is gonna help him out with that.
☆ Word Count: 4,297
☆ Notes: Based on my comfort show, this takes place immediately after episode 1, and way before episode 2, there's a huge time lapse between each that I wish had been more exploited. So at Thanos said "fine, I'll do it myself" and indulge myself in the process..
☆ Warnings: Loki's shirt and jumpsuit (he's in the prisoner outfit) is open, so a soon-to-be sexual tension if I eventually make more of this? But I don't really like stranger to lovers so... not yet, no.
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It had been a very interesting day, days? His invasion to the Earth had been foiled and he was just about to be taken for what seemed to be a likely execution in Asgard when the Tesseract landed on his feet and what seemed to be a perfect escape ended up in a whole new world of trouble.
Sacred-Timelines, Variants, a Time Police, Space Lizard Gods that decided the flow of time, no magic, his entire life being a failure, him being destined to die by Thanos hands had just been the opener. And another variant of him going after them making Loki their best shot at catching him... Norns, give him a break.
“Alright Loki” Mobius patted him on the back, “Go get yourself patched up, we’ll start in the morning.”
“The morning?” Loki asked unsure, “There are mornings here?”
Mobius just laughed.
“It’s figurative speech, look, I’ll take you to the doc’s Office myself” he mocked him, “I don’t want the entire department pitying you. You look awful.”
Loki just groaned as he followed him around the TVA facilities, as Mobius explained further how things worked. But by the time they arrived Loki realized how sore he really felt, all the adrenaline of the day’s event died down, making him realize how sore he was.
“Good luck in there” Mobius teased, “I’ll see if I stop by with a get-well balloon or something.”
And he left the god to his luck. Right in front of a door with a sleeping face. Loki simply scoffed and knocked on the door before opening. And he had to admit that the sight was quite welcoming.
The room was pleasantly warm and illuminated in calid light, and warmly decorated, with a big red couch and two matching red cushioned footstools, a shiny wooden table with a bowl of candy, a water dispenser and cups with a handmade paper sign that said: «make yourself at home 😊». And a desk in one of the corners, that had a cabinet full of what seemed to be medicaments, bandages, and ointments. It almost didn’t look like a place of healing, but then again, nothing in this place made sense.
Loki sat on the couch, resting his feet on the footstool and the ambience of the place added up to his soreness made evident how exhausted he truly was. As much as he wanted to keep his guard up, he started to doze off.
He didn’t know how he was asleep when he was woken up by the sound of the door clicking open. He sat up straight with his feet on the floor as a figured stepped in the room wearing a black outfit and a white lab coat with the TVA logo on the sewn in the chest pocket and holding a folder of papers.
“Okay Mobius what did you need me to— O-Oh… you’re…” you muttered, “you’re the Loki variant everyone’s talking about.”
“How long was I out?” Loki asked, “Who are you? What are you gonna do to me?”
“Ah… I don’t know. 5, maybe 15 minutes? Sorry I kept you waiting, Mobius dropped you in the middle of my break” you apologized, looking through the documents. “So, I take it, you are who needed help...? Mobius said I was needed here.”
“Of course, he did” he huffed.
“Well, yeah… Although I assumed one of the Minute-Men needed help” you said politely. “But I can help you if there’s something you need from me.”
“You could take me to the Time-Keepers, that’d pull a smile on my face” Loki snarled.
“I would if I could, but I’m not high-ranked to see them myself…” you apologized politely. “Now, I’d normally say take a seat, but I see you already did so just, make yourself comfortable again.”
Loki didn’t move, his body still tense as he remained wary of your presence. You simply sat on the free footstool looking at him with patience.
“Okay, I uh… I’m ashamed to admit I checked your file to try finding where you could you be injured,” you admitted, “but I think it’s better just asking so… does it hurt anywhere?”
Loki just chuckled ironically.
“No need for your pity.”
“Pity?” you chuckled, “Loki, it’s my job to care for others, that’s the TVA’s mission! If you want to get rid of me just help me help you and you’ll never have to deal with me again…”
Knowing that there was no point fighting he just sighed in defeat as he leaned back on the couch.
“Were doesn’t it hurt?” he joked.
“Right, your variance is after New York, it took you weeks to fully recover, twisted ankle, several cuts and big bruises all over, occasional broken ribs, I’m impressed you managed to wreak havoc in this state.” You explained, “But this… this is I have never seen.”
You reached to touch the bruise on his cheek, brushing lightly against his cheekbone.
“Ow! Stop that!” Loki protested at the touch. “This is not from New York! Your associate smacked me across the face when you stole me from the Timeline!”
“B-15 did this to you?!” you gasped in horror, “Oh she’s so gonna hear it from me when I see her! Look at this bruise!”
“I’m not sure what you expect from a punch that lasts half a minute” Loki protested.
“She slow-mo-ed you?” you smiled nervously, but his cold expression made it evident he had not found it half as amusing as you did. “Ahem, sorry.”
You stood up and walked to the cabinet and grabbed a couple of items, bandages, gauze, and a couple of bottles. And you returned to sit by his side, to make look at his face.
“Hold on a second, did you say occasional broken ribs? How does that work? Shouldn’t all wounds be the same?”
“Well… yes, and no…” you explained, “The body can react differently to the same kind of injury, like sometimes tripping down the stairs can bruise you, sometimes it won’t, creating minor variances, but not always enough to create a branch line, as long as they need keep with the flow of time. Unless the wound has a consequence, it’s not a variance, and you were locked up for a while to heal after this. And Asgardians are particularly resistant and heal on their own quite fast—”
“Then why am I here for?” he interrupted you.
“Well, I see no reason why we can’t give your body a little helping hand, or at least ease up the pain,” you offered “but I’m suspecting Mobius thought you could use a time out away from all of these, give you time to process everything.”
“Oh, so you and him are friends?” Loki scoffed. “You must be awfully close to let you stay here alone with me.”
“He’s a good friend, yes.” you admitted, “But this office is meant to be a safe space, everyone’s welcome if the need help. The infirmary is next door if your wounds were more severe.”
“So, what is this room?”
“A break room, to put it simply, but most of us come here to treat minor injuries, I usually help some of them” you shrugged. “That being said, I take it’d be alright if I checked for wounds? Given I’ll need you to open your jumpsuit and shirt.”
You waited patiently as Loki stared at you with curiosity, not completely following what was going on.
“You are allowed to call for an actual doctor or decline if you feel uncomfortable” you assured him.
“N-No... It’s” he licked his lips nervously, “It’s quite alright.”
He unbuttoned the jumpsuit and blue shirt, sliding the sleeves of his shirt as it uncovered down to his waist. Leaving his torso completely bare.
“Oh my...” you mumbled at the sight.
“What?” Loki asked amused, “enjoying the view?”
“I’m not gonna answer that,” you smiled, “we’re going off subject. Okay, I’ll start cleaning the open cuts, that good?”
“I suppose.”
You grabbed a little bottle and opened the cap, revealing a spray. Loki turned around so you could start with the wounds on his back.
“Okay, this is a sterilizer and disinfectant, it’ll clean the wounds, but it’s gonna sting” you warned him.
“Please, how bad can it AAAH!” he let out a yelp, arching his back and hissed in pain, it stung worse than he expected. “Careful!”
“I warned you it’d sting!” you smiled somewhat nervous, “I need you to be a bit tough for this.”
You began cleaning and disinfecting the wounds over his back. Loki winces through the pain. It does sting, but Loki bites his lip and remains silent, just watching you work. Your concern about him is making his defenses waver, and he doesn’t know how to feel about it. Your intentions seem so pure and genuine.
By the time you finished cleaning the cuts on his back he had grown accustomed to the treatment. And when you gave gently taps with the gauze he started relaxing again.
“Asgardian resistance never ceases to amaze me” you complimented him. “I’m impressed Hulk didn’t roughen you up more.”
“You’ve seen that?” Loki said feeling his face heat up in embarrassment.
“Well… yeah…” you smiled at the sight of the flustered god. “You’re the most famous variant at the TVA, studying your life is kind of a requirement for the best Hunters, and to be just a decent Analyst.”
“Great” Loki groaned.
While you moved to treat the cuts up his arm, your finger stroked his bicep making him jolt. He pulled back his arm, causing you looking at him confusedly for a few moments. You just stayed in silent for a couple of seconds when a scaringly mischievous smile.
“Sorry, I wasn’t trying to tickle you.”
“Nonsense, I’m not-”
“Loki...” you cut him off with a teasy grin, “Yeah you are.”
Loki just grumbled.
“How do you know—?”
“I’m an Analyst, and even if a Loki variant wasn’t our top priority, and like I said, studying your life is kind of a requirement to be just a decent Analyst.”
“Oh, and you’re a decent one?” he mocked you.
“I’d like to think so” you just smiled back, clearly unphased. “Where else does it hurt?”
Loki thought for a moment, despite he felt way worse earlier, even right now there wasn’t a single inch of his body that wasn’t sore.
“Everywhere…?” you asked gently.
“That’s… correct…” he sighed, leaning back on the couch, groaning in pain.
You reach to try and get a look on Loki’s torso, stopping with your hands above his abdomen.
“Would it be okay if I check?” you asked, tilting your head to point at him “I mean, I have to check you, but I don’t want to make you uncomfortable…”
This was a huge contrast from everyone else he had talked to in the TVA, everyone had been at least rude, manipulative, or cruel and straight up life-threatening at some point. But at most you had teased him, you seemed genuinely wanting to help, and for some unknown, unexplained reason didn’t feel threatened by you at all.
Loki hesitated, and then nodded. He moves over so you can reach all of his wounds.
“You should know that being touched by someone else is not an experience I give just anyone, but it is preferable to remaining injured.” He says, a bit of vulnerability creeps into Loki’s voice, a rare sight. “Do what you must, please.”
“Okay,” you smiled at him, “thank you for the trust.”
That last comment stirred up something within him, did he trust you? He had just met you but being thanked for it was oddly pleasant.
“Does it hurt particularity bad here?” you asked, prodding, and poking around, gently squeezing his sides and ribs.
Loki flinches at the prodding and poking but holds still. He’s clearly nervous about your actions, and his hands are tight fists in his lap.
“N-No…” he stuttered through gritted teeth.
Which would’ve been concerning had it not been fore the smile crawling up his lips.
“I guess that discards broken ribs” you smiled, biting back the urge to tease him.
“I take it I’m not as much as an odd variant?” Loki asked, and you shook your head. “Well, that’s a pity… I thought I was special.”
“Not special? I strongly differ. Asgardian speed to heal never ceases to amaze me, I mean look at this! A blast from Tony Stark’s repulsors, a fight with Thor, an explosive arrow from a flying vehicle, and Hulk just whacking you around like a ragdoll” you said excitedly. “And look, almost every sever injury is already healed on its own! It’s almost as if your body knows what to heal first based on how critical the injure is!”
You kept pressing, squeezing, and poking Loki around, fully fascinated pointing out how healthy he seemed, only making Loki flinch more, sometimes with pain, sometimes with what felt like tickles. He did his best to keep his composure but sooner than he realizes it, he is taking in a few quick, shallow breaths, biting back to stop himself from laughing.
You chuckle softly, standing up to grab something from the cabinet on the corner.
“So, being super ticklish is a Loki thing, huh?” you grinned, almost as if you were not trying to tease him at all, “Sorry, I’ve never been so close to a Loki before, this is a fascinating opportunity!”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“Well, usually the variants aren’t here for long…” you said sadly, “And I’m sad to say I’ve never been assigned to a case involving you so… Never got the chance to study the god of mischief firsthand…”
Under normal circumstances, Loki would have teased you, flirted with you just for the sake of embarrassing you, or just mocked you. But nothing of this situation was normal.
“How come?” Loki asked.
“Well… Loki variants are high rank cases,” you admitted “and it’s very had to climb your way to the top without leverage given there’s not much growth opportunity in here… So, I am assigned to safer cases… It’s good, but… there’s no… excitement…”
Then something clicked, the reason why Loki was sent to the break room and not the infirmary, why you treated his wounds rather than a doctor, why Mobius sent you to him, proving you could manage being with a Loki could help you rise through ranks. If you realized this as well, you didn’t show, you just seemed to focus on treating his wounds and studying.
“That sounds boring” Loki pointed out.
“It’s not so b… Aaah… No, boring is the right word!” you said with a newfound anger, “Do you know how few of us Analysts get to go into the field like Mobius and see the universe, while the rest of us are stuck here learning through document and video files?!”
“Look at the little mouse” Loki snickered, “I didn’t think you had it in you.”
“Wouldn’t you be angry in my place?” you complained.
“No, I would cause mischief and find a way out” Loki retorted with a cocky smirk. “Not that a goody-goody like you would know how...”
Loki smiled at the indignant look on your face as you returned to sit next to him. You huffed as you unscrewed the lid of tiny jar on your hands. As soon the lid came off, he got smacked in the face by the disgusting smell and his smiled disappeared.
“I’m gonna rub this on your bruises, it should help them heal faster, but it’s a bit smelly” you warned him to help him relax. But then a devilish smile appeared in your lips, “...although I doubt that will be the least of your concerns.”
Loki’s face takes on a look of mild panic as you grab the ointment. His breath quickens again, and his heart starts to beat quicker. Loki’s fingers wrap around the arm rest of the couch, clutching the cloth.
“I... N-no. I... don’t... Please don’t...” Loki tried reasoning with you, on the cusp of a nervous fit as he speaks.
“Don’t be a baby,” you smiled amusedly “it’s for your own good!”
You then proceed to gently rub circles the ointment in a bruise on his belly. Loki’s breath hitches. His body goes rigid as the ointment touches him. Loki is silent for a moment, until he lets out a tiny, surprised squeak. His cheeks look like tomatoes.
“You know, I’m considering staying here to tickle you for a while” you smiled as his giggling kept further slipping through his mouth.
“Y-y-y-you are awful!” he accuses you, though he has playful tone, rather than an offensive one.
Maybe this whole Time Variance Authority pantomime really was fun... just a little bit.
“I know, I know” you roll your eyes in amusement, “just take it like a big boy, you’re still badly bruised.”
You look up at him for a moment and smiles at his red faces and how poorly his containing his reactions.
“You can laugh you know? I won’t get mad at you as long as you let me patch you up” you mocked him, moving on to the next spot.
That teasy reassurance broke him. Maybe he found it funny, maybe it was that the new spot was below a particularly sensitive rib, or maybe he really wanted to take that opportunity to not have a lung bursting due to held back laughter. But the damn broke.
He lets out a small chuckle, just as you begin rubbing the ointment along another bruise. Loki’s body is again rigid, and he lets out a sharp breath as he does a final desperate attempt to keep himself together. But it proved too much, and he burst into bright bubbly laughter.
“Wahahait! Nohohot there!” he cackled.
The smile on your face grew bigger at his dorky laugh.
“Is that a smile?” you teased him “Is this all that takes to make the God of Mischief laugh, a few tickles?”
“You are a terrible nurse!” he cried, laughing a bit in spite of himself. “Thihihihihis is cruel!
“Wow, I knew being a drama king was just hard coded into you but... That was uncalled for, if I were a bad nurse, I’d do this—” You giggle as you use your other hand to tickle his armpit.
Loki jumped at the contact and let out an adorable yet incredibly undignified squeak. As he doubled over in laughter.
“AHHH! No! No! S-s-stop!” he squealed, “Stohohohohop!”
Loki tried to fight against his body’s response, but ever since he was a child his entire body collapsed when he was tickled, leaving him a maniac laughing mess, and perhaps… perhaps, he was having fun and he couldn’t stay serious even if he wanted to. He just collapsed against the couch laughing.
He probably couldn’t remember the last time someone tickled him, but he even then the list wasn’t longer than his brother and his parents when he was very little. And when said parents are both royalty and gods… well, the list pretty much reduced to Thor.
And deep down, he missed it, after all that had been happening. This silly thing was the most relaxing thing he’d experienced in a while. It made him feel… playful.
“Imagine how much faster New York would’ve been if the Avenger had just ti— EEEEK! Lohohohoki!”
Before you could finish that sentence, Loki had latched onto your sides and he squeezed, making you burst into giggles.
“I’m sorry little Analyst, that’s what you get for underestimating the God of Mis— ehehehe hehey!”
And almost as if you weren’t two adults in the office of a universal scale organization you had unleashed a tickle fight just like any pair of children in a playfield.
“Gihihive up Loki, Ihihihi know ahahahall your tickle spots” you giggled you kneaded his hipbones, making him holler.
“Dohohon’t be so suhuhure! Ihihi I’m stihihihihill stronger thahahan youhuhu!” he cried, pinching over your ribs.
“Dohohoho our worst!” you squealed defiantly.
“Ohoho... I intend to” Loki chuckled, as he pulled you to his lap so he could claw and wiggle his fingers against your stomach.
“Ehehe— hey!” you whined, kicking your legs as he tickled you. “Stohohop it!”
“Mmm, no I don’t feel like stopping” Loki purred against your ear. “Maybe I’ll tickle you until you go mad.”
“Ohoho yeah?!” you laughed as you used the closeness to squeeze his kneecap.
He barked out a laugh as you had gone to attack his legs, squeezing his knees, or scribbling your fingers underneath them. It made him want to just surrender, but a stubborn one he was, and it made him double over on effort. Poking and prodding all over your torso trying to find a bad spot.
And it made you laugh for sure, but not stop you. His damn prisoner jumpsuit was still wide open, exposing his stomach for your fingernails to gently scratch all over it.
“Stohohohop thahahat or I— Ahahaha w-wait wahahahait!” he laughed.
Being objective, it made it an even fight, you were in your element, based on your performance you probably knew every ticklish spot on his body and your clothes were more protection that his while he despite having the strength wasn’t used to any of not having his magic, or this place, so he just clumsily tried fight back.
“Cuhuhut it ouhuhut!” you squeaked.
“You cuhuhut it out!” he complained as he wiggled his fingers against your sides, drilling his fingers against them.
It proved more effective because your squirming became more violent. And before he noticed you had both tumbled down to the floor. Despite that indirectly announced the end of that, the absurdity of the whole situation was enough to make you both laugh again.
“Alright, alright, that was fun, but I really need you to let me finish patching you up” you scolded him playfully as you helped him to his feet.
“Fine” he smiled, as he sat back on the couch “I must admit, I didn’t expect anyone here to know the meaning of fun.”
You smiled and rolled your eyes, not dignifying that with a response.
“I’ll be careful to try tickling you the least possible” you offered.
You refocused on rubbing the ointment on his bruises, which still very much tickled but not intentionally. Loki kept laughing and smiling with barely any restraint now. But in your defense, you had kept your word and it was bearable enough to keep a conversation with only an interrupting gasp or snicker here and there. He even complied rolling the pants’ leg to treat the most of his injuries from his ankles and legs.
You kept chatting with him, at first trying to make small talk, asking him about basic stuff like his thoughts on the building and dull topics, that sooner than later turned to events on Loki’s life. Going on about his sabotaging acts against humanity throughout history.
“… Okay, okay! But how did you keep convincing Switzerland to keep invading Liechtenstein?”
“Simple darling,” he bragged, “give them a —ehehe— give them enough time to forget, and make soldier get lost– hehe... enough.”
“But out of all the Realms what did you have against earth?” you chuckled. “You seemed to always pick on them quite a lot.”
“Surely you’d do the same to the planet the popularized the myth that you screwed a horse” Loki excused himself.
“Aww, no they didn’t” you grinned, “the horse did you, or should I remind who was the mother?”
Loki let out an undignified gasp as you burst out laughing.
“Oh, that’s low, even for a time bureaucrat” Loki said, with a smile he found himself incapable of suppressing.
He wouldn’t be caught dead saying it, but he actually liked this side of you, you seemed much less stiff than when you arrived, and… it was cute. Your nose scrunched up and your shoulders bounced at the pace of that stupidly self-satisfied laugh.
Who knows how long you two went on like this, often forgetting that you were here to cure him and just immersing in the conversation. And still… before he noticed, you had finished and were buttoning up his jumpsuit.
“There, it wasn’t so bad, was it?” you teased him.
The person now sitting before him seemed completely different to who walked in. More relaxed, witty, sarcastic, and funny.
“You are the worst nurse...” he grumbled, but there’s a clear note of pleasure in his voice.
“Ohoho... You just love getting yourself in trouble, your majesty” you gave him a last tickle on side before standing up. “Now all you need is time to heal.”
Loki stares up at your, breathing heavily after your last tickling. He’s still trying to keep a straight face when he speaks but it’s impossible. He lets out a tiny breathless laugh, and he sits up fully, and his head just drops back into the couch in mild exhaustion. His breath speeds up a bit and the smile on his face turns into a wide, toothy grin.
“Yes, doctor” he smiled cockily.
“I’ll bring you a clean uniform so you can take a shower and freshen up.” You said as you walked to the door, “You should be a… large, given how tall you are…” you offered gently. “You rest for a bit. I’ll take care of it.”
The way your hospitality moved him was scary. But Loki’s temper just subdued.
“I... thank you...” he said, almost in a whisper, “for everything.”
You looked at him. And for a moment, Loki would’ve sworn something in your gaze faltered, it looked almost regretful. But it vanished to that warm inviting smile you had earlier.
“Welcome to the TVA” you smiled.
It had been a very interesting day, days? His invasion to the Earth had been foiled and he was just about to be taken for what seemed to be a likely execution in Asgard when the Tesseract landed on his feet and what seemed to be a perfect escape ended up in a whole new world of trouble.
Sacred-Timelines, Variants, a Time Police, Space Lizard Gods that decided the flow of time, no magic, his entire life being a failure, him being destined to die by Thanos hands had just been the opener. And another variant of him going after them making Loki their best shot at catching him... Norns, give him a break.
“Alright Loki” Mobius patted him on the back, “Go get yourself patched up, we’ll start in the morning.”
“The morning?” Loki asked unsure, “There are mornings here?”
Mobius just laughed.
“It’s figurative speech, look, I’ll take you to the doc’s Office myself” he mocked him, “I don’t want the entire department pitying you. You look awful.”
Loki just groaned as he followed him around the TVA facilities, as Mobius explained further how things worked. But by the time they arrived Loki realized how sore he really felt, all the adrenaline of the day’s event died down, making him realize how sore he was.
“Good luck in there” Mobius teased, “I’ll see if I stop by with a get-well balloon or something.”
And he left the god to his luck. Right in front of a door with a sleeping face. Loki simply scoffed and knocked on the door before opening. And he had to admit that the sight was quite welcoming.
The room was pleasantly warm and illuminated in calid light, and warmly decorated, with a big red couch and two matching red cushioned footstools, a shiny wooden table with a bowl of candy, a water dispenser and cups with a handmade paper sign that said: «make yourself at home 😊». And a desk in one of the corners, that had a cabinet full of what seemed to be medicaments, bandages, and ointments. It almost didn’t look like a place of healing, but then again, nothing in this place made sense.
Loki sat on the couch, resting his feet on the footstool and the ambience of the place added up to his soreness made evident how exhausted he truly was. As much as he wanted to keep his guard up, he started to doze off.
He didn’t know how he was asleep when he was woken up by the sound of the door clicking open. He sat up straight with his feet on the floor as a figured stepped in the room wearing a black outfit and a white lab coat with the TVA logo on the sewn in the chest pocket and holding a folder of papers.
“Okay Mobius what did you need me to— O-Oh… you’re…” you muttered, “you’re the Loki variant everyone’s talking about.”
“How long was I out?” Loki asked, “Who are you? What are you gonna do to me?”
“Ah… I don’t know. 5, maybe 15 minutes? Sorry I kept you waiting, Mobius dropped you in the middle of my break” you apologized, looking through the documents. “So, I take it, you are who needed help...? Mobius said I was needed here.”
“Of course, he did” he huffed.
“Well, yeah… Although I assumed one of the Minute-Men needed help” you said politely. “But I can help you if there’s something you need from me.”
“You could take me to the Time-Keepers, that’d pull a smile on my face” Loki snarled.
“I would if I could, but I’m not high-ranked to see them myself…” you apologized politely. “Now, I’d normally say take a seat, but I see you already did so just, make yourself comfortable again.”
Loki didn’t move, his body still tense as he remained wary of your presence. You simply sat on the free footstool looking at him with patience.
“Okay, I uh… I’m ashamed to admit I checked your file to try finding where you could you be injured,” you admitted, “but I think it’s better just asking so… does it hurt anywhere?”
Loki just chuckled ironically.
“No need for your pity.”
“Pity?” you chuckled, “Loki, it’s my job to care for others, that’s the TVA’s mission! If you want to get rid of me just help me help you and you’ll never have to deal with me again…”
Knowing that there was no point fighting he just sighed in defeat as he leaned back on the couch.
“Were doesn’t it hurt?” he joked.
“Right, your variance is after New York, it took you weeks to fully recover, twisted ankle, several cuts and big bruises all over, occasional broken ribs, I’m impressed you managed to wreak havoc in this state.” You explained, “But this… this is I have never seen.”
You reached to touch the bruise on his cheek, brushing lightly against his cheekbone.
“Ow! Stop that!” Loki protested at the touch. “This is not from New York! Your associate smacked me across the face when you stole me from the Timeline!”
“B-15 did this to you?!” you gasped in horror, “Oh she’s so gonna hear it from me when I see her! Look at this bruise!”
“I’m not sure what you expect from a punch that lasts half a minute” Loki protested.
“She slow-mo-ed you?” you smiled nervously, but his cold expression made it evident he had not found it half as amusing as you did. “Ahem, sorry.”
You stood up and walked to the cabinet and grabbed a couple of items, bandages, gauze, and a couple of bottles. And you returned to sit by his side, to make look at his face.
“Hold on a second, did you say occasional broken ribs? How does that work? Shouldn’t all wounds be the same?”
“Well… yes, and no…” you explained, “The body can react differently to the same kind of injury, like sometimes tripping down the stairs can bruise you, sometimes it won’t, creating minor variances, but not always enough to create a branch line, as long as they need keep with the flow of time. Unless the wound has a consequence, it’s not a variance, and you were locked up for a while to heal after this. And Asgardians are particularly resistant and heal on their own quite fast—”
“Then why am I here for?” he interrupted you.
“Well, I see no reason why we can’t give your body a little helping hand, or at least ease up the pain,” you offered “but I’m suspecting Mobius thought you could use a time out away from all of these, give you time to process everything.”
“Oh, so you and him are friends?” Loki scoffed. “You must be awfully close to let you stay here alone with me.”
“He’s a good friend, yes.” you admitted, “But this office is meant to be a safe space, everyone’s welcome if the need help. The infirmary is next door if your wounds were more severe.”
“So, what is this room?”
“A break room, to put it simply, but most of us come here to treat minor injuries, I usually help some of them” you shrugged. “That being said, I take it’d be alright if I checked for wounds? Given I’ll need you to open your jumpsuit and shirt.”
You waited patiently as Loki stared at you with curiosity, not completely following what was going on.
“You are allowed to call for an actual doctor or decline if you feel uncomfortable” you assured him.
“N-No... It’s” he licked his lips nervously, “It’s quite alright.”
He unbuttoned the jumpsuit and blue shirt, sliding the sleeves of his shirt as it uncovered down to his waist. Leaving his torso completely bare.
“Oh my...” you mumbled at the sight.
“What?” Loki asked amused, “enjoying the view?”
“I’m not gonna answer that,” you smiled, “we’re going off subject. Okay, I’ll start cleaning the open cuts, that good?”
“I suppose.”
You grabbed a little bottle and opened the cap, revealing a spray. Loki turned around so you could start with the wounds on his back.
“Okay, this is a sterilizer and disinfectant, it’ll clean the wounds, but it’s gonna sting” you warned him.
“Please, how bad can it AAAH!” he let out a yelp, arching his back and hissed in pain, it stung worse than he expected. “Careful!”
“I warned you it’d sting!” you smiled somewhat nervous, “I need you to be a bit tough for this.”
You began cleaning and disinfecting the wounds over his back. Loki winces through the pain. It does sting, but Loki bites his lip and remains silent, just watching you work. Your concern about him is making his defenses waver, and he doesn’t know how to feel about it. Your intentions seem so pure and genuine.
By the time you finished cleaning the cuts on his back he had grown accustomed to the treatment. And when you gave gently taps with the gauze he started relaxing again.
“Asgardian resistance never ceases to amaze me” you complimented him. “I’m impressed Hulk didn’t roughen you up more.”
“You’ve seen that?” Loki said feeling his face heat up in embarrassment.
“Well… yeah…” you smiled at the sight of the flustered god. “You’re the most famous variant at the TVA, studying your life is kind of a requirement for the best Hunters, and to be just a decent Analyst.”
“Great” Loki groaned.
While you moved to treat the cuts up his arm, your finger stroked his bicep making him jolt. He pulled back his arm, causing you looking at him confusedly for a few moments. You just stayed in silent for a couple of seconds when a scaringly mischievous smile.
“Sorry, I wasn’t trying to tickle you.”
“Nonsense, I’m not-”
“Loki...” you cut him off with a teasy grin, “Yeah you are.”
Loki just grumbled.
“How do you know—?”
“I’m an Analyst, and even if a Loki variant wasn’t our top priority, and like I said, studying your life is kind of a requirement to be just a decent Analyst.”
“Oh, and you’re a decent one?” he mocked you.
“I’d like to think so” you just smiled back, clearly unphased. “Where else does it hurt?”
Loki thought for a moment, despite he felt way worse earlier, even right now there wasn’t a single inch of his body that wasn’t sore.
“Everywhere…?” you asked gently.
“That’s… correct…” he sighed, leaning back on the couch, groaning in pain.
You reach to try and get a look on Loki’s torso, stopping with your hands above his abdomen.
“Would it be okay if I check?” you asked, tilting your head to point at him “I mean, I have to check you, but I don’t want to make you uncomfortable…”
This was a huge contrast from everyone else he had talked to in the TVA, everyone had been at least rude, manipulative, or cruel and straight up life-threatening at some point. But at most you had teased him, you seemed genuinely wanting to help, and for some unknown, unexplained reason didn’t feel threatened by you at all.
Loki hesitated, and then nodded. He moves over so you can reach all of his wounds.
“You should know that being touched by someone else is not an experience I give just anyone, but it is preferable to remaining injured.” He says, a bit of vulnerability creeps into Loki’s voice, a rare sight. “Do what you must, please.”
“Okay,” you smiled at him, “thank you for the trust.”
That last comment stirred up something within him, did he trust you? He had just met you but being thanked for it was oddly pleasant.
“Does it hurt particularity bad here?” you asked, prodding, and poking around, gently squeezing his sides and ribs.
Loki flinches at the prodding and poking but holds still. He’s clearly nervous about your actions, and his hands are tight fists in his lap.
“N-No…” he stuttered through gritted teeth.
Which would’ve been concerning had it not been fore the smile crawling up his lips.
“I guess that discards broken ribs” you smiled, biting back the urge to tease him.
“I take it I’m not as much as an odd variant?” Loki asked, and you shook your head. “Well, that’s a pity… I thought I was special.”
“Not special? I strongly differ. Asgardian speed to heal never ceases to amaze me, I mean look at this! A blast from Tony Stark’s repulsors, a fight with Thor, an explosive arrow from a flying vehicle, and Hulk just whacking you around like a ragdoll” you said excitedly. “And look, almost every sever injury is already healed on its own! It’s almost as if your body knows what to heal first based on how critical the injure is!”
You kept pressing, squeezing, and poking Loki around, fully fascinated pointing out how healthy he seemed, only making Loki flinch more, sometimes with pain, sometimes with what felt like tickles. He did his best to keep his composure but sooner than he realizes it, he is taking in a few quick, shallow breaths, biting back to stop himself from laughing.
You chuckle softly, standing up to grab something from the cabinet on the corner.
“So, being super ticklish is a Loki thing, huh?” you grinned, almost as if you were not trying to tease him at all, “Sorry, I’ve never been so close to a Loki before, this is a fascinating opportunity!”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“Well, usually the variants aren’t here for long…” you said sadly, “And I’m sad to say I’ve never been assigned to a case involving you so… Never got the chance to study the god of mischief firsthand…”
Under normal circumstances, Loki would have teased you, flirted with you just for the sake of embarrassing you, or just mocked you. But nothing of this situation was normal.
“How come?” Loki asked.
“Well… Loki variants are high rank cases,” you admitted “and it’s very had to climb your way to the top without leverage given there’s not much growth opportunity in here… So, I am assigned to safer cases… It’s good, but… there’s no… excitement…”
Then something clicked, the reason why Loki was sent to the break room and not the infirmary, why you treated his wounds rather than a doctor, why Mobius sent you to him, proving you could manage being with a Loki could help you rise through ranks. If you realized this as well, you didn’t show, you just seemed to focus on treating his wounds and studying.
“That sounds boring” Loki pointed out.
“It’s not so b… Aaah… No, boring is the right word!” you said with a newfound anger, “Do you know how few of us Analysts get to go into the field like Mobius and see the universe, while the rest of us are stuck here learning through document and video files?!”
“Look at the little mouse” Loki snickered, “I didn’t think you had it in you.”
“Wouldn’t you be angry in my place?” you complained.
“No, I would cause mischief and find a way out” Loki retorted with a cocky smirk. “Not that a goody-goody like you would know how...”
Loki smiled at the indignant look on your face as you returned to sit next to him. You huffed as you unscrewed the lid of tiny jar on your hands. As soon the lid came off, he got smacked in the face by the disgusting smell and his smiled disappeared.
“I’m gonna rub this on your bruises, it should help them heal faster, but it’s a bit smelly” you warned him to help him relax. But then a devilish smile appeared in your lips, “...although I doubt that will be the least of your concerns.”
Loki’s face takes on a look of mild panic as you grab the ointment. His breath quickens again, and his heart starts to beat quicker. Loki’s fingers wrap around the arm rest of the couch, clutching the cloth.
“I... N-no. I... don’t... Please don’t...” Loki tried reasoning with you, on the cusp of a nervous fit as he speaks.
“Don’t be a baby,” you smiled amusedly “it’s for your own good!”
You then proceed to gently rub circles the ointment in a bruise on his belly. Loki’s breath hitches. His body goes rigid as the ointment touches him. Loki is silent for a moment, until he lets out a tiny, surprised squeak. His cheeks look like tomatoes.
“You know, I’m considering staying here to tickle you for a while” you smiled as his giggling kept further slipping through his mouth.
“Y-y-y-you are awful!” he accuses you, though he has playful tone, rather than an offensive one.
Maybe this whole Time Variance Authority pantomime really was fun... just a little bit.
“I know, I know” you roll your eyes in amusement, “just take it like a big boy, you’re still badly bruised.”
You look up at him for a moment and smiles at his red faces and how poorly his containing his reactions.
“You can laugh you know? I won’t get mad at you as long as you let me patch you up” you mocked him, moving on to the next spot.
That teasy reassurance broke him. Maybe he found it funny, maybe it was that the new spot was below a particularly sensitive rib, or maybe he really wanted to take that opportunity to not have a lung bursting due to held back laughter. But the damn broke.
He lets out a small chuckle, just as you begin rubbing the ointment along another bruise. Loki’s body is again rigid, and he lets out a sharp breath as he does a final desperate attempt to keep himself together. But it proved too much, and he burst into bright bubbly laughter.
“Wahahait! Nohohot there!” he cackled.
The smile on your face grew bigger at his dorky laugh.
“Is that a smile?” you teased him “Is this all that takes to make the God of Mischief laugh, a few tickles?”
“You are a terrible nurse!” he cried, laughing a bit in spite of himself. “Thihihihihis is cruel!
“Wow, I knew being a drama king was just hard coded into you but... That was uncalled for, if I were a bad nurse, I’d do this—” You giggle as you use your other hand to tickle his armpit.
Loki jumped at the contact and let out an adorable yet incredibly undignified squeak. As he doubled over in laughter.
“AHHH! No! No! S-s-stop!” he squealed, “Stohohohohop!”
Loki tried to fight against his body’s response, but ever since he was a child his entire body collapsed when he was tickled, leaving him a maniac laughing mess, and perhaps… perhaps, he was having fun and he couldn’t stay serious even if he wanted to. He just collapsed against the couch laughing.
He probably couldn’t remember the last time someone tickled him, but he even then the list wasn’t longer than his brother and his parents when he was very little. And when said parents are both royalty and gods… well, the list pretty much reduced to Thor.
And deep down, he missed it, after all that had been happening. This silly thing was the most relaxing thing he’d experienced in a while. It made him feel… playful.
“Imagine how much faster New York would’ve been if the Avenger had just ti— EEEEK! Lohohohoki!”
Before you could finish that sentence, Loki had latched onto your sides and he squeezed, making you burst into giggles.
“I’m sorry little Analyst, that’s what you get for underestimating the God of Mis— ehehehe hehey!”
And almost as if you weren’t two adults in the office of a universal scale organization you had unleashed a tickle fight just like any pair of children in a playfield.
“Gihihive up Loki, Ihihihi know ahahahall your tickle spots” you giggled you kneaded his hipbones, making him holler.
“Dohohon’t be so suhuhure! Ihihi I’m stihihihihill stronger thahahan youhuhu!” he cried, pinching over your ribs.
“Dohohoho our worst!” you squealed defiantly.
“Ohoho... I intend to” Loki chuckled, as he pulled you to his lap so he could claw and wiggle his fingers against your stomach.
“Ehehe— hey!” you whined, kicking your legs as he tickled you. “Stohohop it!”
“Mmm, no I don’t feel like stopping” Loki purred against your ear. “Maybe I’ll tickle you until you go mad.”
“Ohoho yeah?!” you laughed as you used the closeness to squeeze his kneecap.
He barked out a laugh as you had gone to attack his legs, squeezing his knees, or scribbling your fingers underneath them. It made him want to just surrender, but a stubborn one he was, and it made him double over on effort. Poking and prodding all over your torso trying to find a bad spot.
And it made you laugh for sure, but not stop you. His damn prisoner jumpsuit was still wide open, exposing his stomach for your fingernails to gently scratch all over it.
“Stohohohop thahahat or I— Ahahaha w-wait wahahahait!” he laughed.
Being objective, it made it an even fight, you were in your element, based on your performance you probably knew every ticklish spot on his body and your clothes were more protection that his while he despite having the strength wasn’t used to any of not having his magic, or this place, so he just clumsily tried fight back.
“Cuhuhut it ouhuhut!” you squeaked.
“You cuhuhut it out!” he complained as he wiggled his fingers against your sides, drilling his fingers against them.
It proved more effective because your squirming became more violent. And before he noticed you had both tumbled down to the floor. Despite that indirectly announced the end of that, the absurdity of the whole situation was enough to make you both laugh again.
“Alright, alright, that was fun, but I really need you to let me finish patching you up” you scolded him playfully as you helped him to his feet.
“Fine” he smiled, as he sat back on the couch “I must admit, I didn’t expect anyone here to know the meaning of fun.”
You smiled and rolled your eyes, not dignifying that with a response.
“I’ll be careful to try tickling you the least possible” you offered.
You refocused on rubbing the ointment on his bruises, which still very much tickled but not intentionally. Loki kept laughing and smiling with barely any restraint now. But in your defense, you had kept your word and it was bearable enough to keep a conversation with only an interrupting gasp or snicker here and there. He even complied rolling the pants’ leg to treat the most of his injuries from his ankles and legs.
You kept chatting with him, at first trying to make small talk, asking him about basic stuff like his thoughts on the building and dull topics, that sooner than later turned to events on Loki’s life. Going on about his sabotaging acts against humanity throughout history.
“… Okay, okay! But how did you keep convincing Switzerland to keep invading Liechtenstein?”
“Simple darling,” he bragged, “give them a —ehehe— give them enough time to forget, and make soldier get lost– hehe... enough.”
“But out of all the Realms what did you have against earth?” you chuckled. “You seemed to always pick on them quite a lot.”
“Surely you’d do the same to the planet the popularized the myth that you screwed a horse” Loki excused himself.
“Aww, no they didn’t” you grinned, “the horse did you, or should I remind who was the mother?”
Loki let out an undignified gasp as you burst out laughing.
“Oh, that’s low, even for a time bureaucrat” Loki said, with a smile he found himself incapable of suppressing.
He wouldn’t be caught dead saying it, but he actually liked this side of you, you seemed much less stiff than when you arrived, and… it was cute. Your nose scrunched up and your shoulders bounced at the pace of that stupidly self-satisfied laugh.
Who knows how long you two went on like this, often forgetting that you were here to cure him and just immersing in the conversation. And still… before he noticed, you had finished and were buttoning up his jumpsuit.
“There, it wasn’t so bad, was it?” you teased him.
The person now sitting before him seemed completely different to who walked in. More relaxed, witty, sarcastic, and funny.
“You are the worst nurse...” he grumbled, but there’s a clear note of pleasure in his voice.
“Ohoho... You just love getting yourself in trouble, your majesty” you gave him a last tickle on side before standing up. “Now all you need is time to heal.”
Loki stares up at your, breathing heavily after your last tickling. He’s still trying to keep a straight face when he speaks but it’s impossible. He lets out a tiny breathless laugh, and he sits up fully, and his head just drops back into the couch in mild exhaustion. His breath speeds up a bit and the smile on his face turns into a wide, toothy grin.
“Yes, doctor” he smiled cockily.
“I’ll bring you a clean uniform so you can take a shower and freshen up.” You said as you walked to the door, “You should be a… large, given how tall you are…” you offered gently. “You rest for a bit. I’ll take care of it.”
The way your hospitality moved him was scary. But Loki’s temper just subdued.
“I... thank you...” he said, almost in a whisper, “for everything.”
You looked at him. And for a moment, Loki would’ve sworn something in your gaze faltered, it looked almost regretful. But it vanished to that warm inviting smile you had earlier.
“Welcome to the TVA” you smiled.
It had been a very interesting day, days? His invasion to the Earth had been foiled and he was just about to be taken for what seemed to be a likely execution in Asgard when the Tesseract landed on his feet and what seemed to be a perfect escape ended up in a whole new world of trouble.
Sacred-Timelines, Variants, a Time Police, Space Lizard Gods that decided the flow of time, no magic, his entire life being a failure, him being destined to die by Thanos hands had just been the opener. And another variant of him going after them making Loki their best shot at catching him... Norns, give him a break.
“Alright Loki” Mobius patted him on the back, “Go get yourself patched up, we’ll start in the morning.”
“The morning?” Loki asked unsure, “There are mornings here?”
Mobius just laughed.
“It’s figurative speech, look, I’ll take you to the doc’s Office myself” he mocked him, “I don’t want the entire department pitying you. You look awful.”
Loki just groaned as he followed him around the TVA facilities, as Mobius explained further how things worked. But by the time they arrived Loki realized how sore he really felt, all the adrenaline of the day’s event died down, making him realize how sore he was.
“Good luck in there” Mobius teased, “I’ll see if I stop by with a get-well balloon or something.”
And he left the god to his luck. Right in front of a door with a sleeping face. Loki simply scoffed and knocked on the door before opening. And he had to admit that the sight was quite welcoming.
The room was pleasantly warm and illuminated in calid light, and warmly decorated, with a big red couch and two matching red cushioned footstools, a shiny wooden table with a bowl of candy, a water dispenser and cups with a handmade paper sign that said: «make yourself at home 😊». And a desk in one of the corners, that had a cabinet full of what seemed to be medicaments, bandages, and ointments. It almost didn’t look like a place of healing, but then again, nothing in this place made sense.
Loki sat on the couch, resting his feet on the footstool and the ambience of the place added up to his soreness made evident how exhausted he truly was. As much as he wanted to keep his guard up, he started to doze off.
He didn’t know how he was asleep when he was woken up by the sound of the door clicking open. He sat up straight with his feet on the floor as a figured stepped in the room wearing a black outfit and a white lab coat with the TVA logo on the sewn in the chest pocket and holding a folder of papers.
“Okay Mobius what did you need me to— O-Oh… you’re…” you muttered, “you’re the Loki variant everyone’s talking about.”
“How long was I out?” Loki asked, “Who are you? What are you gonna do to me?”
“Ah… I don’t know. 5, maybe 15 minutes? Sorry I kept you waiting, Mobius dropped you in the middle of my break” you apologized, looking through the documents. “So, I take it, you are who needed help...? Mobius said I was needed here.”
“Of course, he did” he huffed.
“Well, yeah… Although I assumed one of the Minute-Men needed help” you said politely. “But I can help you if there’s something you need from me.”
“You could take me to the Time-Keepers, that’d pull a smile on my face” Loki snarled.
“I would if I could, but I’m not high-ranked to see them myself…” you apologized politely. “Now, I’d normally say take a seat, but I see you already did so just, make yourself comfortable again.”
Loki didn’t move, his body still tense as he remained wary of your presence. You simply sat on the free footstool looking at him with patience.
“Okay, I uh… I’m ashamed to admit I checked your file to try finding where you could you be injured,” you admitted, “but I think it’s better just asking so… does it hurt anywhere?”
Loki just chuckled ironically.
“No need for your pity.”
“Pity?” you chuckled, “Loki, it’s my job to care for others, that’s the TVA’s mission! If you want to get rid of me just help me help you and you’ll never have to deal with me again…”
Knowing that there was no point fighting he just sighed in defeat as he leaned back on the couch.
“Were doesn’t it hurt?” he joked.
“Right, your variance is after New York, it took you weeks to fully recover, twisted ankle, several cuts and big bruises all over, occasional broken ribs, I’m impressed you managed to wreak havoc in this state.” You explained, “But this… this is I have never seen.”
You reached to touch the bruise on his cheek, brushing lightly against his cheekbone.
“Ow! Stop that!” Loki protested at the touch. “This is not from New York! Your associate smacked me across the face when you stole me from the Timeline!”
“B-15 did this to you?!” you gasped in horror, “Oh she’s so gonna hear it from me when I see her! Look at this bruise!”
“I’m not sure what you expect from a punch that lasts half a minute” Loki protested.
“She slow-mo-ed you?” you smiled nervously, but his cold expression made it evident he had not found it half as amusing as you did. “Ahem, sorry.”
You stood up and walked to the cabinet and grabbed a couple of items, bandages, gauze, and a couple of bottles. And you returned to sit by his side, to make look at his face.
“Hold on a second, did you say occasional broken ribs? How does that work? Shouldn’t all wounds be the same?”
“Well… yes, and no…” you explained, “The body can react differently to the same kind of injury, like sometimes tripping down the stairs can bruise you, sometimes it won’t, creating minor variances, but not always enough to create a branch line, as long as they need keep with the flow of time. Unless the wound has a consequence, it’s not a variance, and you were locked up for a while to heal after this. And Asgardians are particularly resistant and heal on their own quite fast—”
“Then why am I here for?” he interrupted you.
“Well, I see no reason why we can’t give your body a little helping hand, or at least ease up the pain,” you offered “but I’m suspecting Mobius thought you could use a time out away from all of these, give you time to process everything.”
“Oh, so you and him are friends?” Loki scoffed. “You must be awfully close to let you stay here alone with me.”
“He’s a good friend, yes.” you admitted, “But this office is meant to be a safe space, everyone’s welcome if the need help. The infirmary is next door if your wounds were more severe.”
“So, what is this room?”
“A break room, to put it simply, but most of us come here to treat minor injuries, I usually help some of them” you shrugged. “That being said, I take it’d be alright if I checked for wounds? Given I’ll need you to open your jumpsuit and shirt.”
You waited patiently as Loki stared at you with curiosity, not completely following what was going on.
“You are allowed to call for an actual doctor or decline if you feel uncomfortable” you assured him.
“N-No... It’s” he licked his lips nervously, “It’s quite alright.”
He unbuttoned the jumpsuit and blue shirt, sliding the sleeves of his shirt as it uncovered down to his waist. Leaving his torso completely bare.
“Oh my...” you mumbled at the sight.
“What?” Loki asked amused, “enjoying the view?”
“I’m not gonna answer that,” you smiled, “we’re going off subject. Okay, I’ll start cleaning the open cuts, that good?”
“I suppose.”
You grabbed a little bottle and opened the cap, revealing a spray. Loki turned around so you could start with the wounds on his back.
“Okay, this is a sterilizer and disinfectant, it’ll clean the wounds, but it’s gonna sting” you warned him.
“Please, how bad can it AAAH!” he let out a yelp, arching his back and hissed in pain, it stung worse than he expected. “Careful!”
“I warned you it’d sting!” you smiled somewhat nervous, “I need you to be a bit tough for this.”
You began cleaning and disinfecting the wounds over his back. Loki winces through the pain. It does sting, but Loki bites his lip and remains silent, just watching you work. Your concern about him is making his defenses waver, and he doesn’t know how to feel about it. Your intentions seem so pure and genuine.
By the time you finished cleaning the cuts on his back he had grown accustomed to the treatment. And when you gave gently taps with the gauze he started relaxing again.
“Asgardian resistance never ceases to amaze me” you complimented him. “I’m impressed Hulk didn’t roughen you up more.”
“You’ve seen that?” Loki said feeling his face heat up in embarrassment.
“Well… yeah…” you smiled at the sight of the flustered god. “You’re the most famous variant at the TVA, studying your life is kind of a requirement for the best Hunters, and to be just a decent Analyst.”
“Great” Loki groaned.
While you moved to treat the cuts up his arm, your finger stroked his bicep making him jolt. He pulled back his arm, causing you looking at him confusedly for a few moments. You just stayed in silent for a couple of seconds when a scaringly mischievous smile.
“Sorry, I wasn’t trying to tickle you.”
“Nonsense, I’m not-”
“Loki...” you cut him off with a teasy grin, “Yeah you are.”
Loki just grumbled.
“How do you know—?”
“I’m an Analyst, and even if a Loki variant wasn’t our top priority, and like I said, studying your life is kind of a requirement to be just a decent Analyst.”
“Oh, and you’re a decent one?” he mocked you.
“I’d like to think so” you just smiled back, clearly unphased. “Where else does it hurt?”
Loki thought for a moment, despite he felt way worse earlier, even right now there wasn’t a single inch of his body that wasn’t sore.
“Everywhere…?” you asked gently.
“That’s… correct…” he sighed, leaning back on the couch, groaning in pain.
You reach to try and get a look on Loki’s torso, stopping with your hands above his abdomen.
“Would it be okay if I check?” you asked, tilting your head to point at him “I mean, I have to check you, but I don’t want to make you uncomfortable…”
This was a huge contrast from everyone else he had talked to in the TVA, everyone had been at least rude, manipulative, or cruel and straight up life-threatening at some point. But at most you had teased him, you seemed genuinely wanting to help, and for some unknown, unexplained reason didn’t feel threatened by you at all.
Loki hesitated, and then nodded. He moves over so you can reach all of his wounds.
“You should know that being touched by someone else is not an experience I give just anyone, but it is preferable to remaining injured.” He says, a bit of vulnerability creeps into Loki’s voice, a rare sight. “Do what you must, please.”
“Okay,” you smiled at him, “thank you for the trust.”
That last comment stirred up something within him, did he trust you? He had just met you but being thanked for it was oddly pleasant.
“Does it hurt particularity bad here?” you asked, prodding, and poking around, gently squeezing his sides and ribs.
Loki flinches at the prodding and poking but holds still. He’s clearly nervous about your actions, and his hands are tight fists in his lap.
“N-No…” he stuttered through gritted teeth.
Which would’ve been concerning had it not been fore the smile crawling up his lips.
“I guess that discards broken ribs” you smiled, biting back the urge to tease him.
“I take it I’m not as much as an odd variant?” Loki asked, and you shook your head. “Well, that’s a pity… I thought I was special.”
“Not special? I strongly differ. Asgardian speed to heal never ceases to amaze me, I mean look at this! A blast from Tony Stark’s repulsors, a fight with Thor, an explosive arrow from a flying vehicle, and Hulk just whacking you around like a ragdoll” you said excitedly. “And look, almost every sever injury is already healed on its own! It’s almost as if your body knows what to heal first based on how critical the injure is!”
You kept pressing, squeezing, and poking Loki around, fully fascinated pointing out how healthy he seemed, only making Loki flinch more, sometimes with pain, sometimes with what felt like tickles. He did his best to keep his composure but sooner than he realizes it, he is taking in a few quick, shallow breaths, biting back to stop himself from laughing.
You chuckle softly, standing up to grab something from the cabinet on the corner.
“So, being super ticklish is a Loki thing, huh?” you grinned, almost as if you were not trying to tease him at all, “Sorry, I’ve never been so close to a Loki before, this is a fascinating opportunity!”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
“Well, usually the variants aren’t here for long…” you said sadly, “And I’m sad to say I’ve never been assigned to a case involving you so… Never got the chance to study the god of mischief firsthand…”
Under normal circumstances, Loki would have teased you, flirted with you just for the sake of embarrassing you, or just mocked you. But nothing of this situation was normal.
“How come?” Loki asked.
“Well… Loki variants are high rank cases,” you admitted “and it’s very had to climb your way to the top without leverage given there’s not much growth opportunity in here… So, I am assigned to safer cases… It’s good, but… there’s no… excitement…”
Then something clicked, the reason why Loki was sent to the break room and not the infirmary, why you treated his wounds rather than a doctor, why Mobius sent you to him, proving you could manage being with a Loki could help you rise through ranks. If you realized this as well, you didn’t show, you just seemed to focus on treating his wounds and studying.
“That sounds boring” Loki pointed out.
“It’s not so b… Aaah… No, boring is the right word!” you said with a newfound anger, “Do you know how few of us Analysts get to go into the field like Mobius and see the universe, while the rest of us are stuck here learning through document and video files?!”
“Look at the little mouse” Loki snickered, “I didn’t think you had it in you.”
“Wouldn’t you be angry in my place?” you complained.
“No, I would cause mischief and find a way out” Loki retorted with a cocky smirk. “Not that a goody-goody like you would know how...”
Loki smiled at the indignant look on your face as you returned to sit next to him. You huffed as you unscrewed the lid of tiny jar on your hands. As soon the lid came off, he got smacked in the face by the disgusting smell and his smiled disappeared.
“I’m gonna rub this on your bruises, it should help them heal faster, but it’s a bit smelly” you warned him to help him relax. But then a devilish smile appeared in your lips, “...although I doubt that will be the least of your concerns.”
Loki’s face takes on a look of mild panic as you grab the ointment. His breath quickens again, and his heart starts to beat quicker. Loki’s fingers wrap around the arm rest of the couch, clutching the cloth.
“I... N-no. I... don’t... Please don’t...” Loki tried reasoning with you, on the cusp of a nervous fit as he speaks.
“Don’t be a baby,” you smiled amusedly “it’s for your own good!”
You then proceed to gently rub circles the ointment in a bruise on his belly. Loki’s breath hitches. His body goes rigid as the ointment touches him. Loki is silent for a moment, until he lets out a tiny, surprised squeak. His cheeks look like tomatoes.
“You know, I’m considering staying here to tickle you for a while” you smiled as his giggling kept further slipping through his mouth.
“Y-y-y-you are awful!” he accuses you, though he has playful tone, rather than an offensive one.
Maybe this whole Time Variance Authority pantomime really was fun... just a little bit.
“I know, I know” you roll your eyes in amusement, “just take it like a big boy, you’re still badly bruised.”
You look up at him for a moment and smiles at his red faces and how poorly his containing his reactions.
“You can laugh you know? I won’t get mad at you as long as you let me patch you up” you mocked him, moving on to the next spot.
That teasy reassurance broke him. Maybe he found it funny, maybe it was that the new spot was below a particularly sensitive rib, or maybe he really wanted to take that opportunity to not have a lung bursting due to held back laughter. But the damn broke.
He lets out a small chuckle, just as you begin rubbing the ointment along another bruise. Loki’s body is again rigid, and he lets out a sharp breath as he does a final desperate attempt to keep himself together. But it proved too much, and he burst into bright bubbly laughter.
“Wahahait! Nohohot there!” he cackled.
The smile on your face grew bigger at his dorky laugh.
“Is that a smile?” you teased him “Is this all that takes to make the God of Mischief laugh, a few tickles?”
“You are a terrible nurse!” he cried, laughing a bit in spite of himself. “Thihihihihis is cruel!
“Wow, I knew being a drama king was just hard coded into you but... That was uncalled for, if I were a bad nurse, I’d do this—” You giggle as you use your other hand to tickle his armpit.
Loki jumped at the contact and let out an adorable yet incredibly undignified squeak. As he doubled over in laughter.
“AHHH! No! No! S-s-stop!” he squealed, “Stohohohohop!”
Loki tried to fight against his body’s response, but ever since he was a child his entire body collapsed when he was tickled, leaving him a maniac laughing mess, and perhaps… perhaps, he was having fun and he couldn’t stay serious even if he wanted to. He just collapsed against the couch laughing.
He probably couldn’t remember the last time someone tickled him, but he even then the list wasn’t longer than his brother and his parents when he was very little. And when said parents are both royalty and gods… well, the list pretty much reduced to Thor.
And deep down, he missed it, after all that had been happening. This silly thing was the most relaxing thing he’d experienced in a while. It made him feel… playful.
“Imagine how much faster New York would’ve been if the Avenger had just ti— EEEEK! Lohohohoki!”
Before you could finish that sentence, Loki had latched onto your sides and he squeezed, making you burst into giggles.
“I’m sorry little Analyst, that’s what you get for underestimating the God of Mis— ehehehe hehey!”
And almost as if you weren’t two adults in the office of a universal scale organization you had unleashed a tickle fight just like any pair of children in a playfield.
“Gihihive up Loki, Ihihihi know ahahahall your tickle spots” you giggled you kneaded his hipbones, making him holler.
“Dohohon’t be so suhuhure! Ihihi I’m stihihihihill stronger thahahan youhuhu!” he cried, pinching over your ribs.
“Dohohoho our worst!” you squealed defiantly.
“Ohoho... I intend to” Loki chuckled, as he pulled you to his lap so he could claw and wiggle his fingers against your stomach.
“Ehehe— hey!” you whined, kicking your legs as he tickled you. “Stohohop it!”
“Mmm, no I don’t feel like stopping” Loki purred against your ear. “Maybe I’ll tickle you until you go mad.”
“Ohoho yeah?!” you laughed as you used the closeness to squeeze his kneecap.
He barked out a laugh as you had gone to attack his legs, squeezing his knees, or scribbling your fingers underneath them. It made him want to just surrender, but a stubborn one he was, and it made him double over on effort. Poking and prodding all over your torso trying to find a bad spot.
And it made you laugh for sure, but not stop you. His damn prisoner jumpsuit was still wide open, exposing his stomach for your fingernails to gently scratch all over it.
“Stohohohop thahahat or I— Ahahaha w-wait wahahahait!” he laughed.
Being objective, it made it an even fight, you were in your element, based on your performance you probably knew every ticklish spot on his body and your clothes were more protection that his while he despite having the strength wasn’t used to any of not having his magic, or this place, so he just clumsily tried fight back.
“Cuhuhut it ouhuhut!” you squeaked.
“You cuhuhut it out!” he complained as he wiggled his fingers against your sides, drilling his fingers against them.
It proved more effective because your squirming became more violent. And before he noticed you had both tumbled down to the floor. Despite that indirectly announced the end of that, the absurdity of the whole situation was enough to make you both laugh again.
“Alright, alright, that was fun, but I really need you to let me finish patching you up” you scolded him playfully as you helped him to his feet.
“Fine” he smiled, as he sat back on the couch “I must admit, I didn’t expect anyone here to know the meaning of fun.”
You smiled and rolled your eyes, not dignifying that with a response.
“I’ll be careful to try tickling you the least possible” you offered.
You refocused on rubbing the ointment on his bruises, which still very much tickled but not intentionally. Loki kept laughing and smiling with barely any restraint now. But in your defense, you had kept your word and it was bearable enough to keep a conversation with only an interrupting gasp or snicker here and there. He even complied rolling the pants’ leg to treat the most of his injuries from his ankles and legs.
You kept chatting with him, at first trying to make small talk, asking him about basic stuff like his thoughts on the building and dull topics, that sooner than later turned to events on Loki’s life. Going on about his sabotaging acts against humanity throughout history.
“… Okay, okay! But how did you keep convincing Switzerland to keep invading Liechtenstein?”
“Simple darling,” he bragged, “give them a —ehehe— give them enough time to forget, and make soldier get lost– hehe... enough.”
“But out of all the Realms what did you have against earth?” you chuckled. “You seemed to always pick on them quite a lot.”
“Surely you’d do the same to the planet the popularized the myth that you screwed a horse” Loki excused himself.
“Aww, no they didn’t” you grinned, “the horse did you, or should I remind who was the mother?”
Loki let out an undignified gasp as you burst out laughing.
“Oh, that’s low, even for a time bureaucrat” Loki said, with a smile he found himself incapable of suppressing.
He wouldn’t be caught dead saying it, but he actually liked this side of you, you seemed much less stiff than when you arrived, and… it was cute. Your nose scrunched up and your shoulders bounced at the pace of that stupidly self-satisfied laugh.
Who knows how long you two went on like this, often forgetting that you were here to cure him and just immersing in the conversation. And still… before he noticed, you had finished and were buttoning up his jumpsuit.
“There, it wasn’t so bad, was it?” you teased him.
The person now sitting before him seemed completely different to who walked in. More relaxed, witty, sarcastic, and funny.
“You are the worst nurse...” he grumbled, but there’s a clear note of pleasure in his voice.
“Ohoho... You just love getting yourself in trouble, your majesty” you gave him a last tickle on side before standing up. “Now all you need is time to heal.”
Loki stares up at your, breathing heavily after your last tickling. He’s still trying to keep a straight face when he speaks but it’s impossible. He lets out a tiny breathless laugh, and he sits up fully, and his head just drops back into the couch in mild exhaustion. His breath speeds up a bit and the smile on his face turns into a wide, toothy grin.
“Yes, doctor” he smiled cockily.
“I’ll bring you a clean uniform so you can take a shower and freshen up.” You said as you walked to the door, “You should be a… large, given how tall you are…” you offered gently. “You rest for a bit. I’ll take care of it.”
The way your hospitality moved him was scary. But Loki’s temper just subdued.
“I... thank you...” he said, almost in a whisper, “for everything.”
You looked at him. And for a moment, Loki would’ve sworn something in your gaze faltered, it looked almost regretful. But it vanished to that warm inviting smile you had earlier.
“Welcome to the TVA” you smiled.
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Heyo y'all! SO I made a decision to do a lot of writing alongside art, as the way I started with this kinda,, was very draining for me!! SO without further ado, the part got a little long so under the cut it goes!
The howling of the blizzard slowly fades away as the ragtag trio make their way into the cave. The light from the outside gets dimmer and dimmer, leaving them in the damp, chilly darkness. "So... whats our game plan here?" All eyes turned to the two glowing white pinpricks in the darkness. They flitted out of existence and reappeared as Egg blinked. "Can you not do that? It's.. creepy." The Mew shuffled in the darkness, cuddled up in the dirty labcoat they ended up stealing from Cole. "Do what?" it yawned blearily, flicking it's tail, not that anyone could see it. "Your eyes- they're just. Glowing. It's freaky." The two went back and forth about creepy caves, being tired, and glowing eyes for a bit, right up until they bumped directly into an obstacle. A.. strangely warm and fuzzy obstacle. "Is.. this some kind of cave moss?" The fuzzy wall began to shift, and tiny sparks of flame lit up the darkness. Several balls of flame appeared in the air, floating around the area and illuminating the cave. It became Very apparent the three had run into a pack of Arcanine, who were not happy to have been woken up. Egg, Cole, and Cheese all began to back up slowly, staring wide eyed at the large dog Pokemon. "We should probably go-" Several barks echoed through the cave, bouncing off the walls and ceiling, surrounding the three in a cacophony of noise and flame. Within seconds the pack had them surrounded, growling and nipping at them when they moved even slightly. "I don't suppose they'll let us go?" "Does the growling suggest they will??? Or perhaps is it the jaws snapping that screams 'mercy' to you?" Cheese shot a glare at the purple Mew. "They're Pokemon right? You're a Pokemon too, just. Talk with them or something." "Yeah okay, like they'll listen to me-" All at once, the growling stopped, leaving only the sound of crackling pyre. The circle around them parted as a very large Arcanine with several scars on it's face stepped towards them. "Why are you here." she growled menacingly, showing off her numerous fiery teeth. She seemed ready to rip them to shreds at a seconds notice.
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The three could only stare as the huge dog impatiently waited for an answer. After what felt like forever, Cole finally spoke. "Ah- I'm sorry. We didn't mean to disturb you or your family, we were lost and caught in a blizzard. We didn't know anyone was in here- we just escaped from somewhere and needed a place to stay." The scarred Pokemon paused for a moment, thinking this over. "How odd. You aren't here to hunt us then?" she pondered aloud. Cole vigorously shook their head in response.
The blaze in her mouth puttered out swiftly as she approached, deeply sniffing the human. "You smell of chemicals and.. like an old friend. You lack the necessary tools to capture us. What a strange creature. I believe your story." The fires in the air dimmed down to a cozy glow as the ring of Arcanine relaxed around them, and calmly dispersed. Growlithe could be seen a few paces deeper into the cave, huddled into a puppy pile. "You may stay here until the blizzard calms down. If you truly are lost, then I know a dear friend who may be able to help. If you are lying, I'm sure you know the consequences." She punctuated her declaration with the snapping of her teeth. The regal leader stepped back and padded over to her pack, turning around a few times before laying down once more. "That was... terrifying." said Egg, who was quivering and balled up as far as they could go into the labcoat. "How did you know what to say? I thought we were dead meat when you started talking." Cheese hissed out, still scrambling for their breath. "I... don't know, I think she just wanted to make sure we weren't a threat I guess? In any case she said we could stay until its safer outside... so I guess it all worked out." Cheese stared at Cole like they had grown a second head. "Okay.. I'm not going to ask how you know that. As long as we aren't dog food or freezing." Cole scooted over and picked up Egg, pulling both of the Pokemon towards the heap of sleepy fur. They propped themself up against a wall close the pack of Pokemon, holding Egg close to their chest. Cheese decided to curl up right next to them, shutting their eyes and slowing their breathing. Eventually Cole drifted off into an uneasy sleep, lulled by the warmth of the cave and the soft, rhythmic breathing the Pokemon nearby.
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Hi I’m so obsessed with your writing to the point it’s unhealthy🤤❤️ , can I ask you to do please hannibal with an s/o who has covid-19 and had to be isolated due to quarantine. But like with their friend and that friend hannibal hates and jealous of
An: Thank you for bearing with me while this took so long. It's been a crazy few weeks and I have like 6 stories I'm writing that I had to catch up on. But I adore this idea. I kinda want the whole enemy vibe with Hannibal rn, so congrats, I'm your friend now, lol
Quarantine Quarrel:
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Work had been rough on you for the past couple of weeks. You'd worked yourself to the bone, and what did you get for it? Yelled at by your boss for getting sick, when it was a customer's fault in the first place. The woman refused t wear a mask, and you tried to get her to put it on, but she refused to leave. And now you were paying the price for it. You hated your job.
So now you had to stay home, which would have been fine and all, but two weeks of isolation wasn't good for anyone. But hey, at least you had your roommate. They were kind, just a little bit of a goofball. But they were sick too, so neither of you could really leave the house for necessities.
"Fang, it's too hot in here!" You whined from your bedroom.
You heard a soft chuckle as your door was pushed open.
"Well maybe if you took the fan out of the box that I got you..."
"Yeah, yeah, you were right, can you do it for me?"
"Only because I love you."
They got to work unboxing your fan and putting it together to the best of their ability. You frowned when they left the room, but they came back with a cold washcloth and placed it on your head.
"Shoot me a text when that gets warm if you want to cool off faster you can put it on the back of your neck."
"How are you so good at this?"
"Hello, you're talking to the resident sick kid, being horribly ill is kinda my only skill." They joked. "Get some rest, your not going to beat this by fighting it. And the longer you're sick with covid, the less I can hang out around you."
"I know, I miss movie night."
"Maybe if we sit on opposite ends of the living room..."
They closed the door behind them and sauntered off to their own room for a nap. You were both woken a few hours later by a gentle knock on the door. Fang watched you peek your head out of your room, and you looked miserable.
"I've got it, you just stay over there with your germs."
You stuck your tongue out at them, before breaking into a coughing fit that made them frown.
"Very mature."
"You love me and my germs." They rolled their eyes before moving to answer the door.
"Look, if you're here for Y/N, they're very sick," they stated.
Nobody ever came to the apartment for them, so it was unlikely someone would start now. They finally looked up to see who it was, but they didn't really need to. The Armani loafers were more than enough to tell them who it was.
"Hello, Hannibal."
Hannibal knew t was rude, but he chose not to acknowledge their hello, it wasn't genuine anyway.
"I am aware of that, Frances, that's why I brought soup and mediation."
He lifted the neatly packed reusable bag for emphasis. He didn't need to ask to come in, because they just stepped aside. They knew you would be mad if they slammed the door in his face. Hannibal swiftly made his way to the kitchen and began unpacking. They watched curiously.
"You know, when most people say they brought soup, they've already made it beforehand."
"It will taste better fresh, not that you know much about taste."
"At least I dont week tacky overpriced Italian loafer in someone else's house. Isn't your whole stick like, heating the rude or some bullshit, take your shoes off, my guy."
"I'm not 'your guy', I wasn't aware that was a rule Y/N cared about."
He stepped away from the food and began to take off his shoes.
"Yeah well, we're trying to cut down on outside germs. Considering you stomp around at crime scenes all day, I'm sure your shoes aren't the cleanest."
He growled under his breath at this.
"I'm quite positive I've seen William in here with his boots on."
They scoffed and left the kitchen, not wanting to be in his presence anymore. They knocked on your door and opened it when you gave a groan in response.
"Your lovesick savant is here." they teased.
Your eyes light up in a way they hadn't seen all week. You rolled your eyes.
"Hey, hey, what's with the enthusiastic get-up, you're still sick, Take it slow, I'm sure he's not leaving even if I want him to."
"Why do you hate him?" "I dont. He hates me. I'm just reciprocating."
It was your turn to let out a dry laugh.
"You, you smell like my grandmother's left toe, you go shower, He's making you soup so he'll be distracted in the kitchen."
"I do not smell that-" You took a whiff of yourself and cringed, "ok maybe I do."
"I'll toss the sheets in the wash since you now have this miraculous strength to get out of bed." they laughed.
"You're the best."
"I know. And I'll try to play nice while he's here. Our bickering might give you a headache."
"'I'd-" "Give me a hug if it weren't for my shit immune system... I know. Now go get cleaned up."
As you showered, they cleaned up the room a bit and left a glass of ice water on your nightstand. Before going back into the living room and watching Hanibal finish cooking.
"Don't suppose I'll be able to have any soup."
"It would be rude not to offer any. You're sick too after all."
"I'm always sick."
"Then consider this a special occasion."
"Oh I will don't worry, I'll take it to my room. You and Y/N will have your alone time. Though I'll tell you, they aren't as well off as they'll pretend to be. That's all for your sake."
He sighed heavily.
"I've asked them to stop doing that, it's a-" "Trauma response, I know. Nobody's friends with me unless they're a little screwy in the brain box. Try harder. I know they aren't your patient, but you do pretend to care about them."
"Do not presume I'm pretending."
They chuckled.
"Oh dear god, the doctors actually fell in love. How cute, is this whole house husband act just a glimpse into their future?"
"Why are you so bitter? Nobody ever fell in love with you?"
"I'm not your patient Doctor Lecter, do not psychoanalyse me. I'm not bitter, I'm protective. They're my only friend, and if you hurt them..." They pulled him close by the colour, "You're going to end up more deranged than one of your little victims. Because unlike you, I don't aim to kill, just maim. Like what you've been slowly doing to poor Willam over the years."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"For a manipulative bastard, you're a shit liar." They sighed. "That's how I know you love them, and I won't breathe a word of it to anyone. It would break them if they found out, at least if they weren't eased into it. But Hurt them, your little escapades as the ripper will be a distant memory."
"Noted."
You turned to the side,
"Welcome to the land of the living." You joked.
They cleaned up nice for barely having been able to keep down food the past few days. The look in Hannibal's eyes told Fang everything they needed to know. Hannibal really did love you, and it wasn't some sick obsession.
"You too kids have fun. Text me if you need anything." They excused themself.
"You look lovely." He breathed out.
"I look like road kill."
He winced at the thought of comparing you to something so lowly.
"We should eat, you'll need it to feel better."
"You always do take good care of me."
"Until the day you die mijn liefje"
He kissed the top of your head, not caring one bit if he got sick. You were worth it in his eyes. Hannibal would do anything you asked of him, even stop killing if it came down to it. All he needed was you, to fill that void he'd be endlessly trying to fill forever.
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Chapter list: One. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
Content warning: loads of exhaustion and anxiety
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Chapter 2
Trial
Sebastian was confused at the turn you and Ominis had, but he'd woken up late and had to rush through breakfast.
You sat between Imelda and Sebastian, being you were uncomfortable at the idea of putting your back to Ominis.
"So, we have potions after this, then herbology," Sebastian mumbled between bites, before turning to glance my way. "Are you busy today? We're going to go to Hogsmeade later."
You jerked your head. "No, I have extra lessons to do."
Ominis's expression twisted as if he knew you were lying, not that he voiced it.
And though you had fibbed about the extra assignments, you did have plans to speak with Professor Fig about the second trial.
"You're staying for classes, right?"
Like Fig would be happy about you skipping school.
"Yes, but after herbology, I'll be heading out."
"Heading out?" Ominis asked, raising an eyebrow.
Sebastian smirked, reeling at the chance to watch you two play tug-o-war over secrets.
"Yes as in out of the class."
You hadn't meant it to come off as sharp and had to stop yourself before you apologized.
You never had to step back from a friendship before and never rekindled one either, so you were unsure of how to deal with the awkwardness.
Taking the not-so-subtle hint, Ominis once again fell quiet.
"What happened between you?" Imelda asked, waving her fork at us. "Did someone confess and scare the other off?"
Noticing you tense, Sebastian spoke. "Didn't you say you were going to get some flying in? Aren't you cutting it close?"
She scoffed and started yet another rant on how disappointed she was about quidditch being cancelled.
You sent him a silent "thank you" before getting back to eating.
Classes felt like they took longer than usual as you grew antsy. The first trial wasn't easy and you knew it would only get worse with each one.
The boys noticed you shifting in your seat like you were getting ready to bolt every time the teacher would talk.
Ominis thought it was due to him being there, but you had chosen to work at the same station as they did.
It didn't help that once Professor Garlick had dismissed the class, you bolted from your chair and hastily stashed your books away.
You had already made it to the door before either could stand.
Sebastian, knowing more about your secret than anyone else, other than Natty, kept quiet.
"Something must have been important," Leander mumbled as he started towards the door.
The neutral expression broke enough for Sebastian to catch it and lightly clapped Ominis on the shoulder, offering comfort instead of sharing the secret.
"Wait a minute, they forgot their notes," Sebastian mentioned as he slipped them out from under the potted dittany you ensured to fertilize before the end of class.
Ominis heard him rush out of the room as he gathered his belongings.
He knew making things up to you wasn't going to be easy, but he hadn't counted on you avoiding him.
"They used the floo flames."
"To get to Professor Fig's classroom?" Ominis asked softly, his gut telling him something wasn't right.
"I guess," Sebastian replied, busying himself with putting up his work.
Ominis took the notes, tracing the sloppy handwriting for a second, before taking up his wand and sliding off the stool.
"I'll bring them to Fig's classroom."
He didn't wait for Sebastian to comment as he left the room.
The second trial felt similar to the first, though the keepers were pleased to see your progress, not that it felt much like a victory personally.
You still didn't know why you were the only one who could see ancient magic and you didn't get any answers from the last pensive, only more questions.
Not that the keepers themselves were willing to share as they decided to put a pause on the next trial.
Now you'd have to return to the common room and try to explain why you were nearly out past curfew.
Professor Fig noticed your frustration and wrongly thought it was from the trial, not that you were about to clarify.
Ominis was cranky at times, but you couldn't hate him enough that you'd want him to end up in Azkaban.
You knew he didn't deserve that fate. Besides, he already made his guilt his prison.
You left the Map Chamber, heading outside to clear your head enough so you could face what awaits you in the common room.
You knew Sebastian would want to ask you about your adventure or any new information.
He'd be just as disappointed as you when he learned that it didn't give any insight as to why you had this ability or how you can use it.
No one paid any attention as you began to wander the grounds.
You couldn't help but feel like this was the calm before the storm as you turned your gaze up towards the sky, seeing stars beginning to shine against the dimming light.
"You lied."
So much for that idea.
You sighed as your eyes closed, head falling away from the scenery as reality crashed down.
"You forgot your herbology notes, so I went to take them to you, but you weren't in Fig's classroom. Not even after he returned."
Given you weren't quite friendly with him, you didn't understand why he'd try returning your notes or why Sebastian hadn't intercepted.
You glanced back shocked to see he was equally hurt and angry.
"If you didn't want to go to Hogsmeade you could have just said so. You didn't need to lie-"
"I didn't lie about being busy," you corrected, turning to face him.
He scoffed, but before he could reply, a stern voice cut over him.
"Ominis darling, it's good to see you."
The air was warm, even for October, but you felt as if you'd been frozen in place.
Ominis's face darkened and before you knew it, he moved to your side, eyes hardening back into a practiced blankness.
Slowly, you turned to face the voice, seeing the very same two you had that night. Their laughter echoed in your brain, getting a trembling breath to escape before you could stop it.
"Who's your friend?"
At the attention, you took a step back while Ominis took the opportunity and inched his way between his parents and you.
"Why are you here?"
An emotionless mask fell over his tone and you knew his features mimicked even without seeing it.
"Ah, she must be that new fifth year everyone has been talking about. What excellent timing. We were just on our way to speak with Professor Black. Why don't you two join us?"
It was a request, not an option and both of you knew it.
"It's almost curfew, we should really be getting-"
"You'll be excused this once, come on."
They waved for the both of you to lead the way.
Knowing you have no choice, Ominis pushed you to walk first.
You glanced behind you every turn, making sure they weren't going to attack when you were vulnerable, not that they could with Ominis following so closely.
He hadn't spoken since entering the castle, he merely walked like he was body snatched by death and his body a puppet to whoever willed it.
You were grateful that Mr. and Mrs. Gaunt decided to lead once you made it to the trophy room.
Between the stairs, the fear and the fading adrenaline from the trial, you felt close to falling, but you didn't fight it as Ominis moved in front of you to follow his parents up the spiral staircase.
For a brief moment, you considered bolting and getting as far away from his parents as you could, but something about how Ominis acted, had you following him instead.
The group stopped long enough for Mr. Gaunt to say the password, so you snuck a glance at Ominis, but he was still unresponsive.
You waited for his parents to begin to climb the next set of stairs before you quickly pinched him.
You nearly sighed as his face screwed up in annoyance while he rubbed his arm.
"What was that for?"
"Making sure you're still in there," you admitted quietly. "You've been mindlessly following them since they arrived."
He said nothing, his jaw clenching as he started up the stairs after them.
Frustrated, you followed after him. He wasn't acting like the boy you've known since arriving at the school and you weren't about to leave him alone with his parents.
You walked through the door, trying to build false confidence that you could handle anything they threw at you. It wasn't like they could harm you on school grounds, right?
The door closed loudly behind you, drawing everyone's attention as all your bravado popped like a fragile balloon over fire.
Dread settled into your stomach as you fought back too many memories you tried to forget, all the while the Gaunts, Professor Black and your parents watched you expectantly.
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LOVE DIVE - 006. narcissistic my god i DONT love it
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SYNOPSIS . y/n l/n is excited when she gets accepted into belift high’s dance team— that is, until she finds out her ex-boyfriend from japan is on it as well. but she only remembers nishimura riki as two things, narcissistic and over confident in himself. and when they meet again after so many years, y/n finds that not much has changed. despite everything that went down between the two, she couldn’t help but feel her old attraction to him returning. how will she deal with her confusing and complex feelings? hopefully in a healthy way.
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“Are you Y/N L/N?”
“Are you Y/N L/N?”
Y/N made eye contact with the front desk lady and nodded.
The lady smiled back and handed her a set of papers. “Here’s your schedule, a map, and some paperwork you need to fill out. Is your parent or guardian here?”
“No, they work in the morning.”
“That’s fine, I’ll just have it emailed to them. Just fill out the top parts real quick.”
Y/N began to do the dreaded paperwork, hands hurriedly gliding over the papers in order to make it go by faster. At that point it was already ten minutes until class started, and she didn’t want to end up being late for class. After all, punctuality was rather important for Y/N.
In some cases, she even figured punctuality showed people’s true character.
Which was why Y/N found herself being early or on time for almost anything she had to do. However that morning, she found that she had slept in a few minutes past the time which she would have normally woken up. And the difference between waking up at 7:30 and waking up at 7:37 is that 7:30 is a universally known reference of time and 7:37 felt too odd. Long story short, she got out of bed at 8:00 because in her head, 30 minute time stamps make more sense than being on time.
And it also definitely wasn’t because she had been thinking about a certain ex of hers.
Y/N quickly finished filling out what she had to, and looked back up.
“Oh, you’re done already? That was fast… just put them on that table and I’ll—”
A knock was heard on the door.
“That must be the boy who volunteered to show you around.” The lady smiled at Y/N, then turned to the door. “Come in!”
Before Y/N could process what she had just said, the door opened to reveal none other than the one who had plagued her mind all night. Despite the amount of time she had spent hoping that she wouldn’t see him so soon, her wishes had blatantly been ignored.
Nishimura Riki stood there with a bright smile as he started at Y/N, and it sickened her. How could he act so casually after what he did? After he stood her up, ditched her for his friends, and was never emotionally there for her— she found it almost mocking how he felt the need to reach out to her. Almost as if he was looking down on her….
Y/N gave Riki a subtle scan. He had grown much taller (like… BY A LOT) and even dyed his hair blonde. His features were more defined and he looked…. mature in a way.
He looked good; Y/N almost felt her heart skip a beat.
Almost.
His looks would never change how he treated her back then.
“Y/N, this is Nishimura Riki. He volunteered to show you around the school!” The lady introduced.
“Hey Y—”
Y/N cut him off. “With all due respect ma’am, I don’t need a guide. My friends can show me around.”
“O-Oh, is that so?”
“Yes. Am I free to leave?” She nodded, so Y/N hurriedly grabbed her belongings and rushed out the door.
She would rather eat soap than be in a room with Nishimura Riki for longer than a minute.
Y/N felt relief rush through her body as she escaped the uncomfortable situation, her muscles relaxed while she tried to find her way to her classroom.
But of course, she could never be too lucky.
“Y/N!”
She gave no sign that she heard him.
“Y/N! Please, let me talk to you…”
At that point Riki was already raising his voice and Y/N didn’t want to cause a scene. “There’s nothing to talk about. We dated and now we’re strangers, and I don’t really want to be involved with you anymore.”
She could hear Riki’s breath hitch for a bit, and she thought that she was finally able to render him speechless.
That was, until he said, “Fine! I can’t believe I wanted to talk to you again. You’re as stuck up as I remember!”
Classic Riki, not able to take rejection.
“And you’re as full of yourself as I remember. You still think I owe you an explanation or something. Well guess what— I don’t. I explained myself well enough back then and if you had trouble understanding it then that’s on you. We don’t need to talk, because there’s nothing to talk about. Our relationship ended years ago.”
Y/N didn’t mean to raise her voice towards the end but somehow, it had ended that way.
The two of them stood there in silence, still finding the words to say, before Y/N finally spoke up once more.
“I think it’s best if we don’t cross paths anymore.”
And with that, she walked away from Riki and all their past drama.
As much as she felt bad for yelling, Y/N knew that he deserved it and felt no remorse for the boy. He was still the same narcissist she broke up with and he needed a humbling.
She sighed, and could only hope that she would have been able to find her classroom by herself.
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Pancakes For Dinner
Short little ficlet based on this song <3
Pt. 1, Pt. 2 (coming soon)
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Eddie is pacing his living room back and forth back and forth back and forth back and—
“Dude will you sit down you’re making yourself more stressed!!” Chrissy yells at him from their couch. 
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me Chris, I'm a writer this is what I do! So why is it so fucking hard to write a best man speech for my best friend, besides you of course Chris” Eddie adds to the end in quickly to cover his ass. 
“probably because you’ve been in love with him since high school eds! And you need to tell him, because if you don’t he will marry that stupid rich bitch his mommy set him up with who he’s only marrying to make her happy and because he thinks he has no shot with you! And somewhere down the line probably 6-10 years in they’ll get a terrible divorce and he’ll have an early midlife crisis and buy a boat or a condo in Florida. he’s settling and he knows it and you are ignoring it.” 
Eddie stops in his tracks and looks at Chrissy. they grew up together, practically siblings. eddie’s mom nannied for her family and eventually, Eddie was born and so was Chrissy. Raised together like siblings as Chrissy was the youngest of 3 sisters who were all moved out by the time Chris could walk. she has been here through every broken bone (4), every school play (6), a gay crisis, and one big fat crush on his guy best friend.
Steve and Eddie meet in freshman year English class. well, not Eddie’s freshman year, Steve’s. Eddie was two years older than Steve and so ended up being his English tutor to get extra credit in his own lit class. Eddie was smart, he just hated school. And yeah he repeated senior year twice making him and Steve graduate at the same time, but they both got the same degree in the end. 
“I just don’t get it!” Steve would yell about Romeo and Juliet and Huckleberry Finn and Frankenstein and Dracula and pretty much any book he had to read…
Eddie would always smile and say “Don't worry steve-o, that’s what I'm here for”
Eventually tutor sessions turned into to hang out sessions turned into smoke sessions turned into crashing on one another’s couch. and yeah they’ve woken up a few times in… not totally platonic positions, but they were high and half asleep, no one could be blamed, so they didn’t talk about it. but Eddie and Chrissy did. 
“Chris he doesn’t like me like that!” Eddie finally says responding to her. 
“Bullshit! If he’s not in love with you then Robin and I are a straight couple!”
“That doesn’t make sense—“
“Shut up it doesn’t matter. how about you write two speeches. one where you pore you’re heart and soul out to him declaring your undying gay love, and then write the one that’s appropriate to say at his wedding. I would say just tell him now, but you know it’s your life, all I know is you need to get it off your chest one way or another.”
She was right. Eddie kissed her on the head and walked to his room and locked the door. 
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Eddie didn’t even make it two steps into the bar before Lucas, Dustin, Mike, and Will, some kids Steve started babysitting in high school to make some extra cash who grew up to be both of their favorite gaggle of kids, cornered him by the door. 
“so what are you going to do?” Dustin asks
Eddie looked at all four of them, “I plan to get him shitfaced, hold his hair back when he eventually throws it all up, and have the perfect hangover cure for him waiting in the morning so he can… make it down the aisle.” 
Mike rolls his eyes, “You know that’s not what we are talking about.”
“We are talking about you stopping Steve from marrying the Richie Bitch!” will whisper yells. 
The envelope in Eddie’s coat pocket suddenly weighs about 100 tons. He didn’t know why he brought it. The letter is about three pages long with lots of chicken scratch and eraser marks, but it’s all of Eddie on paper. And maybe he’ll give it to Steve, maybe he won’t. He hadn’t quite decided yet. “What makes you think I can stop him?” Eddie asks. 
“Because you’re the only one he listens to, besides Robin, but even she’s getting desperate!” Lucas pipes in. 
“Guys, I’ve tried, We’ve all tried. He’s not budging, all we can do is be there for him through all of it. Eventually, it will crash and burn but until then, we put on fake ass smiles and we are happy for him.” Eddie says addressing all of them, “Now I’m going to grab a table, order a round of drinks, and I expect all of you to just focus on making Steve’s party the best part it possibly could be.”
He shoved past them to grab a booth, set his jacket down, and went to the bar. And yeah he downed a couple, maybe a few, okay a handful of shots, for confidence, that's all. The longer he sat there the more he wanted to pull his hair out individually by each strand. He knew he couldn’t let Steve go through with it, but he didn’t want to lose Steve completely, because that would break him. Like completely and totally shatter him into a million pieces that would get scattered into the wind. And yes, Eddie was aware of how cliche he was starting to sound. 
Eventually, he made it back to the table with a round of drinks for everyone, Steve walked in looking, well looking gorgeous. It’s like that moment in the movies where the whole room disappears and it is just the two main characters. There’s a love song playing, except this is a crowded dive bar and they are playing some Zeppelin song that Eddie can’t take the time to name because Steve walks in with too tight a shirt and too tight pants and Eddie is only a man. 
And suddenly the envelope in his pocket is not only 100 tons but also on fire.
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Pt.2 coming soon...
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Tousled (Bit 1)
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I managed to prompt myself (well, it is possibly @ak47stylegirl​ ‘s fault) and ended up with this randomness. I have written more but I’m falling asleep at the keyboard.
Have some sick!Alan and worried!Scott. Doesn’t really go anywhere yet, but I’m working on it.
I hope you enjoy it anyway.
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Five times! Five times Scott had ruffled his hair today!
Alan glared at the door his brother had walked through. Alan might be sick, but he was no longer a little kid.
He reached up and stubbornly flattened his hair down again.
He knew it was a sign of affection. He knew he should be grateful for Scott and everything he did for him. Alan was an orphan with four amazing brothers among an amazing supportive family. He was grateful.
Honest!
But if Scott touched his hair one more time he would bite his fingers off.
He was fifteen, for goodness’ sake. Practically a grown up.
He did not need his hair ruffled every hour or two.
Despite this, Alan straightened out his features and his posture as Scott walked back into the room, medicine in hand.
“Grandma says, this should do the job. Help with your breathing and clear your chest a bit.”
Alan did not glare as his brother poured the required amount into a medicine cup.
No, he didn’t glare at all, because this was his cherished big brother who was risking infection to look after him. He’d even stayed back from a rescue to do so and Alan owed him everything.
Bite his fingers off!
Maybe it was the fever talking.
“Here, drink it all up and lick it clean. Make sure you get all of it in you.”
Alan didn’t say anything as he took the cup.
Scott frowned. “Alan?”
He pressed his lips together and guzzled what proved to be revoltingly sweet ugh that crawled down his throat like a caterpillar.
You’d think they would have invented some decent cold medicine by now.
“You okay?” Worry flickered in those brotherly blue eyes.
Alan gulped down the last of the ghastly stuff and cleared his throat. “I’m fine.”
His brother took the used cup and stood up. Shoving the bottle of medicine into the same hand, he reached out towards Alan’s temple.
“Gawd, I’m fine, Scott, leave me alone!”
Turning away, Alan threw himself under the covers and curled up, obviously dismissing Scott.
Rather rudely.
He was sick. He could get away with it.
Okay, so hearing his brother’s soft grunt of disappointment and his quiet movements as he left really sucked.
But then Alan really sucked anyway and it was a sucky day and, yeah, it all sucked.
Guilt chased him into an uneasy sleep.
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He had no clue how long he had been out when he was woken by a clatter.
“Oh, damn.”
Alan rolled over to find his eldest brother on the floor beside his bed, the remains of a fold up chair beneath him.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m fine. Go back to sleep.”
Alan’s head was full of Thunderbird exhaust, he felt achy and tired. “Why are you in my room?”
“Keeping you company.”
Alan stared at his big brother a moment, his head swimming. “I’m fifteen, Scott. It’s just a cold.”
“I know.”
“Then why are you here?”
“Do you want me to leave?”
Alan blinked, unsure how to answer that question. “I’m fifteen.”
“I know that, squirt.” And suddenly he was being held, soft cotton against his cheek, fingers combing through his hair. It was nice.
Then Scott was laying him gently back on the covers.
“Go back to sleep, Allie.” Scott ruffled his hair.
“Don’t do that!” It was an involuntary snarl.
His big brother startled a step back, eyes wide. “Alan?”
Alan’s own eyes widened in realisation of what he had done. But where there was usually genius, there was currently fog and he was clueless as to what to do next.
“Talk to me, Alan.” The words were low and had just that hint of mixed worry and command.
“Don’t do that.” Alan blinked. “Please.”
“Do what?”
“Mess with my hair. I’m not a little kid anymore.”
A worried frown. “Okay.”
Was it stupid that Alan thought he could see Scott’s hands twitching as if he desperately needed to reach out and tousle Alan’s hair right this moment?
But his brother didn’t. In fact, he straightened a little, shoulders back as if he was in the military again.
You know, the military that had hurt him so much.
Alan’s heart sank. He’d hurt Scott. One of the four bestest brothers in the world and he hurt him.
“You get some sleep, Allie. I’ll go check on Virgil.”
And Scott was turning and leaving and Alan was a horrible brother and he should say something but his head wasn’t working properly…
And then Scott was out the door and gone.
Alan groaned and rolled over hard enough that to set his head spinning.
Didn’t matter. He deserved it.
He lay there for a bit, again he had no idea how long. But at some point he coughed and curled up and fell into yet another restless sleep.
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If You're Not There
Garvez -s15-ish WC: 2,074 Penelope hits Luke with her car, hospital things ensue. Read it on Ao3 It's here, the car fic. Though I can not condone saying thank you to being run over, I can write a fic about it!
“I have them! I’m not trained for this, but I have them!”
Penelope’s voice was loud and gritted and aggravated coming in clear through their phones. She wasn’t supposed to be there. Definitely not in her car. Definitely not chasing down Luke chasing down a suspect. But, there she was, and there they were…and then, there they -weren’t-
The next thing the team heard was a screamed, “NONO!” followed by squealing rubber, two hard dull thunks, the last sound to come through their phones before the line ended.
Sound stopped, a buzzing white static filling her ears, filling her vision. She didn’t remember cutting the engine or making the call for EMS, though clearly both those things had been done. All she remembered was seeing the suspect dart in front of her and then seeing Luke and the dawning on his face at seeing her and the car and it all felt very slow and too fast and then Luke wasn’t in front of her any more and there was thudding - drum brakes, they’re slower to stop.
An object in motion…
Feelings that went back over 20 years, feelings from her parents, finding out they’d died, blaming herself, took root in her gut and blossomed in her brain. Was she responsible for another…was Luke…was the man?
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“What?…Was I takin’ too long to washout?…Had’ta…take things into your own hands…Garcia?” He wrung out the question, heavy lungs pushing on each syllable, an attempt to lighten the mood. Yeah, it hurt to talk, he’d been hit with a large, chromed steel object, but miraculously, amazingly, he was mostly fine. Lacerations, fractured femur, bruised ribs, and a concussion (the hit to the road knocking him unconscious) the doctors had told him, were all things he’d be feeling when the pain meds wore off, but he was alive and she was there with him. Penelope sitting beside him on his hospital bed when he opened his eyes, the sight nearly enough for him to think he hadn’t woken up. Though, admittedly, this was not the scenario he saw them in when Penelope and beds were at play in his mind. That would have to wait.
Yeah, likely forever, Alvez.
She turned on him, large red-rimmed eyes and pink-stained “O” gaping. “Luke Alvez, I did not! You can’t believe I would do this on purpose! There’s no way I could have known he was just going to run in front of me! But if I had, then trust you me, I could have guessed you’d come darting out after like Batman!”
Ok, that was not what she had stuck around for 12 hours to tell him, but that…that...THAT MAN!
She stood up, anxious energy needing expelled, wrists flicking fingers, fury and sorrow and some other feelings refusing to be named blending inside her like the world’s worst margarita.
She was wracked with guilt seeing the product of her pursuit skills, body parts hanging in apparatuses from the ceiling like a gruesome marionette in front of her. Like too many pictures she’d seen before, like the victim of some sick killer. Only, this time, she was the cause, and it wasn’t a stranger, it was Luke, who, even strung up, was making light of the situation.
Stupid Newbie. Even after all this time he still acted like he was invincible. She feared one day he’d find out he wasn’t… or he wouldn’t find out, and she’d- they’d be left to move through the aftermath.
It was just the two of them in the room due to new safety procedures. One visitor at a time. After everyone had heard and seen for themselves that he’d be fine they went home, no point in staying when Penelope insisted she needed to be the first one he saw so she could apologize (although JJ wondered how quickly that apology was going to turn to Penelope telling Luke off for the stunt). The team had assured her it wasn’t her fault, no one blamed her, least of all Luke, which only made her feel more at fault, more guilty.
Less capable. Less helpful.
Luke’s hand moved to cover hers, to hold her there beside him, but whatever they’d put in the drip slowed his reflexes making everything thick and weighty like a sandbag after a storm. Though he knew she was moving, he wasn’t fast enough, his hand covered the space where hers had been moments before and he frowned, confused and disappointed at his body’s poor reaction time looking to where it rested atop only blue hospital sheets.
He looked up, hurt furrowing his brow, “Hey, be nice…I was hit with a car, you know.” His brow lifted, he couldn’t keep the sly smile at bay as it slithered into place. Teasing her was as natural as breathing and the dopamine (or the morphine) freely flowing through him at the moment was making discerning “good” idea from “bad” idea nearly impossible, “talking to Penelope” being the only idea his brain seemed to care about and want to work towards.
She turned around bleating out a sad laugh from the foot of his bed, “I know. I did it.” Squaring her shoulders, her face became a little more stern, “So come on, let me have it, say all the mean things you want.” She tucked her chin up, preparing for the blows.
He just looked at her, glassy-eyed, sly smile morphing to softly spread across his face and rocked his head. “Not a chance. You caught the guy, right? You did that. Penelope Garcia.” His brain wanted to tack on ‘my angel, my light, my savior’ a million different endearments for a future time, but even his tongue knew it wasn’t a good idea and swallowed it before it escaped.
Penelope had begun to pace and fidget. She couldn’t deal with his over the top good natured attitude right now. Ridiculous, even after she hits him with a car he’s still all compliments and sloppy softness.
Back and forth and back and forth she spun in a tight line just out of reach, a self-imposed punishment- no pacifying pets allowed…not that his mere touch brought any kind of uncanny alleviation to her off moods. “With my CAR, LUKE! Because I knocked him unconscious! Because of me we could have lost the only lead we have! Because I couldn’t predict what he was going to do! Because I’m not trained for this! It’s not my job! We could still-” Her head tore down, fingers combing at her scalp, wide-eyed babbling as she spun “Oh god, oh-oh god! We could still, and it’s all because of what I did!”
She was getting more and more worked up with every whirl of her heel. The frequent movement, coupled with her increasing volume and the bright sunlight streaming in were suddenly making Luke feel very funny in the head, very dizzy, very much like…His cheeks smarted and his throat tightened….Oh. Oh no. “Hey. St-stop pacing, -I’m getting car sick.”
Stopping dead center, Penelope watched as his eyes slammed shut and the top half of him rocked back, his Adam’s apple bobbing down and up. She glared, taking the spoon from the table tray near by and throwing it at him, hissing, “That’s the concussion! From when you RAN IN FRONT OF MY CAR!”
After a moment, queazy spell mostly abated, his eyes opened to inspect the assault. Slowly his head tilted down and a hand came up to his chest, fingers sluggishly clutching the handle. He looked back up at Penelope’s angry face, doped up smile once again beaming at her as he shook the plastic tool, chiding, “Careful I’m precious cargo.”
She stomped her foot, unable to control her volume, “Luke, stop! It’s not funny! I could have killed you!” Anguish quickly replaced anger, Penelope crossing her arms and turning away.
He couldn’t have that.
“Hey. Chica, com’mere,” his voice much lower than he’d gone for, much more quiet, he was getting drowsy, he could hear it in his words, feel it in his muscles. But he’d apparently just regained consciousness from…unconsciousness…which appeared to be affecting Penelope greatly. With effort, Luke raised both hands off the bed a few inches, beckoning her back to his side. His head was growing weighty, rapidly sinking into the pillow and he could hear the distant beeps of medical equipment. Luke fought to keep his eyes open, trained on her.
Penelope turned back to face him, expression contorted sadly taking in Luke, in this bed, strung up and doped up and beat up. Because of her.
His slack fingers curled just barely, calling her towards him expectantly.
She frowned before dropping her arms to her sides and coming back to sit on the edge of his bed with the OK leg. This time when Luke reached for her hand he got it, fingers playing with fingers, lacing and scooping and thrumming, thumb drifting over knuckles, pride and pleasure striking heavily in his ribs…Or gravity, but he was pretty sure it was pride and pleasure at holding some small part of her. He was also very sure it was the concussion, but she had this aura of light glowing around her, reminding him of all those statues and paintings of Mary he saw growing up. Penelope Garcia, his guardian angel.
He’d already forgotten why he’d called her over, but found a new thread to latch on to. “They said you rode with me, in the ambulance. ‘Said the paramedics said you refused to let go. Weren’t responding. A catatonic grip. ‘Said they had to work around you…that I was lucky to have someone so willing to fight for me.” He smiled up at her dizzily, and even at half mast his eyes were shining full of affection.
She refused to meet the look she knew waited for her there, instead focusing on their playing fingers, the IV coming from his wrist, the gray plastic oxygen monitor on his fingertip a deathly ashen contrast to his warm and living tone…everything wrong but sort of right. “Hmf. Who am I supposed to argue with if you’re not there?”
‘If you’re not there.’ It was the first time she’d let herself really say the thing she was most afraid of. Truth be told, it went a little bit further than that, than just not leaving him. She stayed by his side, and she rode in the ambulance, and she took ownership of his property, and she called his family.
She called his family.
Very sweet people. She didn’t want to worry them, but needed them to know, even if she didn’t know much at the time. And then when they were all in the waiting room after his surgery for the leg fracture, she called them again to update them. The team didn’t know. They didn’t need to know. But Luke was bound to find out…One of those very sweet people on the other end of the phone that she totally did not search through his camera roll snooping for pictures of to envision better - was almost certain to call him and check in which would definitely prompt the question “How did you know?” and “Who told you?” if that wasn’t something they’d lead with…and then the cat, or Kitten, would be out of the bag. She couldn’t tell him though. How did she explain something like that?
He tried to sit up more. She felt the tears stinging at the corners of her eyes tight and sharp, fear, worry, pain, sorrow. If you’re not there. Her tongue darted out to pull in her lips, and before she knew what had happened what she was feeling wasn’t her own lips but his. Dry and rough moving gently, hot breath escaping.
Luke forced his eyes open, nothing around him but a dark room. A dream? He’d dreamed about what it would be to kiss her before, nearly every time when they were alone, sometimes when she was briefing them, a lot at home on his own…but he was sure this was the real thing. In none of those conjurings had a little contented sigh ever parted his lips, nor drifted into his mouth and down to his heart.
In none of them had he felt her pull away.
And wait, hadn’t it just been daylight?
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Chapter 5 was amazing, I inhaled it as soon I saw it I love it so much.
The angst with Ellie and peach? Oh that conversation hurt me deeply, but at the same time it felt much needed for both of them. Ellie needs someone to trust in, the two of them needed that to be honest. Peach needed that hug real bad, i can't imagine living lonesome for so long, surrounded by people who think they know but they don't :(( and Ellie, I know Peach is probably not (yet) a mother figure for her but I'm glad Ellie could let all that guilt and pain, she was holding for so long, go and just hear someone tell her the truth: it's not her fault. She deserves to be alive.
Another thing I loved about their conversation it's that Ellie told reader the truth as well, she doesn't need to justify Luke actions towards her or blame herself for her marriage. I'm glad Ellie was there to reminder her that.
Now...about Joel and peach. This was me:
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THE SMUT? PEACH HOLDING HERSELF ON THE PORCH TRYING NOT TO FALL BC THAT MAN WAS EATING HER VAJAJAY LIKE A STARVE MAN AND COULDN'T EVEN LET A SINGLE SOUND OUT BC 1. ELLIE WAS AWAKE 2. ON THE FRONT PORCH
LORD- when I said, you ate it with that smut THAT GOOD??!?!?!?!? GIRL I WAS LITERALLY TRYING NOT TO SCREAM WHILE READING IT
AMAZING. 10/10 as always. AHHHHH
Just fucking great. And in the end, when they both knew, silently agreed to make it a regular thing, I JUST KNOW THE PLOT IS ABOUT TO GET SPICY THIS IS THE START OF EVERYTHING and i can't wait to see what's gonna happen! 💗
You did amazing!!!! Be proud of yourself, those 7k! You did that!! I love it 💗
omg can I just like…hug the hell out of you rn?! 🥹🫶🏼
tbh that scene between Ellie and Peach wasn’t originally supposed to be that long or that deep and Ellie still wasn’t supposed to reveal her story or her bite, but idk I rewrote it and it just somehow fit perfectly/worked out! Like the way it starts off where they’re just talking about reader’s life and then boom Ellie drops everything on her and it just strengths their bond asdfghjkl I’m so glad I made it as long as I did! even though it pushed the chapter to 7k words 💀😂
OHHH HOOOOO YES ON THE FRONT PORCH 😮‍💨 like can you IMAGINE trying to be quiet while JOEL MILLER IS GIVING YOU TOP TIER O-SEX?! Jesus I would’ve woken up the entire fucking commune lmao I’m glad the smut didn’t disappoint! 😏
TYSM for leaving me your thoughts bb! 🩷
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An American Werewolf vs Evil Dead
“YES!”
“Alright, David...”
“I DID IT!”
“I know, you’re very pleased with yourself.”
“I FUCKING DID IT!!!” David Kessler bounced through the streets of London, relieved beyond belief. People stared as he jogged by, whooping and hollering, overjoyed ever since he’d woken.
He’d done it. He’d survived the full moon, and hadn’t killed anybody. “Damn right I’m pleased with myself!” He beamed, grinning at Jack as the ghost-man followed him, “I’m a werewolf! I’m a fuckin werewolf but I didn’t kill anybody! I didn’t kill anybody!! YOU HEAR ME LONDON?? I’M A WEREWOLF AND I DIDN’T KILL ANYBODY!!!!”
Jack watched his friend hop onto a park bench and proclaim to the world, passers-by giving him very odd looks indeed. “Still surprised you managed to clean up before your girlfriend came home...”
David chuckled, lacing his hands behind his head and grinning. “Yeah well, I was feeling good wasn’t I?” He hopped up onto a short wall and balanced along it, arms held out by his sides. “I dunno man, I guess it’s residual wolf-energy or something. I feel amazing!”
“Well, I’m very very pleased for you Fido...” Jack reached out and casually removed a Styrofoam tray of fries from a person, the man utterly oblivious at the interaction, “but what about the rest of your life? What you gonna do now, huh?”
David plopped back to the pavement, stealing a handful of fries from the tray. “I dunno... start lookin’ for a cure, I guess. I mean, there has to be right? Now we know spooky supernatural shit exists and all.”
Jack popped some fries into his mouth, ignoring the ones that spilled from his open gullet. “And what if there isn’t, huh? What if you’re stuck like this for the rest of your life? You think about that, dog-brain?”
David stared ahead, now unwilling to meet his friend’s eyes. “I mean... it only happens once or twice a month...” he said awkwardly, kicking at a discarded can as he walked, “I can live with that...”
“I don’t think you’re understanding me...” Jack replied, setting the now empty tray on another man’s head, “David, what about me? What happens to ME?”
David shoved his hands in his pockets and scowled. “It’s... not like it’s my fault you died, Jack...”
“Oh, there we go! We got there in the end!” Jack spread his arms and scoffed, now glaring at his friend. “David Kessler, showing his true colours! Talk about selfish!”
“ME selfish??” David rounded on the ghost, ignoring the looks he got from surrounding people, “YOU’RE the one who keeps telling me I should KILL myself!!!”
“Damn right you’re selfish! You won’t even kill yourself to put your dead best friend’s soul at rest?? The nerve!”
“I ain’t listening to this...” David waved a hand and turned away, storming for a nearby pub. “I’m goin’ for a drink...” David all but barged into the pub, ignoring the stares the patrons gave him and the flashbacks to his and Jack’s arrival at the Slaughtered Lamb all those weeks back. Spiky-haired punks glared at him, loud music sawed away from above, and a haze of smoke filled the room. The young American didn’t care too much, after his experiences the previous two nights, and simply strode on over to the bar to order a beer.
He was a fucking werewolf. He wasn’t afraid o’ nothin’.
...
“So... this is your life now.”
“Mhm.”
“Drinking away your time waiting for the next full moon...”
“You got it.”
Jack had reappeared beside David, the dead man and the werewolf occupying the bar. David was on his second beer, idly tapping his fingers to the music, while Jack looked around. Bored. “Well ain’t this a fuckin’ party?” He grumbled, arms folded as he inspected the smoke-filled bar. A pair of leather-clad individuals played pool. Other folks played cards. Low muttering permeated the air. It wasn’t hard to miss the odd scathing looks that were shot David’s way. “Almost makes you wanna kill yourself, don’t it?”
“Screw off, meatloaf.”
“Seriously man, you CAN’T want this life? Turning into a giant evil dog every month?”
“It’s not so bad.”
“David, really??”
“You never know, some girls might be into the whole giant dog thing.”
“Oh my God, you’re insane.”
“Fuck OFF, Jack!” David raised a finger and glared at his friend... too late remembering nobody else could see the ghost. He paused and gave an apologetic grin to the blue-haired punk he’d inadvertently cursed at and went back to his beer. “Look...” he hissed beneath his breath, “so long as I don’t go nuts and start eating people, what’s the problem? Sure it hurts, but that’s what the whiskey’s for!”
Jack sighed. “And I get to be a walking corpse for the rest of your life.”
“I... look, look on the bright side man!” David replied, “you don’t have to worry about healthcare!”
“Oh gee, you’re right!”
“You don’t have to pay rent...”
“Wow!”
“And you get to hang with your best friend for all eternity!”
“Oh! Oh my! Oh good Heavens!” Jack said, giving David a little clap, “you really know how to soothe a tortured soul, Davy-boy!”
“Oh my gosh! Are you American??”
Before David could argue back with his dead friend, he turned to find a pair of girls eyeing him. Both girls’ hair was dyed improbably bright, one of them beaming at him with interest while the other looked as though she could not care less.
David worked his jaw, glancing at Jack before leaning against the bar. “Why, yes ma’am. I do believe I am.”
The girl squealed while the other rolled her eyes. “Oh my God, I’ve never met an American before! Can you say ‘marmalade’??”
David grinned. “Marmalade.”
...
“I don’t believe this...” An unimpressed Jack leaned against the bar, chattering to an oblivious older gentlemen who looked as though he might have died himself. He waved a hand at David, still chattering with the two girls. “You seeing this? The man’s an animal!” the corpse-ghost waved a hand in front of the older man’s face, shrugged, then stole his beer and tipped it back.
“Y’know...” David said, happily flirting away with the first girl - Cassandra? - while her friend hovered irritably, “I’m not JUST an American on vacation...”
“Oh?” the girl said, batting her eyes at him, “what else are you, David?”
David, now on his fifth pint, grinned wide and flashed his canines. “I have a secret... a terrible, frightening secret... that I only trust very special people with...”
The other girl rolled her eyes. “Oh my GOD this guy’s a creep.”
“What is it?” Cassandra whispered, big eyes gleaming up at him.
David gave her friend a look and grinned stupidly. “The truth is... I’m a werewolf...” she gave a little gasp, her friend scoffing behind her. “And every night... on the full moon... I transform into a terrible beast...”
“That’s awful!” Cassandra whispered, shaking her head in disbelief.
“Yes, it’s very tragic...” David said, raising his beer and sighing dramatically, “but that’s why I gotta keep moving... never staying in one place... to protect the ones I love...”
Jack snorted, spraying beer over the man he’d stolen the drink from. “I can’t believe this guy!” the ghost cackled, the man beside him looking around in mild confusion before continuing to be oblivious, “trust me, he isn’t usually like this. Must be those doggy-genes driving him crazy!”
“The... ones you love?” Cassandra said quietly, as David leaned closer to her.
“Yes...” he whispered back, “all part of the curse... it means we have to... make it count before I... have to move on-”
“Okay, that’s enough!”
“Alright, that’s it!”
Jack and Cassandra’s friend simultaneously approached the two flirters, dragging them away before they could get stupid. “Cass, come on! This guy’s a total nutter!”
“David!” Jack hissed, glaring at his friend as the werewolf turned back to his beer, “what’s WRONG with you?? Did you forget about Alex???”
David shrugged. “Sorry. I guess these werewolf hormones are having an effect. It’s like I’m burning up inside!”
“Huh,” Jack frowned, checking out the window and up at the slowly darkening evening sky. “You feeling good there, wolf-putz?”
“Relax Jack, it’s not a full moon. I’ll be fine!” David tipped back his beer and hissed, grinning at his friend. “nothing’s gonna happen, it’s all gonna be just gravy!”
Jack looked to his friend, suddenly very concerned. He scanned around the bar, shuddering as a wind gusted through from somewhere. The lights flickered, the pub patrons muttering and gesturing at the disturbance. Suddenly, the corpse-man felt everything was wrong. There was some kind of disturbance here. He checked back outside, finding the night falling, a waning moon. He snapped his attention back to David, who had apparently challenged the blue-haired punk to a game of pool. Jack watched him carefully, waiting with bated breath for any sign of an unexpected out-of-cycle transformation.
Nothing happened. The ghost breathed a sigh of relief and shook his head. “Crazy,” he muttered to himself, unable to shake the feeling that something was off. Billiard balls clacked from one another as David took his first shot.
Jack inspected the rest of the pub.
He froze, filled with sudden terror as he found Cassandra... staring right at him with pure white eyes. His half-mouth flapped open as he stared back. “What the fu-”
“JESUS CHRIST”
...
David had been having fun. Bizarrely, he had been actually honest-to-goodness enjoying himself. Maybe it really was his wolf side but he was filled with energy, horny as fuck, and almost swaggering about the pub with a confidence he’d never felt before. If he could control himself... maybe it really wouldn’t be so bad. Unfortunate for Jack, but it wasn’t David’s fault his friend had died and was reanimated as a walking ghost-corpse. David had found himself somehow chatting with the punks from earlier, the men taunting the American until he challenged them to a pool game, and now he leaned over the table, licking his lips as he took the first shot. He whooped, potting several balls, and grinned with bravado at his English opponents. “So! How’dya like that, boys??” He cackled, clutching his pool cue tight as they sneered at him, “remember! Loser buys the-” David went utterly still, jaw locking, as a gust of wind wafted through the pub. The lights flickered... and a horrific burning fever fell over him, sending him collapsing over the pool table. “JESUS CHRIST”
David flailed, one hand smacking the white ball and potting the rest as he spasmed. Horror settled over him as he realised what was happening - he was transforming. Again. “IT’S NOT A FULL MOON!!” he wailed, banging his fists against the table, “IT’S NOT A FULL FUCKING MOON!!!!”
“DAVID KESSLER!!!!”
David spun around, leaning back against the table, finding Cassandra grinning madly at him. He yelped as he looked into her eyes, now pupilless and filled with pulsing veins. “Woah! Cassandra?!”
“WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, WOLF-BLOOD!” the girl hissed, now baring crooked and rotten teeth, “CURSED HOUND!!! GUARD-DOG OF THE MORTAL REALM!!!!!!!”
David winced as his body continued snapping. “OW- Hey! What are you- OH JEEZ- talking about???”
“David!!!” David watched, terrified and surrounded by confused pub-goers, as he fought to hold back his budding transformation and Jack grabbed his shoulder. “We gotta get outta here!!!!”
“Cass???” The other girl, Cassandra’s friend, approached her worriedly. “What’s ‘appenin’???”
Cassandra responded by whirling around, spraying spittle in her face, spiking her hand forward, and tearing out her windpipe. The girl collapsed to the floor, mouth flapping like a fish, blood rapidly leaking across the floor.
Pandemonium erupted in the bar, as ‘Cassandra’ lunged for other people, killing them just as violently and easily as she had her friend.
“WHAT THE FUCK???” David screamed, barely keeping his transformation in check, “WHAT THE FUCK????” He yelped as a hand roughly grabbed his jacket collar, and he leaned his head back to find a blue-haired individual, eyes white and grinning teeth yellow... before the possessed punk tossed him in one violent motion across the pub. David landed on a table, smashing through an assortment of leftover drinks and ash trays. “OW!!!”
“David!!!” Jack backed toward his friend, watching in horror as the zombie-like humans ripped through more unfortunate people, blood and gore now decorating the pub, “you have to do something!!!”
“LIKE WHAT??? AAAAH!!!!” David winced, desperately fighting against his own transformation, “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???”
“Use your power, David!” Jack said, suddenly decisive, whipping around to face the terrified werewolf, “your body’s responding to the Evil in this place! let it happen! Use it!”
“I don’t WANT to use it!!!” David wailed, desperately clawing at himself as he tried pushing the transformation back, “I just wanna enjoy my vacation!!!”
“David... it called you the Guard Dog of the Mortal Realm...” Jack said, staring his friend down with intent, “USE it, David!! LET IT HAPPEN!!!!”
“NO!”
“DO SOMETHING!!!!”
“GOD DAMN IT!!!” David cried, reaching out and snapping up a leftover pint of bitter, “I just wanted to go to Rome!!!!” He chucked back the beer, guzzled it down... and yelped as he opened the floodgates. He flailed, desperately grabbing at other abandoned drinks and throwing them down his gullet. His bones snapped and stretched, cracked and warped, David stumbling about and knocking tables over in his half-drunk transforming state.
The demonic humans howled and cackled in their blood-rage, ‘Cassandra’ now approaching a screaming woman who scrambled backward in the gore on her arse. “Oooh, filthy!!!! I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!!!!!” The woman screamed, raising her hands defensively... and the demonic human paused. She sniffed, whipping around as a piercing howl sounded through the pub.
Before her, David Kessler slammed onto his front paws, snarling away the pain of his rapid transformation. Beside him, the corpse-ghost of his dead best friend grinned and raised a bony finger, pointing at the possessed humans that bared their teeth and hissed.
“David!” Jack spoke, lowering his brow and grinning wickedly with his half-face, “KILL!!!”
...
David snarled and bounded forward, fearsome teeth bared and claws ready to swipe. He was rewarded with a pool-cue to the face for his efforts, Punk-man swinging the thing and sending him flying with an improbably powerful hit. “*OW!*” David collided with the pool table, reared up on his hind legs, pathetically swinging his paws defensively, “*THAT HURT, YOU FUCK!*”  the pool cue swished back, catching him the other side of the face. “*OW! Stop DOING that, it really hurts!*”
Punk-man grinned wide... impossibly wide, his cheeks splitting open as crooked yellow teeth extended.
“*Oh... oh that is just WRONG!!!*” Punk-man snarled, cackling as he inverted the pool-cue and wielded it like a bayonet, stabbing at David with the chalked end. “*Jesus Christ!!! Jack, I don’t know what to do!!!*”
“I’m coming, David!” Jack started forward, before pausing. “Wait, I’m a ghost numbnuts! What am I supposed to d-” Jack cut off and yelped as the zombielike form of Cassandra landed beside him, cackling maniacally as she grabbed him by the throat and threw him across the pub. He hit the dartboard head-first, collapsing to the floor as the zombie-woman giggled. “Ow, shit!”
“OOOHOOHOOO!!!!” Cassandra squealed with delight, “BULLS-EYE!!!!”
“Hey, no fair!” Jack whined, rubbing his head as he rolled around in a pool of blood and spilled beer, “I’m a ghost! You shouldn’t be able to hurt- OH FUCK!!!!”
Jack was silenced again as the zombie lifted him from the floor, slamming him against the wall and leering hideously into his face. “YOU ARE COMING BACK TO HELL WITH ME, PRETTY-BOY!”
“What?? No! I don’t wanna go to Hell!” Jack winced as the possessed woman hissed in his face, “David! Help me!”
“*I got my own problems, man!*” David dodged side-to-side, still pinned against the pool table and dodging away from the jabbing pool cue. Punk-man laughed hideously and prepared for a powerful lunge, David hopping up just in time to avoid having his vital organs skewered. “*Hey man! Not the balls!*” He landed on the table, rearing up and managing to balance on his hind legs. Punk-man accompanied him, breaking the pool cue in half and wielding both halves like stakes. David snarled at the thing. It cackled and hissed back in response. He was suddenly aware of a wind coming from above. He glanced up to find a spinning ceiling fan above the table.
Punk-man lunged forward. David yelped, caught him in a massive bear-hug, then lifted with both forelimbs.
The possessed human screeched as its head began turning into pulp under the onslaught of the spinning blades. Blood spattered onto him from above, much to the reluctant werewolf’s misfortune.
“SUCH PRETTY EYES!!!” Jack kicked his legs, desperately trying to break free from the monster’s grip. Cassandra raised a pair of fingers, now equipped with improbably sharp claws, “MIND IF I KEEP THEM???”
“Daviiiiid!”
David threw the ruined corpse aside, returning to all-fours as he lunged from the pool table with a snarl. Cassandra whipped around to face him, ignoring the dead man in favour of this more interesting foe. “OOOOH! A BIG DOGGY!!! WANNA PLAY???”
David bared his teeth, releasing a snarl as the demon-woman howled with laughter. David felt a surge of rage at her taunting, for the first time in his werewolf state feeling the vicious urge to maul and kill. He lunged forward, claws outstretched, jaws snapping, and promptly bowled Cassandra to the floor.
“OOOOH! SUCH A BIG, STRONG DOGGY!!!” the possessed woman reared back a clawed hand, ready to strike for David’s throat, “LETS GO PLAY IN HELL!!!!!”
The hand lanced forward... to be caught between David’s jaws. In one violent movement, the werewolf tore away, taking the arm with it. The demon snarled and rose the other arm, only for the process to be repeated, leaving the former human wobbling on the pub floor spurting blood from her shoulders. David finished up by locking his jaws around the thing’s head, and ripping it away to send it flying across the pub.
Job done, the big blood-drenched werewolf reared up and howled, letting the universe know of its victory.
Then reality caught up to David kessler, sirens blaring outside. And he bolted.
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Got tagged by @measlyfurball13 so time to talk about my relationship to Fandom
Tagging… hell I don’t know. Look if you see this just count that as a tag.
Your Name: NotOkapi or Okapi usually, theoretically you could also use Pidgeon (spelled normally or Like That) but I don’t think anyone’s ever acknowledged that’s the title at the top of my page.
Your Current Fandom(s): As you can see I am currently in Spider-Man hell. I’m supposed to be able to leave Spider-Man hell at the end of the month but in all likelihood Spider-man posting will continue into the foreseeable future.
How did you first get into fandom?: 7th grade I met a kid at fencing camp who was also into Wings of Fire and mentioned that he was active on the Fandom site for Wings of Fire fan content. Fun fact, totally-not-an-awkward-okapi is just the latest variation of my personal naming scheme. It was Not A Robot when I made a disqus account to comment on my favorite webcomics, not realizing that the locks my school placed on internet usage made it unusable. When I joined Fandom my name was Definitely Not Darkstalker since he was the main villain of the series at the time and therefore about as villainous as online bots.
How long have you been engaging in fandom spaces?: 7th grade, unless you count the few times my disqus comments slipped through school security. Or actually I made two question submissions to @tape-hiss as I first read White Noise anonymously. Have fun guessing!
How often do you read fanfics?: Really depends on my fixation! Sometime I go a couple months without reading any, sometimes I read every fic in a characters tag (that isn’t smut, I’m so ace that it just doesn’t appeal to me) in a day. It’s all variable.
Top three characters from your current fandom: I mean, other than Spidey character supreme Will o’ the Wisp? Both Butcherbird and Sandman continue to live in my head rent free. Pretty consistently when my brain is too excited about the next days design to sleep I start putting one of those three in Scenarios (TM).
Have you ever written fic for a fandom?: Sometimes! Occasionally I can’t tell something through art and need to write it out instead. Most of my fics sit for personal reading only in my docs, but I do have a AO3 account for when it needs to be unleashed upon the world. Basically all of my ongoing fics are “I’m going to come back to them someday but right now my brain will not function” though, except for Beneath the Quaking Tree who I’m not finishing out of spite because my Metal Gear Solid emulator broke so there will be no process until I fix or replace it.
Have you ever drawn fanart for a fandom? Sure have! Most of the #my art tag on this blog is fanart.
Share a personal headcanon you feel very strongly about: All my Spidey posting for the month has been AU work, so it’s all kinda headcannon in that way? I guess the ones I feel strongest about are how Butcherbird and Sandman’s brains work. Butcherbird is essentially an unfinished recreation of the Winter Soldier’s programming, which causes odd stops and stutters when he thinks. A little bit of a WIP from my files to try and explain:
They wake up cold. They always seem to wake up cold. Frankly, they don’t remember not waking up cold (they try not to puzzle at that last one). Cold possibly isn’t the right word. Cold implies “chilly” not “I’m pretty sure some of my internal fluids are still frozen.”
The Vulture pushes to the surface, and they let it pass. The Vulture eliminates pain. Good. There is a short burst of acute pain as the body starts shifting, before the body finally gives up on sending pain signals.
Then the Vulture freezes too. Holding pattern. Awaiting orders.
No one is there. Someone should be there. They’ve never woken up alone. Waking up usually means training. Programming. Pain. There’s no one there.
It should be a relief. It is worse. The Vulture paces. It was not meant to go long without orders.
They have contingencies. There’s still space for many more, but digging around it finds an applicable scenario.
They can be taken out of cryo manually, either through the attached control panel or remotely. If certain emergency protocols are activated, it can also be put on a timed release. The latter two are the most likely.
There is a contingency for remote and time release. It has not been uploaded.
Sandman on the other hand is interesting because there’s both “How their brain has always worked” (she has dissociative identity disorder) and “How her consciousness transferring from electric signals in the brain to about one body’s worth of electromagnetic bonds effects their ability to think” (poorly)
And finally, what does fandom mean to you? Getting to hang out with people who’s brains are as messed up as mine is who don’t mind me ranting about consciousness or medieval fashion, and then getting them to ramble about their own ideas and just. Talking about something we both love! Sorry, Measley explained this so much better than I can.
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A New Kind Of Mystery - Chapter One
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‘Well,’ Kudo Shinichi thought to himself, ‘I’m pretty sure this wasn’t where I fell asleep last night.’
The teen found himself sitting on a beach, clothes ragged and his head fuzzy. The ocean gently lapped at his bare feet, his shoes lost somewhere to the sea.
Just where in the world did he end up? And why can't he remember anything beyond his name??
--- Kudou Shinichi is yeeted into an alternate dimension to his own, namely Alola in the pokemon game universe. He partners up with the mysterious trainer Red, hoping to regain his memories. Shenanigans ensue along the way, like the universe likes to throw at Shinichi, whether he remembers or not.
Rating: Teen and Up (Strong language)
Warnings: Amnesia, Anxiety Attacks
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - ?
‘Well,’ Kudo Shinichi thought to himself, ‘I’m pretty sure this wasn’t where I fell asleep last night.’ 
The teen found himself sitting on a beach, clothes ragged and his head fuzzy. The ocean gently lapped at his bare feet, his shoes lost somewhere to the sea. 
To his right, a teen sat nearby, giving him the side eye every so often. The teen was wearing a red baseball hat, covering his eyes from the barely setting sun, and a white raglan shirt with red sleeves. There was a graphic on the shirt but Shinichi couldn’t see what it was. He had a pair of faded blue jeans on, cuts and tears visible that were hastily sewn up. A pair of tennis shoes were beside him, socks stuffed hastily inside. 
Shinichi honestly didn’t know what to make of the teen, he hadn’t said a word since he had woken up. Well, it’s not like Shinichi had said anything to him yet either. He’d been desperately trying to work out what happened to him, but his mind kept coming up blank, only providing him with his name. At least, he hoped it was his name. There was another one stuck in the back of his head, ‘Kudo Shinichi’ and ‘Conan’ … Something. Just who is Conan? Must be someone important to him if that name is still with him…
The question went to the back of his head for later.
Shinichi looked back over at the teen, Who caught Shinichi looking back at him and quickly looked back at the vast ocean. 
“Hey.” Shinichi finally spoke up, the teen looked at him hesitantly, “You found me here, right?”
The teen nodded.
“I just wanted to say thanks for staying with me. You didn’t have to. That’s awfully nice of you.” 
The teen looked down at the sand and nodded again, the hint of a smile gracing his face. 
“... you don’t speak much do you?” 
The teen snorted out his nose and nodded. He took his hands out from his pockets and began moving them in a fashion that Shinichi was rather surprised he understood. The expression on the teen’s face, however, led Shinichi to expect that he wasn’t expecting much. 
‘I prefer to use KSL.’ He signed, ‘ Talking is overwhelming. And overrated.’ 
KSL? Shinichi wasn’t familiar with that acronym.
“KSL? Mind if I ask what that is?”
The teen’s eyes widened and he began to sign slightly faster.
‘You know K-A-N-T-O-N-I-A-N sign language? It’s been a long time since I’ve met someone who knows-’
Shinichi blinked, holding up his hands, “Woah, Woah, Let’s slow down. I don’t know how I even know this in the first place. First off, can I get a name?”
The teen’s cheeks took on a small flush as he nodded, slowing his signs. ‘My name is Red. Mind if I have yours?’
“Shinichi. At least, I think so.”
‘You think?’
“My memories are hazy, I can’t remember anything beyond my name.”
Red frowned. ‘Amnesia? That’s… not good.’
“That’s an understatement. With that out of the way, Where is this exactly?”
‘------, Specifically —------ Island.’ 
Shinichi frowned, he didn’t recognize two of the signs in that sentence. At least the first word he didn’t know was spelled out.
“Can you spell that?”
Red nodded, ‘ A-L-O-L-A, M-E-L-E-M-E-L-E.”
“I don’t recognize those names…” He muttered, his hand went up to his chin almost instinctively. 
‘I’m not surprised if you can’t remember more than your name.’ Red signed, ‘You seem fine enough… Let me take you to a friend’s place, It’ll be easier to talk there. We can get you help if anything is worse than just amnesia as well. Easier to call a hospital there rather than from here.’
Shinichi nodded as Red stood up and put his shoes on, Soon offering a hand in support. Shinichi took the hand, standing onto his unsteady feet. 
Strange, He felt almost taller than his body expected him to be. Must be vertigo or something. Whatever that is. 
The two slowly walked down a paved road, they were lucky to find that there weren't too many people around to give them trouble.  A few strange looks later the two arrived in front of a beach house, the door was open to let the tropical winds flow through. A strange looking cat reclined on the railing, it had a golden coin on its head most noticeably, yawning as the two approached and blinking with sleepy eyes. Red stepped up onto the porch, knocking on the already open door a few times. 
“Mom! Red’s back!” A voice called from inside. 
The sound of feet pattering against the hardwood floors approached rapidly until two other teens were standing in the doorway. They seemed happy to see Red but their faces dropped into confusion upon seeing Shinichi. 
‘Elio, Selene, This is Shinichi.’ He signed, ‘ Shinichi, Elio,’ He pointed to the boy with raven black hair wearing a striped blue shirt, ‘Selene’ He pointed to the girl with the same colored hair wearing a beanie despite it being rather hot outside. 
“It’s nice to meet you both. Sorry for imposing.” Shinichi muttered with a nod. 
“Ah… Red? Can we talk?” Selene whispered with a nervous smile.
Red’s lips turned to a small frown. 
‘Stay out here for a sec?’ He turned and signed to Shinichi.
He turned back without Shinichi responding, the twins suddenly pulling him into the house. 
Shinichi sighed and turned back to the setting sun, leaning against the railing above.  The cat stood up, walking over to Shinichi. He offered a hand, causing the cat to flinch slightly. It came over a moment later, sniffing the hand. It curled its head under his hand, Allowing Shinichi to scratch the side of its face. He couldn’t help but notice how the golden coin caught the rays of the sun, it seemed most remarkably stuck to the cat’s face. He couldn’t help but wonder who would do such a thing to an animal, but it didn’t seem like it was too bothered. Maybe it was truly cosmetic and not causing it harm after all? Surely it would have found a way to remove it by now if it didn’t like it. 
—---
Red huffed slightly as the door was closed behind him, narrowing his eyes at the twins.
‘That was rather rude, Don’t you think?’   Red signed. 
“Sorry, But…” Selene frowned, “What’s going on? Who is that? Do we need to call a hospital or something?? We can probably get the pokemon center if it’s dire but-”
‘Calm down, Calm down. I found him by the beach, He can’’t remember more than his name. I think we should bring him by the pokemon center but it’s getting late. He just needs a place to rest and get a change of clothes.’ Red signed slowly, Making sure the two could keep up. 
“Well, it would have to be okay with Mom first…” Elio spoke up with a nervous tone.
“And just what needs to be okay with Mom?” 
The twins jumped at the sound of their Mother’s voice, turning quickly to face her. The three nervously eyed each other before explaining the situation, Their mom listening quietly. 
“... And that’s pretty much it.” Elio finished, “You’re not too mad, are you?”
“Mad? Why would I be mad?” Their mom smiled gently at them, “That’s very nice that you want to take care of others. All I ask is for a little bit of caution, Okay?” 
The three nodded. 
“Well then, Let him in! I’m sure he’s been through quite a lot.” 
—---
A few moments later the door opened to an older woman, around her 30’s or 40’s Shinichi guessed, greeting him with a warm smile. She stepped aside before Shinichi could speak, causing him to freeze slightly. 
“I heard everything from the kids, Come sit down. I’ll turn on the hot water and make some tea.” 
‘Tea? In this heat?’ Shinichi couldn’t help but wonder, but he supposed it was her way of being polite.
Shinichi thanked her quietly, entering the home. The cat snuck into the house between Shinichi’s legs as the door closed. 
Why did Shinichi feel that he wasn’t always this nervous to simply enter a stranger’s home? Was it the lack of memory? Or just the strange circumstances? Either way, it felt uncomfortable to him, like something was going to happen at any moment. 
The front room was simple, A dining table and four chairs, A sofa, Television, and Kitchen unit all occupied the space. A few cat toys were scattered on the floor, a scratching tree sat in the far corner near a staircase. Two doors occupied the far wall from the door, most likely leading to a bedroom or a study. Framed pictures of the twins occupied the walls, a few included their mother and a man that Shinichi assumed was their father. 
The Mother left the front room to pull out some mugs from the cupboards hanging on the wall by the kitchen unit. He saw the other teens sitting at the table, a seat was pulled out for him he assumed. But instead he turned to their Mother. 
“Ah, sorry for imposing. My name’s Kudo Shinichi. It's very nice to meet you. Thank you for allowing me to rest here Ma’am.”
She laughed quietly as she flicked the electric kettle on. “Please, Call me Diane. It’s no big deal, you obviously could use a safe place right now.”
Shinichi let himself relax a little, his lips curling into a grateful smile before finally joining the other teens at the table. 
“Must be a rough day, huh?” Selene chuckled, “Ending up in a place you don’t know without your memories.”
“Tell me about it. I wish I could remember more than my name. Even the smallest detail could be a big help right now.” The amnesiac teen sighed, “Do I have parents? Siblings? Are they worried about me? Hell, Do they even realize I’m missing?”
“We can check at the Pokemon center tomorrow morning if you want. They share data from missing persons reports with the police center here so Trainers can easily help out incase of dangerous pokemon encounters.”
“A Pokemon center?”
“It’s a place where you bring Pokemon to be taken care of, They also handle humans whenever needed as well.” Elio explained. 
“Right, Erm, What exactly is a.. Pokemon? I don’t think I’m familiar with that term…” Shinichi frowned. 
The three looked around at each other, a worried look on their face. 
“I mean I’m not surprised but… I didn’t realize the amnesia was this bad…” Selene muttered worriedly.
‘Pokemon are the creatures that occupy these lands.’ Red explained, ‘ They range from wild temperaments to pets and partners, Like M-E-O-W-T-H here.’ 
Red pointed to the cat curled up on the kitchen counter by a bowl of strange looking fruits. 
“But that’s a cat.” Shinichi immediately responded, more confused than before. 
“Meowth’s in the cat pokemon classification.” Elio offered, “There’s tons more out there. Oh! Red, Why don’t you introduce him to Pikachu?” 
Red’s eyes lit up as he nodded.  He put his fingers to his lips and whistled a loud singular note. A few moments later, a pitter-patter was heard coming down the nearby staircase. Shinichi turned to face the noise as a large yellow rodent of some kind came speeding down the staircase. It launched itself onto Red’s arm, Cheeks seemingly sparking ecstatically as it rubbed its other cheek on Red’s face. Eventually, the two calmed down, and the rodent perched itself on Red’s shoulder. 
‘This,’ Red signed, ‘Is P-I-K-A-C-H-U, Another kind of Pokemon.’
Selene extended a hand towards Pikachu, who leaned forward and sniffed her hand almost expectantly. It frowned before turning its head, leaning back onto Red’s shoulder. 
“Man, thought he’d let me this time.” She pouted. 
“She’s been trying to get Pikachu to let her pet him this entire week.” Elio explained with an amused tone, “So far with no successes.”
“I see,” Shinichi eyed the Yellow pokemon. He kind of wanted to pet him too now. 
“Anyways!” Selene clapped her hands together, “Back to the subject, We can visit either the pokemon center or the police station but I think the pokemon center would be wiser, so they can tend to your wounds. We don’t have a big hospital on this island, most are sent over to the bigger islands to get better care.”
“We should probably get Shinichi better clothes too.” Elio spoke up, “I think I have some shoes that may fit but…” 
The two eyed Shinichi up and down, frowning. 
“Yeah, I see what you mean. Red’s probably gonna have to share an outfit for a bit since he’s the closest to Shinichi’s size, Probably.”
‘I suspected as much.’ Red signed. 
Diane came over with a set of mugs, setting them down in front of Shinichi and Red. “Don’t worry about clothes, dear. The apparel store is on the way to the Pokemon Center anyways.” 
She brought over the other two mugs, placing those in front of her own children. They all thanked her as she sat down on the sofa with her own mug, sipping it quietly. 
“Oh, Right, Do you have a Rotom phone or XTransceiver? We can maybe narrow down a region from that.” Elio suggested.
Shinichi fell into thought before absentmindedly pulling out his phone from his pocket. He didn’t really know how he knew it was a phone but it seemed his mind was being helpful to some extent. It felt cold to the touch and he suspected it probably wasn’t of any use right now in any case. 
“Oh shit! We got a lead!” Selene cheered. 
“Language!” Diane snapped. 
“I’m 16, mom! I’m allowed to say shit!”
“Not in this house you’re not!” 
Shinichi flipped the red brick around, pressing the assorted buttons on the sides. It didn’t react in any way, Not that Shinichi knew how it was supposed to react. He placed it on the table in defeat, Red took it and held a specific button down. Nothing happened still. He placed it back down, It began to go around the table as the rest of the teens tried to make it work. 
‘Must be damaged.’ Red signed, ‘We might be able to recover the SIM card but the ocean water probably did too much damage to it. Not to mention the Rotom most likely abandoned ship whenever what happened to you… well, Happened.’
“Damn.” Selene muttered, quiet enough her mother didn’t hear, “That sucks. Anything else you have on you? ID? Anything?”
Shinichi patted the rest of his slightly torn outfit down, he really wasn’t sure what he was supposed to have been wearing before all this, it was almost like a blue suit but the fabric was way too comfortable to actually be one. The rest of his pockets turned nothing, the ocean must have swept the rest away.
“Again, that sucks.” Selene sighed, flopping her elbows down onto the table.
“I think that’s all we can do for now. It’s not good to stress him out right now, especially when he’s in a sensitive state like this.” Elio spoke softly, “The last thing we need is for Shinichi to completely forget.”
“Yeah, I think that would be good…” Shinichi muttered as he sunk into his own thoughts.
A small mewl broke his attention. He looked down on the floor beside him, Meowth was sitting on the ground, a paw on Shinichi’s lap. 
“Oh? Hello.” Shinichi greeted the cat, lowering a hand to offer scratches. 
The cat sniffed his hand before leaning into it, purring gently.
“Man, I’ve never seen Meowth this trusting before. She’s pretty skittish around new people. You must really have something about you.” Selene commented. 
Despite the friendly actions of Meowth, the tension still hung heavier over the four.
“Well then, Why don’t I go and order us some takeout?” Diane spoke up, “I know it’s late, but we’ll get delivery and we’ll have a nice relaxing evening, Okay?” 
“That sounds amazing, thank you Mom.” Elio nodded gratefully. 
“Oh, Oh, Can we get Galarian Curry?? Y’know from that place that just opened up on Akala! They come on delivery Sharpedos so it’ll definitely make it here nice ‘n hot!” Selene jumped up out of her chair with excitement. 
Diane sighed playfully, “Alright, I’ll make an exception this once.” 
“Yes!! You’re the best!!”
The four continued the rest of the evening chatting and explaining Alola to Shinichi. Soon, the doorbell rang and the food was distributed among the family. The curry was unlike anything he ever tasted, Sweet but with a dash of spice in the dish. He caught Red feeling Pikachu some of the curry at times, The pokemon squealing with joy. The pokemon never left the teen’s side for the rest of the night. When Shinichi asked, It turns out that the Pikachu was an ESP, Emotional Support Pokemon, for Red. He got overwhelmed by noise easily and was completely nonverbal, Hence the use of KSL. Pikachu was trained to help that overwhelming feeling go away. 
The night ended with the four of them on the floor, Three mattresses (The twin’s regular ones and Red’s air mattress) pushed together underneath a huge blanket fort in the twin’s room upstairs. A few cushions were commandeered from the downstairs room to give some more room, creating a space for them to all spread out. Shinichi was POSITIVE he was older than them (Well, maybe not Red, perhaps the same age as him) but he had the feeling that he had done this before, multiple times. Sure, he probably did these when he was younger but it felt like it was a lot more recent. Strange. 
He felt his eyelids grow heavy as the movie that Selene put on faded into the credits, slowly becoming white noise to fall asleep to. 
—--
That night, Shinichi dreamed. Or perhaps it was a nightmare. 
It was getting hard to breathe, his vision was pitch black and he couldn’t tell if his eyes were open or closed. A face echoed in the background, one he couldn’t quite grasp. 
Oh god They found him.
But… Who is ‘They’? Why did he feel in danger? Where was he?? 
He couldn’t move as the void closed in on him, despite the black inkiness seeming endless. A painful burning sensation began to echo in his bones, growing to his heart and searing itself into his very soul. He couldn’t breathe and he was in danger , Oh god, she was in danger!
Who is ‘She’??
He sat up quickly, Flinging Meowth off his face and onto his lap. Meowth looked at him disgruntled before slinking off to the end of Elio’s feet to groom herself. 
He was safe. He was safe in Elio and Selene’s home. The sky was still dark outside, No one else was awake yet. Was it the middle of the night still or…? 
Shinichi sighed and wiped the sweat that was trickling down his forehead.
“Just… What was that nightmare..?” He muttered as he pulled his knees closer to his chest. 
His head fell into his knees as he let out a breath he had no idea he was holding. He didn’t know how long he had remained like that, breathing in and out as his heart pounded. A pressure was pressed onto his shoulder and he gently lifted his head. Red was sitting up, his arms behind Shinichi’s back. 
“Chu?” Shinichi heard in his right ear. 
Oh, Red was letting him borrow Pikachu. The yellow rodent curled up over Shinichi’s shoulders as soon as Red nodded, he could feel a small tingle in the back of his neck. Almost like a purr but Pikachu wasn’t making any noise. But it felt good, relieving the anxiety that persisted after the nightmare. They remained like that for a few moments, Until his heart stopped pounding out of his chest. He thanked Pikachu quietly and Pikachu returned to his Trainer. 
‘You okay?’ Red signed, a small tilt in his head. 
“Yeah. Just a nightmare.”
Red frowned, ‘You sure? Not a memory?’
“I’m not sure. It was just… a lot of pain.”
The Trainer didn’t respond, simply stroking Pikachu behind his ears a few times. 
“I’m… going to get some air.” Shinichi simply said before getting up, careful as to not disturb the two other sleeping teens. 
He didn’t see Red’s worried nod as quietly made his way downstairs and out onto the porch. The sun was barely rising as the sky slowly turned a bright crimson. The air was crisp yet warm, not quite as humid as it should be, As expected from a tropical island he supposed. His head was still caught in a fog that didn’t seem to go away, and it didn’t make it any better that the concept of Pokemon wasn’t familiar in the slightest. If he’s lived here in this land for his entire life then these things should at least spark something, right? 
And then there was that nightmare… He was certain that kind of experience wasn’t normal, much less healthy for any person. If that experience was that traumatic to appear without the barrier of his memories, just what happened to him in the past? It just left him with more questions than he had answers to, and the more he thought the more the void in his heart grew. What was he missing? 
He was pulled out of his thoughts by the door opening behind him, He turned his head to see Selene coming out to the porch quietly. She moved to lean against the rail beside him, silently watching the sun rise with him. A few minutes later, she finally spoke to him.
“Hey.”
“Hey.”
“Red said you came out here, You good?”
“Yeah, Just thinking.” 
She turned her head to face him. “Wanna talk about it?”
“Nah. Not… Not right now. I need a chance to sort it out before I talk.” 
“M’kay.”
The two resumed their silence between them for only a few seconds before Selene spoke up again.
“Red thinks you two are about the same size, so he’s gonna let you borrow a set of his clothes when we go out today.”
Shinichi raised an eyebrow in confusion before he looked down at his still ragged clothes. He forgot that he had taken off his jacket and partially unbuttoned his shirt to feel a bit more comfy sleeping. He didn’t exactly arrive here with anything to wear. 
“Understandable. I really appreciate what you have all done… But why?”
“Hm?”
“Why help me? I’m a stranger to you all.”
(“Why did you save me? Tell me why!”)
Selene sighed as if it was obvious. “Red doesn’t really need a reason to help someone he finds trustworthy. He may have just met you but it’s obvious he trusts you immensely. And whoever Red trusts, I trust. Plus you really don’t need a reason to help people, do you?”
Shinichi smiled at Selene’s comforting words, a melancholic feeling settling in his chest. 
(“ Is a reason necessary? I don’t know why you would kill someone, but as for helping someone, a logical mind isn’t needed, right?”)
Shinichi’s eyes widened as he looked around the tiny porch. Where did that voice come from? Was it… his? It was definitely familiar, But who was it for? 
“You okay? Shinichi?” Selene looked a little worried.
“Did…” He stuttered, “I-... Yeah. I’m fine.”
Selene’s frown didn’t vanish at his words, but she nodded anyway. “Let’s head back inside. I’m sure Red and Elio are worried sick about you.”
“Ah, I didn’t mean to worry them, Promise.” 
Selene laughed a little. “I know, I know. C’mon.” 
An hour later, all four teens were up and moving. Might as well after Shinichi accidently woke them up. Not wanting to wake the Twin’s mother, the four began to figure out the kitchen unit. It was a mess for a solid hour, but Shinichi was proud to say that they didn’t burn anything. He wasn’t sure about the taste of the pancakes they made, but the four somehow managed to make something at least semi-edible. They sat down over cheerful banter as they dug into their overcooked pancakes. Somehow, Shinichi felt that this was the best thing that he’s managed to make in a while. 
Diane came out of her room around 8:30, yawning as she sat down on the sofa. 
“Mornin’ kids. Did you sleep okay?” 
They all agreed through mouthfuls of pancakes. Diane couldn’t help but frown at the sight of the kitchen unit and all the dishes that would have to be done later. 
“You know, I would have been glad to make you all pancakes if you wanted them.” “Mmf, we didn’t wanna wake you up.” Selene explained through a forkful of pancakes.
“Still…” Diane murmured before sighing, “You’re all going to clean these up when we get back, right?”
“Of course!”
“Yeah.”
‘Wouldn’t dream of leaving you with this mess’
Shinichi quietly agreed. 
Diane smiled before standing up, “Well then, guess I’d better get myself a plate before we leave.”
A couple minutes later, they were off leaving the house. Diane locked up the house, Meowth slipping through the door just before it closed. Shinichi had borrowed a spare set of clothes from Red and a pair of shoes from Elio. The clothes were slightly too small but they’d do for now, and Elio’s shoes strangely fit him pretty well.  The sun was up and shining, not a single cloud in the sky. It was honestly the perfect tropical day.
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