Joao has followed lui honestly so funny, but it is slightly sad how much of a hold his ex obviously has on him hope he heals.
guys the funniest thing in the history of f1 wag drama could be about to happen like this shit tops dubaigate
42 notes
·
View notes
The Best Things From Good Omens 2
Aziraphale and Crowley dancing. That’s it.
David’s walk and little jump
Aziraphale driving Crowley’s (yellow) Bentley
Normalizing choosing not to drink for a completely simple and valid reason
Whatever the fuck Aziraphale was insinuating here
Aziraphale and Crowley thinking they’re the smoothest motherfuckers in the whole world and then actually rolling a nat 1 on the stealth check
Aziraphale gazing like this at anybody who’s in love
Maggie doing this
This line. That’s it
This one needs no explanation
11K notes
·
View notes
Currently thirsting over the idea of Eddie in those tiny gym shorts that Steve and Billy wore for basketball practice. THIGHS. Slutty little waist. I can't.
this is very tame but it made me laugh because i can so clearly imagine eddie like this.
Eddie taking them from Steve as a joke, snorting at the sight of them and holding them up like a scandalizing article of clothing between two fingers. Steve rolls his eyes because it’s really not that big of a deal but Eddie’s never even thought of the idea of wearing such a thing.
He’s not nearly as toned or tan—sure, he was in decent shape, lean and fit where it counted, but his skin was pasty white and not nearly as enticing as Steve’s. At least, that’s how he looked at it.
Steve insists that he finally takes a pair, tired of having to listen to him rip into him about how short they are, how ridiculous the team looks wearing them—but really, he just doesn’t understand. So, when walks into the trailer that night it’s almost a given that you force him to try them on, even if only for a few minutes.
He strips his jeans off, but you interrupt with a quick head shake. “All of it.” You dare with a smile that has Eddie blushing full body, “Gotta get the full affect, right?”
And he was all wrong, because the moment he slips them on, he’s hooked. You can’t help but stifle the giggle into your hand, eyes lighting up at the sight. The green contrasting against his alabaster skin perfectly, body littered in ink from his chest to his thighs and it’s mouthwatering, the subtle bump of his hipbones peeking out from above the waistband.
He’s always had nice thighs, firm and perfect for, well, everything. A seat, a ride, they were very versatile. But like this, it’s almost unbearable. Eddie can’t even take himself seriously when he looks at himself in the mirror for the first time, turning in a circle for a full view, face contorting up into a expression of disbelief, embarrassment, and confusion. His eyes are wide and comical and it never fails to make you smile.
“I’m gonna have to beg Steve to retire those shorts to you,” You tell him, peeking behind him in the mirror, fingering coming up to snap at his waistband, “they’re really—“
“I think I get it now.” Eddie decides, hand rubbing lazily over his stomach as he takes in the view from the front, junk pressed obscenely against the fabric.
“Yeah—but those are definitely a bedroom only type deal,” You giggle softly, “unless you want to scare the neighbors with how visible your dick is in those, not that I don’t mind.”
“Is that why you used to go to all of Steve’s games?” He’d asked, suddenly piecing it all together. “Does Harrington know you gawked at his ass like that?”
“Oh, he’s aware.” You assure him, smiling with amusement, “He’s also a friend and I support him, but the shorts are definitely a bonus.”
Eddie hums appreciatively, glancing at himself in the mirror again.
“Steve swore it was him that was the lady magnet—but I stand by the shorts being the biggest factor.”
Steve didn’t have nearly as much game as he thought he did, not anymore, at least.
“He’ll never let you live it down if he saw you like this.” You remind Eddie playfully, “Ever.”
“And that’s exactly why this is our secret.” Eddie warns, “Steve couldn’t handle these thighs.”
You nod in agreement, lips pursed together. “Oh, absolutely.”
1K notes
·
View notes
Omg I’m watching 5x01 and I’m at the scene in Vegas where Lucy and Angela are talking about protecting Tamara.
And I find it 100% hysterical and so telling that no one that to send protective detail to Chris… Lucy’s boyfriend…
Like everyone just forgot about him being a potential target 😂 not one person thought he meant enough to Lucy for them to protect him??
I’m dying over that fact
98 notes
·
View notes
Something funny to think about:
Imagine the celebrity girls + Reader getting a modeling gig together, but the downside is that they have to model like Zara models. Which, idk if you’ve seen the memes, but Zara models use the weirdest positions ever in order to show off the clothes 😭
Just imagine Reader, Kafka, Himeko, Topaz, Ruan Mei, etc. all stuck doing random poses, but it’s what the company wants them to do so they have no choice but to do it.
67 notes
·
View notes
You known, I think I’ll go ahead and go listen to the beat album to exist currently as Louis suggested. The album with such songs; Acid eyes - a song about longing for your beloved’s acid green eyes, or through the echoes- a song about longing for your beloved as you are long distance, and of the ways they are there for you as you are for them even if it’s just through the echoes over the phone lines. Both which Louis himself has posted on his insta! The album also has a very cute love song, petrified in love - a song about young love, and falling head over heels, so much so you’re petrified. But your love is strong even though the chaos! So sweet!! A very good album! No wonder Harry likes the album so much also!!
Great idea. Let’s also add the TV show Louis mentioned:
Plot: “…a team of office workers whose memories have been surgically divided between their work and personal lives…”
This is what the main character states in the trailer:
The Chicken Parmesan incident was just the result of Work Louis™️’s severed memory. 👀🤣
72 notes
·
View notes