I will never be over Leo’s 4D chess play in “Many Unhappy Returns”. Like, just in general it is a spectacle to see this character who we’ve seen goofing around time and time again, who’s only sometimes decided to take things seriously, only to show him making a maneuver like that.
And here’s what gets me the most about his plan against Big Mama: he comes up with it on the spot. The second he sees that Big Mama has the solution they need, he’s already in game mode.
It is so satisfying watching the episode back when you realize his plan, because he literally sets the stage entirely for a decisive victory. He sees that the champion is a kraken, and comes up with both the solution to defeating it and a reasonable excuse to get that solution into the battle with them on the fly:
“Like your champ aaand those six guys. In fact, we don’t want this over too quickly. You should armor up those rookies. The whole shebang. Especially with these pointy helmets.”
And this is why giving him teleportation powers is perfect, too. He analyzes the battlefield and makes use of all the assets, moving pieces around to guarantee a win. It is honestly so impressive to witness and one of my favorite parts of his character.
i need to stop being reminded that the seven are canonically very awkward around each other and hardly talk at all.
let me live in my sunshine rainbow world where they're all friends, are each other's 'found family,' where hazel, piper, and annabeth are best friends, where leo, jason, frank, and percy are like brothers, where jason and piper never existed, where hazel and piper were actually friends (that they should've been), and leo and percy are the most sarcastic and funny people you've ever met (and they make each other even funnier)!!!!!
Haha wdym no I didn’t read the chapter almost one month after it came out wdym that’s crazy haha
ANYWAYS NEON VOID BRAINROT ANYONE?? As usual a magnificent read what can I say @sugarpasteltmnt is SO SO talented after I read this chapter I stared off into space for like a solid minute before laughing hysterically like Leo because MY GOD the adrenaline rush is so real. What compliment can I say that hasn’t been said about this fic. It gives me such goosebumps and the action sequences are just. Muah. Breathtaking. I cannot wait to read the next chapter and keep up the good work!! /lh /all pos
finally finished my project of collecting voiceclaims that are as close as i can find for my hcs of the main HoO cast - just for funsies so it's not as perfect as I'd like but whatever, it was a neat exploration and exercise of me trying to think of literally any franchise for voice actors.
Leo got two cause I had trouble of finding good clips for the voiceclaim that's closers to my hcs for him (the second half of his section). Also got to play the fun game of digging through my art for decent doodles of each character.
Also fun fact, I am almost completely unfamiliar with 3 franchises in this video and was just digging for voice clips on youtube. Try to guess which ones.
Not to be dramatic but since hiori is blasian in canon I need black x readers asap🗣️ like we are DEF not getting any cultural background on this kid (because they just slid it in there like we weren’t gonna recognize in the first place)not that we have any background on any of these children’s parents but I think he should explain how he feels being mixed in Japan because it’s just really funny having these two in the exact same anime, and they are both black 
This is ABSOLUTELY hilarious 😭
Edit: so I’ve noticed a pattern of EVERY character looking like their mother and barely sharing any resemblance to their fathers so ig he gets a pass for being pale BUT there’s even more melaninated characters so let’s give him some sun too!!🥺
My favorite reading of Leo’s “indubitably” tell is that it’s not actually a tell, and Leo just plays it up as one so he doesn’t get called out when he really wants to hide something.
Especially since throughout the series we see him lie and trick multiple times without saying the word once.
I like to think that one time when they were kids Leo happened to learn the word “indubitably” and because he tends to repeat new words he learns, he ended up using it at the same time as he was caught lying. He uses the word again later in another lie, and that’s where the association comes from.
OR- counter argument: “indubitably” is one of his tells, but only for unimportant things, especially when said to family. Long plays, particularly ones with villains, are in a different category in his head.
the opposite parallels between percy and jason in tlh and son make me wonder if rick is TRYING to kill me
-jason wakes up with 3 people ready to protect him and be his friend, percy wakes up immediately having to defend himself from wolves and monsters
-jason was escorted to camp safely, percy had to fight for his LIFE to get to camp jupiter with no guidance
-jason was immediately welcomed to camp, being given a place to stay and a tour to meet everyone, percy was ostracised and demeaned, being left to the least respected cabin
Some fanart for this AWESOME fic by the fantastic @Starrcrossrose that has the same name as my comic! you should read it :DDD i have a LOT OF FEELINGS!!
yo I’m not gonna lie, I totally think Leo would have a full-blown breeding kink the second he gets married. have his babies pls he cannot beg you enough
B-BABES. THIS KILLED ME AND REVIVED ME AND REBOOTED MY ENTIRE NERVOUS SYSTEM. THANK YOU.
No bc he's been repressing that shit for SO long. You've been telling yourselves "we're too young to have kids, we're not ready to have kids" and he's been repeating that like a prayer but now he sees you every morning in his big button up shirts making pancakes and it hits him like a fucking truck. Leo "one or two won't hurt" Valdez?????? Kissing your neck with his hand in your pants telling you how you'd look so cute pregnant with his babies?????? Babe you don't stand a chance. If that didn't make you black out immediately he'll get you rambling, talking about getting knocked up, about how you want to make him a daddy. You ask him how many kids trying to distract yourself from how close he has you to cumming already and he bites your ear and mutters in a low intimate tone, breath hot against your skin, "As many as you'll push out? how's that sound?" You never have to worry about your egg count dropping because he has full plans to fertilize ALL of them. and jesus christ he'll tease you so much too. "hmm, you like that baby?" he rubs your lower stomach, his touch and his words make it clear where his head is. "You want me to fill you up, get you nice and pregnant? hm?" YES. YES YOU DO. and you're right, he is so not above begging you as a seduction tactic. the thing is he wouldn't even need to. Every opportunity to pull you into his lap and wrap his arms around your waist and lean forward a little so your grip his shoulders to stay balanced and he can look at you that way he looks at you and say shit like "Our apartment is so nice and cozy, it's almost perfect." knowing you'll ask what would make it perfect that way he can say "coming home to you all round and pregnant and kissing your belly to say hi to both of my babies." with that SMUG ASS LOOK. you really don't stand a chance. the second you tie the knot he's going to jump at any opportunity to creampie as deep inside you as he can, over and over and over. It takes the first time, but you might as well be sure, right? plus you're not even kidding when you say his cock and his cum feel so fucking good inside you. he's unmatched by such a huge margin, he really has ruined you for anyone else. you're not going to lie, you were sold after the first time he kissed your neck and told you he wants to get you pregnant with a little baby, but you love the attention, you love how badly he wants to so much you let him beg a little. and he begs so well, so pretty for you. he can see you caving in, see you starting to squirm under his touch, get the same dreamy look he has in his eye when he starts with all the baby talk that he knows it's working, and you know he knows. with Leo it really is just a matter of time before his barely contained breeding kink wins.