staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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sobbing into my plate after overhearing a conversation between a mom and her tiny daughter in this shopping centre food court
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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...
throw the man a bone batman geez
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
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