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moonstoast · 2 years

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—fathers

the sun is also a stur by nicola yoon // honey boy (2019) // someday i’ll love by ocean vuong // thumbs by lucy dacus // interstellar (2014) // clementine von radics // édouard vuillard // father by the front bottoms

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filmreveries · 1 year

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“Perhaps the only difference between me and other people was that I've always demanded more from the sunset; more spectacular colors when the sun hit the horizon. That's perhaps my only sin.”

Nymphomaniac (2013) dir. Lars von Trier

#nymphomaniac #lars von trier #charlotte gainsbourg #stacy martin #stellan skarsgard #shia lebouf #uma thurman #mia goth #film screencaps #film stills #films #screencaps #cinematography

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pepper-and-stars · 2 years

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begging an abusive man to stay in your film and calling his actions a “wake up call” for the lead actress is horrible enough, but to then turn around and pretend you fired him, and use that lie to promote the idea of you as a feminist, goes beyond performative into plain despicable. what a slap in the face not only to florence, but to fka twigs and every woman dhia has abused in his personal life too.

#olivia wilde #shia lebouf #florence pugh #harry styles #holivia #feminism

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the-gnomish-bastard · 8 months

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You're walking in the woods

There's no one around and your orb is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Gnomish Bastard

He's following you, about 30 feet back

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

He's gaining on you

Gnomish Bastard

You're looking for you broom but you're all turned around

He's almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on his face

My God, there's blood everywhere!

Running for you life (from Gnomish Bastard)

He's throwing a damn knife (it's Gnomish Bastard)

Lurking in the shadows

Magical murderer Gnomish Bastard

Living in the woods (Gnomish Bastard)

Killing for sport (Gnomish Bastard)

Eating all the bodies

Actual cannibal Gnomish Bastard

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him

But you're hopelessly lost yourself

Stranded with a damn bastard

You creep silently through the underbrush

Aha! In the distance

A wizard tower with a light on

Hope! You move stealthily toward it

But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a rune trap!

Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)

Limping to the tower (quiet, quiet)

Now you're on the doorstep

Sitting inside

Gnomish Bastard

Sharpening an shovel (Gnomish Bastard)

But he doesn't hear you enter (Gnomish Bastard)

You're sneaking up behind him

Strangling spellcaster

Gnomish Bastard

Fighting for your life with Gnomish Bastard

Wrestling a knife from Gnomish Bastard

Stab him in his kidney

Safe at last from Gnomish Bastard

You limp into the dark woods

Blood oozing from your stump leg

You've beaten Gnomish Bastard

Wait! He isn't dead (Shotgun surprise)

There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes

But you can do jiu-jitsu

Body slam archmagos Gnomish Bastard

Legendary fight with Gnomish Bastard

Normal Tuesday night for Gnomish Bastard

You try to swing an axe at Gnomish Bastard

But blood is draining fast from your stump leg

He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left

You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck

You're chopping his head now

You have just decapitated Gnomish Bastard

His head topples to the floor, expressionless

You fall to your knees and catch your breath

You're finally safe from Gnomish Bastard

Wait! He isn't dead (Shovel surprise)

There's a shovel in your head and death in his eyes

Everything Fades to black…

You wake up in a wooden cart with 3 other men.

“Hey you! You’re finally awake!”

#wizard #wizard posting #wizard tumblr #wizard shit #wizardposting #artificer #gnome #gnome post #shia lebouf #rob cantor

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dipolos · 1 year

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Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013)

#nymphomaniac #stacy martin #shia lebouf #film stills #stills

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wetsocksinbed · 9 months

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I really hope the Bumblebee Movie and ROTB are a reboot of the Live Action Transformers Universe because the Bayverse is my ultimate enemy and I would pay real money to have a Transformers Universe where women weren’t turned into jokes or used as overly sexualised props to the point of being useless to the plot

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blackandwhlteaesthetlc · 2 years

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Olivia in her Variety article just a few days ago:

“I say this as someone who is such an admirer of his work. His process was not conducive to the ethos that I demand in my productions. He has a process that, in some ways, seems to require a combative energy, and I don’t personally believe that is conducive to the best performances. I believe that creating a safe, trusting environment is the best way to get people to do their best work. Ultimately, my responsibility is to the production and to the cast to protect them. That was my job,” Wilde said.

Olivia when Shia quit:

“I feel like I’m not ready to give up on this yet, and I too am heartbroken and I want to figure this out,” she says in the video. “You know, I think this might be a bit of a wake-up call for Miss Flo, and I want to know if you’re open to giving this a shot with me, with us. If she really commits, if she really puts her mind and heart into it at this point and if you guys can make peace — and I respect your point of view, I respect hers — but if you guys can do it, what do you think? Is there hope? Will you let me know?”

#not her throwing Florence under the bus like that #she never had her best interests at heart #she never let Shia go to protect her actors or anyone else on that set #but she was happy to let those stories run for two years to bolster her image #what a mess #fuck olivia wilde #DWD #dont worry darling #warner bros #florence pugh #shia lebouf #get Harry far away from this already #the woman has lied through her teeth for months and months now #it’s enough already

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askzloyxp · 1 year

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There is not a one path There isn't even a 'right' path There is only your path You are lost in the woods.

#Out of the corner of your eye you spot him #shia lebouf

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dont-call-me-kaylee · 2 years

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if you were a fan of Holes by Louis Sachar but don’t support reparations, or acknowledge the story’s fundamental message about healing generational trauma then i’m sorry but ur bad at consuming media

#Holes 2003 #Holes movie #Holes by Louis Sachar #Shia Lebouf #reparations #generational trauma

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stylesandpottertoo · 2 years

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