#Source: The Golden Girls

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in! Stiles: Our new targets? Eli: Your brother! Stiles: I don’t have a brother, Eli. Call grandpa. Stewart: Your twin brother, Stiles. Stiles: I’ll call your grandfather.

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[nerdy-girlramblings]

Klaus: Can I ask a stupid question?

Five: Better than anyone I know

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[anekogia]

Lilia's parenting 102

Lilia: Son, back when you were in elementary school, and those fae kids gave you a hard time, what did I say?

Silver: You told me I was extra special and that they were just jealous.

Lilia: And if they were still giving you a hard time, what did I tell you to say?

Silver: "My father can have you and your bloodline eliminated with one phone call."

Lilia: (^ー^)

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[dragonflavoredcake]

Impulse: Cleo, guess who's here! Cleo: My friends? Impulse: Your husband! Cleo: I don't have a husband, call the police Etho, at the door: Your ex-husband— Cleo: I'll call the police.

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[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: You might not know this, Regina, but I am a flawed person.

Regina: I do know that.

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[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

[Eda is at the Lumity household and is holding Kid!Azura]

Luz: (whispering) Thanks for watching ‘Zura for a bit so Amity and I can have some time together alone.

Eda: No problem, I know how hard it is to be a parent. Me and this little one is going to have so much fun for a while.

Amity: So what do you have planned?

Eda: Eh, either get some ice scream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the fly over. Okay Byyeeeeeee

Azura: Byyeeee

[Eda and Azura fly off on Owlbert]

Amity:…………

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[moonah-rose]

Captain: If this is my last night with you all, I wish to tell you all my true thoughts about each of you.

Captain: Katherine. You're much more clever than anyone gives you credit for. You have a good heart and I'm so proud of you.

Kitty, tearful: Oh Captain...

Captain: Julian. You're a slut.

Julian, weeping: Oh Captain!

#incorrect bbc ghosts #source: the golden girls #bbc ghosts #captain ghosts #kitty higham #julian fawcett

[alexblakehusband]

rossi: can i ask a dumb question?

alex: better than anyone i know

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[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Vanessa: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Teen Gregory: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

#submission #Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: The Golden Girls #Vanessa #Gregory #Security Breach #FNaF: Security Breach

[dcvidsrossi]

Luke: Thank you for not saying “I told you so”.

Tara: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.

#the writers may forget about you‚ but i never will 🫶🏼 #luke alvez #tara lewis #tara x luke #brotp tag: your mom #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #cm #bau #source: the golden girls

[trashmouth-padfoot]

Sirius / Regulus: “that superstitious nonsense. Y’know, step on a crack break your mother’s back. It doesn’t work, I know”

Remus / James: *stares worryingly*

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[thealtoduck]

BatCat!Bro: So there’s this cognitive dissonance between her actual and ideal self which causes her to be practically dysfunctional. Of course, i’m no psychologist.

Jason: No, you’re a nitwit. How come you know those words?

Tim: Jason, come on, it’s not nice calling him a nitwit… But since the cats out of the bag, how do you know those words?

BatCat!Bro: I guess it’s from reading the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology. Mom had it at home, she got it from a friend.

Jason: I’m sorry but i refuse to believe that you have ever read a scientific journal.

BatCat!Bro: Believe what you want, see if i care… *Gets up and walks away while saying angrily* Hypersexual bitch…

Jason and Tim: *Chokes on drinks*

#batfam x male reader #batfamily x male reader #batboys x male reader #jason todd x male reader #tim drake x male reader #jason todd x brother reader #tim drake x brother!reader #batman x male reader #source: the golden girls

[kebuyo]

Bourbon: Gin hates all of us. Rye: Not true, he hates you. Scotch: No, I’m with Bourbon on this one. Gin would shoot any of us on a whim. Rye: Gin would shoot anyone on a whim, but he hates Bourbon.

#incorrect dcmk quotes #whiskey trio #furuya rei #amuro tooru #akai shuichi #morofushi hiromitsu #gin detective conan #source: the golden girls #the golden whiskey boys #still cursed #dcmk #incorrect quotes #detective conan #incorrect detective conan quotes

[rwbybutincorrect]

Tai: I'm from patch flirting is part of my heritage

Summer: What does that mean?

Qrow: His mother was a slut too

#rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #submission #taiyang xiao long #summer rose #qrow branwen #source: the golden girls

[moonah-rose]

Robin: No one able to keep secret from me. If Captain hide something, me can smoke it out of him with just three question.

Captain: Good morning, everyone.

Robin: Great timing. Ey, Captain! What you think of hot Summer weather we have?

Captain: Oh it's been just lovely!

Robin: I see.

Robin: You ever been to Paris?

Captain: No but it's always been a dream of mine.

Robin: Interesting.

Robin: How many fingers me hold up?

Captain: ....Two.

Robin: Fine. You can leave room now.

Captain: *frowns and exits*

Robin: Man gay as picnic basket.

#incorrect bbc ghosts #source: the golden girls #bbc ghosts #captain ghosts #robin the caveman #robin has perfect gaydar