#Weird Spas

[unfamd]

i strongly believe that in any universe modern or otherwise lwj uses lan xichen as a kind of confessional like a catholic priest. he literally comes into lan xichen's room at four pm precisely because that's the scheduled time that he allows himself to share an Emotion with his brother and sits down and says in a distinctly monotone yet perfectly recognisably anguished tone 'brother i have sinned' and lan xichen sighs very quietly because he doesn't want to hurt his brother's feelings and puts down his pen and says 'is this about wei wuxian' very gently and Lan Wangji is like 'mn' because it has never once Not been about wei wuxian. and then he says something that is Kind Of Weird, But Still Not A Sin like 'he fell asleep when we were studying and i watched his ribcage moving up and down for thirty eight minutes until he choked on nothing and woke himself up; am i evil' and once again lan xichen will kind of not-sigh in a way that makes it very obvious that in all other ways except physical he Is, Indeed, Sighing and has to reassure the most rigidly distraught younger brother in the history of mankind that what he is suffering from is in fact a malady known colloquially as a crush

#the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #lan xichen #wei wuxian #mdzs #cql #and then they never speak of any of it again even though lan xichen has to physically control the fact that he's having a Stroke #when lwj makes seventy eight Weird But Pretty Okay Really confessions about this boy for like three years and then leaves for college #and starts doing it over voice message instead #lxc sees the notification that lwj has sent him 16 voice messages in the last half hour and Knows Deep In His Bones that this is about wwx #poor man. he needs A Break #eventually the stress back ache gets too much to handle and he goes to a Very Fancy Chiropractor Spa Thing and meets meng yao and Is Happy #but it took some getting there #unfamd originals

[adorablegorilla]

The more I read of the Otherside novels the more I empathize with Kozakura, because I too am being driven up the wall watching these two dense as hell lesbians dance around their feelings

#otherside picnic #urasekai picnic #kozakura #soratori #girl literally set them up on a spa date together to try and make something happen #AND THEY GOT SO SCARED OF BEING NAKED TOGETHER THAT THEY DRAGGED HER ALONG WITH THEM #''Toriko and I both seemed to realize that if we were alone together on this trip something weird would happen to our relationship'' #THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT #SORAWO THAT'S LITERALLY WHY SHE WANTED YOU TO GO TOGETHER

[endofbeginings]

7/24.

#formulinooooo #doing a poker card concept for imola and not vegas/monaco... Im weird im a weirdo i dont fit in and i dont wanna fit in #not even halfway there and i already feel the creative juices disappearing #hungary-spa-zandvoort gps are gonna kick my assssssss jsjsj #f1edit #my edits #f1 #imola gp 2024 #f1 posters 2024 #own post #f1blr #formula 1 #emilia romagna gp #formula one #imola grand prix 2024 #dailyf1 #ferrari #charles leclerc #carlos sainz jr

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 27: Relax

Nothing like taking a nice dip with your suspicious masked captor in his jacuzzi hot tub after almost perishing~🎵

#Yuma Month 2024 #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #yuma kokohead #makoto kagutsuchi #makoyuma #pixeldoodles #my art #this prompt took me some time to think on #i think a bath or spa when I think of the term relax #so then I thought of this idea #what if yuma took makoto up on his offer to take a bath together? #I think a bath would do your soul some good yuma #relax and warm up after almost drowning in the cold rainwater #nothing’s weird about this not at all :3 he did offer lol #I also think yuma would be shy so he’d wear a towel #meanwhile makoto gets in fully clothed after he just got out #fancy alcoholic beverage in hand #he’s totally not showing off nope #no complaints from shinigami either :3 #but yeah two guys chilling in the hot tub a few feet apart cause they’re not gay :3c #or are they?🏳️‍🌈

[mylifeinwindows]

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#frutiger aero #frutiger aero aesthetic #frutiger aero architecture #dreamcore #weird hotel #spa #cool bath

[irradiatedsnakes]

FIGURED OUT FURRY TOME!! FINALLY!!! she's a jumping bean moth.

#mp100 #art #kurata tome #tome Had to be an invertebrate but it too me so long to figure out what sort. #leaning toward Something with antennae and eventually landed on moth.....scrolling thru the wikipedia list of animals that have been to spa #ce. ended up between spongy moth and jumping beans #jumping beans felt appropriately weird #furry mp100

[stuckinmoonjelly]

I don’t even know why I put this to existence

Extra art bc I made it too

#osc #osc art #animatic battle #animatic #animatic ab #Arca #kick #some weird crossover thing that probably shouldn’t exist #Spotify #doorstopper ab #spas 12 #kick iii #album has mature covers I apologize

[wejustvibing]

oh 🖤

#it's been a weird day #but he 🫶🏾 #lewis hamilton #f1 #spa gp 2023 #belgium gp 2023

[robinfrinjs]

MOTORSPORTS IS PINK

Happy Holidays @pink-car from your @motorsportsecretsanta2023

#racing #wec #IGTC #GTWCE #24h spa #*my gifs #motorsportsecretsanta2023 #there's one frame looking weird like colouring didn't carry over but i think it's a camera flash or something

[4mulaone]

charles saying he would have preferred privacy and didnt know the radio was on and then photographers taking photos of him clearly distraught before he put his helmet back on in the pit lane. congrats f1 did u get the views did u get the clicks did u get the engagement? 

#i have a lot to say about this. like when max had that bad quali (p2) and went to sit behind a bin or something bc he was clearly upset #and cameras followed him and everyone online was like oh its bc his dad will be mad. ??????????????????? #and when people took photos of pierre mourning at spa and when people filmed charles getting changed in a car #and when daniel ricciardo had to stand up and say replaying romain grosjeans crash was disgusting and radio replays of all the drivers upset #like . these are real people. stop this freak behaviour of gushing over drivers upset? even max asking if charles is okay isnt cute like #he was clearly uncomfortable post race when interviewers kept asking him about it digging for a reaction . it is all VERY weird!!!!!

[emotionally-intuitive-engineer]

drew you n me

also a spy

AW YEAH!!! This looks great buddy, hehe. I love how mah sentry's takin down that spah!!

#ooc feels weird to write spah #spa #spah #??? #tf2 #tf2 engineer #emotionally intuitive engineer #team fortress #team fortress two #engineer team fortress #engie team fortress #engie tf2 #team fortress 2

[bumblingbabooshka]

Icheb, Naomi, Miral and T'Meni

#st voyager #st voyager art #I redesigned Icheb to make him more alien-y....butterfly inspo v_v I hate butterflies they freak me out #Icheb #Naomi Wildman #T'Meni #Miral Torres #Miral Pairs #I personally don't think Miral or Icheb become Starfleet #or I think it'd be neat but Icheb DID make it into the academy but he had a rough time and once he learned they didn't accept Seven he quit #So now he works in a general lab and can focus exclusively on astrophysics while also being a consultant about borg tech #Miral seems like she'd have a complicated relationship with Starfleet what with her parents' history #& T'Meni has no dog in this fight she's gonna marry a spa owner and be a spa heiress her life's breezy v_v #Naomi seems like she'd do well in Starfleet and like she'd have a more complicated relationship with Earth...Earth took her from #the only family she ever knew and also made them all miserable - fuck Earth all my homies hate Earth #Naomi is exceedingly calm and clear headed during emergencies and I think younger ensigns would quickly rely on her...weird big sister type #friends with borg...won't shut up about how good something called 'leola root stew' is...keeps joking about how she died once #Icheb and Naomi Wildman - wildest birth mythos ever. Kids who should be dead but aren't. #Miral & T'Meni frenemies....only two kids at the family function type of tenuous friendship #bea art tag #Icheb's eye isn't a trait inherent to his species

[kimsmingyu]

i think criticism of le ss*rafim is valid but they're the gg of the quarter where everyone thinks it's quirky and fun to be hateful and weird. it's not even about singing or performing anymore. it's just to earn i'm just like everyone points to be so obsessively hateful. like why am i seeing a comment section of gg stans jumping at the chance to validate a man that a member is icky ???¿

#SHUT UP!! #like this happened with a*spa and i*e #and bl*ckp*nk #like it's so valid to criticize because they were not ready for that stage #they need a lot of training vocally truthfully and it's okay to enjoy them despite that i think #but it's just so weird because at the end of the day people don't care if they can sing or not #they're hateful because they're women

[curiosity-killed]

I never get why people are so hung up on me cutting my own hair (or, generally, any significant hair cut) like. It is hair. It will grow. That is kind of Its Thing. Why are you acting like I’m doing experimental heart surgery in my bathroom

#my sister is the worst for this which goes back mostly to a lot of her #seeming to think/act like I am an extension of her rather than being an autonomous person with my own damn body and mind #but my mom and friends are also opposed and weird about it #and am like bro #my hair grows quite fast #also 99% of the time it is up #so even if I mess up it’s easy to hide #AND if I rlly fuck it up I can get it cropped again and it will still look cute #everyone take a breath and remember #it’s my own damn body #personal #anyway I chopped some inches tonight and had a lovely little spa night

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

the shooter is not nonbinary, that rumor was spread by far right trolls

no it wasn’t. his defense attorneys literally said so and asked that the court refer to him with they/them pronouns and as mx. in the formal record.

who told you that was a rumor made up by far right trolls? it was reported in the times

#this is the same weird thing that happened when that wi spa shit was happening. you had all kinds of people saying it was a right wing hoax #started by nazis or whatever. meanwhile it was being reported in the la times??? and the follow up after whoever it was got charged #it’s so strange #anon

[piermanwalter]

I had a dream Walter White and Gus Fring were serving Drug Penance in a broad sunlit park plaza next to a shopping district. Drug Penance was a highly choreographed ritual like the changing of the guards in Athens or Buckingham Palace.

Walt and Gus wore matching beige suits standing about 30 feet apart, across the broadest paved path. They made cryptic hand gestures before slowly, silently, and methodically walking towards each other. Upon meeting at the center of the path, if anyone was between them, Walt and Gus would brandish these incredibly ornate handguns that looked more like vintage radios than weapons and drag that unfortunate person into a tiny whitewashed windowless octagonal concrete kiosk with a pointed roof where they would be locked until police cars came to arrest them around 15 minutes later.

Walt and Gus did this over and over for ten hours every day. I never saw them eat or rest during Drug Penance but sometimes I saw them buy dinner at the end of the day. They didn't target any specific individuals, and you could easily walk around them as they slowly made their way towards each other. They were stationed at the biggest exit of the shopping district, and during heavy foot traffic, a few people would inevitably be arrested. People made a game of running between them as close as possible without getting caught. Sometimes a clearly incapacitated or restrained person would be dumped in the center of the path. It was interesting enough to warrant a smattering of observers. There were a few snack vendor carts set up nearby but not every day.

Those ornate handguns were incredibly rare and coveted. Walt and Gus were constantly being bothered and attacked, since it was legal for anyone to do anything they want to them, but in return, they could do literally anything as long as it was to protect themselves and continue Drug Penance. Every couple weeks or so, Walt or Gus would resort to killing someone. The police did nothing except retrieve people from the windowless kiosk.

This was going on incidentally during my main focus of going to a spa in the shopping district. I'd be on my way home from the spa, lost in thought wondering if the same stranger would be at the spa again and how to introduce myself if they were, then absently remember to get out of the way of Drug Penance. Another day, the spa responded to asphalt-melting summer heat by removing all doors and cutting all non-structural walls to shoulder height and painting everything various shades of purple, and I'd be thinking, "Yeah I really like this setup. This is actually really cool." while in the distance, I can see Gus getting curbstomped by 15 people.

#personal #weird dreams #breaking bad #walter white #gus fring #drugs #guns #police #graphic injuries #spa