My family was staying in a bad part of town and we started hearing gunshots and my parents were like, nope we’re getting out of here, except my brother was playing video games with noise cancelling on and didn’t hear us so we just sorta left him and he either died or started a new life there because we never saw him again.
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"our first contestant, please welcome, all the way from disney world: shayne!"
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we’re back with another one folks
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you won't believe how easy it is to ship kevin with people like in my head everyone and their mom loves him cuz i love him
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saw this tweet that was like “what surprise song would have you dead silent because you don’t know the lyrics”
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you ever just realise how damn Cool jing yuan is?
like... this man can canonically wield a sword And a glaive with experience.
he has a gigantic glowing gold lightning Entity in his arsenal, is a cat person, Looks Like That, is both laid back And cocky, but is always humble and lovely to the citizens of the luofu, to the point that they endearingly named him 'the dozing general'.
plus, even if its sad af, he managed to best the Sword Champion of the luofu (His Own Teacher!!!), while also having the (completely valid) AUDACITY to keep the vidyadhara preceptors on a leash for like upwards of 700 years...
also the fact that he tanked attacks from an emanator of destruction, a scion of permanence/vidyadhara high elder, and also his own divine lightning lord at the Same Time and went back to work less than a month later (read: bro needs a few centuries long holiday on the astral express, please and thankyou hoyoverse, make it happen)
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Sonic: GUNShot
Prologue - 05 (End)
Masterpost
It’s - it’s him!! It’s the guy!!
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JOSEPH QUINN as KONER
— Game of Thrones (Season 7, 2017)
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I need more necro rosekiller 🧍♂️
Please
i live to do my part !! evans literal sole frame of reference for arousal is the thrill he gets when fondling organs in surgery… ok unrelated but since we’re getting weird already
do you think barty finds a way to fetishize evan’s fucked up scoliosis-spine. like when hes facedown in a pillow barty will trace the little abnormal scoliosis bend in his lower back & his knobbly hips & and have to take a minute. that’s his shoddily put-together ball joint doll from the isle of misfit toys
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