#absolutely cannot wait

[throesofincreasingwonder]

That little glance between Daniel and Armand at the end of the new teaser 👀👀👀👀👀

#consider me teased y'all #absolutely cannot wait #iwtv amc #daniel molloy #the vampire armand #original post #thoughts

[xanthickee]

"sire...he is serving....AGAIN."

#nicholas galitzine #nick galitzine #george villiers #mary and george #mary villiers #king james #cannot wait #ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT

[spidergrotto]

oh? what am i reading this holiday season?? the found family marvel christmas fics thanks for asking

#ao3 and christmas is perfectly perfect #cozy in bed reading the most gut wrenching and heartwarming christmas fics #absolutely cannot wait #ao3 link #ao3fic

[voolfman]

Great text from my anime only younger brother

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #this boy has NO IDEA #absolutely cannot wait

[peaceoutofthepieces]

random but specific things from chapter 4 i would simply die to see in s2 (aka ✨paris baby✨):

“for what it’s worth, he’s actually bisexual”

a well done kiss

“there will be no hanky panky in this house” “please don’t say hanky panky” “no hanky panky until you’re married!!” “stop saying hanky panky 🤦🏻‍♀️”

“soz i love energy flow and plant growth more than you” “i have some ideas for things we could do involving energy flow…”

“really good mates 😃” (rugby!!!! lads!!!!)

cheek!! and!! forehead kisses!!!

“i met my wife playing university sport in the early noughties”

the head on shoulder thing again pls <33 nick deserves it for putting up with david

“have they kissed yet?” “i don’t think so…” “they really need to”

the head on shoulder thing but it’s charlieee

bean bag cuddles (even though it will hurt me)

“i’m bi, actually. and so what?” (just, like, pissed off nick nelson generally, because, let kit connor go off)

“probably scared you’re gonna punch him again”

tara/sahar/etc reading radio silence

nick/charlie sleeping on each other’s shoulders

if tao is just intentionally gonna cockblock to keep with the shared bed thing

“we’ll get to do it one day. I MEAN–”

“oh, you’re being gay. good job. carry on” (obviously. kizzy will just be 🤌🏻)

“i need a drink. an alcoholic drink” “we…probably shouldn’t drink alcohol” “i need a croissant, then”

nick talking to isaac about charlie because that dynamic is precious

“since WHEN could you speak french like an actual french person??” “oh, uh, my dad is french” “SINCE WHEN!?” “since…his birth?”

“nick’s so in love with you it’s a little unbearable to watch some times” (honestly, just, tara and charlie interactions)

cheek kisses but taradarcy!!!

“do you want a lick of my ice cream?”

“you really are obsessed with me” “maybe a bit”

if charlie is still gonna use shit like “UM there was a spider on the ceiling and i couldn’t reach it so nick got rid of it” and “i fell in the shower” or if tao will just instantly be like “😐 gross”

“wait, we didn’t book tickets for the elevator?” “…no?” / “come on!!” “NICK i’m dying” / “carry meeee” “no” / “we made it!” “i need to lie down”

“you jealous?”

taoelle in the louvre taoelle in the louvre taoelle in the louvre

“you must have gotten overheated! i passed out once when i was wearing a beanie in 30-degree heat” “of course you were wearing a beanie in 30-degree heat”…“you’re lucky you fell onto your boyfriend! i fell into a swimming pool 😄” “why were you wearing a beanie at a swimming pool?”

“because i’m your boyfriend and i—” aka a nick heartstopper moment with a bunch of ‘i love you’s

“do you like that i can speak french?” “it’s fine!! it’s cool!!” “charlie…mon amour <3” (i believe in you kit 👍🏻)

“i was just saying that charlie’s crush on you was really extreme” “shut up!!” “it was, like, twilight levels of pining” (seems less likely when tao already knows but…i will take any nicktao + bonus if it’s teasing charlie)

the vending machine bit. all of it.

charlie wearing nick’s hoodie to the party

“recharging”!!!

AND “more please <3” -> “teasing you is so fun 😊”

“so CONGRATS on your incredibly difficult realisation that gay people actually do have feelings, and have a nice life <3”

“…why did i go into teaching”

pillow fight because kit and joe would genuinely whack each other and have a great time

“i don’t think that’s a stupid idea”

#so like. everything obviously #but these very specific lines/gestures etc are very important to me #especially reinforced bi nick/soft domesticity/the teachers #absolutely cannot wait #heartstopper #heartstopper s2 #narlie #taradarcy #taoelle

[bebe-tatsu]

[Webcomic Spoiler... but also not really) All I know is we're very near this interaction LMAO

#one punch man #saitama #ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT #The way he fucking tried BLESS THIS GOOD MAN'S SOUL LMAO

[beansnpeets]

Popped into my new work today just to ask about where to park and what is okay to wear (jeans and T-shirt is fine fuck yeah, I just wanted to make sure before my first day) so I chatted with my boss a little and Jon went and chatted with the boys in the back because he used to work there. Apparently everyone is really excited that I'm gonna be working there because they all love Jon so much lmao

#personal #honestly its gonna be so good #still pumped about having my own office #this is a real grown up job #i cant believe it tbh #absolutely cannot wait

[something-that-needs-nothing]

the fact that if all goes well im going to get to see mwy in concert TWICE.... i cry every time i think about it

#absolutely cannot WAIT

[avenoirn]

☀️ die sonne, 🌘 der mond, 🌎 die erde ✨ – romance dawn trio pin series

#opgraphics #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #nami #artists on tumblr #cat burglar nami #op fanart #ok. forgot to post here Once Again #these are available for POs btw!! until feb 3 <3 #absolutely CANNOT wait when the nami pin is produced #.art

[yendts]

sort of random line up of some pjo characters. might do some others later idk

#up to you if the c on silenas necklace for charles or clarisse or both #charlie and dior absolutely ate i cannot wait to see them both shine even more next season #and thalia my beloved i’m so eager to see her casting after season 1 i fully trust them to do her justice even if she doesn’t physically #look like how i imagine her because everyone else was just too perfect of casting #thalia grace #luke castellan #silena beauregard #clarisse la rue #thalia pjo #luke pjo #silena pjo #clarisse pjo #ruegard #zeus pjo #hermes pjo #aphrodite pjo #ares pjo #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #riordan universe #rick riordan #riodanverse

[edsbacktattoo]

you know stede would play along with ed's innkeeper roleplay

OH MY GOD HE WOULD!!!!!! YOU JUST KNOW HE WOULD

he'd ding the bell without being asked to. he'd announce that he's got a reservation under some fake name, and then he'd ask ed to walk him to his room for him. i guarantee that fruitcake would even ask to see the ring of keys.

all ed wants in this stupid life is for someone to match his energy and be silly with. and then here comes drama-club-kid stede bonnet and blows it out of the fucking water. i hate them (lying)

#they're literally the most perfect match in the whole world #i cannot wait to read soooo many inn fics #in fact. perhaps i will write one myself #there's already the one bed trope waiting right there before the fic is even written #the potential!!!!! #also i'm so sorry i missed this in my inbox my notifs have been absolutely obliterated the last couple days #but now im here >:) #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ask

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[tubbytarchia]

Could we get more Jimmy and Doc? Or Ren and Doc... for the children

You may... I'm struggling with the actual continuation still oops but please accept this doodle for the time being... for the children

#I realize Ive been drawing Doc a lot lol sorry guys the mad goat man with a kind fatherly heart is really appealing to me #oh do I. do I dare maintag #for the propaganda #jimmy solidarity #docm77 #help wait am I supposed to tag like. partial nude too. Doc is covered in fur though #sorry guys for the barely seen partially nude goat. Getting risque over here!!! #tubby art #realizing now maybe this looks like Doc is way too huge but just in case - Jimmy's sitting! #or kneeling or whatever. I had the image of that last drawing in my head #will be more ren and doc too in the future absolutely. I cannot escape #Doc&Jimmy

[starcurtain]

The Kinda Unhinged Ratiorine Fic I Want to Read

In an (admittedly very contrived) AU situation, Dr. Ratio finds out he's about to be cut out of his (mostly estranged) family's inheritance forever because of his complete lack of interest in continuing the family line. Which, all factors considered, does make perfectly logical sense. Investment of capital should go to the branch of the lineage most likely to benefit from it, and Cousin Tiberius has five sons and daughters already. Let the house and the trust fund go to them.

But the library.

There's absolutely no way Veritas could bear to be permanently parted from the staggering assemblage of paper volumes under his collected family's auspices. Not only would being separated from tomes so full of memories be heart-wrenching, but think of the devastating blow to his research! There are records in those archives that no other mortal eyes have ever gazed upon!

So there's only one solution for it: He needs to pass on his family name, immediately.

(Andddd the rest is under a read more because what is brevity?)

Problem 1: Veritas Ratio is very gay.

Problem 2: Statistically, single men have the lowest chance of being selected for adoption placement, and this Child Welfare Agent is looking at his alabaster head very, very strangely.

Think, Ratio, think. What is the most efficient way to solve such a tedious quandary?

The obvious first step is to increase his likelihood of being selected by the adoption agency, and the quickest way to do that is... Eureka! How elegant a design! He just needs to enter into a (temporary) committed and stable partnership to demonstrate a degree of domestic dedication and home-building prowess!

Problem 3: ...Where in the universe is he going to find a stable and committed man willing to marry him?

Ratio does not exactly possess the world's most endearing personality. He might... never have had any form of romantic relationship lasting past a one-night stand even, because it turns out most people don't like being scored a 2/10 on their technique during intercourse.

So he's probably not going to find a stable and committed man.

But... He might at least find someone willing--for the right price.

Enter Aventurine (stage left). He's as expensive as they come, the greatest reward saved for the highest bidder, but despite his festering ambitions, he's still trapped as nothing more than a high-class escort, owned by a company the IPC has on the books as selling everything but what they actually trade in: Avgin slaves.

Sigonians... The reputation--and sleazy men's curiosity--precedes him, and though he only has to get on his knees for the truly bold nowadays, he hasn't yet been able to make the ultimate gamble, pull the last string needed to finally gain his freedom: the freedom to live his life as he pleases--and to enact every ounce of vengeance he's been storing for decades like cards up his sleeves.

Until now.

Until an absolute madman shows up at the underground headquarters waving around an offer that no average person would possibly make: He wants to buy Aventurine and wed him.

(Because marrying a Sigonian thrall is a safe and sane thing that safe and sane people do.)

The offer is far too good to be trusted: A real marriage certificate but a perfectly fake marriage, a no-fault divorce once an adoption is finalized, and a guaranteed sponsor for his citizenship documents. A year or two of fake homemaking, this Veritas Ratio claims, and then Aventurine can walk away a completely free man, no strings--no chains--attached.

Well, Aventurine of the Myriad Stratagems has always held one skill dearer to his heart than any other: a crystal clear knowledge of when to fold--and when to go all in.

(...Problem 4: Amber Lord help him, Aventurine's new husband is the most irritating man in the entire universe.)

Alas, if only that was their biggest problem. Somewhere between learning to navigate the citizenship process, the adoption process, a truly unacceptable level of systemic racism, and also, increasingly, each other, Ratio and Aventurine discover that the circumstances of their lives might be far more entangled than they ever could have imagined from the beginning, and the same shadowy parties that profited off Aventurine's existence might have a vested interest in parting Ratio from valuable research secrets--permanently.

While struggling to maintain a charming and loving facade and struggling not to kill each other behind the scenes, Aventurine and Ratio also end up having to out-roll and out-plan a particularly dangerous enemy; something they can really only do together.

Or, tl;dr: Dr. Ratio chooses the most efficient but most unhinged method of finding a husband that intelligence could possibly contrive, only to determine that marrying a guy whose track record for unexplained deaths matches his track record for card counting really is the encyclopedic opposite of "committed and stable." Ridiculously enough, the trouble they get into is almost entirely Ratio's fault, the only one who is remotely convincing in front of the Child Welfare Agency is Aventurine, and sometimes it turns out the guy you married for the library ends up being the guy you married for life.

#ratiorine #no wait what is the actual ship name #aventio #raturine #hsr fandom kinda wild for that one #dr. ratio #aventurine #honkai star rail #fic ideas #tbh star rail is my 'I don't actually go here' game #because I cannot afford two gachas #but I have been absolutely infected #by social media brainrot #after seeing all the ship content for these two #is this a shitpost? #maybe #but it comes from a place of love #also known as #I think it's really funny to see a ship do everything ass backwards #and still get a happy ending somehow #also remember #comedy is gold

[jaylillustrates]

Take. Me. To. Church.

#good omens #good omens fanart #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #crowley #ineffable husbands #absolutely devastated cannot wait to see what happens #i am a sicker for showing the changes to someone over the ages actually

[frnkiebby]

i am legitimately going to sob~🎃

#is he holding a little stuffie?? #his fucking legs #and tattoos #i am so fucking weak for his legs #like jesus fucking christ #i could die happily betwe— wait this isn’t a redacted blog #that stupid white sneaker high sock and shorts combo #he’s such a fucking dad #i cannot #he looks like a fucking tourist at disney holding his kids stuffie while they’re on a ride #and he’s so fucking hot doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING #and we get nail polish frankie #dilf frank for sure #so fucking beautiful #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #mcr5 #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem