#ace’s archives

[monsieurboyardee]

Post-canon au where once a month moshang come to Qing Jing Peak and lbh and mbj make hand-pulled noodles together while their husbands lounge around, drink wine, and gossip.

Lbh and mbj are like the closest thing to a best friend the other has, so making the noodles is a rather nice activity for both of them. Occasionally one of them will shush the other, and they'll both listen to the strange dialect their husbands like to take on when they think no one else is listening as they squawk and bicker and laugh together. It's the only time lbh ever heard his husband laugh outright, a nasty, mean sound riddled with snorts and heaving breaths in between. Lbh loves it as much as he's shocked by it.

Their husbands throw around all sorts of strange terminology, like "soda can sized dong" and "ao3 explicit pwp self-insert yaoi fanfic". At one point they hear sqh say something along the lines of "aWOOga bazoonga hoonga badoingers awoooo" that just went on for a good amount of time, interspersed with the sound of sqq smacking him with a pillow and hissing "shut the fuck up you piece of shit NEET they'll hear you!!!!"

None of it makes sense to lbh or mbj, but they catch each other's eyes and smile, before going back to the noodles.

("Shizun, what's a 'Cucumber-bro'? Is it like the vegetable? Because you wear green?"

Shizun spits out his tea and refuses to answer)

("my king, is something bothering you?"

"....what is an 'airplane", and why does sqq refer to you as one?"

"Dkjdkdjfjh uhhhhhh.......")

#scum villian self saving system #svsss #bingqiu #moshang #luo binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #copy pasted this from my twit #ace’s archives

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[cult-of-the-eye]

I love how intricate asexuality can be. No sex at all? Sure! Just want to watch? Brilliant! Only comfortable with topping? You go girl! Only rarely feel aroused and when you do it's very touch and go? Wonderful! Kinky but not in a sex way? Coolio! Queerness is full of nuance and people are complicated and things never live in a vacuum!!

#guess what made this dawn on me #reading jmart fanfic #and seeing all the different ways jon's asexuality is depicted #it just makes me so happy about the queer community #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin k blackwood #jmart #queer #ace #asexual #acespec

[door-insurance]

Franmaya- Soft spot

samurai boogey woogey is a thing in ace attorney canon, look it up

#franmaya #ace attorney #franziska von karma #maya fey #ace attorney fanart #art archive #miles edgeworth #franziska x maya

[officialmiintee]

one piece / a what could have been scenario that has been rotting in my brain for a while! Creative notes under!

#artists on tumblr #fanart #one piece #one piece fanart #mint archive ; art #monkey d luffy #luffy #portgas d ace #sabo #revolutionary sabo #asl brothers #seraphims are a concept i like exploring #esp when it comes to asl brothers #the sheer horror of luffy seeing seraphim ace #and then him seeing copies of himself and sabo as seraphims and it whiplashes him back to their childhood when all was still well #and how luffy would be so relieved but also mildly envious that the seraphim versions of themselves get this sort of happy end

[qsoap]

they're supposed to be studying!!!!!!!!

#or deuce was trying to!!! #theyre gaming now :D #gawa ni soap #soap's archives #twst #twisted wonderland #ace trapolla #deuce spade #adeuce #twst art #twisted wonderland fanart #disney twst #twst fanart #twst ace #twst deuce

[torpublishinggroup]

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Rakesfall by @adamantine

They met as children in the middle of the Sri Lankan civil war. Later, in a demon-haunted wood, an act of violence linked them and propelled their souls on a journey through the ages. As they reincarnate ever deeper into the future, a truth emerges: Some stories take more than one lifetime to tell.

Running Close to the Wind by @ariaste

In this queer pirate fantasy, Avra Helvaçi has accidentally stolen the single most expensive secret in the world. To avoid capture, he flees to the open sea, where only his on-again, off-again ex aka pirate Captain Teveri az-Ḥaffār can help him survive, profit, and become a legend.

Cuckoo by Gretchen Felker-Martin

Something evil is buried deep in the desert. It wants your body and wears your skin. Welcome to Camp Resolution, a queer conversion center where everyone leaves a different person. In 1995, seven queer teens were abandoned here by their parents, but survived. Sixteen years later, they’re scarred and broken, but back to face an evil that threatens the world. 

Kinning by Nisi Shawl

In this alternate history where barkcloth airships soar and former colonies claim freedom from imperialist tyrants, the identity of the island of Everfair still wavers. Victorious in the wake of the Great War, a new threat looms. Can Everfair continue to serve as a symbol of hope for anticolonial movements around the world, or will it fall to forces within and without? 

Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea by @rebeccathornewrites

Can one of the Queen’s private guard and the most powerful mage in existence leave their lives behind to settle down in their new bookshop that serves tea? This cozy fantasy is steeped in sapphic romance and nestled on the edge of dragon country. 

The Fragile Threads of Power by V. E. Schwab

Once there were four worlds, nestled like pages in a book, each pulsing with fantastical power and connected by a single city: London. After a desperate attempt to prevent corruption and ruin in the four Londons, there are only three. Now the worlds are going to collide anew—brought to a dangerous precipice by the discoveries of three remarkable magicians.

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The Archive Undying by @emcandon

This is a story about misplaced faith, complicated love, so much self-loathing, and yeah—giant robots. Plugged into his AI god when its apocalyptic corruption renders him unfortunately immortal, sad gay disaster Sunai takes a die-again-or-die-trying approach to things. Unending life’s tough when intimacy is somehow scarier even than either of the warring police states set on turning you into a weapon or the rogue undead mecha-fragment of your old god that wants to eat you. 

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The Bell in the Fog by Lev AC Rosen

A dazzling historical mystery that dives into the shadowy, closeted world of the Navy, emerging in the gay bars of the city. It’s a whirlpool of missing people, violent strangers, and scandalous photos in 1952 San Francisco. 

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#the archive undying #emma mieko candon #the bell in the fog #lev ac rosen #can't spell treason without tea #rebecca thorne #the fragile threads of power #v e schwab #cuckoo #gretchen felker-martin #kinning #nisi shawl #running close to the wind #alexandra rowland #rakesfall #vajra chandrasekera #tor books #tor publishing group #bramble romance #nightfire books #forge books #bramble #tordotcom publishing #tdcp #lgbtqia+ #gay reads #tbr #new books

[mlmshark]

One gripe I have with the tma fandom is that they will not stop sexualizing Jon aka the ONE asexual character and then be like “Well asexuality is a spectrum! Asexual people can have sex!” Which yeah, true, but they say Jon doesn’t period. Literally the direct quote is like “Oh yeah Jon doesn’t at all.” AT ALL. Now stop writing/drawing that man having sex so fucking much

#tma #the magnus archives #especially looking for jmart stuff #tma jmart #jmart #jonmartin #jon x martin #jon sims #jonathan sims #asexual #acespec #ace

[gammija]

tiefling jon's first day at the Archives

#id in alt #the magnus archives #tma #magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonathan sims #tma jon #jon tma #jon sims #tma dnd au #tiefling jon #gammijart #tma s4 #so this is that comic i was talking about a few weeks ago. with way too many backgrounds and effort #ill say i did enjoy doing the backgrounds a lot and thats worth a whole lot. but also. if this gets no notes i will. cry #anyways. love drawing a correct perspective grid and then fucking it up in favor of something that is wrong but FEELS right <3 #also any anachronisms shall be explained by this being a fantasy setting #always difficult to post something that's not a joke. sincerity. yuck #and this does still have some jokes. just less punchy than id usually post. also no jmart or other ships. whoof #i havent done enough with elias. he's such a slimy bastard - v fun to write #he talks a bit more formally here than in canon but tbf he is an elf so /shrug #EDIT: aaaah between panels 4 and 8 i forgot i gave him an ace ring!!

[lamaery]

Simply wanted to draw a Jon. It's been a while. And it felt wrong not to add a Martin. Cow-mug or cat-mug? ----------------------------- image description: Two digital potraits of Jonathan Sims ex-archivist and his Martin K. Blackwood painted in a dynamic mixture of rough, broad and thin, squiggly brush strokes. The first images shows Jon's head and upper body, sitting and reading a paperback book. His long black, salt and pepper hair is gathered in a loose knot at the back of his neck. The black beard on his jawline, pointy chin and upper lip is not very dense. Small round scars pepper the brown skin of his face, neckand the back of his visible hand. Additional there is a thick pink-white-ish line stretching across his pronounced Adam's apple. He wears a thick woolen cardigan in a deep green and rectangular glasses through which he gazed with his large, heavy lidded eyes not directly at the book in his hand, but just over the pages at something else to the left. His expression is not fully open and happy, but certainly unguarded and soft. In the shadow of the book cover which has the symbol of a green eye on his, one can make out a black ring on the middle of his left hand. Martin is depicted as a light-skinned, big, broad man with a round face and tousled, ash-blond hair. He too wears glasses, although their frames a big and much rounder than Jon's. He wears a green-blue pullover and holds two mugs in his hands, both steaming with hot tea. One mug features the cartoony face of a cat, half hidden behind the tea string and paper bit on those. The other mug has a shaggy Scottish highland cow on it and the painful pun "Cow are you?" There are soft dimples in Martin's round cheeks as he smirks mirthfully down to his right.

#jonathan sims #tma spoilers #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #tea mug #ace character #character portrait #scribbles #procreate #cow are you? #described #image described

[sapphofrog]

a day late i think but happy ace week!!!!! <3

#jonathan sims #jon sims #jarchivist #the magnus archives #tma #asexual #ace #he so the ace character ever actually what a loser #i love him sm #my art <3

[monsieurboyardee]

modern au lbh is a super famous model and actor, and he is always talking about his boyfriend, the cutest and prettiest and kindest man alive. And so everyone is super curious as to who this bf is, all this anticipation…and then this weeb with bedhead just walks in like “hey”.

Like just imagine. The tension is thick in the air, everyone is on the edge of their seats, any minute now lbh’s famed bf is gonna walk thru that door!! He must be beautiful!! Otherworldly!!

Sy, in his stained hatsune miku sweater, fingerprints all over his glasses: whats up

For a moment everyone is like “…is that a new temp or smthn??” And then lbh just screams “YUAN-GE!!!!!” and LAUNCHES himself at this strange little man and everyone just about vomits blood.

Sy is in fact wearing socks with adidas sandals. The socks are tucked over his sweatpants.

Everyone stares at where lbh and sy are conversing, just absolutely seething with jealousy. How tf did GQ’s hottest man alive (for five consecutive years!!) fall for THAT?? Especially when he could do so much better!!! Like so much!!! He could have anyone he ever wanted?? Why did he go for the guy with the fuckin yy stallion novel themed backpack???

But then idk maybe someone snarkily insults lbh (out of anger and jealousy at his dating preferences) and Sy just snaps his head in a perfect 90 degree circle and is just like “You wanna repeat that?” And then just starts TEARING THIS POOR PERSON APART. Sy doesnt even realize that the person was really insulting him, all he understood was that there was a slight against his binghe mixed in there and as the President of lbh’s fanclub he will NOT stand for any kind of slander against his perfect lil meow meow!!

Meanwhile lbh is just letting this happen while he watches sy with stars in his eyes lol

And maybe they get sy all dressed up to do some photoshoot and when sy steps out in an emerald suit with contacts in and his makeup done, everyone is like “wait shit!!! He is rlly attractive!!!”

And then someone’s like “hey does he kind of remind u of someone?” And that’s when everyone realizes that this is the famed lil brother of shen jiu, an acting legend and lbh’s own acting coach

#scum villian self saving system #svsss #bingqiu #modern au #actor au #luo binghe #shen yuan #copy pasted this from my twit #ace’s archives

[theinsomniacindian]

"Love is what makes us human" Wrong, my ability to write poetry about the moon is what makes me human

#just to clarify that when i mean love i mean loving another person. not being facinated by an object or anything #the insomniac archives #voidpunk #lgbt #lgbtq+ #aroace #aromantic asexual #aromantic #aromanticism #aro #asexual #ace #asexuality #loveless aro #loveless aroace #moon #night sky #space #mooncore

[starofdelphi]

HAPPY ACE DAY, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS JONATHAN SIMS!

#tma #the magnus archives fanart #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jmart #art #digital art #fanart #asexual #ace pride #ace day #jonmartin

[indecisitivity]

jon sims is ace bc jonny sims does not understand the 'fuckable monster' trope but didn't want that to happen to jon so he just decided to circumvent it entirely by making jon ace send tweet

#so my dash did a thing #also #i know this argument has more holes than the man needles hugged #that's because it's a joke #i have no idea why jonny sims made jon ace #but i'm thankful every day that he did #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims

[officialmiintee]

did one for the ASL bros too !

#artists on tumblr #fanart #one piece #one piece fanart #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #portgas ace #sabo #revolutionary sabo #mint archives ; art