#alien superman

[all-the-clowns-hate-joker]

There should be more Justice League/Superbat fics where most heros arent really sure if Batman is even real or only know him as

"Supermans Demon Boyfriend Who Hangs Around And Can Be Convinced to Help The League Sometimes"

with like full weird off putting batman who sticks to the shadows and moves with all the wicked grace of an executioners axe and definitely an alien comforting but to bright to look at for too long Superman

#Flash: ...whatcha got there? #Superman: A Friend :D #Batman lurking behind Superman as the inate powerful fear of darkness personified. cape wrapped around him like a funeral shroud: hm. #dc prompt #writing prompt #dc #batman #superman #superbat #justice league #meme #cryptid batman #scary batman #alien superman #JL

[gffa]

Clark is literally just minding his business! Just walking down the hall, after an elevator interview with Luthor! And baby Dick Grayson immediately just fucking CLOCKS HIM as different. Didn't even see him rescue anyone! No amazing feats of strength! No super speed! No weird coincidences! Just Clark Kent walking down a hallway and Dick Grayson is immediately ALL THE HELL OVER HIM and he's RIGHT. And he knows when someone is cheating, he may not know how yet (alien with x-ray vision, to be fair, is a bit out there for his current level of experience), but that kid KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE IS CHEATING. Also, absolutely PHENOMENAL that, while Bruce apparently leaves Dick in the LEXCORP KIDZ-ZONE while he's busy, I'm sure Dick loved that, even at thirteen years old.

#lumi.txt #dc #batfam #superfam #dick grayson #clark kent #superman: american alien

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Could Clark Kent survive Castle Dracula? (My instinctive answer: He could not avoid getting bitten, but him getting bitten would merely result in Dracula breaking a tooth)

Oh my God that's too funny...

He... he needs a mirror to shave! He has to bounce his laser vision off the mirror! Razor blades don't work on him! Imagine Dracula sneaking up behind him and being just like "...what the fuck."

How heavy is he? Dracula tries to carry him back to his room post Girlies and is like "God what are they eating in Kansas???"

And Clark... well of course he keeps up the façade. He's very good at that and it makes Dracula so mad.

There's no way he lets a kid get eaten. While Dracula is fighting with the girlies he really quickly takes the baby back home and then comes back to continue being passed out on the couch. They're like "so shall we have nothing?" and Dracula gives them the bag and they're like "wow this empty." And Dracula has to fake it and be like "yeah cuz that's what you deserve" when he's actually like "........wtf I know I had a kid in that sack Where Did It Go"

Dracula thinks he's going insane. If he had a shadow he'd be jumping at it. And Clark, massive troll, is just like mmm yes do tell me more about Transylvanian history the article is coming along really nicely.

Now it is entirely possible the trance does work on him. But it doesn't matter because, as you say, Dracula breaks his teeth on his neck. At which point he's just like "screw this I'm moving to England" and nopes on outta there.

Like Superman can fly. He can literally just leave whenever. He only stays the full two months to troll Dracula and it works.

So yeah. Clark Kent can survive Castle Dracula

#clark kent #superman #superheroes #aliens #journalists

[t00thpasteface]

"it's very problematic to make your space aliens autistic-coded" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF 👽👽👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸 ALIEN LASER BLAST ATTACK ✨✨✨🌠🌠🌠🌠🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

#when i was a very small very autistic kid and i saw invader zim for the first time i was like bro he just like me fr #my Also Autistic mom was always like you have to be nice to the humans ok. you have to trick them into thinking you're human #now that i'm better at actually dealing with The Symptoms i relate more to the uhhh non-planet-conquering aliens #shebbz shoutz #spock #superman #invader zim #actually autistic #autistic adult #autism

[superbat-love]

Batman and his special affinity with aliens. First Clark, and now his adopted alien starfish son Jarro.

#Batman the alien magnet #soft Batman #Jarro considers Batman to be his father #calls him Dad #and wants to be the best Robin #Damian’s got competition #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #dc #dc comics #official #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #batdad #jarro

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 100

“What are you, a Kent?” 

It’s a saying in the world of the supernatural. A well-known one even. See, several, many generations back, no one quite knows when, the Kent family managed to run afoul of a particularly nasty creature who laid a curse upon them. The original wording, no one quite knows either, but the gist, everyone is aware of. For no firstborns will be born to them before they already have one. 

It was supposed to be airtight in a way, a curse that would end the entire bloodline really. For a child to exist before they could have a child? How could that be? 

Well. That curse had… backfired. It had backfired massively. Most, at least back when blood was everything, didn’t exactly ponder things like adoption to those outside of their own bloodline. The Kents however, lived in a very simple village, one that had disease spread through it often back then, leaving families childless and children parentless. 

What were they to do but take them in? And so they had a son, many sons and daughters even, before their firstborn. Now of course, most would simply dismiss it afterwards. After all, that was the end of the story, isn’t it? 

Well, no. See, the curse was a family-line curse, a just in case perhaps, that meant that each generation could not have any children until they had children. Perhaps it should have ended there, but well. It didn’t. 

Kents are a strange breed in the world of the supernatural, known for having a… bit of an adoption problem. If any child or babe were to be left near their land, one can be assured the family line would take them in as their own. 

Fae, demon, human, changeling, satyr, cyclops, half-breeds, werewolf- it didn’t matter. A Kent would gladly pick the child up and raise it as their own. And now, they could add aliens to that long, long list in the family line. 

And really, perhaps with this context, is it really surprising that when one Clark Kent, said alien, opens his door to a basket on his doorstep holding a trio of godlings, he takes them in with no questions asked? 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #superman #clark kent #sam manson #tucker foley #danny fenton #The kents didn't bat an eye at getting an alien kid #Pa might be human but his uncle was a literal angel & his aunt was a dullahan #ma kent got the rundown when the relationship got serious #she is completely fine with this #This is the woman who got Clark an “I believe” alien shirt #she is down to parent this alien baby #“Ma I found a three-for-one do you and Pa want to meet your new grandbabies” #“Bruce I need to know if you have baby supplies- No I didn't kidnap a baby I should be asking you that-” #“Since when did you have kids Smallville-” #“Since 3 this morning :)” #Clark with his 3 toddlers at home seeing Connor for the first time: GASP #Clark: Another baby! #Connor: I've technically been artificially aged up- #Clark already holding him: Baby! #100 prompts woo

[kartsie]

Ma Kent is so important and I (and Clark) love her

#just a baby alien and his adopted farmer mom #my art #clark kent #superman #my adventures with superman #martha kent #ma kent #smallville #I love them sm #dc comics

[nofacednerd]

More mawsm doodles from that bfu au thingy I came up with lol

#at least he doesnt think you're an alien clark #my adventures with superman #clark kent #jimmy olsen #Lois Lane #my art #doodles #mawsm bfu au #<-- thats gonna be the tag for it for now btw

[abisalli]

rewatching Justice League (the animated series) and thinking about Bruce's inner monologue and secret identity things <3

#batman #wonder woman #bruce wayne #diana prince #dc comics #justice league #dcau #my art #digital art #he would be in constant panic mode and bitching mode #you just know that in his head he constantly goes like: #'let fucking Superman take the lead good fucking job Batman now we're stuck on this goddamn alien spaceship'

[violent138]

#Maybe it's not obvious enough yet but I kind of love American Alien #lex luthor is so perfectly devious in this #clark kent #superman #american alien #lex luthor #dc comics

[hyoninnuri]

When it's painfully obvious how incredibly vulnerable humans are.

#superbat #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman #superman #fanart; #sorry I have been quiet here #I do need to start doing more things lol #pls accept my humble offering of superbat #something about an alien being in love with a human amirite?

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #54

The Justice League came up with a program to find young metas in small towns to help find those with powers so they can help them master their powers so they don’t hurt anyone. They’ve especially targeted small towns and set up through schools to run the tests in a controlled setting. Amity Park is one of the towns they decided to visit, and Casper High is one of the schools they visit, especially with the supposed ghost attacks. They wanted to make sure the ghosts weren’t a meta with a crazy uncontrolled power.

Danny just wanted to sleep, but they already visited his house and knew he went to Casper high. Batman and Superman visited Fenton Works to get some ghost hunting gear, although they mostly picked up Spector Deflectors to wear. Danny really didn’t want to go to school but he knew it would be suspicious if he didn’t. Little does he know part of the test is a physical checkup.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #superman #Danny doesn’t want to be here #Superman already knows being able to hear Danny’s heartbeat #Batman knows just from Danny’s body language #Danny wishes he could just disappear #He can but knows he shouldn’t #That would make him more suspicious to his fellow students #Danny is also starstruck because Superman is technically an alien #And has been in space before

[fancyfade]

characters taking a break from their mental-breakdown arcs in their solo titles to show up in crossover events is always big 'ok you're sick but who's gonna cover your shift?' energy :P

#superman about to self imposed exile from earth but showing up in invasion #dick in war games #which like! makes sense b/c a wholescale alien invasion thing where many people are dying is a case of all hands on deck #but damn XD #dc comics #crossover events #war games #invasion #superman #edit: and suicide squad 23 showing up in invasion is reminding me waller is also having her own guilt/stress induced hallucinations #worst time for everyone truly in invasion

[superbat-love]

Superbat Moments #14

Opposites Attract

Superbat Master Collection

#inner thoughts #sunshine alien and emo human #different yet complementary #superbat #dc #dc comics #official #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbatcollection

[gffa]

"The Batman isn't creepy, he's just bad at his job." BABY DICK GRAYSON ROASTING BATMAN'S JOB PERFORMANCE WHILE BASICALLY MAKING HIS CASE FOR WHY BATMAN SHOULD HIRE HIM. NOTHING WAS GOING TO STOP THAT KID, NOT SUPERMAN, NOT BATMAN, NOT BRUCE WAYNE, NOT EVEN GOD COULD DO MORE THAN PUT A LEASH ON THAT KID.

#lumi.txt #dc #batfam #superfam #dick grayson #clark kent #superman: american alien

[jesncin]

Clark and J'onn should hang out way more in and out of work, they get each other.

Shoutout to @amphibiousdestroyer for talking back and forth with me about alien sitcoms they would watch :>

#superman #martian manhunter #clark kent #j'onn j'onzz #dc comics #justice league #ma'alefa'ak #jl remix #my art #fancomic #i really wanna write a comic about j'onn and clark next #how they're both alien diaspora but have vastly different experiences #it's not gonna be 40 pages or at least it better not be (me @ myself) #fanart