#almost any ship

[stabbynunchuckss]

There’s MHA fics I need you to read so we can godown to insanity together ! But i need to make a whole list before !!

okay!!! :)

I have a long list already but I'm always down to add more to that list

#i will read literally anything you throw at me #almost any ship #stabby answers asks

[of-frogs-and-fools]

best ship dynamic is batshit bastard and emotional moron who's secretly more batshit

#this post is about hilson #and spirk #and blackstede #but it works for almost any ship #ship #shipping #ships #hilson #spirk #blackstede #steddie #nandermo #destiel #cherik #spuffy #gentlebeard #ineffable husbands #mileven #ronance #hannigram

[piningprecussionist]

Weed smoking girlfriends! But they can just be hanging out if you prefer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Happy 4/20!

#if i work on this any more you will never see it before the day's out #and if i dont post this today I'll be PISSED. cause i did NOT finish that fic and idk that I Can before the day is out 😔 #anyway enough your transfem scott treat everyone im going to go smoke weed and make ravioli now #sp comic #spvtw #spto #fanart #kim pine #ramona flowers #scott pilgrim #ship stuff #sckimona #scott pilgrim fanart #spto fanart #scott pilgrim kim #scott pilgrim ramona #scott pilgrim scott #transfem scott pilgrim #kimona #sckim #scottmona #this almost had... such a caption. idk. nonsense. #this image does have alternate versions. and i am in fact going to make another version after posting this w my personal tweaks for pilgrim #(dyed red ends. i meant to add them before posting but i Forgot and if i make my roommate wait any longer for food he's probably going to + #+ start whining 🙄) (idc really im just being dramatic or silly. ect. you understand i hope) #scott pilgrim comic #almost forgot that. probably forgetting other things! but as you might guess. i am high! so idc

[justyouravaragefangirl]

**My, very homophobic, family:** Complaining about a gay couple and a (what I'm pretty sure was a malexwomenxwomen poly relationship) lesbian couple we saw at Starbucks

**Me:** Sitting there quietly knowing there is a very gay fanfic I'm currently reading in my phone

#Truly there is nothing like that feeling #this could be any of my gay ships #I have to many to count #sterek #steddie #mcdanno #pernico #nicercy #jercy #cherik #historical lams #lams #hamilton lams #lgbqt #lgbqt community #gay men #gay couple #otp #i feel like I'm missing some ships #ahhh yes #spideytorch #spideyfist #spideydevil #parksborn #stucky #allerdrake #phewww #I almost forgot the last one #superbat #destiel

[scoot-the-boot]

I stg if i see one more person trying to claim that margo is an adult, or that her and miles are more like siblings under a flowerbyte post im going to go crazy.

It's like some of yall cant comprehend the fact that two poc can be shipped together, because anytime there is a ship in a fandom that does not contain a white person, yall will either say that their relationship is a sibling one or find any reason as to why they cant be shipped.

the fact that theres a lot of racism in a fandom for a movie with many poc characters in it is really crazy if we are being honest.

#spiderman atsv #across the spiderverse #spider byte #miles morales #margo kess #this also goes for punkflower but i dont feel like makin a post aboutt that rn #punkflower #chaipunk #also why under almost every chaiflower post i see people claim that pav is like 12 #or any ship besides ghostpunk that hobie is over 20

[vrronica-sawyer]

Au where milly and meryl are the eye of Michael agents and wolfwood is just some guy

#punisher milly and double fang Meryl is sexy #a world where Meryl Stryfe never knew the calming respite of menial work is so horrifying she’d be so scary #sketched the first picture almost a year ago bc my friend and I were joking abt it #but then I found it a few weeks ago and realized that meant normal guy wolfwood and got sad abt it and drew more #this is pre hole in moon moment so milly and Meryl aren’t as scary as they could be #Trigun #Trigun maximum #Trimax #Trigun 98 #milly thompson #meryl stryfe #vash the stampede #trigun vash #vashwood #millywood #polygun #bc if I post any trigun ship it’s polygun it just wasn’t important to the journey #Nicholas d wolfwood #rill'sart

[tellmelater]

sjm romance week day 1 - first date

nesta and eris would go dancing… duh

@sjmromanceweek

#no idea where this pairing came from #just didn’t fancy any of the canon-almost canon ships #i don’t really ship acotar 🤷🏼‍♀️ whatever sjm writes i’m like hm yes this is fine #digital art #artists on tumblr #my art #acotar #a court of silver flames #acosf #nesta archeron #sjm art #sjmromanceweek #sjmromanceweek2024 #eris vanserra #neris #nesta x eris

[neuvifuri]

sampo: you look like… you could really pack it in.

gepard: on my honor as a knight of the silvermane guards and belobog, i hereby challenge you to a duel.

sampo: WHAT?!

gepard: you have insulted my honor-

sampo: no, i-

gepard: WHAT is meant by “pack it in”? where?!

sampo: you- no-

gepard: and what?! what is being packed into where?

sampo: you just look- i meant, like, you know… when you go camping you have to pack in. you have to load out. i’m sorry, i was looking- you just look like you have a big capacity… to, um… do you want to get a drink sometime?

gepard: *smacks him*

#so i’ve seen people shipping them. but this is what i imagine any flirting attempts would be like. #the quote is from dimension 20 a crown of candy #cal and i watched the clip and almost threw up laughing about it being gepard and sampo #sampard #sampo #gepard #sampo koski #gepard landau #honkai star rail #cal #mine💫

[jtl-fics]

But also... Andreil on the great British bake off (they have celebrity seasons)

Look, I'm gonna be honest.

It's a disaster in two parts.

Neil is there EXPLICITLY because Stuart found out that he had been asked to go do it because he is technically British. Stuart has asked him to be the bane of Paul Hollywood's existence and is willing to do quite a bit to make the man's life hell.

"He knows what he did." is all Stuart will say on the matter.

Neil agrees to come be a Baker on the stipulation that Andrew also gets to come. Andrew has no interest in baking other than what it can produce for him to eat, he has no desire to do the laborious task of baking himself.

Stuart offers him an Aston.

Andrew agrees.

Neil is a nightmare in the tent. He hates desserts. He hates measuring. He has never done a single prep bake. He has no idea what the desserts are during the technical challenge. He just goes with his gut (his iron gut). He produces three straight desserts that Paul will not let Prue eat for fear that she will just straight up die if she eats it. He is a pile of misery upon consuming all three.

When Neil is kicked off in round one no one is surprised. Paul pats Neil on the back as he leaves the tent and Neil just leans in, "Stuart Hatford sends his regards." he says now that the mic has been removed. Paul Hollywood's tan fades but Neil doesn't look back.

Andrew is a nightmare for a completely different reason and that reason is that he very visibly and honestly does not give a single flying fuck about what he's doing but he's doing quite well. He is the most boring man on camera, zero quips, won't interact with Noel and whoever the fuck is the other presenter by this point, just him doing exactly what the recipe requires and then he always makes a point of grabbing whatever Paul and Prue have judged and taking it all back to his station so that he can eat it. He stares straight into the camera as he eats an entire three tier cake. He dedicates every week he is Star Baker to his inspiration: Kevin Day.

Andrew makes it all the way to the Finals with impressive bakes that he basically just decided on 100% by how much he thinks it would upset Kevin to watch him eat it knowing that he SHOULD be doing weight training for the olympics. ("Weight TRAINING not Weight GAINING Andrew! Do you have to hold up two fingers as you eat the entire thing? Can you at least PRETEND it's not to SPITE me?" Kevin wails as Andrew calls him for the post-credit scene where the star bakers call their families usually but Andrew just uses it so everyone can hear Kevin Day lose his mind on Public Access.)

Andrew gets to the finals and his show stopper....it's immaculate. It's gorgeous. It's a work of art. Paul Hollywood is looking at this feat of modern baking engineering in wonder.

He shakes Andrew's hand before he even tastes it and-

"Stuart Hatford sends his regards."

Paul Hollywood is now nervous to eat this cake. Does he look out at the gathered friends and family of the contestants and see Stuart Hatford? Does he remember what he did?

He eats the cake because show obligations and it tastes as good as it looks but he is oddly silent as Prue talks about it.

Andrew Wins and Paul Hollywood stays exactly one entire party's width away from Neil, Stuart, and Andrew during the entire victory picnic.

Andrew gives his post bake-off speech and flat out says it was kind of boring and he wants to go home to America. The next scene is him driving off with Neil in an Aston Martin.

Edit: Thanks @the-inner-musings-of-a-worm for the idea once again!

#Great British Bake Off x AFTG #AFTG AU #AFTG #Andreil #There is absolutely some outrage about a fucking American winning #People are mad #Andrew is never invited back for any all stars follow-ups #Stuart has to ship that car across the ocean #He still thinks it was worth it to mess with Hollywood #What is Paul Hollywood and Stuart Hatford's past together you may ask? #Perhaps Stuart was a big Mary Berry fan. Perhaps he has sent an almost insane number of letters about this #And if Paul Hollywood woke up numerous times to cherry pie filling on his walls #Stating that Stuart Hatford preferred Mel and Sue? #And not a single detective Paul Hollywood went to would touch it once he gave Stuart's name? #Well that's between Stuart Paul Hollywood and GOD. #Personally I like the whole cast no matter the season #But I am not a man who has all 71 Mary Berry cookbooks and biographies #But you know who might? #Stuart Hatford might #A Foxhole Bake AU

[joansblondells]

 I know you're the homecoming queen type and all but are you strung out on something or what?

Shawnee Smith & Kevin Dillon as Meg Penny + Brian Flagg in THE BLOB (1988)

#the blob 1988 #horroredit #dailytvfilmgifs #dailyfilmsource #filmedit #classichorrorblog #1980s #throwbackblr #dailyflicks #80source #long post #errrmmmmmm.......sooooooooo........... ya #The Blob Hellcheerification 2022-23 ongoing category 5 psychotic female event #making gifsets so thematically niche your nan couldn't even begin to fathom the thought process #btw this is almost exactly what wlw hellcheer looks like in my mind. no I shan't elaborate. puzzle it out #op #hellcheer #<- legally allowed to use the tag for any and all nonsense as a ship veteran soz

[ekat-fandom-blog]

In a world where only soulmates can cause each other physical harm, Phantom just broke Bruce Wayne's arm.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp prompt #spirit halloween #spirit halloween ship #there's no need to control your strength when handling people if you can't hurt anyone #and then you accidentally break someone's arm because of it #doesn't have to be danny x bruce btw #this prompt works with almost any ship #even if you need to change “breaks so-and-so's arm” to “gives them a papercut while waving around a piece of paper”

[nostalgia-tblr]

"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

#jsyk sylkius or anything adjacent to it does not “Do Numbers” in any way and i observed this some time ago #i assume that's the “rival ships” element at work but who knows really #that sort of thing is like femslash in that everyone approves of it but nobody actually reads or writes it #but who would have thought sylvie beating loki with a stick would not bring in droves of readers???! shocking twist there! #& i don't consider sifki a rarepair but my rarepair standards are VERY strict like if there's >5 fics a pairing is basically mainstream #chasing popularity would annoy me though & i just don't have the mental spoons to try writing stuff i wouldn't personally read #yeah i *could* put my blorbos to work in a coffee shop but what cost to my own enjoyment levels? AT WHAT COST FANGELA??? #you can't please everyone so you may as well just please yourself and if anyone else likes it you've found some fellow freaks so yay #i don't mean please yourself in a wanking sense. though feel free to do that too it probably counts as a cardio workout idk. #BUT ANYWAY #fic related #ps i am v glad there's the “warning: loki” tag because i think/hope it acts as a filter for 'he did nothing wrong in his life ever' types #who are Valid & etc obviously but i write my morally grey characters to be morally grey and the tag might help avoid conflict #though tbh i write almost every character to be morally grey in some way so i can't claim to have left my comfort zone here #(i'm not joking when i say the 1987-89 run of Dr Who shaped my entire future fannish life from a young and apparently v impressionable age)

[anthonycrowley]

the fact azcrow is one of the top pairings on ao3 will never not be completely fucking bonkers to me tbqfh

#my post #idk man it's just wild to me it's like aww i remember when you had like 1500 fics #gomens #gomens tv #was looking at the ship stats list the other day i'm not even saying this is a bad thing it's just like damn #almost teen wolf big??? would not have predicted that in any stretch of the imagination tbh #like honestly i don't think it will ever ever overtake destiel because destiel is next level #but like. long term. not immediately. i am slightly concerned about it overtaking johnlock. look at those numbers.

[fightingwithallreality]

Benjamin West and his cat Grimalkin (1947) written by Marguerite Henry, illustrated by Wesley Dennis

Original title page by me! See this post for the first edition title page

@antiqueanimals

#benjamin west and his cat grimalkin #marguerite henry #wesley dennis #photopia #this book had the most illustrations of any henry book I've seen #there were 42 illustrations in total! #I picked my favorites! #because there were so many i used photopia to combine images #and clean up some of the linework #just so many cats #almost too many cats #but it could never be that #i think the one with the ship is my favorite #but really hes just a little guy #horse art #illustration #ink #quaker #cats #mr crisp

[general-cyno]

not to get ahead of myself but thinking abt future opla zolu made me a little emotional bc depending on how many seasons the show manages to get, there's high chances of seeing so many of luffy and zoro's moments. and the thing is - there's a lot of them? their relationship is built upon all these moments and interactions, some small, some big, some when they're not even together but still end up referencing or mirroring one another in some way. it's just so good. I can remember more than few off the top of my head in alabasta, jaya, skypiea, water 7/enies lobby, thriller bark, sabaody etc and that's just pre-timeskip. opla has so much potential to go absolutely bonkers with these two I'm unwell

#!!!!! maybe it's time for a re-watch #zolu #tp #do you ever think abt how hard 'what good is ambition if I can't even save the life of my own captain?' is gonna hit #after luffy's 'I need you zoro' and zoro's vow. the sheer angst of luffy watching zoro almost get killed in sabaody #the possible angst fuel of whiskey peak #the hurt/comfort of water 7. the peak soulmatism behavior in jaya etc #I feel insane just thinking abt it #it all depends on the show's future success and how much they actually invest in the writing #and their particular relationship too but it's like!!!! I think of all these moments and just. they're so important? #I can't really imagine erasing any of them out of the plot bc it's just so integral to both their characters and the crew dynamics #like zolu tends to be considered a more hmmm subtle? kind of ship? in terms of the nuance of their relationship #if that makes any sense #but in a LA TV format it gets more....blatant and nearly unavoidable to acknowledge how crucial it is #I think of opla's main theme playing in the background as zoro makes his vow in ep 6 all the time

[starishsky]

free day / the moon will sing

#serennedy week 2023 #serennedy #luis serra #leon kennedy #resident evil 4 #resident evil #starishsky draws #starishsky vid #hey what's up everyone it's 11 am and i'm queueing this for like. 5 pm #i haven't slept since 4 pm yesterday bc i was worried i wouldn't finish it on time + i wanted to be done with the video #i almost cried a little shading the last leon's hair. the art juice ran out right around then. #i'm going to hibernate for a week now. #(fun week btw. if the sw mods are reading these tags. probably not though.) #thank god i don't have any strong feelings abt any other ships bc this and chreon week took me the fuck OUT #i'll probably post some of the still images later