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bubblegumbarbie33 · 7 months
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Do shameless fans have the best taste in music? Who's to say?
(me, bitch. I'm saying it.)
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kkshowtunes · 11 months
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google citing ao3 as a source is so unhinged
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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is
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arguablysomaya · 8 months
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Jason: You tweeted something that I wanted to make sure we talked about because it's just too good to ignore. Dick: Oh, god. Jason: And I quote “I've been drunk in Portugal for 3 days (obv)-” By the way, you had the amount of characters to spell “obviously”. Dick: Yeah, but I didn’t have the capacity… Jason: Yeah, I figured that. You had the capacity for the rest of this tweet though. “-And I can honestly say nothing is better than traveling with your friends and doing weird shit.”  Dick: Dick: …I deleted that in the morning. Jason: Mhm. Here’s my one question. Dick: Go ahead. Jason: Was this written by you, or the fucking 22-year-old white sorority girl that lives inside your body?
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corffee · 7 days
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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟑: 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋
Prompt list made by: @sonicmarinermay @youhalfwit
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evercelle · 8 months
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The truth is: Saihara keeps losing time. The lie is: he doesn’t know why.
-- from manic moves and drowsy dreams by @merthurlin!
a post-game saiou collab maayan and i cooked up a little bit ago! sometimes a family is you, your cats, and the brainghost who won't let you be alone...
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dare-to-dm · 7 months
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green-green-grass · 4 months
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twenty fungalore: he heard your wish
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qpr-love · 5 months
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ratfest · 2 months
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Malevolent fans when the anguished whimpering noises come on:
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womenaremypriority · 6 months
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Homosexuality will outlive postmodernism.
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agentc0rn · 4 months
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This thing is stuck in my head
Edit: prankster might not be the best word idk what I thought of it, but out of context chicken dance seems like a funny one
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spectral-honey · 2 years
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Damian getting one of those scenes where fun/upbeat music plays while he kills/beats up a bunch of people
At the end Damian turns and yells "Todd turn off that infernal music! Do you know the meaning of subtlety" & the music cuts off as Jason walks out with a boombox on his shoulder
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itzsassha · 7 months
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Mr.Reed.... dont look at me like that 🙈💓 ...
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I've been thinking a lot about Leonarda's not-death ever since it happened back in April.
("What death?" you might ask, to which I say: "EXACTLY!")
Back in mid-April, Vegetta and Leonarda were mining together in a one-block wide tunnel. A mob (a Petriman) got between the two of them, and Vegetta told Leonarda to step back while he took care of it. At this point, they'd spent enough time together that he trusted Leo to listen to him.
Instead, she was killed by the same sweeping edge bug that killed her siblings.
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Vegetta's reaction here is what's really interesting to me. Unlike most other parents on the Island, there are no shouts or tears – only a very brief "Hmm" and then silence. He very quietly takes stock of the situation, saying "Vegetta, no" and wondering aloud why Leo didn't defend herself. In chat, Foolish says "It was a bug, right? LAG" to which Vegetta slowly responds "Yes, lag. Bug." (Despite this, Foolish still asks "WHAT HAPPENED" in chat, though Vegetta doesn't reply).
Instead, he creates a slightly wider space in the tunnel where Leo's body is. He continues quietly taking stock of the situation, wondering why Leo didn't defend herself (which is what necessitated his intervention). She'd been lagging a lot that day, and he figures that must be the cause, and eventually when Leo re-appears out of thin air in the middle of the cave and collects her stuff, she confirms that the lag got to her and that's why she didn't fight the mob.
Now here's where things get interesting:
Vegetta checks the tab list. Online, it's just him, Leonarda, Roier, and Foolish. He quietly tells Leonarda "The body has already disappeared, and without a body, there is no crime. Nothing is happening. Did you die?" Leo shakes her head, and Vegetta shakes his head too, and in the kind voice he uses sometimes with Leo, he says: "I believe you have not died. Where is the body? It isn't anywhere, no mija. If it was a mistake, it was a mistake."
Leo says: "I saw Diosito (God) pa, and I was scared. God, what am I doing here?" and Vegetta laughs, telling her it's alright. Leo says "No pasa nada (don't worry / nothing happened)" and Vegetta says: "And the people who are watching us have not seen it either." To Foolish and Roier, he messages: "Secreto."
And the funniest thing about this is it worked.
Not a single person spoke about it. I saw this entire event go down live and I didn't see a WHISPER of what transpired among fans. I can't even remember if the QSMP official accounts talked about it (they sure didn't mention it in Vegetta's recap of the day). We could discuss this in meta terms of course– Leo was having known lag issues that day, Vegetta's beloved by the admins so of course they're willing to turn a blind eye rather than slap a "?" over Leonarda's life on the Eggstatistics, but meta talk isn't what I'm interested in here.
I'm interested in q!Vegetta, the weird "god-adjacent" aura he's got, and the way the universe bends to his will.
Before he took a break from the server, Rubius seemed to be a caretaker for the Eggs who died (for example, he was present when Maxo, Quackity, and Mariana & Slime said their final goodbyes to Trumpet, Tilin, and JuanaFlippa). Because of his role as an "angel" and some of his dialogue during the early days of the server, it's not a stretch to say he probably came to collect any Egg who lost a life. I can imagine he did the same when he saw Leonarda die – that is, until Vegetta said "And the people who are watching us have not seen it either." Realistically, we know Vegetta was saying this to Chat (and possibly the admins as well), but again, we're looking at this from an "in-universe" perspective.
I wonder if Vegetta was aware of Rubius' role, and this was his way of telling Rubius "No. I won't allow that to happen." We know Rubius has a soft-spot for Vegetta (and we also know that Rubius was cast out of heaven several months later) so it makes me wonder if these two instances are connected.
Either way, this isn't the first time the laws of the QSMP universe have bent for Vegetta, and I certainly don't think it'll be the last.
Rubius or no, Leo didn't die that day.
Vegetta made sure of it.
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