I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??
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Atlas: Taryn? Hey!
Atlas: What happened-
Taryn: Please don’t.
Atlas: Can you talk to me?
Taryn: [ strained ] What is there to say that you don’t already know? I keep asking myself why you’re so nice to me all of a sudden. Why would someone like you be around someone like me and it’s such a… Mind-fuck.
Atlas: I swear to you, it isn’t like that-
Taryn: Am I just a one night stand?
Atlas: [ stammers ] N-No!
Taryn: Convincing.
Atlas: I’m sorry it wasn’t a good enough response, I’m just caught off guard. Why would you assume that?
Taryn: Because my questions made sense the minute you walked out of that building and there was lipstick smeared all over your face. Then you gave me this look, something about it made me realize I wasn’t the first and I don’t think I’d be the last.
Atlas: [ flatly ] We didn’t even catch each other's name, that’s how little it meant.
Taryn: [ barely a whisper ] Oh now that’s incredibly fucked up… Was that supposed to make me feel better?
Atlas: Bee-
Taryn: [ voice breaks ] Was it worth it? [ pauses ] Don’t… Answer that. I’m… Gonna go now.
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One whole decade old. An immeasurable infinite ancient knowledge, tamed by cookies naturally.
So yeah. Out of all the expensive, fancy, gourmet, over the top sweets I've gotten for Flak over the years, cookies still remain his favorite, with icing and sprinkles of course, so cookies he got, and he hunted down every last sprinkle he could get hold of. The horror, icing and colorful bits of gore slung everywhere, quite a sight to behold.
Flak doesn't care much for "chicken stuff" and doesn't stay outside long, but I've been doing more gardening work in the past couple days than I have in.. years. He's seen me digging around in the dirt and has joined in, supervising and letting me know if any threats (like a bumblebee or perhaps a falling leaf) get too close. We are both exhausted. It's been a good birthday for him I think; he's out cold right now.
I owe Flak my life. I really hope cookies are sufficient payment for today.
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i’ve been off tumblr so much this last week but i finally had time to read through the lola newspaper 🤭🤭
i squealed when i saw that you reblogged a pic of paul (even tho it was for oscar’s answer to it) 🥺 made me forget about the fact that i just witnessed his car get cut in (almost) half and just go up in flames 🥰
and the vid u posted of lando trying to guess oscar’s secret talent…. might be one of my faves now :(( so much about it!! the smiles, the giggles, the glances…. oscar trying to give him a hint…. the way they touch their temples at the end like “yeah we’re geniuses” 🫶
and lastly: sorry to hear that you’re getting sick :(((( hope u have a speedy recovery!! and that oscar suddenly appears in your home to take care of you <33 letting you rest your head on his chest, feeling his chest rise and lower underneath you as his hands stroke your back and arms, playing with you hair… giving you a little squeeze every once in a while because he just can’t contain himself, kissing your forehead… having to stick to just forehead, cheek and temple kisses because you insist that he can’t properly kiss you, not wanting him to be sick too, no matter how much he complains :( and i hope he cooks for you, all of your favorite comfort dishes, while also making sure you get the right nutrients and vitamins to make sure you get well as soon as possible…. him running out when you’re napping to get you some sweets and all kinds of stuff you might want 🫶
including some soft osc too in hopes that it will help you get better <333 hope u have a good day love!! and that you can catch up on some sleep after getting up so early 😚😚
I bet it was tons of content you had to catch up on 😏
Yk, I'm not a big fan of Paul in general, not bad, but I'm just neutral 🤷♀️ so if you see him on my blog, it has to be something Oscar related 😂 GET CUT IN HALF & GO UP IN FLAMES??? EXCUSE ME? What did I miss? Is he okay??? 😭
SUCH A PRECIOUS VIDEO 🥺🥺 Landoscar fans have been well fed with content and all of them are CUTE AF 🥰🥰 the way Lando mocked him that he has no talent 😂 the eye contact and giggles are tooo much I SWEAR 😭😭 Oscar signaling to Lando but he's so stupid to understand MY GOD I LOVE THEM 🥺🥺 YES HAHAH
Thank you honey, it’s getting better but I still get pretty tired after being awake for a few hours ☹️
THE MENTAL IMAGE of him taking care of me in any form just healed my heart and soul, I feel so much better 🥹🥹 snuggling up to him, falling asleep because of his soft caressing and warmth radiating off his body 😩😩 oh kisses, strictly on the forehead indeed 🥺 OH MY GOD cooks for me 😭😭 hope he doesn’t burn down the kitchen while doing so but my god I’d be so damn sweet 🥹🥹 RUNNING OUT TO BUY ME THINGS!! Pls I’m dying 🫠🫠🫠
OH LORD!! The soft gaze he has on the first one IM MELTING MALFUNCTIONING SCREAMING 😩😩😩 soooo adorable 🥺🥺🥺 pulling that face on the last one when I disobey to stay in bed 🤭 he’s not impressed 😭 NAWWW THE SMILE STFU IM IN LOVE 🥹🥹🥹
Thank you babe for all the pics and the mental image of Oscar being domestic af 🥴 I literally went back to sleep after the race and took a nap around 4pm too 😂 and still tired and sick af ☹️
Hope you have a better day and take care of yourself! Many of my friends are sick too, make sure you don’t catch anything 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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the most wholesome thing is seeing that the wholesome post blog runner is probably one of the nicest people ever :3 i’m generally Terrified of sending asks especially to a blog that Does Things like this but seeing you talk in the tags instead of just reblogging and moving on makes you seem very friendly and approachable !!!! and i hope u know i appreciate that :] i hope you have a wonderful day and both sides of your pillow are always cool and that if you see a random cat on the sidewalk it won’t run away from U ♡
woah, META-WHOLESOME!! thank ya for the compliment, i try my best to carry out those kinds of traits i value!!!!! i’m SUPER super glad that ya did!!! THANK YOU THANK U!! always appreciating how much of an impact this lil blog has on top of appreciating u for sharing as much with me :-)
it’s always a TRIP getting to hear that something i do that i wasn’t even really mindfully doing makes all the difference?? i’m just really, REALLY grateful for all the different kinds of posts that get sent my way and seeing cool + uplifting + sentimental + OVERALL WHOLESOME posts that i express my thanks + ramble a bit in the tags haha !!
i ALSO hope you have as terrific of a day as you’re able to! and i hope you’ll enjoy seeing more posts pop up!
AND YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE but i got new pillow cases like a week ago THAT DO JUST THAT! AND THERE’S A NEW CAT ON THE STREET WHO HANGS OUT WITH ME SOMETIMES (i’ve been planning to see if he has a microchip, but i know for a fact that the neighbors who feed all the stray cats on our street already have a cage + are well-versed in TNR, so i’ve been thinking about asking them first because the thought that someone could be out there looking for their pal is enough for me to “do it scared”) !! SO THANK U NOT ONLY FOR THE SWEET SENTIMENTS BUT ALSO FOR THE UNEXPECTED HILARITY OVER THE FACT THAT THEY’VE COME TRUE???
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Alright, I don't want to be a dick (and that's half the reason why I'm not answering this ask properly and censoring the user's name; I don't want to throw them to the wolves over poor wording), but I just have to say this: if you're going to send in an art request to me, please at least do me the basic decency of being polite about it. I am doing them for free and out of my own spare time, so I am under no obligation to make them if I don't want to.
The way this particular request is written feels like the equivalent of a 'please update' on a fic or like I'm some sort of AI art generator you're putting a prompt into, and it absolutely turns me off wanting to make art for you, which I won't be doing for this one. I'm sorry to be pedantic over phrasing, but I have to set some boundaries when it comes to requests, and this is one of them.
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