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just-a-queer-crow · 21 days

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Watching this show for the first with the knowledge that Buck is bi makes so many things so much more impactful than it would have if it I had watched it before

Like I just watched the scene where the old gay couple died and oh my god it makes it so much more impactful GAHHHHH

#going to eat a brick #like hes looking at these old photos #and listening to this old gay man #and hes telling him abt how much he loved another man #like oh my goddddd #idk older queer ppl helping younger aueer ppl find themselves is so important to me #even tho buck doesnt know hes queer #911 show #911 abc #911 fox #evan buckley #bisexual evan buckley

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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avephelis · 4 months

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top ten riptide bits that make me pause the episode and physically recoil and walk away for a day and resort to homophobia and

#and as soon as i pick it up again gillion locks chip in a room with him and forces him to listen to him reading old man yaoi gay sex aloud #THEY MAKE ME SICK #jrwi spoilers #jrwi #fnc #jrwi fnc #jrwi fish and chips #jrwi riptide #i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i

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x-letsbreaksomerules-x · 1 year

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is this something

#fenhawke #fenris #hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #they’re truly the most country x emo of all time #shoutout to austin for having the same braincell as me bc i’ve been thinking about this too much now #this is the dynamic ever idc #the most loser pathetic emo man in his 20s with a lame bachelor pad full of wolf iconography #with the most lame sad gay country bumpkin imaginable who drives a shitty battered old pickup and listens to bad country music #they both suck ao much and all their friends are just as bad in orher ways

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non-un-topo · 11 months

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Thinking about the sniper duo

#tog #the old guard #siggy draws #quynh #nicolo di genova #the old gays #genuinely they're all i can think about this week #what are they running from / shooting at?? idk they probably fucked up sdfghfds #the headcanon is: when you put these two together they have a lot of fun but they're a DISASTER.#here's a story: some rich man saw quynh and immediately decided she was going to be his wife #and ofc quynh had issues with this and wanted to smack the shit out of this guy right away.#which she did. which escalated into a duel of sorts. nicolo is just there on the side like 'oh shit'.#either quynh was in disguise or she was forced to wear the dress. either way she is Not happy about it.#cue little brother who can lift his own weight and sprint to the rescue #maybe i should make this into a fic omg #can you fucking tell i started this by listening to anime osts ended it with disney songs

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samarecharm · 5 months

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it happens alot

OG link (ha) and image under the cut

lol

#persona 5 #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #listen. look at me. I draw the roughest women and sweatiest bears. its my favorite pasttime. I know damn well he does not look fucking butc #I was tempted to change it to lesbian instead of butch but like #thats not whats in the IMAGE .....head in hands #IN REALITY he is just a very pretty lesbian that is also sometimes butch if u get to talk to him #like oops haha its just that *gestures to all six feet of him*#padding out the 'hes nb but also its cause he doesnt care at all' hc #also. man i need to draw him more; he comes out looking so baby everytime #too used to drawing gay old bears and furries so when my brain says hey ur drawing a Young Man im like GOT IT......baby time #ah well #at least he looks more like Him in my wip #Oh u know what? i was going to add more tags about him but i have a BLOG w a POST button. love that shit <3

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sketchy--akechi · 1 year

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the adoptive dads are dating

#persona 5 royal #persona 5 #sojiro sakura #sakura sojiro #iwai munehisa #munehisa iwai #sojiwai #ive decided thats their shipping name #LISTEN THIS STARTED AS A JOKE BUT THE LONGER I THINK ABOUT THIS SHIP THE BETTER IT GETS #TIRED ADOPTIVE DADS BROUGHT TOGETHER BY WINGMAN AKIRA WHO ACTUALLY JUST WANTS DISCOUNT ON IWAIS WEAPONS #KAORU AKIRA FUTABA SIBLING TRIO #them being old acquaintances who meet again through akira!!!#they bond over their love for coffee and akira #iwai visits leblanc to flirt the same way akechi does #shy sojiro who doesnt feel confident about dating a man x openly gay/bi iwai #MIDDLE AGED MAN FINDING LOVE TOGETHER #clutches fist #spread the sojiwai agenda.#liz art

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stuffedsand · 9 months

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innocent voting kazui every day is not enough i need a gun

#LISTEN #hes silly and deserves an inno vote #also like #idk man i wouldnt blame him for wanting to conform to society #esp since hes like. a different generation where discussion around not being straight was not as common i dont think #esp not in asia! it still aint common here #but yea i think the silly old gay man should be innocent voted cmon guys #kazui mukuhara #milgram #also reminger that you can vote once a day cuz god have i been doing that #also sorry my dear mutuals i have literally only been rbing milgram these few days whoopsies #ill go reblog smth else later but also inno this cat for me ty <3 #i love interactive fiction but i dont want mahiru to die <3 #anyways extra thing of the birthday TL convo???? sir that so fruity???????? you dont say that shit to a friend cmon #oh also like. idk as much as he was wrong for proposing to his wife not much he can do to change that #he knowwws we dont have to tell him #i rather im be unchanged than have a dead person yk #anyways sorry again mutuals im insane #came out of “i dont make original posts” prison for this

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welcometoteyvat · 11 months

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jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic

#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship'#like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse #if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY #now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default #also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet #subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate #also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)???#at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him #too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed #listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci #jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person #plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing #also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍#JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving #the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female #mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3 #the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting #tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO #ramblings!#zhongxiao #if you want to filter it out ??

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liesmyth · 2 months

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if i can add, the sheer number of fics of charles as the bottom or an omega would send that poor straight man to the hospital

I care less about that ngl because I think famous men getting twinkified and impregnated on ao3 is good for the environment and keeps them humble. It's feminism.

#ask #anonymous #rpf #<- for blacklist #besides. in this specific case. I guarantee that man has heard worse from all the thirsty italian gays sliding in his DMs #(kidding aside I'm an Old School YOU DON'T SHOW FIC TO PEOPLE INVOLVED! fan #who shuddered back when Graham Norton showed slash cherik fanart to James McAvoy #& would never post about anything rpf to twitter / tiktok / any algorithm based platform #...but listen... Some athletes could use the reality check of how GAY their homoerotic obsessions with teammates / rivals looks from the ou #Maybe AO3 would be therapeutic for them if they found it)

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queenerdloser · 3 months

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reading baldur's gate fic is so funny to me sometimes because almost every single tav i've read is like. a nerd. awkward. stuck in a library/commune/forest and doesn't know How To Do People. combat unready. a wee paper slip of a person. self-doubting and uncertain.

whereas i am out here with my bard who dumped all her stats in charisma and perception and therefore is no longer able to fail a persuasion check. and my personal backstory for her is that she's an insanely well known frontman for a rock band in baldur's gate so literally everyone they meet knows who she is. nonstop flirt. clocks manipulation left and right because seeing through performances is like half of her skillset. oh yeah. and she can fucking oneshot you by being mean in your direction.

#all tavs are created equal obvs but if you are not making your tav so op it's funny what is the point #i wrote some quick drabbles bc as always im irked by the way i cant tailor responses in rpg to match my characterization #and like. the funniest scene i have is when they go to the grove and literally EVERYONE there knows who she is.#it's like. if fucking beyonce picked up a rapier and a group of raggedy ass nobodies and said Let's Fucking Go #also making astarion have NO clue who she is was deeply funny to me. that old man doesnt listen to hip young music #he's too busy being traumatized and gay #bg3 #im truly not being mean i love the awkward tavs too #it's just so very far from how i characterize my own i have to laugh #that said i want to do a durge run & HIM i plan to make awkward and uncertain #this rockstar persona all came about bc i want a canon reason to give her purple hair btw #and to dress her in slutty little shirts with tit windows #me playing bg3 as a dress up romance game as god intended #im saving the astarion romance for my durge run but they WILL be best friends. and yes. she falls for gale of all people

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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