Rooster Teeth is shutting down, how you feeling?
mavin is dead. long live mavin
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Isreal is trying to force the world to move on from its disproven atrocity propaganda, and we should never allow it to do so.
Keep reminding the world.
Name the lairs.
A link to the Twitter thread
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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saw Barbie and I’m obsessed with the Ken war being, like, play fighting but then Allan got to commit actual violence as a treat
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i’m glad nintendo is leaning into link’s True Vibe, a hillbilly who does fucking INSANE and probably life-threatening car mods in his free time
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People who say that Prince Gumball is better than Princess Bubblegum are the most boring bitches in the planet because their reasoning is always “he’s a better person”. I hope he bakes someone into a pie next season of Fionna and Cake
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Aren’t you grateful to be alive Amanda ?
( birthday gift for my bestie, my king @monsieurlerobot )
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Halsin and Jenevelle are having a very good morning.
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They are clinging so desperately to their disproven atrocity propaganda.
Keep shaming and exposing these genocidal lairs.
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Crimson Peak is SO fucking funny when they first get to the house and Hiddles is like. Oh yeah forget to mention, giant hole in the roof. Also the floor is rotten, someday the whole foundation will collapse. And don't be alarmed if the pipes start bleeding! It's just that the very ground beneath our feet is oozing red liquid, absolutely drenched with it, as though the entire house is bleeding and bloodstained, as though the very earth our family legacy is built upon were one great open wound.
I fucking love Gothic settings. Don't worry about it Edith, welcome to your very normal and inhabitable house.
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Additionally Vasco confess increasingly outlandish sins just to pass the hour with Machete:
... And then I went to kitchen to get something to snack on even when it wasn't lunchtime (!!!) And I took an apple and turned to wash it in water basin but it slipped from my grasp and splashed water everywhere. There I just stood looking the poor, slowly drowning, apple in wet kitchen.
Machete: Again, not a sin. Not even weird.
... And when I was writing letters I drew seven small ponies on the parchment. They were so crudely made. Just a blob with six sticks as legs... Oh god! Ponies only have four legs! Father please, can God forgive such atrocities? What a monster have I become drawing such abominations!
Outside of the booth you can hear giggling.
Vasco's ponies. Ponies by Vasco.
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Imagine you’re Grover and Annabeth. Your friend has just tricked you in an attempt to sacrifice himself for you. This is the second time this has happened to you in your life. You watch him fall out of the Arch. You see the three fates and watch them clip a string.
You think he’s dead. He’s definitely dead, no question. Except you go to look for him, expecting absolutely nothing, but trying to keep the faith.
And then he climbs out of the river, waves awkwardly at you, and says “hi.”
I would’ve thrown him back in the river.
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