#and this is a bad joke

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

#tiktok #tiktoks #well actually this is from #instagram reels #Instagram #but we all know what i mean #short form videos #comedy #hahaha #🤓 #funny #praying mantis #entomology #entomology jokes #and something else entirely #dogs #little dog #chihuahua #creachur #bad jokes #yeah #i think thats enough tags

[visit-ba-sing-se]

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

#So what if my last refuge is bad jokes #Every Day i get Emails #And have to make phone calls

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[thunderon]

i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered “dark academia” and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers

#keep it real with me…. #was it that bad of a joke or was it a tough crowd #*sniffles* i can handle the truth #op #life is life #bestof

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[franeridart]

more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ?? #i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho…………….. #what was that man even thinking………………….

[emily-e-draws]

treating every korok I find extra gently to make up for all the war crimes 💔

#loz #totk #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #korok #please note: ive heard the 'i'm going to treat them twice as bad to cancel it out' joke enough times that i will block on sight. thank you

[chloesimaginationthings]

The actual lore in FNAF ultimate custom night

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #evan afton #fnaf cassidy #fnaf crying child #fredbear #fnaf andrew #toysok #fnaf #fnaf 4 #ultimate custom night #fnaf ucn #fazbear frights #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #this comic is unserious btw #sorry if this is your first introduction to Andrew #BUT HEY ANDREW MENTIONED 🔥🔥 #I wanted to make a little joke comic around the lil guy #cause seriously anytime someone learns of Andrew they go ‘who?’ #Cassidy getting all this bad rep for no reason #she’s (maybe) not even the one who made Williams super hell #Andrew gets to scoot by smh

[cr3eks]

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

[idiotsonlyevent]

i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

#i love making fun of him but he is like. Very Explicitly Not a Deadbeat Dad lol #WHY DID I WRITE SO MUCH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #CHILCHUCK I AHTE EYOUUUUUIUUU #WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME.... #EDIT: 'i thought the deadbeat dad stuff was a joke do ppl actually think that?' YES thats why i made this post 😭😭 bc ive seen ppl genuinely #say that hes a bad dad/husband! #L.txt #dungeon meshi #chilposting #long post #chilchuck #chilchuck tims

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

#I'll be here all night #i'm so sorry lmao #bad jokes #trans humor #lgbtq #Genderfluid #You'd think with the amount of bullshit I've seen on this site I'd be more confident posting shit jokes.

[elf-punk]

Jessica spending half the movie scheming with her unborn fetus is the feminist revival Hollywood needed

#dune part two #dune 2 #rebecca ferguson #timothée chalamet #lady jessica #dune #paul atreides #alia atreides #feel the need to disclaim that this post is a JOKE #yes colonialism is bad #No I don’t actually think Jessica is a feminist icon #Smh

[chongoblog]

This old man. He played four

He man door hand hook car door

With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone

My dad’s dead then who was phone

#good morning #shoves bad jokes into the meter

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Some bonus art, I initially started making this in a totally different art style but changed my mind about halfway through lmao, here are the parts I finished

#edit: terfs fuck off #this is literally about people like you #flashing #pulsing light #eye strain #(only under the read more cut) #art #comic #colored pencil #Illustration #I realized like halfway through making this that this is just the leopards eating peoples faces party joke lmao #im glad i abandoned that original art style bc the way it gets compressed when converted to a gif is so bad 😩 #actual reason i abandoned the original style was it was taking super long #especially if i wanted it to actually look good #but i still liked how it came out so i wanted to post it anyway lol

[hashtagloveloses]

the hollywood studios are the dumbest people alive bc now every american city with a large film/TV industry (LA, NYC, Atlanta, etc) are going to be overrun by grown up theatre kids (professional writers and actors) hanging out together in public for months on end with nothing to do but emulate newsies. whole american cities are about to look like the inside of a suburban dennys at 11 pm on a saturday after a high school musical closes. they have trapped millions of people in a hell of unimaginable proportions.

#wga strike #this is a joke the bad part is that they are not being paid a living wage #also i am a former theatre kid ok i can make the joke #sag strike #writers strike #original post