Thanks for participating in my poll!
It was way more fun than I expected, l originally thought that Martyn was going to win by a landslide because all my friends but one thought he was the evil one. Even some people were surprised by how even it was. Which of course led to propaganda about who should win.
Philza:
Martyn:
But the funniest and most popular category that I did not include, the secret third option: BOTH
Which inspired me to do a little bit of shitpost featuring a young Martyn and Philza
But there's another more secreter third option and the gigachad that mentioned it:
I already made a comment about these tags, but that doesn't mean I love it any less.
Brunim is absolutely the most evilest of those 3. Sure Martyn is a chaotic little shit that would stab people for fun, sure Philza is an anarchist with a long history of violence, but Brunim is both of all of those things and more. He is a vampire emperor, who later turned into an anarchist, killed and hurt SO many people, mainly Forever, which, by the way, the reason why he has a weird obsession with imprisoning people (like Phil and Bad) is because Brunim did it, he is the main reason why Forever is like that. I love him.
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Thinking about men and their slutty waists
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saw this on Twitter and started laughing so hard I had to stop walking to cough up a lung I've never been this hysterical in my life
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Okay I've been thinking about this little stupid detail all fucking week.
I love how Husk grabs all four of Angel's hands.
He's just being so sweet and just accepting Angel for all that he is and I'm crying.
BUT THEN IT GETS EVEN CRAZIER CUZ
Angel literally puts his extra arms away just so that it will be easier for Husk to dance with him 😭😭😭😭😭
THIS SHIP!! THEY MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH!!
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More of the Role Reversal AU featuring some redeemed sinners and a younger Sera
Full parody lyrics of Respectless
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Swear it feels like I’ve been at AR 55 for ten years
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bro is preaching to the toaster
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More shitty doodles because im so normal and I'm a loser baby a loser goddamn- QwQ <3
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gojo feels like he's gonna DIE if he doesn't get to kiss you after you've just swallowed his cum. he's instantly tugging you up or he's dropping down to his knees beside you (whichever is the fastest yk) and he's just on you. lips locked, heavy breathing; his hands are just fucking all over you. he's sucking on your tongue, moaning into your mouth at his own taste. he's such a freak<333333333333
and i think he gets even more turned on if you make fun of him for it a bit. call him disgusting or call him a perv and he's popping another boner<333333333333
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do you know what?
I miss long seasons.
I miss seasons that had 20 episodes and half of them could be cut and nothing would be lost to the story.
I miss the episodes where nothing fucking happens but you get to see the main cast goofing around with one another. You get to see their interactions, their relationships develop, their day-to-day lives and how they all fit together in them.
You get the Christmas/halloween/valentine's special -is it needed? certainly not. but is it good? is it entertaining? does it give the show and characters life? do we, the viewers, enjoy it? YES!
give me long stories!! give me little quarrelling spats between characters that can be resolved in one episode with no need to have an impact on the greater story! make these stories real!
let me enjoy them before they end!!!
I absolutely love Hazbin Hotel and the little world that's been created, but I can't help but feel disappointed we're only getting two seasons of 8 episodes.
back in the early 2000's 16 episodes would have been ONE season, never mind the entire thing.
show my angel dust and husk and nifty and sir penthouse living their daily lives in the hotel! show me Charlie brainstorming ways to redeem sinners! give me Charlie forcing the hotel staff to do cringe-y exercises! give me an entire episode of Vox trying to follow alastor through security cameras! Give me husks typical day! Give me a special through the eyes of nifty on a mission to irradiate the hotel of bugs! Give me sir penthouse and the egg boys up to no good!
give me something other than the bare necessities to make the story flow
6 months have nearly gone by in the hotel, and it feels like 1 month.
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