Constance: Anne, why aren't you dressed yet?
Anne: I... uh... have nothing to wear
[Constance starts going through her closet]
Constance: You have nine robes, sixteen gowns, eight shirts- hey Aramis, and six pairs of pants
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I can’t believe nobody told me to watch the musketeers sooner. It’s literally just a bunch of sexy brown eyed men prancing around in little leather outfits. It’s the 1600s but they act like cowboys. this is literally all I want out of a tv show????
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I really want to write or at least attempt to sketch a musketeers figure skating modern au but since it's not happening any time soon, here are some of my headcanons as a person who knows approximately nothing substantial about how figure skating works:
Treville is everyone's coach, of course.
the boys are all stars in the figure skating world along with Constance, Milady, Anne and Ninon. The ladies (except Constance) are being coached by Richelieu.
Richelieu is a retired star, Treville also retired early due to a serious injury.
Athos and Aramis almost exclusively do paired routines. Athos used to be partnered with Milady before they had a falling-out, which is how he ended up in Treville's group and she in Richelieu's.
Ninon gets dropped by Richelieu for reasons yet unknown, and while she doesn't officially join Treville's crew she does some routines with Athos.
Aramis' main partner is his best friend Constance. However, when he gets injured right before the season, she urgently has to seek and train with a new partner.
Enter: d'Artagnan! He gets scouted out by Treville in a local event and he decides his style fits Constance's a lot and that he can temporarily replace Aramis as her partner. Of course, d'Art sticks around even after Aramis is fit to skate again (and also he catches feelings for Constance, which Aramis can't stop teasing him about).
Porthos is primarily a solo skater, but after d'Artagnan joins, he practices some paired routines with Aramis. Now as far as I know, same-gender paired routines aren't really allowed in competitive figure skating, which can play out in a few different ways, but alas, this is getting long already.
Anyway, Anne comes in later when Louis, her husband and sponsor, gets to collaborate with Treville for a charity event. Anne, a big name in the female figure skating world, requests to collab with Aramis, since the latter is currently partner-less. Things get... heated on the ice! Drama ensues.
I have this very specific scene in my mind where Treville's group all go out for milkshakes and snacks after practice and they are very happy and cozy and they have fun, which is great. I love them your honour.
Savoy is much less tragic in this; it's just the competition in which Aramis got hurt, because he was distracted since his ex, Marsac, had just broken up with him.
The Court of Miracles is Porthos' old skating team (he was into team skating for a while), but he left because he wanted a fresh start and an independent career that didn't include him following orders. It's fine though, he's still friends with Charon and Flea, who now do paired routines!
Athos' brother didn't die nor assault Milady, they're just estranged because of family drama.
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i’m in a annamis brain rot rn, i hate hyper fixating on things that aren’t mainstream like where are the edits and fanfics?? this couple’s so underrated and if they were bigger ik for a fact people would love their slow ass burn and forbidden romance tropes
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