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enigma-the-mysterious · 10 months
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My take-away from the whole Titanicgate incident
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k-wame · 6 months
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PIO MARMAÏ as Porthos The Three Musketeers - Part I: D'Artagnan (2023) · dir. Martin Bourboulon
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derekstilinski · 7 months
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the musketeers + incorrect quotes from @incorrect-musketeers & @enigma-the-mysterious 🤝
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eliotdrawings · 3 months
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happy 10th anniversary
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jars-artcollection · 4 months
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porthos wip :)
do not repost.
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diversehistorical · 1 year
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howard charles as porthos du vallon in the musketeers
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wingsofhcpe · 5 months
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Porthos: you're sick! Your temperature is 104.1!
Aramis: I'm not sick! If I was sick, could I do this?
Aramis: ... *stares intently at Porthos*
Athos: what are you doing?
Aramis: ...cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
D'Artagnan, softly: no.
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thesenesx · 1 year
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Porthos and his cat <3
Based on this set photo
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porthos du vallon from the 2014 series is truly the most character ever. he eats racists for breakfast. he's the beefiest man alive. he's got a cool scar across his eye. one time a little girl asked him if he was a giant. his preferred methods of communication are grunts and thunderous laughter. he dresses exclusively in leather and chemises and bandanas and gold earrings and big hats. he would not suspect two people are sleeping together if they fucked in front of him. he picked his own birthday. he loves his mom. he can wrestle half a dozen men at the same time and win. he's in love with his best friends. he doesn't have daddy issues, his daddies have issues with him. he can shoot a melon on top of someone's head but only if he's drunk. he's got the biggest dick in paris. he grew up in a kingdom of thieves. he consistently worries about the common people first when facing a political problem. he owns a book of poetry. he peptalked a lesbian into giving birth. they paired him off with that very same lesbian in the literal last episode of the show so he could fit the straight ending but i know a lavander marriage when i see one so it's okay
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bullet-prooflove · 15 days
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Oh, if you're still looking for requests, can I please ask for more Porthos from The Musketeers? Maybe with No. 6 from the Donna’s Wednesday Radio Show Prompt List #27: "She tastes like the sunshine kissing me"
Thank you! 💐🫶
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Companion piece to: A Little Adventure
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Your kisses feel like sunshine across Porthos’s skin as you bestow them across his neck and shoulders, each one light, each one teasing. Your fingers wrap around his cock again, pumping lightly and he moans as he arches into your touch, the red silk binding on his wrists tightening.
You have him on his knees in the centre of your mattress, his wrists bound behind his back and lassoed to his ankles with aerial silk, restricting his movements. You’ve covered his eyes with a matching blindfold, the absence of sight enhancing the rest of his senses, immersing him completely in the sensation of you. The scent of your perfume floods his nostrils. You smell of summer, of daisies and light.
Your fingertips press at his lips and he opens his mouth obediently, allowing them entry. He can taste you on them, the sweet honey of your arousal and it heightens everything. He thrusts even harder against your hand,  fucking it, chasing his release. He’s close, he can feel it…
You pull away, your fingers withdrawing from his mouth, your hand gripping the base of his dick staving off his orgasm.
“Not yet.” You whisper, your lips ghosting over his as you guide him towards your most intimate place.
He can feel your wetness smearing across the tip of his cock and he whines because somehow it’s too much and not enough all at the same time. You sink down on him and that tight, wet heat envelops him completely, sending him straight to the gates of heaven.
He can’t move, he can’t think, he has to just sit there like a good little fuck toy while you start to rock slowly on his dick.
"Oh sweet boy.” You murmur, your fingers threading through his hair and tugging just a little. “You have to make me come first.”
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enigma-the-mysterious · 5 months
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animanightmate · 1 year
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Porthos: So obviously you and me, we're dog people, right?
D'Artagnan, nodding enthusiastically: Agreed.
Porthos: And Athos and Aramis are both cat people.
D'Artagnan: What, from the way they circle each other, hissing one minute, then are all cuddly the next?
Porthos: Yeah, but also… [points]
Athos: [glowers unblinking at everyone from the post he's leaning against]
Aramis to cadet: No, no, no - you have to leave at least one of them alive, otherwise how will they be able to relish their defeat?
D'Artagnan: I see what you mean. Hey, wanna wrestle?
Porthos: Yeah!
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derekstilinski · 6 months
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the musketeers + fall colors (insp.)
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stgroversfire · 1 year
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honestly the musketeers 2014 has a lot of writing icks for me but fuck if that isnt the BEST version of porthos ive seen. fucking fantastic character
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lily-s-world · 1 year
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Netflix is collecting The Musketeers cast as if they were Pokemon cards. 👀
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diversehistorical · 1 year
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