#are you real?

[l0vehandles]

a figment of your imagination

#aesthetic #blingee #picmix #cringe #gif #art #y2k #girlblogging #i do commissions #shitposting #shitpost #weirdcore #liminal spaces #liminal aesthetic #liminal core #the backrooms #oddcore #oddities #dreamcore #liminal #are you real? #am i real

[becabeale143]

#rachel weisz #dead ringers #excuse you #are you real?

[criticallyobs]

Join us for Group Therapy for all your Dangerous Romance inflicted trauma...

We are planning on doing a last big podcast for Dangerous Romance after the end of the show and we would love to hear from you all. Do you have any questions or observations for us or something you wanted us to talk about and we didn't? Send us a message or a voice recording here, on Spotify, Twitter, or via email, and mention if you'd like it to be included in the show.

#We're really curious to know our audience #ARE YOU REAL? #dangerous romance #perthchimon #kanghansailom #critical obsession podcast #kangsailom #dangerous romance the series

[asherswriting]

Are you real? - Poem by me

Are you real?

What?

Are you real.

Of course I’m real.

How can I know?

What’s going on?

How can I know you’re real?

You’re looking at me. How can I not be real?

This could be a dream.

…

How do I know it’s not?

It’s not.

I can’t remember.

Remember what?

Where I put my snacks.

When did you get snacks?

What?

You didn’t buy snacks.

Yes I did.

No, you didn’t.

What?

You haven’t even left your room this week.

Of course I have.

No, you really haven’t.

…

What’s going on?

Are you real?

#poem #original poem #poetry #are you real? #depersonalization #derealization #series

[freckledsweetpea]

I don't feel like I exist

#like if nobody is around to witness you #are you real? #which probably means it's time for bed

[i-need-more-caf]

It's time for your daily reminder that you're important and I love you! Here's some fancy caf, look I had whipped cream and chocolate flakes added, and some pastries that are clearly labeled with your name. Have a kiss to the temple and a hug as well~

❤️ - vodika-vibes

Mhhh.

Why don’t you stay a little while longer… Just to make sure that I don’t burn my self on this kriffing hot caf?

#whipped cream #aaaand #chocolate flakes #?! #what is this? #a dream? #are you real? #caf #vor entye ad'ika #coruscant guards #those pastries are good #poisoned? perhaps #what doesn’t kill me kills someone else

[quinnick]

hi. I’m gonna lick your socks, if you’re not scared of me

Guys, look !! I am famous!

#Byler #Anon what are you #Are you real?

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

#self #last night i kept stimming thinking about this LOVE IS AO REAL. AUGH #i dont like damming but this is a step in the right direction AND it gets the public involved #i love that! more public interactions like this in ecology please! thats how you bring change! thats how you make ppl see the beauty in life #marine biology #ecology

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

#I'm going to be real with you I think anybody who hates on Will Wood has only heard like thirty seconds of it #will wood #lemon demon #mother mother #jack stauber #sp-rambles #glass animals

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

#who needs real celebrities and their awful takes when you can have fun cartoon people

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

[jenovacomplete]

what the actual fuck

#speaking! #update: added alt text #and yes this is real. unfortunately(?) #update update: if you can't rb this it's nothing personal #you just post x r/eader lmao #hall of fame

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[cozylittleartblog]

cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes

just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks

there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.

edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.

#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite

#not art #but important #please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads #in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite

[graegrape]

let's be bad at video games together

#grae text #tried playing a real time shooter today. Well #id in alt text #(thank you @/annoyingloudmicrowavecultist for id) #hall of fame