#ask elle

[ellecdc]

Mother, serious question mainly for my own self-esteem 😮‍💨😅

How do you think the boys (any of them really) would view a partner with like all sorts of facial piercings and like rat tails in their hair and funky colors(truly best describes as a queer little gremlin lol). Cause I know Marlene and Sirius have an alt rock aesthetic (I don't think I spelled that right) but as much as I love these characters I never feel like I would have fit in with them if I was really there ya know?

Idk it's kinda stupid but just curious on you're thoughts on this. They're just so cool and I would hope they would like me enough to at least be my friend if they were real 😮‍💨😖

okay first of all, love the title queer little gremlin; let's all capitalize those letters and add them to surveys when they ask you how you identify plsss??

Here's my take:

James:

I love (and follow religiously) the headcanon that James is pansexual but I believe that expands beyond just gender identity, if that makes sense?

It doesn't matter if you're male or female or anywhere in between or beyond or both or all

and I feel like it doesn't really matter what you look like to him

I feel like he loves people for their hearts, their minds, their interests, etc

I feel like he'd maybe be worried because....those had to hurt??? you do that on purpose? doesn't it hurt terribly? his poor sweet angel????

I also see him as the type of bf who would be like "oh! are we changing colours? which one's? can I help?" and will dutifully like, adorn gloves and sit in the bathroom breathing in dye fumes and chatting away with you while the two of you talk about everything and nothing - I think he'd love spending that time with you and it would be special bonding time

(also, have you seen the James fan art with him with a nose ring??? fuck me sideways)

Sirius:

you're so right re: alt-rock aesthetic etc

I think he'd find the facial piercings awesome tbh, you might even have inspired him to get one or more of his own

I think he'd make it almost a competition of who can dress the most grunge that day hahaha - but the two of you would make quite the couple

also? you look like the kind of person his posh, prissy, stuck up parents would hate seeing him with - that's totally a bonus

I see this guy as someone who loves hair care and would be horrified at how much/often you change your hair colour and would insist on helping you/buying the more expensive products/ensure you're doing it right to save your hair from too much damage

that's the only 'problem' I see him having

Remus:

idk, I kind of see him a little bit like James tbh; looks would be a little less important to him? like he doesn't care how you express yourself in terms of style and clothes

what would be important to him is that you're kind and patient, that you're openminded and considerate of others

I mean...he's littered with scars, is he not? He doesn't exactly look "normal" (derogatory) and would probably feel very similar to what you've described; like he doesn't feel he particularly 'fits in' with his friends

I see him having like, not long hair but like a decent head of curls, and he'd totally love if you braided a few little pieces of his hair like your 'rat tails'

I think he'd find the hair fun; you'd show up one day with new colours and I could see his face lighting up like 😃 "that looks great love; so fun"

Regulus:

he's tricky because he's so posh and stuck up lmfao

BUT

people also ship bartylus and I see so much Barty fan-art somewhat similar to how you've described yourself and if Reg likes Barty - he'd certainly like you too

Barty:

as mentioned above, I could totally see him having like a green streak in his hair or something

perhaps some piercings (I think he'd get piercings down below.....), tongue piercing, nose piercing, eyebrow piercing - I feel like he'd be down for it all himself, so he wouldn't mind it on you at all either

and again, as a guy with daddy issues, he'd be a lot like Sirius and think the better chance he has at dating someone who would sooooo piss of his dad - the better!

thanks for your ask babes <3

#ask elle #marauders era #marauders au #marauders fanfiction #reader insert #self insert #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #regulus black #barty crouch jr #remus lupin x reader #remus lupin x you #sirius black x reader #sirius black x you #james potter x reader #james potter x you #regulus black x reader #regulus black x you #barty crouch jr x reader #barty crouch jr x you #ellecdc fics

[the-au-thor]

Sorryyy, i need to ask you something, but, what about the Spencer series? The Little Witch? is it canceled?

Hey there, thanks for asking!

No, that series is far from being canceled. I'm just on my ST era again but taking my time to develop the next part of that serie cause is one of my babies! The Little Witch is thought to be a slow burn, so I want to ensure I'm not hurrying the storyline. I should have said this earlier. Thanks for following along; your support means a lot to me.

#spencer reid x reader #the little witch #spencer reid fanfic #ask elle

[chamomilebottom]

I'm blaming Netflix bosses. Whatever the situation was they should step up and solve it. No time? Delay the seasons, creative differences? Hire better writers. They should respected the fans.

100% agree with you I can’t lie, this has all been handled incredibly poorly

#ask elle #geralt of rivia #the witcher netflix

[plumfondler]

Do you think that after giving Steve a blow job, and while Steve is babbling his thanks, Eddie would say something silly like "always a pleasure, never a chore" and set Steve off laughing??

LOL. Thank you for this. I really enjoyed having this in my inbox today 💜 yes absolutely. Eddie says things like this all the time because he loves to make Steve giggle. Especially during/after sex.

#steddie #ask elle

[jelliedoodles]

ELLIS I LOVE YOU HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

#ellis <3 #ask elle

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[ellebabywrites]

Send me any songs you recommend for ‘Song Of The Day’!!!

I wanna find some new amazing music and trust my lovelies’ taste 🥰

#song of the day #ask elle

[spacedace]

dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:

Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.

Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.

She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.

“WATCH THE ROAD!”

“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #Billy Batson #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #superman #batman #grand theft batmobile #why are Elle & Billy stealing the batmobile? #no idea #are they old enough to drive? #next question please #why hasn't oracle just remotely taken over the car? #something something godly powers and ghostly interference #Clark is just politely knocking on the driver side window asking Elle to *please pull the car over* #Billy is not actually a baby about car chases Elle just inherited Danny's driving ability #Who inherited his driving skills from Jack #Even the gods are scared

[liesmyth]

I think John Gaius successfully utilized girlpower when he fixed global warming and quality of life inequality, and brought his favorite childhood toy to life, all in the span of one day. Absolutely no further details or points to be said about how he did any of that

He solved wealth inequality, fixed overpopulation, and took care of the issue of rising housing prices in the city of Melbourne. He became the de facto leader of the most powerful democracy on earth and dismantled capitalism. He took care of the global nuclear stockpile, cleaned up the Pacific Trash Vortex, and found the answer to several metaphysical questions that have fascinated humanity for centuries, such as "Is there such thing as a soul?" and "Does Pluto count as a planet?" He also ate the sun.

Nobody's doing it like him

#Anonymous #ask #ejg #THIS IS A SHITPOST #elle tlt posting #tlt

[reyna-obsessed]

If you get this ask say 3 random facts about yourself(or not no pressure) and send to the last 7 people who interacted with your blog!

ookay

i wanted to be a shoe mender when i was little

i hate oranges

i have a HUGE sweet tooth

@someonewhogotanaccount @tastetherainbow290 @fish-ofishial123 @aylin-hijabi @loife1m @skeelly @mochamvgz

#asks #mini answers #my moot elle<3

[ellecdc]

Am I OBSSESSED with your poly!marauders + Lily x shy reader?? YESSS

have I read it multiple times over and over again??? YESS

As a shy hufflepuff myself I never knew, I needed all 4 of them to be obsessed over me 😭 now I can’t get enough of

What have you done to me (ily for that)

-🌻

I can’t take all the credit for it; I’ve gotten many requests for poly!marauders + Lily x reader and could never figure out how to make it work, and @enamoredwithbella was desperate for it and @unstablereader helped me try out a few diff ideas before we finally figured it out 😅 all hands on deck over here!

So glad you loved it 🫶🫶🫶

I’ve got a second part started for them

#ask elle #elle’s anons #elle’s 🌻

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This was home.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #blood #Good bye Jiang Disciples. May you live on in the Lan Wangji in lotus pier AU. #This is going to be the start of a bunch of sad scenes I desperately try to undercut with humour. #You may ask where Elle Woods is considering her help was requested. #The canon answer is that she didn't make it there in time. This is the reason why WWX has the pink phone in present day. #It is a favour she owes him out of apology. #I am also making it canon that Jiang Cheng hates Elle Woods for not being there. His two Nemeses in PD-MDZS are Elle and WWX. #This is why Jiang Cheng doesn't have the phone. He would hunt her down but Bruiser bit him really bad last time he tried. #His pride is too hurt to try again. #I don't think I've done a wordless comic in a while - what a fun challenge! #I'm getting lots of practice with backgrounds in the last few comics - I really feel like I'm getting more comfortable with it! #Obviously I still have a long way to go but this is a journey B*)

[chamomilebottom]

Alik Shakharov, director and producer, left mid s1 bc he wanted a more complex and character driven show influenced by European literature but Lauren wanted action. That's how you fuck up a source material. You interpret it differently. You can follow the same plot but have two different shows (Lauren didn't even follow the plot). The books are full of philosophical debates and questioning of things, complex characters and relationships and were sacrificed for the action (by action I don't mean only swords fighting or monsters, I mean non stop action and plot twist for the sake of it: let's make eskel a tree, let's have this character betray that character, let's have more mysteries, etc). The result is to have characters doing things without any emotional connection or reasoning. Plus most of the core themes of the books were lost bc I assume the writers don't understand those themes.

👆🏻for my anon who asked what the writers messed up, this is artitiulated wonderfully and hits the nail right on the head. Thank you for putting into words so well.

Trigger warning on the Eskel tree next time 😭

#the witcher netflix #ask elle

[plumfondler]

I want you to know that I still reread your old Shannon fics and Co star. It’s been a while but today I found myself thinking about when Jared sends Shannon a picture of Evie’s butt and he just about combusts. 😂

Oh my god thank you? So much? 😩😩😭😭😭 This means so much to me. I'm going to post more of Co-Star I swear. After I finally move I think things might be better? But now that I say that of course things could only get worse, lmao.

I have so much of Co-Star I haven't posted yet including a musical number I was trying to figure out how to write. How tf do you write a successful musical number in a fanfic. Sigh.

Anyway. I've rambled long enough.

Thank you. so much. I appreciate you.

💜

#ellepost #ask elle #plumfondler asks

[intotheelliwoods]

I cast “Become a Tot” on Poptart

Well- if you insist-

#asks #2 arms left #I doodled this on a group aggie with friends haha ignore the side drawings #thank you diana for the hearts <3 #“hey ell whats the drawing in the bottom right” #you will find out if slau/2al tie lmao :]

[numbuh424]

the 2nd half of death note should've just gone full comedy complete with a laugh track and had these two dissing each other the whole time

#THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTIIIIIING #death note #light yagami #near #nate river #death note fanart #anime #manga #digital art #moonriver #tagging that too idc #elle draws #they'd never get shit done if they were trying to solve the kira case together #they'd be too busy talking shit about each other it'd be so funny #I just know seeing that kira finger puppet alone would have light's blood BOILING #guys remember in that deleted scene where kira kills a large portion of the SPK and near calls light just to give him the silent treatment #they're soooo fucking funny #you've heard of real lovers well how about real HATERS #imagine near untying light's shoelaces while he's sitting on the floor #I can imagine them doing the thing where you don't wanna talk to the other person so you say it to someone else asking them to relay it #even though the other person is literally Standing Right There like “gevanni please tell light that his idea will never work” #“you can tell me yourself near I'm literally right here” “and gevanni please also tell him that we're not paying for his lunch today” #I'll be here all day folks