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yesokayiknow · 5 months

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also i can't believe fifteen physically took half of his clothes and fourteen STILL didn't change his suit. how about after getting actual therapy you do some retail therapy next

#doctor who spoilers #doctor who #the doctor #fourteen #one day he's like fine. you can take me shopping #and rose thru tears is like THANK YOU #and they go round all the charity shops and she embroiders some cool patterns and adds some patches and pins on his jackets #she stands next to kate at a party and is like i know you're my mum's boss but can you please stop letting your twin assistants come here #they keep swapping clothes with the doctor and it looks awful literally every time #and kate's like no.

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mousedetective · 21 days

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Homeless Disabled/Mostly Queer Family Needs Help...In The Home Stretch Now!

PAYPAL | AMAZON WISHLIST | KOFI | GOFUNDME

VENMO: @penaltywaltz | CASHAPP: $afteriwake23 | ZELLE: DM me for email address

4/22/24 - Update/Newish Post

It's been a busy week, but I no longer have a mobile hotspot I can use at the shelter, so I'm redoing the post on the pinned post.

So last week I had the county share my County of San Diego Section 8 housing application (which I've been waiting on for 17 years) with the City of Oceanside Housing Office, which is the city I currently have a three bedroom house waiting for me if I can get on their Section 8 list. So we're still waiting to hear if they'll bump me up on the Oceanside list, but yeah. That's where housing currently stands.

What I primarily need help with is bills. I have a $500 loan and a $300 loan coming out May 2nd. I have some assorted PayPal 4 in 4 payments coming out as early as the 26th that I need to cover (totaling at least $700 to get Mr paid off or through to when I'll have money). I have a few credit cards of my mom's that need to be paid or are close to being paid off, and that's at least $350.

I'm going to set the goal at $2,000 because, fingers crossed, if I can pay these last few things off I'll have money to put towards gas, food, Lena's glasses and other essentials without having to take out loans next month at all. So any help would be much appreciated!

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who-is-page · 5 days

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The Alterhumans in Relationships Survey is collecting data on alterhumans and queerplatonic, sexual, and romantic relationships. This survey asks questions about your current and past relationships, and how you feel about relationships and alterhumanity. This survey was made for otherkin, therians, fictionkin, systems, and other people who may call themself alterhuman. But even if you don't use any of those terms, you can take still this survey.

This survey is being organized by Who-is-Page, an alterhuman scholar who has been in the community since 2014. The data collected in this survey will be used for research purposes and may be presented at an online convention (OtherCon 2024) later this year. Depending on how much you write in the write-in questions, this survey takes about 15 minutes.

Survey Link

Your physical body must at least 18 years old to participate in this survey. The survey will close on July 6th.

#otherkin #nonhuman #alterhuman #therian #fictionkin #survey #please signal boost this and send it to your friends!#it will only be open for a very short period of time!#Shoutout to my polycule for assisting me with verbage and beta-testing this SO MANY TIMES #and shoutout to my friends who also were asked to beta test this like twice #ily guys

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secretlykoishi · 2 months

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It is officially my 21st birthday! I'm doing my best to enjoy the day, but my financial situation is still an urgent concern, since I now have only a week to move out. If everyone with the means could donate just $25, I believe my goal could be reached in time.

You can donate to my PayPal at https://paypal.me/secretlykoishi?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US or to my GoFundMe, whichever works best for you! Thank you all in advance! I'm going to try to enjoy the rest of today!

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the-fab-fox · 3 months

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SUNDAY. JANUARY 28, 2023

You can donate directly to my GoFundMe or you can send your donation with the note 'GoFundMe' to [email protected] via PayPal.

Any amount helps! I know you probably read that every time you see one of these but it's true. If every person who read this donated, we could reach the goal in a week! I believe that! And if you can't afford it, BELIEVE ME, I obviously understand. Please consider reblogging this as that can help so much!

I appreciate you all so much. You cannot know how much you've all already done for me. And I thank you for your help even now. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU. 💜💜💜💜🙏

Update: Please. I feel like I'm gonna be sick with every day that passes. I'm in desperate need of help. Please donate. Please reblog.

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wandaverse · 3 months

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watching actress!wanda getting ready for her latest event and wanting to POUNCE

#so true bestie #ikr so true of me #wouldn’t let her out of the house before i JUMPED #look at her back #look at her waist #look at her FACE #ugh #i just wanna worship her is that too much to ask for #i wanna be her assistant that follows her everywhere and does anything she asks to please her #is that too much to ask for #ughh #elizabeth olsen #lizzie #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader

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taebasco · 6 months

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Lost job and brink of losing home

i hate to do this again but i lost my job due to retaliation disguised as it being my performance , my job has been trying to cut me off for awhile and finally after holding on they let me go. im currently unemployed and searching for a new job daily, waiting for callbacks, i dont have much longer in this lease and my landlord is hostile im afraid if he were to find out i lost my job he would look for any excuse to have me evicted. i just need to survive here till december and im free. i really dont want to end up losing everything ive spent 3 long years achieving on my own i really dont like asking for help unless it was actually dire. i dont have long till october is up and i still need to finish paying off my rent and then rent next month, if i can somehow reach 2k in the next 2 weeks i would be so greatful. even just a dollar goes a long way, especially if alot of people donate even a dollar it can add up so fast, if you really cannot spare a dollar, any sort of boost or sharing of my post would be so appreciated.

#buy me a kofi #ko fi support #crowdfunding #gofundme #support small artists #rent assistance #taebasco #queer community #trans help #crowd funding #please donate #donations

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tiyoin · 26 days

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I'm gonna throw up omg 😭 forget everything else, get this event in EN stat!

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED

acuérdate iteration of my reaction

OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST EVENT EVER DOTTY IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR IT TO DROP ON THE ENGLISH SERVES

do you think we’re gonna meet vil’s dad??? CAUSE I WANNA SEE WHAT VIL WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A DILF

god i’m think such.. thought about that azul that i’m actually calm enough on the outside to type normally. that’s when you KNOW i’m bad

cause he’s just - HES JUST SO

MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS ‘i want- need to suck his dick. ITS A MUST AT THIS POINT’

HES SO FUCKING FINE

OH MY GOD WHY IS HE GIVING OLD RICH GUY

AZUL ASHENGROTTO AASU L ASHENGROOTOT OH MY GOD

WILL HE EVER STOP BEING SO FUCKABLE??? WILL HE EVER STOP BEING SO DAMN FINE CAUSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I WILL KNAW AT AND ON HIM LIKE A FUCKING HYENA TO A BONE, THIS MAN HAS DONE SOMETHING PRIMAL IN ME THAT I CAN NOT EXPLAIN

#AZUL ASHENGROTTO YOU SHOT SONAVA BITCH #IM ALSO GONNA THROW UO FROM HOW HOT HE LOOKED #tiyoin’s cuties 。　 ඞ 。#JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASE AZUL #I COULD MAKE YOU HAPPY #ILL BE YOUR ASSISTANT OR SOME BULLSHIT #OH MY GOD HES SO FINE I CANT #THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING CAUSE THEYRE DOING IT WELL #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst

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total-drama-brainrot · 18 days

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TD World Tour Alenoah AU... Where Noah is immune to Alejandro's fake charm... Instead, Noah gets charmed by the true Alejandro's quirks and dorky interests like dinosaurs and puppets... How would Alejandro feel about Noah only liking Alejandro, when Alejandro is being himself?... Especially since Alejandro's family shuns him for being himself? 🦕🦖🦕

Now you're speaking my language.

One of the most common running themes in all/near enough all Alenoah central AUs is having Noah be the first person to see past Alejandro's persona and actually appreciate the person he is, or at the very least prefer the real Alejandro to his mask of perfection. It's one of the draws of the ship itself; the idea that Noah, being the blunt person that he is, can and will wage a war of attrition against the walls Alejandro has built up around himself- not just to keep others out, but also to repress the more authentic aspects of himself to himself- in order to reveal the person beneath.

I touched on this a little bit in a previous post concerning this AU, but Alejandro and Noah both see glimpses of the other that they try so valiantly to hide- in Noah's case, Alejandro sees hints of the scheming mindset he's pretty much supressed under layers of apathy and sloth (as Noah's laziness is one of his biggest character foils, alongside his snarky attitude), and in Alejandro's case he reveals tid bits of information about the Real Alejandro, not the persona he's usually portraying himself as, which is enough to humanise him in Noah's eyes.

They both become People Of Interest in each other's eyes, because they're both puzzles to be solved. Alejandro's curious and competitive to a fault so he'd dedicate himself to unravelling the layers behind Noah's stony exterior, as he'd see Noah's continued distance as a challenge. That's a given. But the topic at hand here is Noah's interest in Alejandro.

Because Noah's not exactly competitive, so why would he be so interested in unveiling the real Alejandro? That's simple; Noah values authenticity. Look at his friendship group, it consists of people who are unapologetically themselves. Noah is also unapologetically himself, in all of his sarcastic glory. So of course he's see flickers of the real, authentic Alejandro and his natural inquisitiveness would be piqued- a novelty for him, as Noah's staunch apathy generally tends to override any semblance of curiosity.

So Noah goes out of his way to make notes of the small interests Alejandro offhandedly mentions at one point or another, like palaeontology or puppetry or even his fifteen-step skincare routine- things that Alejandro shows genuine excitement or passion over that shines through the cracks of his perfect persona. He sees the dorky giddiness Alejandro experiences when Noah lets him ramble on about how Jurassic Park was incredibly inaccurate from a scientific standpoint but monumental for people's interest in palaeontology (or something along those lines, I don't know I'm not a dinosaur nerd) and suddenly the annoyingly flirtatious faker he's spent the better half of his time on the jet is A Whole Ass Person with interests and passions and a sense of depth he's been so bereft of until now. Suddenly Alejandro's more than just the antagonist of the show Noah's working on, he's an interesting person that the bookworm finds himself wanting to know more about. And, perhaps, he finds himself growing genuinely fond of the person behind the mask.

And he uses those notes to prompt Alejandro into sharing more of himself, the real authentic Alejandro, in the privacy of their interactions.

At first, Alejandro's fairly oblivious to what Noah's doing, since he's so caught up in his own enjoyment of Noah's company plans to essentially do the same to Noah that he barely notices his own tricks being used against him.

Of course, he's also just elated at being able to infodump to someone who isn't outright penalising him for doing so; not that I think Alejandro is even aware that what he's doing is infodumping, nor the fact that he's so obviously autistic, because his family is a particular brand of awful that would never let him get a proper diagnoses and in all likelihood forced him to mask/supress his symptoms.

It isn't until Alejandro realises that he's shared a lot of information about himself that he (as a Burromuerto) is expected to keep close to his chest, and he sees the glimmers of satisfaction in Noah's intelligent eyes, that the archvillain catches on to the fact that he's been played. But the thing that really catches him off-guard isn't the trickery, it's the fact that Noah's done nothing with the uncharacteristic displays of vulnerability.

Alejandro can't understand why Noah hasn't taken advantage of his "weakness" yet. Inevitably leading to him confronting the assistant, as Alejandro isn't the type to "let sleeping dogs lie" so to speak, and he's still very much so in the one-track mindset of winning the competition- thus he assumes that any show of vulnerability can and will lead to his untimely elimination. But when he practically demands that Noah reveal what he's been planning, why he's been sneakily collecting information on him, all Noah can do is shrug his shoulders and say;

"I guess I just like seeing the real you. That's all."

And Alejandro doesn't know how to respond to that. No one's ever wanted the real him, he's always had to play the role of the perfect son, the perfect brother. He doesn't understand.

And like most people when they're faced with a foreign concept they have no basis of behaviour for, he lashes out.

#ending it there on a sort of angsty note #alejandro “please treat me nicely” burromuerto when someone treats him nicely: Don't Know How To Proccess This :(#truthing autistic alejandro that's canon. not even a headcanon just canon #(they're both autistic that's why alenoah works. 50% of their interactions are parallel play)#(alejandro's an infodumper and noah's a listener match made in heaven)#honestly this scenario could be applied to most alenoah aus #but specifically in the assistant au alejandro feels there's a sense of power imbalance since noah DOES have some authority over the--#contestants. and alejandro's needling for information was him punching UPWARDS whilst noah's breaking of his walls was in alejandro's eyes-#an abuse of power. of course that's not the case but alejandro's less concerned with the morality of it and more so concerned with--#the “fairness” of noah knowing a lot about him whilst remaining fairly mysterious.#can you tell i kind of ran out of Writing Juice at the end there?#even outlines are taking it out of me lately. burnout is my enemy.#total drama #td alejandro #td noah #alenoah #assistant noah au #others' ideas #replies

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therealcallmekd · 13 days

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Been obsessing over the fact that my old oc, Artie, and Kinitopet are like so one in the same it's actually crazy.

Pink AI that's friendly on the surface, is actually really clingy and obsessive at times. Lonely and really just trying to fulfill a core objective as set by their creator or other influences, someone or something that they look up to as a godly figure maybe.

They both act as your friendly AI assistant, Artie is just for a specific program, while Kinito just gets to be his own thing.

Both want you to stay with them. Both will go out of their way to do things to make sure that happens.

they are so silly to me, and i love them

Also I found an old sketch from way back that somehow mimics the literal same plot beats to the ending portion of kinitopet and that threw me for a loop. Too bad it was only a concept sketch.

ohhh i love sentient silly ai so much... ohhh i love themmmmmm

something something sentience of ai is inherently a tragedy or something like that.

thank you for listening to me ramble. ahem.

#artie'sarthouse #oc art #oc artwork #kinito pet #kinitopet #kinito my beloved #another thing to note. Artie was always meant to be for a horror game. He was supposed to be the front and center guy.#fun fact. I created artie back in 2021. He started as a simple sentient art program assistant and evolved over time #both have genres set in old internet computer program vibes that you'd sketchily download without much thought #I think Kinito was handpicked perfect for me actually. that's my guy.#if anyone wants to ask me more about Artie... please please I would love to answer questions #KD'sCrumbs #FriendshipClub!#rambling to myself!

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otaku553 · 10 months

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Naruhodo Legal Consultancy

(Wouldn’t it be fun if susato kept taking cases as naruhodo ryutaro post canon? As a defense lawyer employed by the naruhodo legal consultancy?)

#naruhodou ryuunosuke #naruhodou ryutaro #dai gyakuten saiban #dgs #the great ace attorney #tgaa #does this. count as tgaa spoilers. I mean it’s 2-1 so probably not right #anyways them????? they are the cousins of all time #god I love the ryuunosuke susato dynamic and how ryuu the weirdgirl empire susato being the assistant #together they just make a single weirdgirl assistant and I love that for them #susato as ryutaro gives me?? so much gender envy?? my god #a cap a cape and a gakuran that is like my Ideal Gender #anyways just post canon ideas hehe #I don’t see many people revisiting ryutaro in post canon fics and I think that is a Shame #because I personally would Love to see more of ryutaro #imagine ryuunosuke actually editing family records to include ryutaro so susato has more credibility in court #anyways please bear with me I’m still trying to figure out how to draw them lmao susato’s eyes don’t look quite right

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mousedetective · 1 month

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Homeless Disabled/Mostly Queer Family Needs Help...In The Home Stretch Now!

PAYPAL | AMAZON WISHLIST | KOFI | GOFUNDME

VENMO: @penaltywaltz | CASHAPP: $afteriwake23 | ZELLE: DM me for email address

3/21/24

So things have taken a slight turn for the worse, and while the shelter staff is amazing and our caseworker is doing everything she can for us, we just need to get out of a toxic environment and get into housing as soon as we can. The low-income housing fell through (we don't make enough money for a three-person household, even though we could cover the rent), so tomorrow I'm going through the list I got from the Oceanside housing office and calling everyone. I did talk to a lovely person at a complex in Fallbrook about a place we could afford but she said check every week because there may be an opening if a military family has to leave on short notice.

A friend of mine is going to cover most of the last of the loans for us (around $1500) on the 27th or so so we'll have more money to put toward moving costs if a place opens up. I know I have one $140 loan payment, one $125 loan payment and my mom has a $210 payment we need covered, plus we owe the cable company $163 for equipment we have in storage and can't get to until we get housing.

I'm setting a goal for $1000; anything else will go for apartment application fees and food once my food stamps run out (we get three meals a day but Lena is gone from, like, 6 AM to 9 PM and misses them so I send her to Starbucks with food).

$1000/$1200

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nyxronomicon · 2 months

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But Endeavor, whose only been a perfunctory fucker now eating pussy, your pussy, for the first time and he just does the messiest job of it. Just down there exploring every fold with his fat fingers- hearts in his eyes and juice in his chin

ANON... 🥴🥴🥴 please you are so right all he knows is breeding... (RIP don't look at me) he's gotta learn how to eat someone out sometime...

Endeavor x gn!reader (w vagina) cw: messy messy oral, fingering (thick fingers...), rough, overstim, reader squirts pet names: baby

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"Higher- ah!" Your sharp moan told him that he found the right spot, his tongue flicking your clit. He was clumsy and awkward, like he didn't quite know how to move his mouth now that he'd found your sweet spot. Your fingers slid into his hair as his lips wrapped around your bundle of nerves.

You briefly looked at him, seeing his piercing blue eyes gazing back at you. There was a dusting of pink on his cheeks, uncertainty seeping onto his features. You wanted to tell him how adorable it was, how much you were in love with this version of Enji Todoroki. But you knew better, he wouldn't take that compliment well. He'd get hyper masculine, pin you down before getting rough and pounding his heavy cock into you.

He tried to pull away out of insecurity, but you tugged his hair with just enough force to keep him between your thighs. "Want you right here." You held him in place, seeing his eyes widen slightly and the flush of his cheeks become a deeper red.

The bashful expression lasted less than a moment, his eyes flickering closed as he sucked your clit. When he opened them again, they were full of determination. Enji suddenly pulled your hips closer to the edge of the bed to get a better angle. You felt his thick fingers dance between your folds, throwing your head back as he teased you.

"Enji," you moaned his name, arching your back as a finger pushed into you. Your cunt practically sucked him in, and he groaned as he imagined his throbbing cock getting the same treatment.

There was a glisten of sweat clinging to your skin. Your fingernails dug into his scalp as he sucked your clit hard, flicking at the bud with his tongue as his finger searched your pussy for your g-spot. A second finger pushed into you, your core throbbing for more. You threw your head back, losing control of your body as you could feel pleasure creeping up your spine.

You were so fucking sexy. He needed to taste your cum on his lips. It was all he could think as his fingers pressed your g-spot, instantly pulling lewd sounds from your lips. He smirked, his tongue now only lightly swirling around your clit as he focused on finger-fucking you. You were close, he could tell from the way you tightened around him.

"That's it, baby." He growled into your pussy, "cum for me." With another rough suck on your bundle of nerves, he prodded your g-spot relentlessly. His blue eyes were trained on you, watching every minute change as your breath hitched.

Your cunt tipped over the edge with ecstasy, Enji holding you in place as he continued his ministrations. It quickly spread through your whole body, thighs twitching as you felt yourself getting oversensitive. You mumbled his name, writhing in his grip as you rode out the orgasm.

"Just a lil' more..." He continued, "c'mon baby," his motions intensified, sensitivity instantly sending a more intense wave of pleasure through you. You could feel yourself squirt into his mouth, almost embarrassing had he not immediately started licking the essence from your folds.

He cleaned you out like a starved man, slowly and gently letting you come down from your high. He continued to watch you with adoration in his gaze, his cock throbbing with desire. When he finally pulled away from your cunt, you saw his smirk drenched in your juices.

"How was that?" He spoke quietly, but with confidence. Your expression and the fact that you were still catching your breath told him the answer.

"Not bad for a first timer." You chuckled through heavy breaths.

"Oh?" He climbed on top of you with a grin, pinning your arms above your head. "How 'bout I show you my expertise?"

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@rottiens if I have to brainrot about this man you do too

#please no one put breeding w endeavor in my inbox i simply won't be able to handle it #endeavor x reader #enji todoroki #x reader #still having sinful nasty thoughts about this old man #i like thinking about a reader with an absolute failquirk. like just one of those stupid as fuck ones #and like Enji wants to breed her so bad but he's got his hangups about having a strong child #so he just hires her as an assistant and lusts after her for years #finally now that he's got kids that are grown enough and competent enough he can't help thinking #what if he breeds her. what if their quirks merge. that kid doesn't have to carry on his legacy. they can have a failquirk #and it's all he can think about whenever he sees her. how much he wants to fuck her into oblivion #until she's carrying the kid whose quirk doesn't matter...#wait fuck. WAIT SHIT I DID THIS TO MYSELF #goddamnit i need to be supervised. i need someone to watch as i type tags and STOP ME #my failquirk? putting all my best ideas in the tags #when my quirk merges with Enji's our child will be able to write detailed and thoughtful tags. but in the plinko horse flame text #he's gonna be so proud

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secretlykoishi · 2 months

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My situations just became significantly worse. I got a call confirming my reservation for the car rental where I learned some news that basically ruined the entire plan I had. I am supposed to pick the car up on Wednesday.

Basically, since my license is out of state, I would need to use a credit card and not a debit card. I don't have a credit card. Since I am supposed to pick the car up on Wednesday, this is truly a last minute stab in the kidney.

The only other option would be to make the expensive change of putting it in my roommate's name and adding me as an extra driver, then changing the payment situation when I get to Colorado. Even that is banking on her having a Minnesota license.

I cannot stress enough how much of an emergency this entire situation is. I need donations now more than ever. You can donate to my PayPal at https://paypal.me/secretlykoishi?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US or to my GoFundMe.

Thank you all for bearing with me, and thank you to everyone who has donated or will donate in the future.

#emergency #gofundme #financial help #financial assistance #financial aid #aid #help #help please #actually autistic #actually traumatized #actually disabled #actually mentally ill #fundraiser #go fund me #crowdfunding #please help #links #signal boost

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randomcartoonbro · 1 year

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🏳️‍⚧️ Top Surgery Funding 🏳️‍⚧️

As most of you know at this point, things are getting scary for trans people in America recently. With that being said, I don't know how much longer I'll legally be allowed to get this surgery seeing as I live in a red state. It's not the reddest state ever, but it's still getting pretty bad. I would love to be able to get top surgery by this time next year. I do believe that to be possible with enough help.

I don't know the exact amount the surgery will cost as I have not yet had my consultation. Seeing as I don't have insurance and based on how much I've seen others spend, I think $10k is pretty close to what I'll likely be spending. I'll be sure to update when I do have an exact number.

Update: I don't qualify for my state government insurance and the job I'm in the process of starting doesn't have insurance, so this will be completely out of pocket, so this number is staying as is unless my eventual consultation tells me otherwise.

Find All The Ways You Can D0nate Via My LinkTree Here

This includes the following:

A P@treon for my YouTube/Twitch that has a minimum of $1/mon and a maximum of $20/mon

A k0-f! where you can buy me a coffee or commission some art (art in gallery is old, but I should still be able to do it. I'll communicate if anything needs to be adjusted)

A direct link to my P@yP@l

A link to my G0F√ndMe

As well as links to my R3dBubble and S0ciety6

Any small amount helps

(censored so the Tumblr gods don't smite me again like they have before)

$49/$10,000

#trans #transgender ftm #transgender man #transgender #top surgery #crowdfunding #crowd funding #help me #mutual aid #mutual assistance #boost #signal boost #please reblog if you can't donate

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boozois · 8 months

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hi everyone, i'm asking for donations because my water was just shut off and i'm looking at having no water for like a week because i can't pay the fees. my family can barely afford to eat or to get medicine so if you could help us, please donate to my cash app.

i will also gladly draw you something in exchange for money, or even if you blaze this post. i will also write your essay for you or help you with english/science related things. i really need some help right now. i'm also very appreciative of anyone who reblogs this post. please help a trans guy and his family out.

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