People talk about how a single dorito would knock a medieval peasant off their feet but please. Have you even tasted traditional cultural food? Sauerkraut, smoked meats, strong cheeses, fermented everything? My sister made a spiced sourdough rye bread from a medieval French recipe and it was delicious, but I could only eat a few bites at a time because the flavour was so intense without being overly salty or sweet, which is what we're mainly used to. We took most of the culture (bacterial and social) out of our food decades ago and cheese powder is not an adequate substitute. Medieval peasant would probably barely recognize your dorito as food.
so im regularly chewing through the homestuck turnabout au and this happened
i cannot ever stop thinking about jade harley loneliest girl in the world
i actually have no clue how jade's house in the au looks (would it get boomed up like canon jake's would? idk) but the image spawned in my head and wouldn't leave me alone so HERE @cringefail-clown thank you for the massive amounts of dopamine :D
(jade design here along with the rest of the beta-turned-alpha kids, it's not the final one but oml i love them i love them so much GAH)
Marinette has nothing to do all day, so she begins knitting a scarf for Adrien. She isn't really thinking about how long it should be until her parents call her down for dinner and she realizes the scarf is nearly 20ft long. After dinner, she returns to her room to find the scarf alive and acting like a snake, she calls Adrien for help.
Adrien: "Is it a sentimonster?"
Marinette: "I don't think so."
Adrien: "How is it eating your yarn?"
Marinette: "Hey! That's my good yarn!"
Marinette picks up the snake scarf (snarf) and it happily coils into her arms.
Imagine the twins giving Raph edibles or something (on purpose or not) and get him high without his knowledge, except he's so massive and drug-resistant that he can't even tell he's high.