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doubleddenden · 5 months

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With what I assume is the last dlc for SV, I thought I'd make a post for me to come back to later compiling the teams I used and other significant pokemon I've caught or used to some capacity.

I'll make a small blurb for each, including more teams under the cut

Base Violet Team:

Nyastolfo the Meowscarada, the starter. Admittedly he's not my favorite of the paldean starters, that actually goes to Skeledirge. But I wanted Ceruledge, and I wanted a colorfully diverse looking team, so I went with the weed cat. He's probably a little silly but the most dedicated pokemon.

Benji the Pawmott, who despite his size is a little powerhouse and one of my favorite pikaclones.

MickDonnaGoof (shorthand for Mickey, Donald, and Goofy) the Wugtrio, who may not really be a legitimate separate pokemon in my eyes and is more of a glorified dugtrio regional variant. But I still like her.

Caliburn the Ceruledge, the sole reason I chose Violet to begin with and has consistently been one of my favorites. She's potentially one of my strongest pokemon ever and the first I ever had change Tera Types, and the only one to do so TWICE. Fire to Ghost to take on Iron Leaves on our own, and then from Ghost to Stellar to completely ascend her.

Clodina the Clodsire, who is probably the most universally loved gen 9 pokemon for good reason. So friend shaped. Also the clean up when she was on my team.

Ceterry the Cetitan, who has the cutest encounter story. I was going to use Baxcalibur, but while in Glaseado Mountain I saw a little Cetoddle come walking up to me by itself. Didn't attack me, just smiled and danced. I didn't need to fight it at all and just tossed a ball at it, and it joined me. Probably my fondest memory of a Pokémon willingly joining my team without a battle.

Teal Mask Team

Shogun the Hisuian Typhlosion, who was caught after I finished Legends Arceus and finally got a chance to shine in Kitakami. Originally I wanted to use my Silver Typhlosion or my Hisuian Samurott from LA, but both were too high a level, so I compromised on Shogun, who was just right.

Racer the Yanmega, my first Kitakami capture within moments of arriving. A real glass cannon but a fun one, and honestly I've always wanted a reason to use one.

Fesh Pince the Poliwrath. Technically my third Poliwrath, but my first one from Fire Red is long gone and my second one is from a fan game- that's who Fesh Pince is named for, also the YouTube poop series lol. He's reliable enough

MorMarnie the Morpeko, who is probably the weakest but cutest of the teams I've put together in SV. In fact I've noticed each team has at least 1 designated cutie, so I'm okay with that.

Hollabax the Baxcalibur- admittedly I caught him in Paldea, but never got around to using him until Kitakami, where I brought him in to fix up the aesthetics of my team. If Racer is a glass cannon, Hollabax is a glass hammer, who dishes out some decent damage but goes down very quickly. Still enjoy what he adds to the team.

Yoginator the Blood Moon Ursaluna- funnily enough, Scout the Furret was in his slot before he came along. This guy's quest was really fun and amazing, and he about wiped my team before Scout saved the day. I got a funny pic of him absolutely loathing being on my team that's somewhere on my blog and it sends me every time. He kinda sucked in kitakami but got better.

Indigo Disk Team

Dojikiri the Shiny Hisuian Samurott, who was the first pokemon I successfully bred specifically to be shiny that wasn't by accident. When I found out Blueberry Academy was in Unova, I wanted to use a Unovan starter- but the problem is that I've used EVERY starter, even ones I dislike, and at the time I thought it was going to be an early pick and really didn't want to re use any of them. So with the criteria met, I bred for my favorite starter, Hisuian Samurott, the best of all worlds tbh. In battle he kinda sucked at first, which is hilarious considering how powerful his dad is (Muramasa) and his namesake being the PERFECT Japanese sword that killed Shuten Douji- but eventually he came into his own as a master of sword moves and became super reliable.

Texas PRIME the Paldean Fire Tauros. Paldea got good fire types, I've always wanted to use a Tauros, so I transferred this from Scarlet. He's reliable enough and pulled through when I needed him, but he's kind of got a Worf effect going on.

Iron Giant the Golurk. Originally I had planned to use a Rhyperior, but they fucked up Home so it would not work until the day after Indigo Disk officially dropped, and I did not want to trade, so I made use of Iron Giant and got attached. Yes he knows Fly but it's not as cool as I had hoped.

Arches the Archaludon, probably the most powerful on the team and definitely the one I relied on most. Once I got him set up with Electro Shot, he was one shotting pretty much everything. He's a bit slow but tanky.

Gelo the Reuniclus- designated cutie of the team and I'll hear no arguments. Gelo was basically Arches and Dojikiri's Rain Dancer partner for the most part, but he got a few good wins along the way. I imagine hugging it is kinda sticky.

Beakers the Toucannon- admittedly I originally thought about it only to make the aesthetics come together for the team, but I am really surprised at how good it was. Beakers is no Corviknight or Talonflame, but his Skill Link basically made him invaluable with Bullet Seed and Rock Blast. Genuinely and pleasantly surprised with him, and I imagine we use him like a Tommy gun.

Honorable mentions

Scarlet "Ash" playthrough team, no nicknames, in which I went through as if I were writing another Season with Ash as the protagonist

Violet reserves:

GarganaclBOI the shiny Garganacl

Gaga the Espathra

Tyranitron the Shiny Iron Thorns (not pictured: a non shiny Iron Thorns I also used)

Iron Jugulis (no nickname)

Emi the Tinkaton (if you're reading this, yes I did name it after you because it's so you coded)

Miraidon, no nickname but he is the best doggo

Scout the Furret (Silver 3ds transfer)

Iceslash Alolan Sandslash (used for Drayton's trial)

Dipper the Hydrapple (formerly the Dipplin I used briefly in Kitakami)

Muramasa the Hisuian Samurott (my Legends Arceus starter and brief Kitakami body gaurd, father to Dojikiri)

Ogerpon, who isn't nicknamed but we love our adoptive daughter

Tyson the Annihilape (formerly a Primeape from Leaf Green from over 15 years ago)

And of course

the Egg Hatching Team

Ditto the Japanese babymommadaddy slut

Blaze the Talonflame (original XY transfer)

And Pyro the Magmortar (original black 2 transfer)

Trying to decide my favorite of the teams I've made. It might be a tie between Kitakami and Blueberry, but I still do love Ceruledge, Clodsire, and Pawmott a bunch.

Although I bitch a lot about performance and story choices I personally disagree with or wish they would have expanded upon, one thing I love is making teams and immortalizing them for me to look back on fondly. This was probably the largest cast I've assembled in any pokemon game with fresh teams for each playthrough and dlc, backup mons, and transfers for fun.

The decision to make a new team for the dlcs was definitely a great decision, as it allowed me the opportunity to use Pokémon I never thought I'd ever really use in official capacity, such as Yanmega or Toucannon.

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cakepoppresent · 9 months

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Geoffrey: I see you've been packing, Where are you travelling to?

Benji: Oh...yeah I'm taking Malcolm to Oasis Spring for a few days. We have some other things to take care of

Geoffrey: Osais Spring? what could you possibly need over there?

Benji: You know why I'm going back

Geoffrey: Benji...I don't think this is a good idea, there is nothing for you back in Osais Spring

Benji: You can't tell me that! that's my home! That's where Mom is! How can you say that!

Geoffrey: Im just looking out for you Benji, I don't want you to get hurt.

Benji: Thinking of me? that's fucking hilarious since you took me from my mom! and brought me to this fucking island in this boring ass town, to live with your new family!

Geoffrey: You don't see it now, but I SAVED you, your mother isn't the woman you think she is!

Benji: It's not fair, I just want to see Mom again. She hasn't spoken to me in years, I miss her so much.

Geoffrey: I know you're hurting Benji, but please going back home will cause you more pain

Benji: It doesn't matter what you think, I'm going and nothing can stop me.

Geoffrey: You're an adult now and I can't stop you but please be careful and be safe. No matter what happens back home I want you to know you can always find a home with me and I love you.

Benji: It's going to be fine...I love you too Dad.

#sims 4 gameplay #my sims #sims 4 #sims 4 maxis match #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 cas #thereevesfamily

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travellingwiththedead · 2 years

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IwtV episode 4 thoughts, here there be spoilers hence behind read more:

-Rashid...what's up with that dude? He gets waaaaay too much screen time to not be important somehow. Or, you know, they're gaslighting us xD He's no vampire because he's got like at least two scenes where he's in full sunlight. But all Louis other human staff wears masks, Rashid doesn't. He's not from Dubai. He's muslim. Edit: Also Daniel guesses he's from somewhere in the Crimea or from Kasachstan? Why's he giving me Benji vibes even if he's too old? Maybe because I still think that penthouse looks like something Armand would own. Yeah, Rashid confuses me xD

-Claudia, OMG, Bailey Bass is just great. I love her. Little teenage brat driving her dad's crazy xD Was calling them "Daddy Lou" and "Uncle Les" her idea? I'm sad we're not getting more domestic murder fangmliy because it's so adorable. Also, I need to rewatch and do some pausing to read if there's anything in those diaries that's not been read out loud. And, four pages missing....hm....does this mean we're post-Merrick in 2022? Or is there a different reason? When Daniel asks where those diaries were in 1979 I kinda wanted Louis to say that a secret order of voyeurs had them locke up in their vaults LOL

-Lestat, dear, that's not how you parent xD I mean, you didn't have great examples but come on...

-Louis and Claudia in that boat, how dare they be this adorable?

-Louis at his mother's wake is ufff. Poor guy's still so angry at her and Grace. Also, Grace, darling, not the time to ask him to give you the house. Not. The. Time. Especially after you just dissed him about adopting a child as a gay couple.

-Claudia picking out her coffin, hilarious xD undertaker was much confusion (and then much dead).

-Yeah, not sure I'm ready for the next episode. Shit is gonna go down.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire amc #iwtv amc spoilers

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memetrashmom · 2 years

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a comrade humbly requests a FMK ranking of your OCs u_u

Okay I have just enough characters that I can do a reason for all of them. If I had anymore then this I wouldn't lol. Here we go!

FUCK

Benji - Beefy older man with a great sense of humor, solid income, two grown kids, AND health benefits? Fuck buddies at minimum don’t try to marry him though he’s in love with someone else and you won’t be successful.

Effie - If this is before Temperance, it is very much worth it to start up a friends with benefits situation with this valley girl type lesbian. As long as you can handle her A Whole Lot personality for more than an hour at a time. Strap game is immaculate, and she kisses like it’s the last time everytime. Gives great head.

Lonan - He is so incredibly demisexual it’s sort of hilarious, but once he gets there? Insatiable, willing to experiment, will do actual research on how to please you. Not in the marry section though because his wizard book has a whole lotta sass about literally everything and he’s such a recluse you’d never see people again.

Mantis - Best one night stand. Strong enough to hold you against the wall or toss you around, but controlled enough to do it all without hurting you. Unless you ask of course. Will cuddle and buy you breakfast in the morning. Only downside is the ring of hickies she leaves on your neck. Also she’s poly and stupidly in love with a himbo who she sometimes forgets is also a paladin and not just a bard. Idk if he's into sharing a partner or not but that would be a fun sandwich to be in. Not in the marry section because her job is a bounty hunter and she’s nearly always on the move.

Zimri - Sugar baby supreme, also has a split tongue and is talented enough to live luxuriously based on her skills. If you can afford a night, why not indulge? Too much personality to marry though, and her other partners are a little intimidating, some of them without really trying to be.

MARRY

Anu- This is only an option after Rosalind’s passing, and he’s had ample time to mourn for her. He loves his wife, but as a full blooded elf he’s going to outlive her and most of their children even. He knows this, Rosalind knows this, their children know this. That being said, Anu is where Benji gets his wonderful sense of dad flavored humor and general good vibes. He’s still pretty fit despite being in the twilight years of his life, takes great joy in cultivating green spaces, and spends his free time tending to the gardens or researching in the library. He would make for a very lovely spouse.

Belladonna - Beefy ace paladin lady who will read books and cook breakfast with you. If you can put up with her being a bit of a neat freak and the occasional verbal war between her and her cousin Nessa over silly things like golf you’re in for a lovely comfortable marriage.

Danya - MILF, high powered lawyer type, a domme, who also performs burlesque at an exclusive club. Her love language is all of them, she will spoil you with both physical affection and gifts, free health care, AND a secure retirement fund? And four dogs?? Yes.

Laura - If you can get over your MIL being a literal sea demon, a bard tavern owner for a FIL, and Laura’s three frankly intimidating girlfriends, she’d be lovely to be married to. Funny and affectionate, does her best to be there for you and support you, and will dance the night away. You won’t be bored.

Lemon - Great baker/cook, built in healthcare, reads a whole lotta smut and is willing to test out new things, and will beat rude people with a magical spoon for you. If you can deal with her need for physical affection, her trouble saying what’s wrong without being asked, her occasional case of the Feral Zoomies, and a MIL from hell, you’re good. She’d swing between comfy homebody buddy, to party girl, to adventuring buddy pretty easily.

Tadhgan - He’s….he’s a little boring okay but it’s not his fault. He’s got a lucrative job lined up, fit from working the forge and volunteering in the drake guard, kind of a dork, and will do his very best to keep you happy. Give him time to get over his failed first love and you’d have a very comfortable, if a tiny bit boring marriage.

Tsisia - She’d be fun to be married to, for her weird sense of humor and lack of shame alone. She just has really lovely vibes. Tsisia can be kind of stupid like flirting with someone by asking them to help with an itch and then just swallowing a couple of their fingers and then immediately being embarrassed that she did that but overall she has a good head on her shoulders and wants to build something long lasting and full of laughter. If you can stand the smell of hay and ozone, long hours working the farm, and the occasional midnight run with her lycan cousins, she’d be a joy.

Olly - Out of everyone I would marry Olly. He is a bisexual tsudere, loves his family and friends, keeps bees as both pets and a hobby, is enough of a dork he’s endearing, does burlesque shows in the same club his sister Danya performs, and is just high enough on the Bakhouzin ladder to be strong enough to keep you safe but low enough not to really be a target. His bakery manager job will give him plenty of funny stories to bring home, he’s an excellent cook/baker, has the Bakhouzin Cake, and he is an enthusiastic lover. 10/10 would marry the tsudere.

KILL

Adva - Old, grumpy druid snapping tortle lady who constantly asks invasive questions, and is very likely to bite the fingers or hands off of anyone she doesn't like. Kill for your own safety.

Amaryllis, The Lion Empress - The sex would be wonderful, she’d be a doting spouse, but she did lead a military takeover of an entire nation after slaughtering the noble side of her family. Sure the slaughter was only because they tried to kill her first, but you know….that’s a whole lotta drama to deal with. Also her general is really fuckin scary, and the Boar might have a thing for her too?? Too messy. Stay far away. Modern AU would also be kill despite how soft and sweet she is there, mostly because of her two spouses.

Daffodil -She may look like a good time, but she’s got too much weird fae shit going on to be safe. The Galidians have zero risk assessment and think she’s nice because she’s a polite noble out of time. Under the flowery outdated language and ballads she’s just as likely to slay you then lay you.

Doran - Please just put this man out of his misery. You’d make Benji cry and gain a new enemy in the Bakhouzin’s, but Doran would be so glad to have it all end.

Labon - This 5ft tall short king is in love with one person and one person only. He also gets the zoomies which lead to biting hit and runs, eats out of the trash, sleeps in odd places, is almost always covered in bits of soot, and will cry if he goes without kisses for more than four hours. Too high maintenance. Also he keeps pigeons as pets so you will always find feathers in weird places. Oh and he takes care of a small army of street urchins, which is sweet, but he’s always busy.

Marigold - Ace/aro very stabby tabaxi. They will stab first and not ask questions.

Rosalind - The benefits of marrying this ancient very wealthy woman do not outweigh the danger of being her third spouse.

Zadok, both the Bear General and Modern AU - If you think they will marry or fuck anyone other then Amaryllis or Eilidh you are very wrong. They believe those two dorks are their soulmates, and they will not touch anyone except them.

DOUBLE KILL

Ursula- Mean bitter borderline sociopathic abuser? Double kill. Into the fire. Also not good in bed anyway so not worth it.

#dnd ask #not tagging everyone because I would die lol

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sofiamantegafan110 · 3 months

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NEW X-MEN/PITCH PERFECT

JUST SAW PITCH PERFECT YESTERDAY AND I LOVE IT. SO, LIKE MOST THINGS, I DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW X-MEN PARODY OF THE FILM! IN THIS VERSION, THE KIDS ARE ALL HUMAN AND COLLEGE STUDENTS AND I DECIDED TO MATCH CHARACTERS IN THE FILM WITH WHO I THOUGHT WOULD BE A PERFECT NXM COUNTERPART. I'VE DONE THE SAME WITH SOME HORROR MOVIES TOO, IN CASE YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.

THE CAST:

LAURA KINNEY AS BECA (LAURA'S BEEN THE MAIN CHARACTER TWICE!)

JULIAN KELLER AS JESSE

PHOEBE FROST AS AUBREY

CESSILY KINCAID AS CHLOE

ROXANNE WASHINGTON AS CYNTHIA-ROSE

SOFIA MANTEGA AS STACIE (THIS WAS A COMPLETELY HILARIOUS DECISION AND I STAND BY IT)

"MANIC" MEGAN GWYNN AS FAT AMY (I CAME UP WITH THAT NICKNAME FOR PIXIE ON THE SPOT)

RUTH ALDINE AS LILY

CALLIE BETTO AS JESSICA

JESSICA AND SARAH VALE AS DENISE AND ASHLEY (I NEEDED TWO BACKGROUND CHARACTERS)

QUENTIN QUIRE AS BUMPER

HOPE ABBOTT AS MARY ELISE

ALANI RYAN AS KORI (I REALLY LIKED THIS CHARACTER, SO I WAS KINDA DISAPPOINTED WITH HOW SHE TURNED OUT)

SARAH KINNEY AS BECA'S DAD (ANOTHER IMPROMPTU AND HILARIOUS DECISION ON MY PART)

JOSH FOLEY AS BENJI

AS YOU CAN SEE, THE CAST IS MAINLY ACADEMY X KIDS. THAT'S BECAUSE I'M HOPING TO WATCH THE SECOND AND THIRD MOVIES SOON AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD INCLUDE SOME CHARACTERS FROM THE JEAN GREY SCHOOL AND KRAKOAN ERAS THERE! IF YOU'VE SEEN PITCH PERFECT AND LIKE MY CHOICES, DON'T BE AFRAID TO SPEAK UP AND SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS!

AND IF YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE PARODY IDEAS THAT I'VE MADE, JUST LET ME KNOW!

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UPDATES!!!!!!

I JUST SAW THE OTHER PITCH PERFECT MOVIES AND I HAVE SO MANY NEW IDEAS!!!!

FIRST OFF, SOFIA WILL BE PLAYING FLO IN THE THIRD MOVIE INSTEAD OF STACIE. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHY, WATCH IT.

THERE WILL ALSO BE LAURIE COLLINS AS EMILY AND IARA DOS SANTOS AS FLO (PP2).

#new xmen #pitch perfect

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unknownjpegs · 3 months

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someone else

They stand backstage, center-left. Their guitarist has a solo; no reason for keyboard, bass. The backtrack does the work. What it leaves blank Lark fills. And fuck, does he. No one performs like him, she attests in every single interview. She gets teased for it during some, because the bias isn’t private, but she means that. She would mean it even if they weren’t together. If she didn’t —

Matilda watches him belt, bent slightly so his shoulders curve. The stretch of muscle beneath his simple t-shirt catches her attention and pulls a frown. She forces her focus instead to the VIP section. Family and friends, only. She glances over Benji’s sister, her dark skin lit and shadowed in tandem with the thump of music. Beside her, Maran bounces excitedly to the beat. His big smile and endless cheering are infectious; the people around him look happier for it.

Her gaze drags again to Lark, then snaps away. He won’t get the satisfaction of watching her drool.

So instead, Matilda notes: “Your dad’s hot.”

Mouse grimace is hilariously immediate. “Ew, what?”

Matilda tilts her chin, shielding her eyes from the flashing spotlights. She raises her voice even though Mouse stands to her immediate right.

“Is that not your dad?”

“The white guy? Nick?”

“No relation, I guess.” Matilda makes a show of licking her lips. “Less awkward.”

“Not really.” Mouse pouts. She tugs Matilda’s hair. “I didn’t think you two were open—“

“We’re not.” She rolls her eyes, trying not to let them stray. “But we are on a break.” They give each other a look, and Matilda sighs. Some of the rancid energy leaves her, and she hates mouse for it. “Okay, fine. We got in a fight.”

At that, her tiny bassist’s expression shifts. Matilda gossips — often. She tells the girls everything that’s going on in her life. Bunny’s latest fuck-up, her mom’s response. Which magazine is reaching out for who, the staff editor that forgot to put Lark’s name on the question summary sheet, what deuxmoi blinds are definitely true because she’d been at that club that day and witnessed that affair herself —

She doesn’t gossip about Lark. And although she tells Nomi and Mouse mostly everything, she wants some things for herself. Later that month, she might end up drunk in their laps and crying about why do I start them I don’t even feel like fighting I just think about someone looking at him and want to di-di-die! Until then, she’ll retain a little dignity, thanks.

“What about?”

“Something stupid.”

“I’m kind of worrying about doing something stupid, and I think it would make Mouse upset.”

Nomi lifts a headset cup to make a face at her. “What are you thinking of doing?”

Matilda lifts her phone screen.

“Babe.” Nomi says dryly. “No.”

Naima stares blankly at her. Her massive, fatale-lidded brown eyes hold so much unfiltered judgment that Matilda winces.

“Is he that bad?”

“He’s bad alright.”

They grin at each other. Naima quickly wipes it into something stoic again, arms crossing.

“But it’s definitely a bad idea.”

“Are you going to be weird about the gap?”

Naima pinches her fingers together but then shrugs. “I think what’s more weird is that…you know what, nah. I’m not shoehorning myself into the advice role. You come to your own realizations and conclusions on your own.” Matilda receives two quick pats to the ass as Naima lifts herself from their cold-limbed tangle on the curb. “Here’s your vape back.”

The slim rectangle, customized with her sequined intials, is tucked in her fuzzy coat’s pockets.

She only feels a little gross about leaning against the door coquettishly and smiling coquettishly and giving her best I don’t do this often act coquettishly. It turns out she doesn’t need it — the doctor, as she later discovers his profession, needs no convincing to be a bit depraved. The whole point of it is that, because despite what people might believe about her, Matilda’s only had two partners in the past. And after tonight, she really doesn’t anticipate having any more. Not because she expects to go head over heels, or take a vow of celibacy.

No. The entire time she’s fucked (because it really is just that, not revenge, just fucking), it’s nice. It feels good. It’s new and taboo and a little gross because he insists, as respectfully as he seems able to manage. But Matilda doesn’t really feel anything, no sweet sharp crest of an orgasm or chest-hitching pleasure. At least, not until her eyes slip shut. The second they do, the situation turns to mist. The thighs bumping into the back of her own, hand in her hair and clutching her shoulder — no longer belong to a man who is a stranger.

Nick leans down to put his mouth to her ear. The scratch of chest hair to her shoulder immediately takes her from a vision of over-toned blond hair, adorably purple in places. Matilda elbows him savagely in the stomach.

“I’m close. Just go harder, don’t talk.”

“Mais oui, I only meant to—”

She pushes up to all fours, head falling loose between her shoulders. Her curtained hair flutters with the heaving gasp she lets out at the switch in angle, and she rocks backwards. Squeezes her eyes closed, tightens her fists in the sheets.

“Shut. Up.”

It’s not the alien fullness of being fucked in a new place, the sexiness of being attractive to someone experienced, not even the discovery of an angle that made her vision blur and jaw drop.

It’s Lark’s stupid fucking face in her head.

“Oh fuck,” Matilda whines, back arching so hard it hurts.

Lark chases her up the bus stairs, takes two at a time to account for her long-legged stomp. Just as she’s reached the last, his hand shoots out like he means to snatch her waist or wrist, then falls limp. They’re mid argument, voices rising and overlapping; Matilda shakes him free and moves away, but not too far. He follows, but not too close. He respects her space. For all she knows about him, it’s next to impossible to imagine him touching her when they get like this.

“Can you stop?”

“Be specific.”

“Can you stop walking away during an argument?”

Matilda twirls around and knows how nice her hair probably looks. She’s been taking extra care of it; last week he’d complimented the color, the shine. He’d rubbed a strand between his fingers then slid that same hand to the back of her neck before pulling her into a kiss.

“Who’s arguing?” She puts a hand to her chest. “I’m not arguing. I’m informing you. We are discussing.”

“Fine. Not arguing, discussing. I just want to discuss —“ Lark throws his hands up in the air, brings them back down to slap his thighs. “I don’t want to know specifics, Til. I’m just asking why!”

She sneers at him. “I said what I said, didn’t I? Right, baby? What did I say — it’s none of your business. You don’t own me. I get some business of my own. I’m allowed to be a person outside of this. I can fuck who I want if we’re on a break. I’m an equal. It’s even split on the checks, last time I checked.”

His face shatters a little. Matilda’s heart does, too.

“Is that what this is about?”

“Don’t fucking Yoko me.”

Lark stares at her. “Are you, like…what, done?”

Matilda squeezes her hands in the air in front of his face, her frustration peeking again. “Why would I do that? I love this fucking band and these people and doing this and our friends, Elias. I love — this. I love this, okay? It makes me so happy. It’s everything. Why would me fucking somebody else—“

His face scrunches at the reminder.

“While we were on a break that you suggested.”

“I suggested?" Lark laughs thinly, hands coming up to brush through his hair as he paces a tight, quick circle. "Shit. I — I guess, Mati, but I don’t...even remember what the fuck we argued about that day.”

Neither does she. Guilt collides with her chest like a solid wall. They argue often because Matilda pushes for it. She would be lying if she said he never tried to prevent it. Most of the time, she drags him along by the ankle into a fight. And they do it so often neither of them remember what the fight was about in the first place?

Her eyes burn suddenly. Lashes sticking together. She hadn’t planned to cry today; clumps of shitty cheap CVS mascara run down her cheeks. Sometimes she makes sure to wear it when they have sex, because Lark’s such a boy about it. Now, he only makes a softly wounded sound and moves forward to wrap arms around her waist.

I was just yelling at you, she thinks, accepting the gentle tug as he sits and pulls her into his lap. He holds her tight, guiding her to bury her face in his neck while she cries. It’s a hard kind. The sort she can’t really quite place the source of. Somewhere deep, at least. Lark finds it with splayed hands rubbing up and down her spine. She thinks about that — how often they fall into touching or tasting after something nasty like this, but now…

Aren’t you angry? You should be angry. You’re so sweet, why did I do that? Why do I do this? I don’t know what’s scarier. If you’re it for me, or that I’m it for you.

With long, outstretched legs clad in artfully torn black tights, Matilda pushes herself back and forth. The chairs across from Bunny’s luxurious chestnut desk are plush and comfortable, so she sinks into them like she has a thousand times in the past to take a nap.

Bunny won’t let her, though. She rises to her full height and leans across the surface to shove Matilda’s booted feet off the edge. Righting a name plaque that she’d stolen from the studio of another famous producer, his etched name crossed out in favor of a messily markered Dr. Sullivan, Bunny sneers.

“Would you get your homeless fucking footwear off my antique, please?”

Matilda lifts a hand and snaps it like a jaw, eyes rolling. “Get a job.”

“I have one.” Her stepdad shoots back. “It pays the bills of your kitschy-tacky ‘boho industrial maximalist’ apartment, brat.”

“Actually that’s my money.”

“Um, actually,” her voice goes nasal, “I fucked your mom and will do it again.”

Matilda snorts.

Bunny sinks back into her own chair, one leg crossing over the other. She looks as though she’s fighting a smile as her elbow rests there, fingers steepled. “Sit up straight and tell me what you need before I have the security guard trespass you.”

Matilda sobers a little; Bunny rarely just offers aid. She must look more kicked than she thought.

“It’s two things.”

“You better have two stacks ready, then.”

“Inflation,” Matilda swears with a shake of her fist. “I used to pay you in quarters.”

“That was the tooth fairy.” Bunny responds matter-of-factly. “Spit it out, kid.”

“It genuinely is two things, though.”

Bunny waves her hand: go ahead, if you must.

“Okay. Uh. I’m going to go with the least shocking thing first, okay?” She sits up straighter, as requested, but her fingers tangle. “I want to merge my percentage with Lark’s. I don’t know — I’m not sure what I have to sign, or if I like, need to do a contract negotiation. If I do, just — I mean I guess we could just deposit it to his account, if it’s easier? I might need a CPA for that, though, Happy keeps track and I don’t want him to lose some of it like he does your cut—“

Bunny interrupts with an impressed gasp. “Happy. Clever fucking bastard.”

“Can we focus? The perctange, dad. Is that possible?”

“No,” Bunny says. She waits a beat for Matilda’s face to fall, then smirks. “But I can make it happen.” One slim finger raises. “One condition, though. You have to tell me if you’re trying to move funds for an elopement.”

Matilda’s face heats so quick to such a stark, incredible red that she feels it tingle her hairline. It isn’t that they haven’t spoken about it. Haltingly, shy; possessive and insane in the heat of the moment. I’m going to fucking marry you, once growled into the back of her neck as it was curved by a fistful of hair. Thinking about that does nothing for the blush.

“No.”

“That means yes, but not right now. Whatever. Thanks for the answer.” Bunny sits back in her chair and pushes far enough away to kick red-bottomed loafers up. The silver-plated rim wrapping the heel makes a harsh ch-lunk against metal, no doubt scratching it. “What’s the second thing?”

“Less serious.”

“God forbid.”

“It’s about the tour.”

Bunny groans. “Don’t tell me somebody else fucked somebody and now somebody has to quit and we have to cancel their contract last minute and handle the PR and find an empty bed at —“

“No, definitely not. But, um. The doctor. Mouse’s —whatever he is? The one who’s handling medical for the European half?”

Bunny’s brow wrinkles a little bit. “What’d that French fuck do now? Jesus, Nick. Always up to something.”

“Well.” Matilda wringes her hands. “Tiny conflict of interest.”

The well-dressed music executive seated across from her isn’t just a step parent. Bunny raised her. And when Matilda speaks, her darkly amused gaze flicks up. All the mirth drains.

“No. Matilda Mary Rhodes, no.”

She grins cheesily, all teeth and gums. Bunny’s got a picture in her wallet of Matilda at eleven with the exact same expression and a shattered vase blurred in the background.

#writing #ua #mmr #bs #lt #nt #mmr x nt #mmr x lt #band au

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can’t believe they made me think benji’s dad was hilarious and then made him the worse person ever

#lv spoilers

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izzie’s favorite movies and tv shows of 2020 (aka the worst year ever)

another year, another movie and tv show review. this year has, to put it simply, sucked. 2020 has been so terribly awful that sometimes the only light you can see are the absolute bangers of movies and tv shows that came out this year. with that being said, some of the movies and tv shows didn't come out in 2020. if the are mentioned in this post it is because they either: had a season come out this year, i found them this year, or they became popular this year.

SPOILERS: it may not come as a surprise but just in case you didn't realize, there will be many spoilers ahead, read at your own risk.

tw // death, suicide, drug use, mild adult language. if any of these things might trigger you, i strongly urge you not to read this post.

there is no specific order of these shows and movies, i'm just writing as they come to mind. if you enjoy any of these movies or tv shows, or if you have any suggestions for me, please let me know!

TV SHOWS

1) Santa Clarita Diet

Okay, so I know this show doesn't have anything to do with 2020. But, I found this show in 2020. I put it off for a while, thinking it wasn't my style of a show, but boy was I wrong. I loved this show. Sheila Hammond (Drew Barrymore) is a normal suburban wife and mom. She is a real estate agent with her husband Joel (Timothy Olyphant). She struggles with the fact that she isn't very adventurous. This all changes when she throws up an insane amount at a house showing. She then finds herself craving adventure, and craving human flesh. Yeah, she's a zombie. Not only is this show super hilarious, but it also shows the growth that they have with their characters and their family. I'm also team Abby (Liv Hewson) and Eric (Skyler Gisondo).

2) Outer Banks

So, I'm from NC. And, watching this show at first bothered me because I can very obviously tell this show isn't actually filmed in the obx, and the geography isn't exact, but once I got past that, I loved it. John B (Chase Stokes) is a teenager that lives in the poor side of the outer banks. He has a friend group called the Pogues which consists of JJ (Rudy Pankow), Pope (Jonathan Daviss), and Kie (Madison Bailey). They absolutely hate the Kooks, which are the rich kids. A while after John B's dad gets lost at sea, presumed dead, the group finds some evidence that may solve the mystery, and make them rich. In the process, John B falls in love with a Kook names Sarah (Madelyn Cline) whose father Ward (Charles Esten) may have a little more to do with the mystery than he let on. Through friendship, murder, and secrets, the gang may just figure out what happened to John B's dad.

3) Love, Victor

Alright. I loved loved loved Love, Simon. I also really loved the book "Simon vs. the Homosapien Agenda." So, when I heard about this show, I was so excited. Victor (Michael Cimino) is a teenage boy that moved to Creekwood with his family. He meets Felix (Anthony Turpel) who lives in his building. He also meets Mia (Rachel Hilson) and they begin dating. But, he also meets Benji (George Sear). While trying to get used to a new school, new friends, and a new relationship, Victor finds himself questioning his sexuality. With the help of Simon (Nick Robinson) and his friends, Victor finds it in himself to finally come out, and he admits his feelings, for Benji. This is such a good show, but I was so upset when season 1 ended on a cliff-hanger.

4) The Haunting of Bly Manor

The sequel to The Haunting of Hill House. Now listen, haunting of hill house was an absolute banger. When I saw that Bly came out I nearly died. I was so excited. But, I was alone in my apartment and also a lil bitch. So, I had to wait a week until I was home with my family to watch it. Now, I was so excited to be scared, and there were a few jump scares and ominous moments, but this season was more centered around the story line of Dani Clayton (Victoria Pedretti) and her new life in a foreign country. When seeing an ad for a live in job as an au pair. When she gets there, she meets the two young children she’ll be looking out for and the other workers of the house, including the gardener, Jamie (Amelia Eve). Throughout her stay at Bly she begins to notice weird behaviors from both children and by the end of the series she sacrifices herself for the children. Sadly, this story is being told by Jamie who Dani had fallen in love with during her stay at Bly. Now I was somewhat upset about the lack of horror, but was still very intrigued and drawn in by this series.

5) Julie and the Phantoms

Alright, at first I was not gonna watch this show. I thought it looked a little too young and childish for me, but everyone was talking about it on twitter so I had to. I. Love. This. Show. This show centers around Julie (Madison Reyes). Julie is a teenage girl who, sadly, lost her mother. The one major thing she shared with her mom, was their love for music. Since her mothers passing, she gave up music. This is until, dead musicians from the 90′s show up in her garage. Luke (Charlie Gillespie), Alex (Owen Joyner), and Reggie (Jeremy Shada) all tragically passed away in the 90′s after eating bad street hotdogs. When Julie finds their CD in her garage, she decides to play it and they come back in ghost form. But, only she can see them. With their help, she finds her confidence to play music again. Also, she has to find away for them to stay because they’re slowly disappearing.

6) Derry Girls

Bitch. I love this show. And yeah it didn’t come out in 2020. Shut up. I found this show recently after watching the cast on the holiday special of the Great British Baking Show. I loved the actors so I had to watch the show. This show focuses on Erin (Saoirse-Monica Jackson) a 16 year old girl that lives in Derry, Northern Ireland in the 90′s. Alongside her is her cousin Orla (Louisa Harland), her two friends Clare (Nicola Coughlan) and Michelle (Jamie-Lee O’Donnell), and Michelle’s English cousin James (Dylan Llewellyn). During these years, a lot of people in Ireland struggled, especially because it was during wartime. Even thought this show isn’t focused heavily around the war, it’s amazing to see these teens live a fulfilling life while struggling with the state of their country, and the lack of money that their families have.

7) Elite

HA. This show did have a season in 2020 so leave me alone. But bro, I love this show. At first, I didn’t watch it because I thought I could only watch the dubbed version in English, which I hate. I hate dubbed shows they look so weird. But, once I found out I could watch this show in Spanish, I fell in love. But, sadly, theres too damn much to talk about in one little post. It’s crazy. But basically it just follows the lives of teens in high school that are trying to survive. And no, not in the “I’m surviving high school,” sense. No, people be getting murdered.

MOVIES (tbh i didn’t find a lot of movies good this year lmk which movies u liked this year and maybe i’ll like them!)

1) All the Bright Places

After the death of her sister, Violet (Elle Fanning) is devastated. She closes herself off, and has her parents get her out of doing school work that involves working with others. But, as time goes on, they realize she may need to start to move on. Violet then meets Finch (Justice Smith) who is enamored by Violet. He suggests they do a project together. While finding and visiting some of the smallest wonders of their state, they begin to fall for each other. While you are focusing on Violet and her mental health, you tend to miss some of the signs that Finch’s mental health isn’t great either, but by the time you do, it could be too late.

2) Dangerous Lies

Hmm. This was weird for me. I had only ever seen Camila Mendes in Riverdale, and honestly, not a fan. So, Katie (Camila Mendes) and her husband Adam (Jessie T. Usher) are struggling with money. Katie decides to take a job working for an elderly man, and eventually gets her husband hired there as well. Unfortunately, he dies, but for some odd reason, leaves the house and all of his fortune, to Katie. As they get comfortable in the house, they begin to uncover some very weird and dangerous lies.

3) The Devil All the Time

Ok. Iconic. You got so many hot men in this movie. Bill Skarsgård, Sebastian Stan, Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson. C’mon now. That’s crazy. But, this story is so long and in depth that I wouldn’t even know where to begin. This movie is a bit disturbing. It involves murder, sexual assault, killing of animals, and so much more so if that’s an issue for you please do not watch this movie. It was also quite long, but it was still good.

4) After We Collided

Okay just listen. I was that teenager. I read wattpad stories and was, embarrassingly, addicted to After. This was not a great movie per say, but it was After. This is a sequel to the movie After. This movie centers around Tessa (Josephine Langford) and her recovery after her breakup with Hardin (Hero Fiennes Tiffin). Theres sex, alcohol, bad acting. The whole nine-yards. But c’mon, they’re so cute together.

5) To All the Boys p.s. I Still Love You

Okay it was a good movie. I enjoyed it. This movie focuses on Lara Jean (Lana Condor) and her boyfriend Peter (Noah Centineo) and their relationship post the first movie. But of course relationships aren’t super steady, and John Ambrose McClaren (Jordan Fisher) shows up. Yeah, John Ambrose, from her letter. They become closer and Lara Jean has to decide who she wants to be with. Spoiler, it’s Peter. BOOOOOOO justice for John Ambrose McClaren, he deserved better.

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Hi, I'm An Adult Queer Person. I'm Going By They/Them Now.

I Go By Rosie Online.

I Have A Lot Of Blogs And I'm Famous Among My Mutuals For Having Too Many Sideblogs So Here Is A List Of Them.

Some Of My Favourites Are :

Books :

The Shadowhunter Chronicles

The Simonverse Trilogy

The Song Of Achilles

The Anna And The French Kiss Trilogy

Red, White And Royal Blue By Casey McQuiston

Boyfriend Material By Alexis Hall And Nearly All Alexis Hall Books

The Light We Lost By Jill Santopolo

Till We Have Faces By C. S. Lewis

The Fault In Our Stars By John Green

Shows :

Skam (I Love The French,Italian, Spanish And Belgian Remakes And The Evak/Elu/Martinico Season)

Asian Dramas (Not Korean, Mostly Thai Yaoi) [ Here is a list of some of them if anyone is interested]

Meteor Garden (The Chinese Remake, 2018)

Crush (Cdrama)

FRIENDS

Love, Victor

Good Omens

Marvel's Daredevil

The Umbrella Academy

Schitt's Creek

Brooklyn 99

Movies

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

Kill Your Darlings

Spirited Away

Kimi No Na Wa (Your Name)

(I Don't Really Watch Movies Much And I'm Very Picky So This List Is Kinda Short But Those Listed Are My Absolute Favourite Ones)

Singers And DJs:

Taylor Swift Is The One For Me. I'm A Swiftie.

Troye Sivan.❤❤❤❤

I Love Ed Sheeran, Katy Perry, Khalid, Marshmello, Alan Walker, Ruelle, Halsey Too.

Bands :

Panic! At The Disco

Imagine Dragons

Getsunova (It's A Thai Band And They're Damn Good)

F4 (Yes, I'm Talking About The Chinese One)

Queen (The One And Only)

I Love Some Specific Songs By Maroon 5, The Chainsmokers, OneRepublic, A Great Big World, Tilly Birds And Three Man Down (The Last Two Are Thai Bands)

The Only Korean Bands I Like Are Blackpink And TXT

My Ships :

Books : Malec, Jessa, Wessa, Herongraystairs, Kitty, Thomastair, Ghostwriter, Arianna, Edmund x Linette, All Canon Ships In TSC, Patrochilles, FirstPrince, Simon x Bram, Leah x Abby, Anna x Étienne

Shows : Victor x Benji, Amm x Cris, Polca, Babii, Peraya, Elu, Martinico, Evak, Cris x Joanna, Sobbe, Crowley x Aziraphale, Claire x Matt

My Favourite Friendships And Siblings' Relationships :

Books : MAGNUS AND WILL, WILL AND JEM, Jace and Alec, Izzy and Alec, Tessa and Sophie, Ella, Will and Cecily, Gabriel and Gideon, Ty and Livvy, Emma and Cristina, Clary and Simon, Charlotte and Sophie, The Merry Thieves, Kit and Mina, Christopher and Anna, Magnus and His Gang, Simon and Rebecca, Kit and Livvy, June, Nora and Alex, Bea and Henry, Simon, Leah and Nick, Simon and Abby, Anna and Étienne's Friends Group

Shows : The Cool Gang In DBK (Pete, Kao, Sandee and Thada), Almost All BL Leads and Their Funny Besties, Marti and Gio and Their Gang In Skam Italia, The Parallels of Milan and Robbe From Skam Belgium (WTFock) In Skamverse, The Parallels of The Girl Gang In Skamverse, The Parallels Of The Girl Gang and The Boy Gang in Skamverse, Basically All Friendships In Skamverse, Chandler and Joey, Chandler, Joey, Ross, Phoebe, Monica And Rachel, Crowley And Aziraphale, Adam And His Gang, Matt and Foggy

Honorable Favourite Show Character Mention : Pete's Dad From DBK, Imane From Skam France, Manon From Skam France, Milan From WTFock, Gio From Skam Italia, Anathema from Good Omens, Gabriel From Good Omens (He's Hilarious Please-)

People I'm Currently Simping Hard For :

Jem Carstairs - My forever husband❤

Will Herondale - This baby I'm✨catastrophically✨ in love with and who's my spirit animal deserves the universe and more❤ I am literally Will Herondale IRL. You won't believe the similarities. Also, #NOQUACK

Anna Lightwood - The best Lightwood❤ Anna could break my heart in pieces and step on it and I'd say thank you🌹

Matthew Fairchild - I love this boy with all my heart. I want to mend his broken heart❤ and I'm in love with his love for Wilde and green carnations

Alec Lightwood - the sassiest cinnamon roll Consul ever❤

Magnus Bane - The elder brother I've always wanted. The best there is❤

Lily Chen - LILY QUEEN👑❤the nicknames are genius✨

Ty Blackthorn - He's too lovable and precious❤

Izzy Lightwood - The Sass queen❤✨

Mark Blackthorn - This babie is too precious and innocent for this world❤

Cristina Rosales - Damn! The perfect one❤🌹

Simon Lewis - My comfort character. I relate too much to him ❤❤

Alastair Carstairs - Bolastair deserves nothing less than the world. Needs to be protected at all costs.❤❤

Thomas Lightwood - Deserves better than what he gets. My small awkward giant Lightwood. GIVE HIM WHAT HE DESERVES AAAAAAA❤❤❤❤❤

Lucie Herondale - Oh my sweet precious smol bean. The perfect combination of Wessa.❤❤❤

Cordelia Carstairs - I might as well have a crush on her PLEASE she is so AJSJSSJSDHBDHDHDH❤❤❤ edit : not anymore bye

Ètienne St. Clair - Precious precious precious ❤❤❤❤❤

Cricket Bell - He's so cute and precious❤

Leah Burke - I relate to her on a spiritual level❤

Ms. Albright - The queen of Simonverse👑✨❤

Nora Holleran - I'm just like 😍

Beatrice Fox Mountchristen-Windsor - Again I'm like 😍👑❤

Patroclus - Must be protected at all costs❤

Augustus Waters - Do I have to say anything about him?❤

Huaze Lei - The only show character I fell hard for. He's so precious and cute and sweet and perfect I can't-❤

Matt Murdock - Guess Lei got company ;)

TK Strand : I've adopted

Carlos Reyes - very sweet and very hot

I Like To Write, But I'm A Writer Who Barely Writes.

I'm A Professional Procrastinator.

I Like Coffee, Sweaters, Books, Solitude, Winter And Fall. Yes, I'm A ✨Sweater Sapphic✨.

Fun Fact : I Don't Like Noodles And Birthdays And Any "Special" Day, In General.

I'm A Complete Socially Awkward Dork. I Am Sometimes Very Social And Talk A Lot And Sometimes I Just Ghost My Friends, Both IRL And Online. You've Been Warned.

I Like To Swear, But Not When I'm In A Bad Mood.

I have a Tumblr family, which includes :

My Archaeoweirdist And Fellow Hoe : @herondalesunsetcurve

My Parabatai : @herondaleinc

My Herondale Sibling : @crumpled-up-pieceof-paper

My Braincell Twin : @tessherongraystairs

My Girlfriend : @the-blackdale

So Yeah, That's It.

#Rosie's permanent pin #rosie's important post #don't rb #pinned #about rosie

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ii. Fun Facts About The Cast | Actor Au | Obey Me

Request: Its not, I love this AU tho

Word Count: 2303 words

Page Count: 6.5 pages

A.N. Hope you guys all like this! Fun facts about the cast lmao

[ Actor AU Masterlist ]

Fun Facts

Benjamin ( Lucifer )

- Is the dad of the cast.

- In any scenes with Dmitri ( Luke ), he makes sure to know if he is alright, and often will stop scenes to ask.

- He also is an overall joker, so he has trouble filming most of his scenes, will often start laughing in the middle of filming and can break character the easiest.

- Best with kids overall, probably due to having his own, keeps their lives private tho.

- His hair was white for a past show, but the directors liked the look, so that's why he has white tips.

- One of the few male characters who cannot do those diets to accentuate his abs- so that's why his character is always covered up.

- He's in shape! But, he likes the fat that protects his muscle, he says he needs to stay soft to hug his kids.

- Known diabetic, so there's a table full of foods so his sugars are stable, the cast has glucagon shots all over the sets to be safe.

- Is in his early thirties, but people say he can pull off early twenties- he just snorts at this.

Avery ( Mammon )

- Takes the job seriously, and his scenes are easiest to film.

- Dark humor and often is the "Lucifer" of the cast.

- Seeing him switch from Avery to Mammon leaves the rest of the cast and crew fucking s h o o k.

- Will always be seen looking his finest.

- No, no one has seen him in public in sweatpants or anything like that. His image is very serious.

- Is a sweetheart when with the rest of the cast tho.

- His eyes are actually that blue.

- No one is sure if his hair is actually white or not, the way he speaks about it is vague, and fans are always theorizing.

- Watching over Benji ( Lucifer ), and is usually the one to tell him to check his sugars, since the other is quite forgetful.

- Is an immigrant from Turkey, so he has an accent, makes people thirst for him more.

- Helps aspiring actors and directors get into the field, and goes on hard work and talent, not who tries to pay him off.

Jackson ( Leviathan )

- Is the resident fuckboi.

- Always with males and females hanging off him, at this point the pop gave up, no- they aren't his partner.

- Flexes a shit ton.

- Wearing chains, a Rolex, and anything designer.

- Donates half of his salary to ocean reserves and protection funds, he has the money for it, and the show pays him well.

- Always at the beach, or near lake houses and shit, the one ( 1 ) thing he likes about his character.

- Hates the fringe he wears with a passion.

- His hair is actually a light shade of brown, his eyes are a darker shade, but still pretty light.

- First generation, his parents are Korean, so you can pick up hints of their accent in his speech patterns. Gets heavy when he's sleepy.

Ross ( Satan )

- Is a stoner.

- Goes on Instagram lives with either MC and gets high, talking about the dumbest shit or he's alone in his room and his cats join in.

- "So, if you think about- oH MY GOD PRINCESS. YES, COME TO DADDY."

- Has a kitten curled up on him, purrs loud as hell because mf is so warm, and the lives turn into purring ASMR sessions.

- Into self care, has a line of vitamins, face masks, and everything you can think of.

- Calls his fans his SaStans.

- Dmitri ( Luke ) is his younger brother.

- Will never let him out of his sight, and they love to be as mean as they can to each other, they love each other but love to bully one another.

- Is from the Bronx, so his accent is what Avery ( Mammon ) mimics for his character, often just records Avery's lines and sends them to him so he can practice.

- Owns an animal shelter he funds.

- "Carol Baskin? Who's that?"

- The REAL tiger king.

- Gets all his cats dyed to look like tigers.

Micheal ( Asmodeus )

- Chill as fuck.

- Has like 5+ kids, so the role fits him perfectly, and now it's an on running joke among fans that they are all his illegitimate children.

- You know why Asmodeus on the show wears so much makeup?

- His eldest daughter is one of the makeup artists, and she loves to try new looks on him, and the producers think it would fit the character well.

- People speculate his age, looks young but is in his late 30's.

- His first child was born when he was 16, so he likes to support safe heavens and things like that for struggling youths- from being kicked out to needing assistance with mental health.

- Tired af.

- Always in sweatpants, him and Ross ( Satan ) are the trademark bums of the cast.

- Thinks it would be hilarious that when Micheal is revealed, in the show, that he plays the character.

- Is a writer as well, TSL is a real series and he writes it, so they let him use it in the show.

- Vlogs in his car, in a Wendy's parking lot, eating a shit ton of food and talking about the most random shit.

- Half asleep in all interviews, wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, it's gotten to the point where everyone memes it too.

James ( Beelzebub )

- Himbo.

- One of the few cast members closest to their character.

- Absolute sweetheart.

- He's 20 years old.

- But how is he so fucking big???

- Comes from a big ass family, the middle child, he's baby 4 out of 9.

- All his siblings are redheads too.

- Very playful tho, with the cast always going along with his antics, making for the best bloopers.

- The contacts he wears make him blind af, which doesn't help since he's so tall, and will bump his head on the doorways and such.

- Can speak Scottish-Gaelic, and even has an accent to top it off.

- He is an absolute unit, and one of the characters who does the stupid diet to show off his form.

- Literally on the verge of passing out sometimes, so he needs to rest with Benjamin ( Lucifer ).

- All pictures, shirtless scenes, and such are filmed first so he can rest after and go back to a normal diet.

- Quiet guy, but loves talking about sports and his siblings tho.

- Is always carrying MC and Dmitri ( Luke ) around, now there are many off-guard photos posted to the casts shared twitter+instagram accounts

- Still pretty new to acting, but is amazing at emotional scenes, to the point fans actually think he's having a breakdown.

- Nah, he's just thinking about being alone, without his family- and it gets him bawling for said scenes.

Conner ( Belphegor )

- Crackhead

- Will not stay still, either for filming or just when everyone is chilling.

- Scenes where he's asleep? He's usually turned away from the camera, cause the idiot is smiling and giggling.

- Has tripped over his tail multiple times.

- Comes from a farm-life, literal cowboy, his southern accent just hits hard.

- He hides it very well, but it comes out at times or with certain words.

- Sees Benjamin ( Lucifer ) as a mentor, he's in his early twenties and new to the scene, but they are best friends.

- Benjamin ( Lucifer ) has now acquired a new child.

- A living meme.

- You know how Tom Holland can't keep a secret?

- Yeah, he's worse.

- Rest of the cast have all had to physically stop him from talking at one point.

- The cow pillow? It's actually his, when he got the role his father has sewn it himself, so he will bring it with him.

- It's basically free promo for the show and comforts him in the city space.

- Gets overwhelmed in large crowds, so he usually makes sure to have another cast member close by, or he will literally leave to a less crowded place to take a breath.

- Apologized to MC after the scene in which he kills them.

- His mama raised him right, so he takes MC to his house for a movie, in which they cuddle and relax for the night.

- Felt really bad for like... a whole week.

- "Country boy I love you~"

Thomas ( Barbatos )

- Brat.

- This is one cocky man, he's smooth as hell, and one whisper can make you weak in the knees.

- Grew out the one side of his hair, but he slicks his hair back or will pin it back, dyes it himself when it's time to film.

- Loves to piss Alex ( Simeon ) off.

- Has a true crime podcast with Roman ( Diavolo ), Alex ( Simeon ), and Benjamin ( Lucifer ), because they're all old friends.

- Donates to the cold case foundation because he knows what it's like to lose someone and not know what happened to them.

- He has a twin who is his stunt double, they love to fuck with the rest of the cast, both of them are little shits.

- Is the motherfucker who makes a channel and reads the crackhead fanfics

- Loves every word of it tho.

- Responds to every fans dms. Every. One. As a whole account for this shit.

- Walks with a bit of a limp, so he wears a brace to help even himself, but during wide-shot scenes you can catch it sometimes.

- Took actual classes to be a butler for the role.

Roman ( Diavolo )

- Himbo 2.0

- Catch this man tweeting what he's trying to search up at 2 in the morning.

- Leaves them because it's hilarious, makes videos where he reads them out sometimes, it's all in good fun.

- He has a set of triplets at home, so that dad energy radiates into the show too.

- You know how Diavolo seems sus at points of the game? Yeah, he's still like that IRL.

- The rest of the cast was put off at first, but that's how he is, and everyone eased up pretty quickly.

- Makes jokes that he has family in the Italian mob, but needed to stop once his father called him, saying that there were too many eyes on the family now.

- Man was s h o o k.

- Has sensitive skin, so all his makeup and body paints need to be specially made, made with all natural products.

- The bags under his eyes are baby bags.

- Will bring his kids on set, to which everyone will gush over, and watch them when they aren't filming.

- Very private with his kids ( to the public ), doesn't post about them much, and only the cast really sees them.

- Wine dad.

- Catch him bringing the whole cast out for "family trips"

- People nicknamed him Caesar

- So many JoJo references now

- "SHHHHIIIIIZZZAAAAAAAA"

- "Please, no."

Dmitri ( Luke )

- Is actually 12.

- Quotes vines, tiktoks, and other memes.

- Is one of the few people that Alex ( Simeon ) is openly nice too.

- Also has an accent, but since he's young and is learning, can now mimic every other cast member's accent.

- Wear earplugs for certain scenes, because of how raunchy and dark the scenes can get, so Simeon and Barbatos are always conveniently in the way, hiding the plugs.

- Is Ross' ( Satan ) younger brother, and if he isn't hanging off of him he's with James ( Beelzebub ), Benjamin ( Lucifer ), or MC.

- They know there are some sick fucks in Hollywood so he has an adult with him at all times.

- Posts pictures of him cuddling up to his brother and the kittens, new foods he is trying, and some pictures with family.

- He often is considered the new Gordon Ramsay.

- Had a collaboration with him.

- It was amazing.

- Best boy, catch him taking a nap in his ( and Ross' ) trailer, surrounded by tiger kittens.

- The TIGER PRINCE.

Alex ( Simeon )

- Avatar of wrath who?

- The embodiment of "No talk me, I angy"

- Jkjk, though he does have a temper, he only loses it with Benjamin ( Lucifer ), Roman ( Diavolo ), and Thomas ( Barbatos ).

- A sweetheart with all children though, like you know Simeon on the show?

- Yeah, he's only like that with kids.

- And respectable adults.

- Mama raised him well 2.0

- Grew up in NY

- Born in Gucci and Balenciaga.

- Was a child model and slowly expanded to acting.

- Dark humor galore.

- If Simeon met Alex, he'd probably have a stroke, cause THOSE WORDS are coming out of HIS mouth.

- Says the weirdest shit too.

- "Put your hand on my ass and call me a virgin."

- Bro are you okay???

- He is fluent in five languages and has a high IQ.

- Speaks: English, French, Italian, Arabic, and Mandarin

- Has a support system for children who struggle to learn conventionally, with trained tutors who are affordable, he knows what it's like to need certain needs met to learn, and he wants every kid to get that chance.

- Rough around the edges but has a heart of gold.

Derek ( Solomon )

- Loves to smoke with Ross ( Satan )

- He is more aloof than chill.

- One of the more awkward members, doesn't know how to socialize well, and is very shy.

- Watch out for Dmitri ( Luke ) on the down low.

- Didn't have the best life growing up, so he is a lot more street smart than book smart.

- Doesn't have a big social media influence.

- Very nice to fans, gives full hugs to them, and everyone feels so appreciated.

- Has a husky named Blue.

- Also has an owl, who he took in when he found it on his porch with a broken wing, and nursed it to health.

- He set it free, but she comes back often, and has a nest in the tree closest to his house.

- Named her Lovely.

- Animal person, so he helps Ross out with his animal shelters.

- Uses Blue as a living pillow, and only sleeps in his boxers when Blue is on his bed, because goddamn does that dog radiate heat.

- Him and MC live together, having grown up together, and made their livings together.

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Love, Victor commentary part 15

Would anybody be interested in commentary of another show or a movie, if so which ones? I want to keep doing this once I finish season two but can't decide what to do. If you want to keep reading my dumb thoughts let me know. Check out the other parts at #love victor commentary and beware of SPOILERS.

Love,Victor

S2E5: Gay Gay

Hundred Years War is not sensual.

“Big fan of your work” in reference to sex is hilarious.

Go to PFLAG mama.

I want dad and mama to get back together.

Yikes just play basketball. Let’s call up the gay New York league from season one to pull up at the game. 🏳️‍🌈⛹️‍♂️

I love those like 2000s bedazzled hats in Felix's house.

Drag queen bingo sounds like so much fun.

Mama please go to a meeting. 🙏

Andrew rise up, I know you can do it.

Yikes Mia, but I guess she can’t blamed for telling the truth.

Felix family I need y’all get some help and pull through.

I knew they were going to go pink. Yessss. 💗

I’m starting to understand Lake’s crush on Benji after the Grizzly dance. 👁👄👁

Again everyone is being really clear with their boundaries and I Love It!

Okay but I feel like it’s a straights thing to always jump on your partner and wrap your legs around them. Or maybe just the straights in the Bachelor franchise. 🤷‍♀️

#hundred years war #allies #basketball #mental illness #2000s fashion #pflag #love victor commentary #love victor season 2 #victor salazar #lake meriwether #felix weston #mia brooks #andrew spencer #benji campbell #love victor #love simon #simon vs thsa #the bachelor #lgbtq

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Can you just stop with the toe worship? It’s so cringe. Please grow up lol taylor ain’t in love with that white egg yolk and it’s very obvious.

Can’t we just enjoy things lol?

I don’t worship “Toe”.

I am a MASSIVE - like embarrassingly massive - Taylor Swift fan. That means I’m gonna, to a degree, simp for whoever she tells me to simp for. Because ALL I WANT IS FOR HER TO BE HAPPY.

Is Joe my ideal fantasy partner for her? Not a fuck lol. I do not find him appealing for me personally. When we played F/M/GDW anons CHALLENGED THEMSELVES TO FIND A COMBO WHERE I WOULD SAY I WOULD FUCK OR MARRY HIM AND IT WAS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

He seems like a really nice bloke and I’m sure it’d be fun to get a beer with him but he does nothing for me beyond that.

Does Taylor care about this fact, the fact that I - a random fan - or you - another random fan - do not find him hot? No she literally does not. Because she apparently finds him the sexiest human alive.

Taste is deeply subjective. My taste in men, for instance, is scrawny weird looking dark haired types. Is that weird and specific? Sure. Are they “objectively” the best looking men around? Nah I don’t actually think so. But they make me feel some type of way lol so it’s nobody else’s business.

As for it being “obvious” she’s not in love with him I’m not sure where that’s obvious from because I struggle to understand why she would: 1) watch his fan accounts’ stories on Insta 2) let him live in her house 3) bring him up to fans backstage and at secret sessions with highly specific anecdotes 4) collaborate with him on 5 songs on her most critically acclaimed albums ever 5) write invisible string and tbh willow 6) fly his whole family to a castle in Ireland for Christmas 7) fly his pasty ass to the Maldives for NYE 8) call him Benji’s dad 9) hang out at London pubs and restaurants with him all the time 10) send his rando close friends cardigans if it were OBVIOUS she weren’t in love with him.

Could they be platonic soulmates? Lmao sure I don’t know their bedroom proclivities.

Is it obvious that that’s the nature of the relationship? Absolutely not. They do very much appear to be dating. But I’m not them so who knows.

Also one last thing if you’re a Kaylor calling Joe white egg yolk that’s hilarious to me because she is a LITERAL KAREN.

#nat talks swiftwyn

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gaiapaia · 3 years

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Kermit and Friends: Happy Father’s Day

What a special episode this turned out to be!

It was Father’s Day on this edition of Kermit and Friends, and Elisa managed to get her dad Craig to show up for the occasion!

This was actually Craig’s first time ever on the show, including the original run of Kermit and Friends, which had over 300 episodes. He was such a great sport about everything and you could see where Elisa got both her beautiful smile and festive nature from.

Craig is pretty much a lifetime musician/performer. Elisa is named after the Beethoven song Für Elise and Craig has been in many bands, from Beatles cover bands to playing back-up for Elisa and Benjy’s concerts in New York City.

That’s pretty much the extent I know about Mr. Craig. He really seems like an awesome guy though. He wonderfully performed Big Boss Man by Jimmy Reed and Memphis by Chuck Berry. You could sincerely see his talent shine through with these performances, even with the limitations of an Ipad mic. Very impressive, and good taste in music too!

But of course, what everyone really wanted to see was Craig interact with Kermit and Friends guests, and most of all... with Andy Dick.

Before Craig had the opportunity to meet Andy though, he first got to meet Eric Riggs!

Somehow, Craig heard about Eric’s threat to chop Elisa’s head off last week, so he had some preconceived notions about the guy, to say the least. Eric started off the conversation with Craig with both good news and bad news. The good news was that Eric had a meeting with his Rabbi recently, and the bad news is that as long as Andy Dick is involved with Kermit and Friends, the “Jews” will never fund the show. Uh oh!

Eric would pop on and off throughout the rest of the episode with both calls and on-cam appearances from his car (supposedly in Los Angeles). Eric would mostly just rant about Andy and talk about things no one had a clue what he was referring to. From Andy sacrificing kids to Jews being the only good people in the World... Eric was basically Eric I guess. If you’re an Eric fan, he did not let you down yesterday.

But if you thought there was any chance of Eric saving face after Craig heard the rumors of his threats towards Elisa, it was not meant to be. Eric made the absolutely worst first impression anyone could ever make with a young lady’s father. You seriously couldn’t write this stuff.... ONLY on Kermit and Friends could this happen!

That said, Andy Dick did not present himself much better to Craig than Eric did.

First, I have to give props to Andy for even showing up. Andy told Elisa 20 minutes before the show that he was going to take a nap, and over an hour into the show, after countless calls and texts from multiple people to try to wake Andy up, nothing was working. I could see the disappointment in Elisa’s face and it broke my heart. Thankfully though just as Elisa was ready to end the show, Andy popped on and Elisa’s beautiful face lit up.

Like I said, Andy was taking a nap so he was understandably a bit weary. Unfortunately, Andy was also a bit grouchy! He cared very little at first that Craig was Elisa’s father. He started the conversation off with a “This is what you raised?” after Elisa asked Andy to adjust his camera. Yikes!

In typical Andy fashion he would almost immediately make up for it by crying over how special Elisa is. “I like when you cry talking about me Andy, can you do that again?” Elisa would politely ask, and then the criticism started all over again, “This is where she’s a little off kilter.”

This is pure comedic gold that can’t be scripted and only Kermit and Friends fans are able to enjoy it. This show deserves and needs more eyes on it. The World is missing out on so much laughter... makes me bummed but also even more grateful that I’m not missing it!

As mentioned, Craig was a great sport about everything. He never took offense to Eric or Andy; he even would get some funny jokes in towards them (”Eric reminds me of Anthony Perkins from Psycho”). Most importantly, you could tell Craig was having a fun time. He smiled all throughout his appearances and I hope in my heart that he felt proud of Elisa for putting on such an entertaining show that’s enjoyed by so many people.

Craig wasn’t the only star on yesterday’s spectacular show though. Kermit made a new friend named Katha Blackwell, author of the book Not Another Victim: A Woman's Guide to Avoiding a Bad Relationship.

Katha primarily focuses on abusive relationships and helping women get through any trauma they’ve endured from any volatile relationships they were a part of. Katha was raised in a household where she saw her mom abused, and it inspired her to try to help other women going through a similar situation. Thankfully Katha’s mother survived and got out, and Katha has been able to use the experience to help others. Beautiful story.

T-Bob not surprisingly was very smitten with Katha. What was surprising though was how charming and poignant T-Bob was with her, complimenting Katha and sharing a story of himself trying to stop an abusive relationship he saw taking place. I would love to see T-Bob show up on Kermit and Friends sober more often, especially since it also helps with his internet connection!

Sigmond and Wappy returned to perform some songs. Wappy did a beautiful rendition of Old Man by Neil Young where Sigmond would only chime in during the chorus. Wappy would later sing Get Out by Sublime and poor Sigmond wasn’t able to contribute anything in that performance! People were very curious what Sigmond actually does in the band. Well, I’ve linked their Soundcloud before where you can actually hear Sigmond read off material he wrote.... I’ll link it again here. Hopefully next week they will perform one of these songs where Sigmond is actually able to participate!

A funny note about Sigmond too yesterday was that he originally wore a plaid shirt that matched the blanket Wappy had hanging up on his wall, which made Sigmond blend in with it. Elisa asked him to change shirts and Sigmond would go on to do so TWICE. It might not sound funny written but visually if you go check it out, it’s hilarious!

Elisa shared a story about how she met the rapper G-Eazy the other night. I’m not going to lie... if it wasn’t for Elisa’s tweets, I most likely would have never heard of this guy, but I know Elisa has a big crush on him and I was happy to hear G-Eazy treated her nicely when they met. Anyone who treats Elisa with kindness is cool in my book! Consider me a fan now, G-Eazy.

Gonzo made a lot of good calls yesterday. After Craig told some wholesome dad jokes, Gonzo chimed in with his own, “Who’s most likely to have a dead woman buried in his backyard? Sigmond.” Not a nice joke! Gonzo would later change the answer to Eric. Still not nice!

Gonzo’s hero Johnny B would perform Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chaplin twice on the show. The first time was when Andy came on, so the show continued rather than ended as scheduled, and the second time was interrupted by Eric’s incessant rambling, which did not make Johnny B happy!

What a Father’s Day. It was the perfect show, one that will never be forgotten. The first 75 minutes were very sweet and wholesome, and the next 75 minutes were just out of this World comedy where everyone was having the time of their lives. Like I said in last week’s review, when Elisa has fun... we all have fun, and she had a blast yesterday once Andy appeared. It was an all around glorious time, and I can’t wait for next week’s birthday show. Until then... I hope everyone reading this and their dads all had a wonderful Father’s Day. God bless you all. ❤️

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1 million

The first album sells. They don’t care much for that part — well, besides how nice it is having a fuller pantry and topped-off tanks of gas.

No, what they care about is when the website hits one million album downloads.

It’s a cool gimmick, Benji had said petulantly. And, obviously…y’know. Punk. But I do like paying bills.

We will, Lark had responded, hands gripping his shoulders, pay so many bills for the rest of our lives, dude. We will totally pay.

And of course Benji had rolled his eyes: Mate I get your message, okay? Delivery’s piss-poor thought.

But Lark was right. Now, red-faced from celebratory jumping and yelling into one another’s faces, they clutch and shake each other.

“One million.”

Lark’s grinning from ear to ear, eyes bright. “One fucking million, Benji? One million.” He laughs wildly. “Fuck it, two million. Three.”

“A hundred million.” Benji gets shaken again, his friend’s fists tight in his jacket.

“You know what? One hundred bazillion.”

Benji laughs too, without his usual reservation. It’s a bit wild, loudly unhinged at the end with a waver that Lark only hears when they’re really, really blasted.

“I got you something,” he says suddenly. Lark’s eyebrows knit tight.

“Okay, well no. I didn’t get you anything so I don’t want it.” Benji slips a tissue-wrapped box from his pocket and holds it out. He’s not looking at Lark directly, but in the center of his chest. He tucks hair behind his ear jerkily, chin tilted.

“Benji, if this is a goddamn ring or something —” Lark warns, kind of just to see how Benji reacts. Hilariously, is the answer: he flushes in the way he thinks is more invisible than it is, face twisting into a defensive, shy scowl.

“Oh, don’t make me fuckin’ kick off,” Benji warns back, shoving at Lark’s shoulder while he snickers.

“It would make sense for taxes. For citizenship —”

“Fuck’s sake, you know that saying about ball and chain?” Benji huffs. Lark nods. “I’d drag us both into a lake.”

Lark takes the box with another chuckle, head tossed back as he meanders over to the shit couch — that they can replace with a new one — and falls into it. Benji follows, perching himself with one foot off the ground, hands nervously stuffed in his pockets.

“Morbid,” Lark intones, spookily but affectionate. “That is so morbid, man.”

Benji watches as he plucks the wrapping paper off. Lark’s a careful sort of gift opener, and seeing him tuck a finger, careful and delicate, beneath a taped edge makes Benji sad.

You weren’t expecting a gift. You didn’t grow up expecting them. You grew up expecting bad shit, just because. Got the shit end of the stick for what? I’m gonna throw you so many fucking parties, Lark. I’m gonna throw you a birthday party every fucking year of your life ’til we both croak. And one day I’m gonna convince you to tear into the wrapping paper, because you deserve that.

Lark had been partly correct — it’s a jewelry box. Not anything fancy. Just red canvas stretched over cardboard. He cracks it open and his mouth drops. Benji has to look away.

The case is a sleek black rectangle with beveled edges. There are no dial decoration or hour markers or minute track: just two thin, dainty silver hands set on matte black. They flit hypnotizing in a circle comfortingly slow, ticking seconds that pass under the boys’ dual stare.

“Holy shit, Benj.”

“It’s a vintage Sekio. Not that — I mean, it looks more expensive than it is, trust me.” Benji says quickly, immediately winces. Fucking daft thing to say. “I had — I know a guy, it was in such shit shape when I got it off eBay, he fixed it up nice. You would not believe how —”

Lark slaps his free hand over his mouth. “Holy shit.”

“M’dah got —” He licks his lips when Lark’s hand comes away. “Thanks. Anyway, remember when my dad got…like when he made me finish school, yeah? Before we could start doin’ this.”

Lark nods, unblinking eyes turned up at him.

“He got me that watch. Cheap one, not that I’m ungrateful, but he went and had this thirty-pound thing engraved. Little thumbs up emoji, right, because every letter cost more.” Benji laughs at the memory. “Thought that was sweet.”

“Sweet. I’m going to kill you if there’s something on the back of this.” Lark announces, lifting the leather band and turning the watch. “Oh, go fuck yourself.”

1M :) is etched into the center back, angled edges catching light from the bulb hanging from the ceiling.

“Thought I’d get extravagant with four letters, y’know. ‘Cuz we’re famous or whatever.” Benji jokes. His voice is a little tight to even his own ears. “And you can’t even slander me with it. Y’show people that, they’re gonna assume you’re some kind of pretentious corporate dickhead who celebrates his first million dollars.” He grins. “Get fucked.”

“I’m putting it on and then punching you in the face.”

Benji watches him struggle with it, eyes blurry with tears and sniffling. He drops onto the couch next to his friend, his bandmate, this special and unequivocal fucking force in his life. The watch goes on much easier with help, and when it’s fixed in place Benji taps it with a finger.

“There.” He lifts the sleeve of his jacket to knock the wrist brandishing his own shitty watch against Lark’s. “One million.”

Suddenly, Lark’s fists tightens in his jacket again. He brushes the fabric aside to take Benji’s shirt instead, clutched hard. Benji blinks at him. Lark’s dark are wide and wet as they circle his face. He shakes Benji again, scoffing in disbelief.

“Dude, you’re just… you are such an asshole.” Lark sniffles. Benji’s hand comes up to pat his mess of smooth black hair away from his cheek, where it sticks on a few tears. “Jesus. One million. Okay, listen, I don’t know how I’m supposed to — I’m just gonna kiss you, and if it’s weird, it’s weird. Yeah?”

“Why not,” Benji laughs, and then he’ being dragged forward. “Not the weirdest thing we’ve done.”

And for a second, it’s not the weirdest thing they’ve done.

It’s just a close-mouthed press of lips. Maybe the excitement of the moment, the lingering shred of adrenaline, or the full-chest gratitude makes it more. Lark opens his mouth and then Benji tilts his head. Then it’s a kiss kiss, like a frantic one with a stranger at a club. Lark tips forward until Benji falls back, his head knocking against the torn armrest.

Their hands rest briefly on each others’ shoulders, but it’s exactly that — brief. Because Benji thinks oh, those are Lark’s hands at the same exact moment Lark thinks oh, those are Benji’s hands.

In tandem, they both scowl into the kiss and jerk away.

Lark rolls completely off him, falling ungracefully to the floor as he wipes his mouth. They both stare up at the ceiling for a moment.

“Ew. Weird.”

Lark hums in uncomfortable agreement, tapping his fingers on his stomach. “Really weird, actually. Never again.”

“Thank-you note’ll do for the future, mate,” Benji deadpans after another stretch of silence.

“Fuck off and die,” Lark snorts, sitting up to punch him in the arm hard. “You use too much tongue.”

#writing #ua #bp #lt #band au

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