The fact that the Boston transit system has been a garbage fire for so long that our mascot is a sad little man who is literally stranded on the train until the end of time due to a fare increase. Charlie's desiccated corpse has been riding this train since the 1940s and everyone just sort of rolls with it it this point
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one more sudoku will fix me im so sure
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there are literally so many reasons why we don't need a third Narnia adaptation
first of all, while they might not be the most accurate, the Disney movies are actually so good and, in my opinion, still manage to capture the heart and soul of the series and what it's truly about. The characters are each perfectly portrayed; the Pevensies act like actual siblings and yet love each other dearly and would die for each other even through all the petty arguments; the music creates perfect atmosphere and emotion and never fails to make me tear up or get shivers down my spine; and the CGI is honestly just absolutely stunning.
I really do not feel like we need another adaptation by Netflix.
Especially not through Netflix.
Netflix has already been known to mess up so many shows and movies by completely changing the source material or adding in unnecessary things that completely take away from the purpose of the story. I can already see them warping Narnia into something that barely even resembles the books, that strips it of its purpose and simply makes it about a fantasy world, nothing more. I've already seen posts saying that the new movies just can't end the way the books end, that heaven must be explained away, that Susan never forgets and falls down a dark path, that the faith aspect must be taken out so as not to offend new viewers.
Here's the thing.
If you take faith out of Narnia, you remove the very heart of the series. you remove the entire purpose. Because Narnia is entirely about faith, and trust, and Someone greater than yourself who sacrifices everything to save your own traitorous soul. the Disney movies did not shy away from portraying this faith as openly as possible. if anyone was offended, I've never seen proof. I have seen many nonbelievers talk about how much they were affected by Aslan's death, which goes to show that you simply don't have to be Christian to understand what Narnia is about, and to love and enjoy it.
So if these new remakes remove the faith aspect, then what is the point? four siblings go to a magical land and save it from a witch and befriend a talking lion with nothing special about him and live there as kings and queens and return home and live happily ever after? there is no sacrifice, there is no "he's not tame, but he is good," there is no creation, there is no redemption, there is no last battle, there is no "in your world, I have another name", there is no sister straying down a dark path because she has forgotten how to hope, and then returning because her story is unfinished and the road to heaven is paved with flowers that symbolize her name.
so then, what are you left with? Aslan is just a talking lion, nothing more. the stone table never cracks, the sun never rises. "That by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there" is forgotten entirely, because why would Aslan exist in our world if he is merely a talking lion in Narnia? Aslan's country is changed to be something else, and there is nothing about how Aslan suddenly no longer looks like a lion, and how the things that happened after are more great and beautiful than can be described. Edmund's life is never threatened because of his traitorous deeds; Aslan never offers his own life in place of a guilty boy, is never killed, is never resurrected.
the very core of Narnia is removed, and what you are left with is emptiness.
sure, it might make for a good fantasy story nonetheless. you might still have sweeping views and epic music and an intriguing plotline, but something will always feel like it is missing. like there is an empty hole, desperately needing to be filled.
of course, I don't know that all of that will happen; it's just speculation at this point. But I am fairly sure that it is safe to predict these upcoming movies as such. I highly doubt the producers will want to include the faith that shapes Narnia, because according to them, having a faith aspect means less viewers since too many people would be offended.
but if only they would look at the already wonderful existing adaptations, they would know that is simply not the case.
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good omens as a song i wrote when i was 14...
Hello sweet maggots, it's the Official Good Omens Mascot. So I write music, and I just found a song I'd written when I was 14 about my then-crush. He did not deserve it and was really quite horrible, but I looked at it now and it gives a lot of Crowley to Aziraphale vibes? Don't mind the quality, I was fourteen and wrote it in an hour, I swear I do better now. A lot of it may sound silly. But have it here:
[stanza 1]
I lay my cheek on soft worn cloth
I lay my head against a shoulder
I smile at the moonlight and the lapping lake
Breathe a familiar smell, and am emboldened
[pre-chorus]
For here can I hurt nobody
Now well known features I study
In my dreams, in my dreams
[chorus]
For here I am safe, and so are you
Both of us are safe like we've never been
Here things just... happen which we can never do
You and I are safe from you and me
In my dreams, in my dreams
[stanza 2]
Broken glass litters the sand
But our feet rest on sweet smooth stone
Warm, as is your hand, holding mine
Rough and steady, I'm not alone
[bridge]
Moonlight dims in front of your smile
Your voice and the gentle waves are one
Angel's wings glow serene in the night
You are my family, you are enough
We're in my dreams
We're in your dreams, Angel.
Yeah. This song was called Angel.
These are the exact lyrics I wrote in 2018. With reference to soft worn cloth, I was actually talking about tartan there, which is now creeping me out. And the familiar smell… doesn't Crowley say he knows Aziraphale's smell?
i started this post without reading through all the lyrics, I just remembered that I'd called it Angel. Now that I've typed it, I'm actually... wow okay. Here can I hurt nobody, here I am safe and so are you... The whole chorus is literally the same as how they can't be together if they want to keep each other safe and how their own love is endangering them (you and I are safe from you and me) and it's only in their dreams that they can be together and still be safe.
I don't think I need to say anything about how the Angel's wings part fits Good Omens.
I know you guys joked about me being the Good Omens Prophet and all, but... I'm... what is this. @neil-gaiman sir I'm going to need an explanation for this, thank you.
Actually, maybe there is no explanation. The whole thing really is... ineffable.
-Asmi
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Okay, I gotta know. If ToP Link were to find himself in Linked Universe, what nickname would he get? (Or the Dad Squad Minus The Dads?)
And if ToP Ganondorf were to likewise find his way onto the Dad Squad/Strangers Across Time (if you've seen those), exactly how many nanoseconds do you think it would take for characters like Impa to try & kill the guy without an explanation just for his name & face?
Oh that's a good one! The most outstanding thing about his quest was the Ghost Rope honestly, so... "Ghost"? But honestly he'd probably wind up with something really lame and nondescript, like "Ears."
I searched for Strangers Across Time but couldn't find it! If someone knows, please send a link! :)
But in general, it depends on if Gan has any of the triforce of power at that point. If he has some of it, he'd last a while. If not... yeah he's doomed.
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