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magswrite · 7 months

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20 questions for fic writers

a little bit abt me! ty for tagging me @pretentiouswreckingball <3

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

Four!

2. What’s your total ao3 word count?

197,174

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Like loops, I've only written for the marauders so far, but I fully expect to expand into drarry and other fandoms if I become interested!

4. What are you top 5 fics by kudos?

I also don't have five fics so I'll just put them in order of highest -> lowest by kudos :)

Ecliptic || a canon-divergent au where james finds regulus in the cave in 1983. first in a series, also my first fic :)

The James Potter Hate Club || based on the thanksgiving friends episode with brad pitt. fun + flirty oneshot.

Ascendant || pt. 2 of my ecliptic series featuring death eater sirius, a wolfstar mind-bond, and plenty of wizarding politics.

sick of flying (as fast as i can) || a she's the man/modern magic au, wherein pandora pretends to be evan while she attends hogwarts.

5. Do you respond comments? Why or why not?

yes absolutely! i love to interact with my readers and if you comment i'll respond with the exact same energy. sometimes i have to hold myself back from writing like, entire essays in reply to my commentors in fear of looking like a crazy person

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

hmmm. i only have 2 completed, so for now i'll say ecliptic! it has a bittersweet ending for some characters, but as i keep writing i'm sure others will surpass it.

7. What is a fic your wrote with the happiest ending?

james potter hate club!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not really, i can only think of like, 1-2 comments

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

yep! i have some written, but i just need to get around to finishing the fic it's in. also there'll be some in ascendant (finally).

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest you’ve written?

nope!

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

also no! i haven't looked or anything but i'd be SO surprised

12. Have you ever has a fic translated?

again a no!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

@spacexcowgirl and i have something on the burner. low heat.

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

drarry. drarry drarry drarry. they were truly the first pairing i ever read and i go back to them over and over again.

15. What’s a wip you what to finish but doubt you ever will?

a few in my google docs, but if i don't finish a fic it'll be sick of flying. i fully intend to finish it at some point but my motivation is much lower for it than with ascendant/ecliptic

16. What are your writing strengths?

this surprised me, but i have gotten a fair number of comments about how well-written my action is. i also get a lot of comments about my characterizations and the dynamics between my characters in their banter, tension, etc.

17. What are you writing weaknesses?

personally, i'd probably say my dialogue could use some work!

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

google translate is my best friend. sorry to anyone (em) who can speak french.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

harry potter! (on wattpad...if that says anything...)

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

this might be cheating but the entire ecliptic series—i've been brainrotting about this fic since i first got into the marauders earlier this year, and it's the reason i started writing fic in the first place. that universe is like, constantly on my mind. roman empire.

tagging @spacexcowgirl, @maybebabyplease, @spookymoonie, and @residentrookie

#tag games #loops tag

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bluebirdsboi · 11 months

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Bullet Train Masterlist | Last Updated: 6/12/23

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Ladybug (Brad Pitt)

Coming soon...

Tangerine (Aaron Taylor-Johnson)

Coming soon...

#bullet train #masterlist

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dadr0ckmusic · 2 years

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my bad luck is biblical!

hi! i am kind of new to tumblr (and writing) and i want to start here! so here is a little about me:

name: ronnie

preferred pronouns: she/her

not a minor (i’m not comfortable showing my age on here. just know that i am over 18).

what i write for:

stranger things

the lost boys

supernatural

bullet train

any 80’s movies

the outsiders

marvel!!

people i write for:

any characters of brad pitt

any characters of aaron taylor-johnson

any characters of jake gyllenhaal

guns n’ roses

mötley crüe

rules to request:

be nice pls. just know that i will love you forever if you req me something. send me one or send me twenty, i will do what i can.

what i don’t write:

smut. i’m terrible at it. i will write allusions to it, though.

reader death. not a fan.

pregnancy. gives me the heebie jeebies.

rape. self-explanatory.

incest.

what i specialize in writing:

headcanons, oneshots, and short stories

horror <333 (i will put tw’s)

specific (or non-specific) readers. i will try to make it as diverse as possible!

MONSTER READER istg i will kiss you on the mouth if you req something like this.

hurt/comfort. i’m a SLUT for this shit.

fluff too. i eat that shit up.

au’s

luv u all <333

#stranger things x reader #the lost boys x reader #stranger things #stranger things hc #stranger things imagine #stranger things season four #the lost boys #the outsiders #the beatles #jake gyllenhaal x reader #brad pitt x reader #supernatural x reader #sam winchester x reader #dean winchester x reader #castiel x reader #aaron taylor johnson

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streets-in-paradise · 2 years

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The Insolence of Beauty

Troy (2004) Oneshot

Word Count: 1.910

Characters: Agamemnon, Achilles (mentioned), Odysseus, Nestor, Menelaus, Briseis.

Warnings: Swearing.(Should I warn that Agamemnon gets a bit gay for Achilles here? )

Genre: Friendship - Humor.

Summary: Agamemnon arrived to Troy fed up of Achilles’ attitude and he decided to do something about it, but their dispute begins to point them as a threat to the success in the war against Troy. When his brother and two of his friends decide to intervene on the situation, some never spoken thoughts about his rival come to surface.

Note: This was completely inspired by the comments of Brian Cox about Brad Pitt on this clip. Special thanks to my friend @mysticaldeanvoidhorse because we started thinking this together and her encouragement made me want to write the concept as an oneshot.

Tags: @mysticaldeanvoidhorse @yerevasunclair

The gathered kings left the celebrations on the order of their commander, but no one was calm knowing that he would be alone with Achilles. It was a recipe for disaster, everyone guessed that the only possible outcome of that meeting was a tremendous fight. Agamemnon was incapable of thinking rationally when it was about that man and all he wanted was blatant revenge against him. Payback for his hurted pride, a compensation for the stolen glory that the crazy entrance of the myrmidons in trojan territory took from him.

That time, Achilles went too far. Monopolizing the merit for the first acquired victory in the war was inadmissible. The soldier forgot which of them was King and for that he had to pay a price . He came up with a disciplinary sanction that would also work as reparation for him: to take him, without any warnings, his most valued piece from his share of the treasure. Thinking as he assumed a warrior would instead of picking like a king, he stole from him the only woman found in the destroyed trojan temple. The meeting was barely an excuse to enjoy himself observing his powerlessness, apparently sure of how that victory was going to positionate him as an indisputable leader.

While the altercation was taking place, all the kings and captains took their different paths, but only three remained outside the tent and ready to deal with the latent danger. Menelaus, worried about the state of his brother during all the observational process of the battle from the ships, was mostly personally concerned about him. Nestor's worries were split in between actual preoccupation for his friend and fears about the lack of cohesion in the army. On his part, Odysseus was primarily thinking about the military and political consequences of what he saw as a new tantrum of the king with the warrior. He wouldn't admit it directly, but he was as well deeply worried about Achilles and his always fragile emotional balance. He convinced him of sailing to Troy and, as a close friend of his, he would feel somewhat responsible for what would be happening to him there.

His state was terrible, he noticed it as they saw him furiously leaving the tent. Menelaus asked him to intervene, but Odysseus knew that the best thing to do when dealing with his friend's rage was waiting. In the heat of his anger, Achilles would listen to no one. He would not want reason, he would only seek for the chaotic explosion of his feelings. All he was able to do was to silently let him know that he counted with his support through a furtive glance.

As soon as the myrmidon was out of sight, Menelaus rushed inside the tent back with his brother, followed closely by the other two kings. Talking with Agamemnon and evaluating solutions from his side was all they could do at that moment.

Despite getting a sense of triumph from the fight, he was still angry. The stolen girl remained alongside him, staring at everyone with a rare challenging pride in her expression. Odysseus was the only one who bothered to ask her name, receiving a dry reply directly from her. Briseis didn't have interest in arguing with anyone else.

Menelaus spoke first, trying to get Agamemnon's good side out.

" Excellent choice, brother. She is beautiful and Achilles is furious. " He began the praising. " Very creative of you, I must say. "

It made him smile, proud of still being the hero in his little brother's eyes.

" I could have taken gold, but i knew it would not affect him. For as highly ambitious as he seems to be, he still thinks like a soldier. " He pridefully explained. " Women are needed among them more than any other forms of riches. He can live with less gold, but he will want to fuck. That's how the mind of the common man works. "

Odysseus gave some credit to the reasoning, but still exposed his point.

" ... Clever, unfortunately. Let's hope to see these sparkles of brilliance more often in the planning of strategies to attack our real enemy. We came here to fight the trojans, not to educate Achilles. "

Agamemnon stared at Nestor, waiting for his words as if his opinion could bring the closure.

" I'm afraid I have to agree. " He completed. " What he does is not of our concern as long as he keeps winning battles for us."

His honest opinion didn't please him. When it was about Achilles, everything was black or white to him.

Then, the inevitable happened. Instead of talking with reason, furious and incoherent venting of his hate.

" HOW CAN I BE KING IF MY SCEPTER MEANS NOTHING TO HIM??" Agamemnon complained really loudly. " SHOULD I LET HIM RULE THROUGH ME? NEVER IN THIS LIFETIME!! "

" You can't think straight, you are obsessed with him." Odysseus replicated. " Your fun little gain can potentially lead us to ruin. I know Achilles, ríght now he must be thinking of retiring from the battlefield. "

The trojan girl seemed slightly impressed by that claim, probably wondering how she managed to get such influence in him and the course of the war. She didn't speak, but the ithacan noticed it.

Agamemnon didn't flinch with the news.

" He has to see that he is nothing without me. Didn't you see our own men cheering his name? This is serious, Odysseus. Honors are meant for kings. "

" I can live with less worship from subdits if that assures me to survive the war and maybe win it in the process. " He sarcastically snarked. " I'm sure the fellow kings here can understand what I mean. "

The mycenaean became hysterical, any social filter of his speech completely lost to rage.

" I GIVE THE ORDERS, I HOLD THE POWER AND I TAKE THE GLORY!'' He yelled. " WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? DOES HE EXPECT ENDLESS WORSHIP, EVERYTHING HANDLED TO HIM JUST BECAUSE HE IS HOT??"

Silence invaded the tent as everyone else tried to process the new information unawaringly implied in his venting. Menelaus’s eyes went wide, Nestor was forced to hold a cackle and Odysseus was the only one with little shame and enough courage to keep digging.

It was a fun discovery that the situation provided, the funniest opportunity he had in years to mess with the mycenaean king.

“ Do you think that is a factor we are overlooking? How hot would you say he is?” He followed the lead of the sayings, willing to play with that for as much time as it would take for Agamemnon to calm down and realize what he was saying.

“ The most handsome man in the army, in the country … and the bastard knows it!!” The king kept complaining.” I have no chance of obtaining the honors that are owed to me if i have to compete against him! Everything that gives him the illusion of mightiness comes from his looks. He is not special, only astonishingly handsome and that is ruining me. WHO WOULD LISTEN TO ME WHEN THIS GOLDEN HAIRED CHAMPION MAKES CONSTANT CALLS TO DISOBEY ME??”

Nestor was starting to get the point of Odysseus' game and he chose to follow it out of pure amusement.

“ Shall we come up with a male beauty measurement system to solve this problem?”

“ I have one.” The ithacan struk back. “ On a down to up scale from Menelaus to Paris … how irreverently beautiful would you say that Achilles is?”

The spartan king stared deathly at him.

“ Couldn’t you use different extremes? That is offensive.”

Totally messing up with him, Odysseus proceeded to explain himself.

“ Agamemnon thinks that beauty affects the loyalty and modesty of men, not only of women. Who better than Paris to represent that? He is known for being beautiful and extremely insolent. “

The explanation satisfied Menelaus, allowing the mockery to continue on the sidelines of his disconcert.

“ PRECISELY!! He wouldn't be so insolent if he wasn’t so stunning.” Agamemmnon agreed, picking only pieces of the conversation to connect his rant.” I saw him claiming the victory and I couldn't believe my eyes. That beautiful bastard in gleaming bronze was being worshiped as a God for a feat that should have been mine !!

His brother tried to dissimulate the disconcert with attempts to calm him down.

“ The feat is still yours because you are the commander of all the forces.”

“ It doesn’t matter because he gets the influence … CURSE HIM AND HIS PIERCING BLUE EYES! “ Agamemnon remained unaware of the odd route in which he was directing the conversation. “ The world will end up at his feet … Who would dare to say no to him?”

“ The conclusion would be then that Achilles is so beautiful that it is affecting you?” Nestor summarized for everyone, still in disbelief. “ How?”

“ He is too beautiful to be commanded. Is that what you mean? “ Odysseus completed, sharing mischievous glances with the eldest king.

Menelaus opted for a new deviation in the same topic, in hopes of ending the strange conversation. He asked for Briseis’ opinion because she was the only woman present there.

Her initial reaction was remaining silent.

“ Now you are being more insensitive than me.” Odysseus called him out for doing it. “ You are talking about the man who leads the men who brought her here. I don’t think she has a say in this.”

Briseis was evidently confused and slightly weirded by the situation that she was witnessing, even more when asked to take part in it.

“ Can’t you read the meaning of my robes? I’m a Priestess of Apollo.” She fearlessly replied to the spartan king.

“ You are still a woman.” Menelaus snarked back.” Your cute sad face doesn’t deceive me, girl. The traitorous whore I married used to look at me like that and I once believed her incapable of looking at men with want. Stop pretending to be a cold bitch and give me what you have.”

The pressure was intimidating, but she tried to hide it. For that, she gave an avoidant answer.

“ I wouldn’t willingly give myself to him, if that is what you are asking.”

More fun implications were in development when Menelaus started to use the subject as his own rage outlet. Odysseus almost bursted into laughter as they saw him trying to force a confession of desire out of her.

“ LIAR!! One month from now and you would be his whore. You would forget any promises you ever made and lay with him because it is in your nature. Who knows if you are a real virgin anyways? Do I have to believe in your dress? “

“ That’s enough, let her be.” Nestor stopped him.” She is not going to give any answers.”

“ … I have to find a way to control him or the beauty of that man is going to kill us all.” Agamemnon stayed in his own personal monolog.

Surprisingly, she understood his claims, for as absurd as those sounded. Her meeting with Achilles was a confusing episode. Like Agamemnon, she hated him to the core but couldn’t help to admire his looks. The commander king was despicable and he still was a danger to her safety, but hearing his venting made her feel less worried about her own mixed emotions. She wondered if that was the effect that Achilles had on everyone.

Maybe, hating him while feeling attracted to him wasn’t strange after all.

#troy 2004 #troy (2004)#troy #troy 2004 fanfiction #agamemnon #achilles #odysseus #nestor #nestor of pylos #menelaus #briseis #brian cox #brad pitt #sean bean #john sharapnel #brendan gleeson #rose byrne

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poppyrainstorm · 4 years

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writing update (08.13.20)

i kind of made an executive decision with have me/love me regarding my ao3 account, so i want to update everyone on what kind of writing will be coming from me in the second half of the year! essentially, i always viewed ao3 as a place for my finished, edited, long, “good” fics. things like turn, for example, would never have made it on there with that mentality, which is dumb because i really liked turn! who cares that it’s only 600 words! from now on, i’m kind of saying fuck it to that idea and posting whatever i want to my ao3! finally, i’m essentially only active writing-wise right now in assassination classroom and haikyuu!! fandoms. if this changes, please expect another questionably structured writing update. here’s what the next few months might look like; this is, of course, subject to change.

1. assassination classroom

a) short fics

premise(s): these are just going to be a few more short oneshots similar to the ones i started releasing last fall, the most recent of which is have me/love me. these normally take me 2-3 days to write and edit per oneshot, so depending on how inspiration strikes me you should start to see a few more of these.

projected wordcount: 1-4k per fic

b) ocean’s eleven au (this probably won’t be this year unless i really get my shit together)

premise: in progress for the better part of 2 years now! i had originally planned it as a multichapter in 2018 but this was back when i was working on skies of black and gold (i was dumb enough to rope myself into one writing schedule but two was the limit). it’s an ocean’s eleven au starring karma and nakamura as george clooney and brad pitt. no, nagisa is not julia roberts. it ends differently. fight me.

projected wordcount: hard to say as it is literally a baby and not coming any time soon, but probably around 30k minimum

2. haikyuu!!

a) your name atsukita au

premise: pretty self-explanatory! this idea literally would not leave me alone and i love atsukita with all my heart, so even if i don’t end up writing this for them i will be writing something for them. kita is mitsuha, atsumu is taki, no i don’t take constructive criticism.

projected wordcount: 15-20k

b) track kiyoyachi canon divergence

premise: kiyoko never quit track but yachi is still karasuno’s manager. everyone else’s roles are the same, but we have track girlfriends and some extremely self-indulgent cameos. they make it work, because i love them and i miss writing girls.

projected wordcount: 10k? not really sure, going to feel this one out as we go

c) short fics (haikyuu!! edition)

premise(s): i actually have some of these already written! most are atsukita and kiyoyachi, because i love them both passionately. they’re soft and usually take place seasonally (one is about kiyoko getting a million mosquito bites with background 3rd year friendship during summer, it’s very gentle and features every mosquito bite hack i have ever heard of).

projected wordcount: same as assclass short fics

ok! my final note is just to please be patient with me! i’m going back to school again this fall (not in person, thank god, but it will still not be a fun time for me) and i have another long project running not on this account that i would like to wrap up soon, so we might just be seeing short fics for a while. but i really want to accomplish everything on this list, not overwhelm myself, and have fun doing it. the past few things i’ve written have made me really happy to write, and i want to keep that feeling going. i love you all, and thank you for supporting me <3 <3 <3 <3

#poppy writes #writing update

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bradpittwh0re · 2 years

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Y/N L/N gets ready for the Oscars

brad pitt x model!reader

Y/N L/N highest paid supermodel in the world, gets ready for THE OSCARS , with guest appearances from oscar nominated boyfriend Brad Pitt, dressed in Balenciaga.

“Hey Vogue, I’m Y/N Y/L/N. Come get ready with me for this years Oscar Ceremony” Y/N says as she powerwalks into the room.

“So the dress is here. I’m so excited “ you voiced to the camera. “She’s here from Paris. You ready?“ your assistant added. ”It’s a Balenciaga gown and we are just really excited by it“ you reiterate as your assistant takes it out of the bag. ”Demna and Balenciaga actually reached out to me when I was in Paris for Fashion Week and I’m extremely honored to be able to wear something from their Haute Couture Collection this year. I keep saying I’m excited because I am like this is my first Oscars and I’m going with Balenciaga I think it's very different for me, very Balenciaga very elegant and beautiful in my opinion.”

“Time for Glam” The camera transitions to Y/N in a chair getting her hair and makeup done. ”So we are in the glam chair now. This is my legendary makeup artist, Mary Phillips, and my one and only hairstylist Jen Atkins, and my boyfriend Bulldog Jacques” Y/N says this as she plays with the dog. “Every time we're getting ready, it’s like one thing gets the moment, So it’s either the hair, the makeup or the outfit if you do it all it becomes too much. So we are letting the dress have its moment but we’re obviously going to have fun with the makeup and hair but still keep it simple.”

“For my skincare, I’ve always found that less is more. I think if anything I love doing a hydrating mask or a treatment mask either the day before or like the morning of depending on timing. But otherwise, I drink a ton of water all day, I just want to feel really hydrated. I normally prefer a chill day compared to this because I’m a naturally sleepy girl which is weird because I’m a model which is a very fast-paced job. Tonight I’m just really excited for Brad cause this is his first Oscar nomination and he worked so hard for this and for his acting ability to be recognized by the Academy is huge. I’m just so proud of him tonight. Were not finished just yet but we are getting there.”

The camera transitions to Y/N in the kitchen making tequila. ”Why not have a little tequila to loosen us up before you go out on a carpet. As Y/N mixes the drink she says ” Again , I have never claimed to be a bartender so do not judge my lack of skills.”

“It is time for me to get changed So I will be right back.“

The camera cut to doing a montage of Y/N modeling the Haute Couture Gown in the living room with slow upbeat music playing.

The final scene of the video is Y/N and Brad leaving the Hotel room. Brad says in a playful way “Oh My God , I get to go with Y/N L/N to the Oscars ”. After he said that she hit his arm jokingly. We see glimpses of Brad and Y/N on the red carpet with reporters following their every move.

Lastly we see Brad win Best Supporting Actors for Jeffrey Goines in “Twelve Monkeys” and Y/N kisses him on the cheek before he goes and collects his award.

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bradpittwh0re · 2 years

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faceclaim: kendall jenner

pairings: brad pitt x model!reader

warning:fluff

forbes

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forbes Supermodel and Keeping up with the L/N star Y/N L/N has become the latest celebrity to launch her own Tequila brand, called 818. Read more at the link in the bio.

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y/nfan46 finally a celebrity that not launching another beauty brand

y/nfan21 yes a tequila company was such a surprise from her

pittfan57 818 is such an iconic name

y/nfan52 where can i get that hat

y/nfan53 ya i want it immediately

bradfan60 isn't she a model not a ceo

y/nstan01 she can be what ever she wants

y/nfan74 another job for kris jenner

y/nhater no thanks

ynfanstan23 nobody asked for you opinion

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram almost 4 years i’ve been on a journey to create the best tasting tequila. after dozens of blind taste tests, trips to our distillery, entering into world tasting competitions anonymously and WINNING (🥳) ..3.5 years later i think we’ve done it! this is all we’ve been drinking for the last year and i can’t wait for everyone else to get their hands on this to enjoy it as much as we do! @drink818 coming soon 🥃🤤

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y/nfan11 OMG literally my mom

bradpitt so proud of you “yournickname”

yourinstagram thanks babe

y/nfan29 the “babe” my heart

y/nfan34 4 years of hard work

haileybieber Cutiessss 😫 , so happy for you

yourinstagram thanks you girl

bradpittupdates

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bradpittupdates post via brad’s insta

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y/nfan8 the third pic has my heart

pittfan28 i hope the second pictures means an interview with more brad content

pittfan29 yes we have been starved for days

y/nfan10 cant wait meet joe black

bradfan21 y/n always looks so adorable

y/nfan37 we see the 818 promo

bradfan31 brad doing more work for y/n than her pr team is so funny to me

y/nfan52 i’m going to be sitting and waiting for the photos

y/nfan11 “yournickname’s tequila delivery service” is such an iconic name

bradfan42 the billboard uhhh

vanityfair

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vanityfair Presenting our April/May cover star, Brad Pitt.

In this Issue the actor talks about his upcoming release “Meet Joe Black” aswell as work/life balance with his reality star girlfriend

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pittfan32 already purchased

bradfan93 trying to find a the copy in my area

bradfan41 same there already gone and just came out

bradpitt so happy that you guys could have me

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y/nfan she not just a “reality star girlfriend” her name is Y/N

y/nfan52 and the highest paid supermodel

yourinstagram That’s my boyyyyy

enews

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enews Y/N L/N accused of cultural appropriation over 818 Tequila ad. thought??

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y/nhater01 fuck y/n , she is the worst

y/nhater02 her whole family is just trash

y/nfan03 I love y/n but this ain’t it

y/nhater04 she should just stick to modelling

y/nhater05 she not even good at that

y/nhater06 A WHITE GIRL SELLING TEQUILA ????

y/nhater07 we got her to disable her comments y’all

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram 818 opening advent

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y/nwardrobe

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y/nwardrobe outfits of some celebs of who were in attendance to 818 launch party

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dojacatfan04 she had the best outfit of the night

kittykatfan22 right after katy

haileyfan06 both of you needs to be serious

justinbieberfan23 what’s on with my boi hair

bradpittfan03 brad is so hottt!!!!

drakefan48 why drake looks so lost

drakestan72 but he is still fine thought , so what

y/nfan86 why would y/n invite her ex to an event + her current bf

haileyfan02 her and hailey are besties and her justin were so long ago

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram 818 launch party

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drink818

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drink818 summer activated

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bradpitt

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bradpitt so proud of my tequila girl

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y/nfan87 i imagine brad’s whole camera roll is just y/n

y/nfan30 a girl could dream

y/nfan67 im still waiting for my brad pitt

bradpittfan05 girl you’ll have to wait in line

yourstylist nothing is stronger than y/n and tequila

yourinstagram NOTHING

y/nfan66 y/n always got a drink in her hand

y/nfan32 period as she should

y/nfan61 manifesting this

y/nfan69 I AM CRYING , i want this , i need this

yourbigsister so iconic

y/nupdates

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y/nupdates y/n posted via her twitter

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y/nfan08 finally i have been waiting for this

y/nfan61 most of it is already sold out

y/nfan67 11:11 make a wish

y/nfan92 already bought five things , thinking of buying more

y/nstan03 is it just me who misses y/n’s comments section

y/nfan27 not just girl we all do

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author note - had this idea for a while and finally decided to make it , i also been busy with summer school but i’m working on two posts right now that should be posted soon thanks byee. I just watched bullet train , should i do a review

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hellooo!! I was wondering if you could do insta au model!reader x brad pitt and the fc can be a hadid or kendall jenner pls

faceclaim: kendall jenner

pairings: brad pitt x model!reader

warning:fluff

ooo i like this request thanks(>-<)

y/nsource

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y/nsources allegedly our queen y/n has been added to the guest list for this year Met Gala. Sources says she might be going with Versace like she did last year.

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y/nfan72 omg we know she is going to slay as usual💅

bradandy/nfan82 I wonder if brad will be there too

bradpittstan01 he said in a recent interview that he won’t be able to go due to him film his new movie

y/nfan72 that is so annoying

y/nfan73 I hope y/n and Donatella come together again and make another iconic moment

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deuxmoi Y/N was spotted New York City earlier today.

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y/nfan86 alexa “how do you get y/n body”

y/nfan41 you know when y/n is on the street , her looks are going to turn up

y/nfan52 i cant wait to see what she wears tonight

bradfan27 same

y/nfan03 love the model off duty look

brapittfan18 don’t know if i want to be Brad or Y/N

bradpittupdates

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bradpittsources bts of brad pitt on set of his new film “Meet Joe Black”

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bradfan94 he looks so hot!!

y/nfan03 especially with the cigarette

bradfan94 i know

y/nlover not y/n liking the it

y/nstan43 she is such a simp for her man

pittfan72 both of them are simps

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voguemagazine

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voguemagazine @yourinstagram arrives at the Met Gala wearing @givenchy. See more at the link in our bio.

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bradpitt thee it girl

ynfan he is so whipped

y/nandbradstan we been knowing

matthewmwilliams best dressed of the night

yourinstagram by the man of the night himself

yoursister cucumber girl cleans up nicely

yourinstagram i know you not talking

tchalamet you guys are so unserious

zendaya wish i could be there with u babe

yourinstagram cant wait for next year

instagram ❤️

yourinstagram added to their story

bradpitt added to their story

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this is my first post and I’m open to more recommendations that you all want

#brad pitt x reader #brad pitt #x reader #met gala #social media au #instagram au #fake social media #model!au #model!reader #actor!au #fake instagram #fakeinsta #brad pitt imagine #famous!reader #brad #pitt #brad pitt x model!reader #brad pitt oneshot #brad pitt x famous reader

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bradpittwh0re · 9 months

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Can you pls make a: brad pitt x Singer!reader Rihanna face claim

if you have time in the day

thanks so much for the request and I'll be uploading an imagine with this face claim.I changed it that she is still a singer but also a CEO like a makeup company - fenty beauty

faceclaim: rihanna

pairings: brad pitt x ceo!reader

warning:fluff

y/naccess

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y/naccess y/n has been teasing a possible makeup collab, what brand do you think it ?

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y/narchieve I have a feeling it would be louis vuttion because she has worked with them in the past

rarey/n when is the next album we are so desperate

y/nstan94 we not getting another album for years

y/nfan42 you know its going to be good cause y/n is attached to it

y/nstan64 she looks so good in these pictures

y/nfan23 her tattoos looks so good

y/nstan452 she actually glowing in these

user need her to do a vogue beauty secret video

yourusername

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yoursername I'm so grateful to announce that I am launching my makeup line called Fenty Beauty. My team and LVMH have been working on this for a few years and my main goal in making this makeup brand is to make sure every woman feels included and represented. I'm glad to say we are launching with 50 wide ranges of foundations so it could include everyone.

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y/nstan54 yes we stan an inclusive and diverse kween

y/nfan04 finally something for us woc , we are tired of the scarps

randomuser actually changing the game

caradelevinge already the best makeup brand

user not cara being a y/n fan

carauniverse she has always been a y/n stan

y/nfan77 shut up im actually crying

pagesix

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pagesix While Y/n is entering her CEO era she has been spotted locking lips with A-list actor Brad Pitt at a Coldplay concert.

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y/nfan34 um babe step it up

y/nstan74 this cannot be true

bradfan72 wait why do I ship this

bradpitt54 wanting this to be real so bad

y/npitt32 they would be such a cute couple

bradfan84 aw so cute

bradpittworld

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bradpittworld omg , omg , omg the pics of brad and y/n kissing at the Coldplay concert at Sofi Stadium in Inglewood, California

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y/nstan52 wait pagesix is right for once???

bradfan26 what do you mean they always have close sources

bradpittgirl Coldplay being brad favourite band

bradstan62 wait they look so cute together

y/nfan30 damn they really making out

bradlover no out of anyone brad decades to date the failed pop star turned failed business owner

y/ndefender she is a multi-Grammy winning artist and the pre-orders for her makeup have sold out , ur just a loser

y/nupdates

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y/nupdates y/n and brad stuns at fenty beauty launch event

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y/nfan34 not queen y/n liking ur so lucky

y/nupdates thanks so honered

y/nstan54 she is not going to address nothing

y/nfan02 her liking the post is her basically confirming the relationship

y/nfan53 the clear swarovski crystal dress just stunning

bradstan20 they look so good here

bradfan38 brad is literally glowing in these

y/n+bradstan96 not brad's single hand in the last picture

BREAKING NEWS

Within the first week of Fenty Beauty by Y/N L/N it has surpassed 100 million in sales

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Thanks for waiting and reading , currently working on a few fics at the same time also working on a oneshot about this

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