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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year

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9x02 | The Bridge

#HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S9 #it's been almost 5 years and this look still just DOES IT #(✪‿✪)ノ♡ 🐻#still want to rub his head like it's a crystal ball and i'm a cheap ass fortune teller at a county fair #his N E C K #gonna go get my ouija board from the 90s and contact bram stoker #ouija board party at my house #bring wine #break all the snap buttons challenge #FLUFFY REGAL SANTA TEDDY BEAR FACE #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you

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syn0vial · 8 months

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i saw someone on reddit mention this and wanted to see it for myself, so here it is. if you initiate a romance with astarion, but then later pursue someone else, he'll almost always be catty about it, imply that you have poor taste for choosing someone else over him, and will reject any offer of polyamory on the grounds of either personal standards (ew, you want him to be in a love triangle with who?) or self-preservation (he ain't fighting lae'zel for your ass lmao).

but if his rival-in-question is karlach...

he tells you that he hopes you'll be a comfort to her and turns down your offer of seeing him on the side because he doesn't want her to get hurt :`)

meanwhile, if you put karlach in the same situation (start out romancing her, then pursue astarion), she'll also start out quite sweet...

and then quickly devolve into (affectionately) taking the piss out of astarion for stealing her partner 😁

"She likes Astarion but threatening to kill him for stealing her bf/gf is also funny to her." 😂

in sum: they're frands, your honor

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #karlach #hellspawn #also if you change your mind and dump astarion for her she says she'll bring him some wine later to lessen the sting 😁#i'm love them

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shitouttabuck · 15 days

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if hen and karen have been gossiping all wifely about buck’s homoeroticism i Need to know all their thoughts about one eddie diaz actually

#INVITE ME OVER I’LL BRING MID-PRICED WINE AND MANY OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR IDIOT COWORKERS #911 spoilers

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ectonurites · 3 months

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CHAPPELL ROAN THE LATE SHOW [2.15.24]

#chappell roan #chappell roan edit #chappell roan gifs #red wine supernova #the rise and fall of a midwest princess #the late show #the late show with stephen colbert #sam edits #LOOK AT HER GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!#she always brings her all to everything like. GOD. this really is how she sounds live!!! she's just THAT good!!!!!!!#my mind has been reeling since winning tickets & seeing her in october literally life changing #its so cool getting to see her do stuff like this now :') my pink pony girl has come so faaaaar

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kacievvbbbb · 4 months

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I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.

#Mihawk is a man of whims.#crocodile is crushing screaming pulling out his hair.#I know Mihawk’s government expenses half the reason Sengoku retired. he probably can’t even look at wine anymore #he really thought he was about to get a sensible business partner #and wound up with the most unhinged hedonistic petty man in the New World.#fully have you ever seen this man do paperwork in his life?#Crocodile is trying to run a business while his two partners steadily try to run it into the ground with every frivolous expense #atleast Mihawk brings muscle and the occasional good idea when he’s so inclined.#hawkeye mihawk #cross guild is geniunly the funniest thing to ever happen in the history of media #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #cross guild #throwing thoughts to the void #one piece #op

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moron-rights · 8 months

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my durge talked gale into crimes ONCE and now he’s stuck with them

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#(this is also the face he makes when they bring him 5 bottles of wine and one carrot for dinner)#gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #morights #baldurs gate 3

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theperksofbeingstupid · 20 days

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mlem

#duninha #this whole bit was so good #ah yes duninha works for him to bring in viewers bc he's figured out we're all here for her #subscribe and prime so he can pay for her churu :thumbsup:#:repeat:#also he kept going on about how the churu smelt great and that he should have it with some wine ¿¿

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wildflowercryptid · 9 months

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doodles of cliff at 29 years old, thriving while living in mineral town & making new friends during his delivery trips to forgotten valley!

#story behind cliff coming to the valley :#lou brought home some wine from adge winery and shared it w/ gavin who loved it so cliff brings shipments to the valley once a month #and he ends up becoming friends (or maybe more 😳) with matthew #they first meet when cliff is late to dropping off a delivery and bumps into matt as he's coming into the cafe #they see each other at the cafe a few more times before they actually start talking (thanks to molly & gavin's intervention)#when cliff isn't in town they end up sending letters to each other #i have more ideas for these two now #one of them being cliff naming one of the first wines he made himself after matt #manna & duke don't think anything about the name until ran hears about it and goes ''you named it matthew?'' ->#''isn't that the name of the guy you're close with from forgotten valley?'' and they're all like 😳 👀👀👀 🏳️‍🌈❓️#i am. deranged. truly.#also yeah there was no way i was gonna draw matt with straight hair #story of seasons #bokujou monogatari #friends of mineral town #sos fomt #a wonderful life #sos awl #sos cliff #sos matthew #cliff (fomt)#matthew (awl)#🎨 : mj draws

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tennessoui · 1 year

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ok this is so self-indulgent that yall are gonna run me off my blog but

au where obi-wan hosts fancy wine&dinner parties, as he’s a renowned chef and retired sommelier (wine expert). the theme of this party is for everyone to bring a bottle of wine and a food that they think will pair well with the tasting notes in their chosen wine, and be prepared to explain their choices to the rest of the dinner-goers.

when anakin (invited by padmé, currently in grad school, easily the youngest and dirtiest person to have ever sat on obi-wan’s nice leather settee) shows up with a bottle of wine that still has the price tag on it ($13 for a “maker’s red mix”) and a bag of flaming hot cheetos, obi-wan knows they’re absolutely going to have hate sex about it

then anakin gets up for his turn to explain his choice and he bullshits so fantastically well, using all the words he just heard these upper class bougie snobs say and using them correctly, that obi-wan is genuinely actually impressed.

oh they’re still going to have hate sex, 100%, but now obi-wan respects the man enough to make him breakfast in the morning

(it’s eggs benedict florentine with house-made hollandaise sauce and freshly baked english muffins obi-wan got up early to bake, and halfway through poaching the final egg he looks over and anakin is leaning against his counter, eating granola by the handful out of the bag as he watches)

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #wine party au #also 100% night ends when anakin spills/(throws?) his red wine onto obi-wan's white cashmere sweater #and then gets cheeto fingerprints all over his light khakis #and obi-wan is torn between eithre killing this man or bedding him #but decision time is NOW #also padme is a professor of psychology at anakin's school #she absolutely brought him to this dinner party to see what would happen when anakin met obi-wan #free psychological experiment #also this is self indulgent because i love these parties #like they're just so fun #because people (when they're not snobby rich assholes)#bring the wildest pairings #like franzia and steak frites or something #or barefoot and hot cheetos #and they have to bullshit their way through an explanaton #and it's just really funny

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fireandiceland · 9 months

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Austria has the strictest laws regarding the quality and production of wine so Roderich is definitely a wine snob

#aph austria #hws austria #hetalia headcanons #hetalia #Riva.txt #I didn’t take the sommelier course in school but I do have like advanced wine knowledge so trust me bro #he wouldn’t drink everything others bring to his house

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yarodrags · 8 months

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Mr Nightingale he can't understand your songs

Occasionally Muriel will spot the wiry man curl up in a corner of the bookshop with his favourite tartan blanket and a bottle of chateauneuf du pape...

See the complete set here

Im so ready for Crowley to bust out his post divorce hair bc she be slaying

I subscribe to the fan analysis about how crowley is at heart an engineer 🥰 i just think that's so lovely hence his bird cage is adorned with symbols reminiscent of the Fibonacci spiral

And bc i love matching to show how these 2 complement each other azi has swirls wherw the light hits and crowley mainly has swirls in the shadows

There are also starry swirls on his turtleneck