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diamondri · 2 months
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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being a marauders fan is a red flag.
it’s also an orange flag.
and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.
you’re gay.
happy pride month.
i love you.
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mydeadgaywizards · 2 months
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sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."
remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*
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ilophilia · 3 months
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James: Do you really hate Sirius?
Regulus: Yes.
James: So you're telling me you wouldn't save his life? What if he needed a kidney?
Regulus: James, he's my brother. Of course I'd give him my kidney. Just not my respect.
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wolvesandshine · 3 months
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Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter
Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter
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jegulus-till1die · 1 year
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“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
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marvelomadness06 · 3 months
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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?
James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.
Remus: *raises one eyebrow*
Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.
James: *quietly squeaks*
Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*
James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*
Sirius: what was that about?
Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.
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maiiefizz · 23 days
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Sirius: Prongs, don't look at my brother like that!
James: I don't just want to look at him.
Sirius: James Potter, don't put a finger on my brother.
James: What about in?
Sirius: In?
James: Can I put a finger in your...
Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER
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mentallyadinonugget · 1 month
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Regulus: im half cursed on my dads side and half doomed on my moms side.
Sirius: our dads side IS our moms side btw
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whysosiriushuh · 5 months
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Sirius: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water
Lily,*slowly puts her book down *: Y-You were putting it in cold water....
Sirius: ....
Remus: Padfoot? Answer the question. Sirius!
Sirius: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Everyone: ....
Sirius: You think I have the patience to boil water?
Regulus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????
James,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!
Regulus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
Remus: Fuck Regulus you too!!??!!
James: It takes less than a minute!
Marlene: IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????
James: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!
Remus: Like 7 minutes!
James: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.
Pandora *taking notes*: Everyone in this room is so creative :)
Dorcas*turning to Remus*: So no one in your house uses a fucking kettle!?
Remus: Its right there near the stove!!
Sirius: Wait a second... that's used to make tea??
Regulus: You told me it was there for aesthetic!!!!!!
James: So its not???
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aithusarosekiller · 3 months
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James: climbs through the window of his own house
Sirius, watching the tv: hey
James: *scream* how the hell did you get in my house??? I thought Remus took your key away because you kept disappearing and inviting yourself over here??
Sirius: Reg gave me yours
James: so I just had to climb through MY OWN KITCHEN WINDOW because I didn't want my husband to know I lost my key again...and all along HE'D GIVEN IT TO YOU?
Sirius: he wanted to know how long it would take for you to say somthing
James: ...
Sirius: you love me too much to be mad at me, come here, I have popcorn
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nixnight1 · 6 months
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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's
Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!
Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!
Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(
Regulus: Who's Regulus?
Barty: I already can't tell who is who
Sirius: Take that stuff off
Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!
Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"
Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww
Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him
James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing
Sirius: No, it's not!
Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!
Sirius: I don't say that
James: Well that's all you say
Remus and Barty: Yeah
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corwnvus · 28 days
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Brotherly love.
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James and Sirius hang mistletoes at every doorway/entrance, so they have an excuse to kiss Regulus and Remus.
Regulus asks Remus to help him set the table while James and Sirius play with Harry.
As Regulus comes out of the kitchen, Remus runs into him at the entrance
Regulus:
Remus:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: We didn't think this through
James: No, we did not
Harry: Kiss!
Remus gives Regulus a peck on the forehead
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roggyroll · 1 year
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Regulus: *sneaking under the covers*
Sirius: What, and I mean this nicely, the fuck are you doing?
Regulus: *realising he had in fact NOT found the right bed in the dark*
Regulus:
Sirius:
Regulus: heyyyy... remember- remember when we were children... and-
Sirius: *yawning but throwing the covers open* just get in
Regulus: *slowly and wordlessly crawling in*
Sirius:
Regulus:
Sirius: ...are you alright?
Regulus: *mortified* fine. im fine, just sleep. go to sleep.
[the next day]
James: *in tears*
Regulus: actually fuck off I haven't gone to his bed like that since I was nine
James: why didn't you just pretend you'd been sleepwalking?! what happened to "im a slytherin, i never panic"?
Regulus:
Regulus:
Regulus: *dejected* i truly cant put into words how much i hate you and the way you remember everything
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wolvesandshine · 2 months
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“You know now that Regulus isn’t an asshole it’s getting harder to ignore the other thing.”
Lily simply raised an eyebrow. “What other thing?”
James sighed, waving his hand in the air. “You know. The thing we all know but can’t say in front of Sirius.”
As Lily connects the dots, a slow smirk appears on her face. “Is the thing that Regulus Black is good looking?”
James scoffs. “He’s not just good looking. He’s the most gorgeous man I’ve ever laid eyes on - the way his hair falls in perfectly styled curls, his inquisitive eyes hiding so much knowledge -
Lily rolls her eyes. “Okay lover boy. I’m beginning to see why we didn’t work out.”
But James doesn’t stop. He’s on a roll. “I love it when he says my name. Even when he’s annoyed with me - “
“Is that so Potter?”
James jerks up in his seat, hitting his leg on the table in his haste.
He feels himself blush as he meets amused grey eyes. Lily is cackling in the background.
“So.. How much of that did you hear?” James asks, aiming for subtle and missing it by miles.
Regulus smirks. “Enough to know that apparently everyone should find me hot.”
James groans loudly, burying his face in his hands.
“Is there any way you can forget I said that?”
Regulus leans in and smirks - a very dangerous expression on him that James should not find as hot as he does.
“Only if you forget that I think everyone should think you’re hot too.”
And oh -
Well. What Sirius didn’t know couldn’t hurt him.
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