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ktz-tl · 1 year
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November 21, 2020.
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pixiatn · 2 years
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"Billy and Clark this" "Billy and Bruce that" what about Billy and Cyborg huh, let's revisit that concept hmm. Like idk I'd just think it'd be interesting to have more fan content centered around them, especially since they're arguably the youngest members of the team (honestly it depends tho cause continuity and different variations but for this sake I see Cyborg between 18-22). I'd like to see stuff where Victor unintentionally becomes a like a cool older brother figure to Billy, like Victor could do anything and Billy is just in awe. Also just Cyborg looking out for Billy cause y'know, he's a whole ass child
also bc of stuff like the DCAMU (imma just call it that) where Billy was actually a fan of Victor when he played football and when Cyborg finds out about Billy's identity and promises not to tell the others, and since the 2011 52 reboot (and other issues) Billy and Vic are portrayed as friends.
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Like they're buds, LET THEM BE BUDS THAT FUCK AROUND AND MESS WITH THE OTHER LEAGUERS
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red-rage-machine · 8 days
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OOC
I need to STOP having panic attacks over the littlest things relating to shipping. Like… oh my god! NO ONE CARES, YOURE NOT ON TIKTOK ANYMORE!
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bluebellhairpin · 3 months
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I write cannibalism and murder into my fanfics so I am a cannibal and a murderer. No one is safe near me lest I get confused about what is fiction and what is reality. Lock me up I am sick and twisted.
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grunge-plug · 2 years
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Dreaming of a loving sadist.
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homunculus-argument · 4 months
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It annoys me unreasonably when you want to ask people "what bird and what mammal would make the worst gryphon" as a fun thought exercise, and people with no joy and no imagination always interpret it as "a gryphon that sucks, is physically impossible, and would hate being alive", and - being predictable and lacking in imagination - always, always answer with "a hummingbird and a blue whale lol".
Like come on. Why do you have to suck the fun out of everything. Why not use a fraction of imagination and delightful whimsy. Imagine the combination of a mouse and a sparrow. That creature would be merciless, burtal, absolutely determined to get into your trash and has the power of both wings and hands to do its will. Or a crow and a cat - that thing is smart enough to fuck with people and not afraid to do it. Imagine the ungodly shriek of the noble fox-seagull, also determined to get into your trash.
A gryphon that is a combination of a kangaroo and a cassowary. The only proof we have of a loving god is the fact that those things do not exist. If hell is real, it's full of them. That thing can't fly, but it will run you down, it will kill you, and you will look stupid the whole entire time you're dying.
Why would the first thing that pops into your mind at the words "the worst gryphon" automatically be "a gryphon that hates being alive". Can you not picture a gryphon that fucking loves being alive, and has both the power and the will to make it everyone else's problem.
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concerthopperblog · 8 months
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The Last Chapter of the Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar (Or How the Great Reuniting Matters to Dethklok)
Over the years, [adult swim] has given us so many incredible characters like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Primal, Rick & Morty, The Boondocks, and The Venture Brothers. But one show from [adult swim] has always been my go-to, and that show is none other than Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha’s Metalocalypse (2006-2016 / 2019- present). The band featured in Metalocalypse includes fictional members: Nathaniel Explosion – voiced by Brendon Small (vocals), Skwisgaar Skwigelf – voiced by Brendon Small (guitars), Toki Wartooth – voiced by Tommy Blacha and Mike Keneally (guitars), Pickles – voiced by Brendon Small (drums), and William Murderface voiced by Tommy Blacha (bass).
In 2013, Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha gave us the rock opera smash hit, Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera as the story picks up after the end of Metalocalypse season 4. For ten years, Dethklok had been relatively quiet with some live shows scattered around featuring creator Brendon Small (guitars/lead vocals), Gene Hoglan (drums), Pete Griffin (bass/backing vocals), and most recently Nili Brosh (guitars). Now in 2023, Dethklok has announced not only a new album (Dethalbum IV) plus a new movie closing out this epic adventure that features a companion soundtrack, Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar (released theatrically on July 21, 2023/Digital and Blu-ray on August 22, 2023).
Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar was written and directed by Brendon Small. The film stars Small, Blancha, Victor Brandt (Metalocalypse), Stephen “Thundercat” Bruner (Grammy® Award-winning musician), King Diamond (King Diamond; Mercyful Fate), Mark Hamill (Batman: The Animated Series; The Machine), Kirk Hammett (Metallica), Jon Hamm (Confess, Fletch; Top Gun: Maverick), Scott Ian (Anthrax), Amy Lee (Evanescence), Malcolm McDowell (A Clockwork Orange), Juliet Mills (Passions), Laraine Newman (Saturday Night Live), Raya Yarbrough (Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem - a Klok Opera), and Livia Zita (2022 winner - Society of Voice Arts and Sciences Award). 
Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar follows the gallant rescue of Toki Wartooth from Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera where brutal frontman Nathan Explosion is dealing with some extreme trauma after the band battles their former bandmate, Magnus Hammersmith to the death. To make matters worse, the fate of the world now lies in Nathan’s hands as he has been tasked to write the “Song of Salvation”. As you can guess, this task weighs heavily on humanity’s embattled protector. So much so that Nathan’s character will undertake an arduous path to redemption and rebirth as he guides his bandmates through the ultimate battle of good versus evil. As Nathan would say, it just takes him “…a long time to learn stuff”.
After being anointed the new high priest of the Church of the Black Klok in Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera, Charles Offdensen will once again use his powers of persuasion to get the band motivated to write the “Song of Salvation”. Offdensen would tell Pickles, Nathan’s “trials are yet to begin” but he must first face the fear that “engulfs” him. Nathan might be the key to the salvation of humanity, but his bandmates are also vital to the prophecy. As foretold in the ancient prophecy, the Metalocalypse is upon us and all that is good will die. No biggie, right?
Dethklok will once again face off against well-known antagonists, The Tribunal which includes Senator Stampingston, General Crozier, Vater Orlaag, and most importantly, Mr. Salacia. As in previous episodes, Mr. Salacia and The Tribunal will once again make life very hard for Dethklok in their attempt to save humanity from the impending Doomstar. Unbeknownst to the band, the “Song of Salvation” is just a part of the prophecy to save humanity. Dethklok must also find the strength to look within to find the final piece needed to defeat the Doomstar. If Dethklok fails, then they cannot stop the impending doom of the Metalocalypse and the Great Reuniting. Will Dethklok complete the “Song of Salvation” in time to save the world? Well, you will have to watch Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar to find out.
Of course, as the saga ends, one would expect to see cameos from previous characters like Dethklok’s chef Jean-Pierre and music producer extraordinaire Dick “Magic Ears” Knubbler. But the most important cameo to grace their presence was none other than the self-proclaimed “rock and roll clown”, Dr. Rockzo. This scene will go down as one of the best Dr. Rockzo montages ever seen on Metalocalypse. Overall, Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar is a brilliant conclusion to the epic Metalocalypse saga that any fan of the series will instantly hail as a cult classic. I have already watched it a few times over the last weekend and even after this review is published, I will continue to watch it because it is that good. Some shows when they bring the story to an end, it feels rushed at times or maybe they do not tie up all the necessary storylines. Not Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar, this movie will leave the viewer satisfied knowing Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha were able to finish Metalocalypse as intended. Thank you, Brendon, and Tommy. Thank you for wanting to give closure to an idea that amassed dedicated fans across the globe.
On August 22, 2023, Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar will be available on Blu-ray and digitally on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Google Play, Vudu, and more. Blu-ray special features will include a featurette entitled Behind the Metal Curtain. This in-depth look at the making of Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar will have interviews with show co-creator Brendon Small and his team of writers, animators, and musicians as they share their stories and experiences as they turn this [adult swim] series into its first feature film. Currently, MAX has the entire Metalocalypse series and Metalocalypse: The Doomstar Requiem – A Klok Opera available to stream, so go get a Metalocalypse marathon going in honor of the release of the final chapter in this legendary saga.
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dolliestfairy · 10 months
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Кᥱᥱ⍴ Y᥆ᥙ Ѕᥲ𝖿ᥱ ୨୧ ٬ ࣪ . ، ₊ ˖  ་ ݁٬ ࣪ ، ִ ۫
Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers fanfic with chubby!fem!reader ଘ(੭´ ꒫`)੭
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ཐིiཋྀ A/N : sorry for the break, i was run out of ideas and even if i had some ideas, idk which fandom should i choose so i really really conflicted about it.
ཐིiཋྀ Warning : Bullet Mark, Extreme Violence (not towards reader). reader almost getting gangr4ped (not by the slasher) kidnapping (i think..) stalking in jason part. Murdering, Massacre And yeah thats it. Reader skin color is not Announced
ʚဗီူɞ Jason Voorhees
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• first time he see you at the crystal lake with your so called companion. he see you wandering alone confused and scared only to find out later that your friend has left you alone in the crystal lake.
• he felt emphaty however. so he goes after your friend group and killed them.
• after he slaughter your friends he goes back to you. he sees you from direction where you can see him to make sure you didnt run.
• he approach very very slowly but since he's a quite heavy and big guy, his foot step is also heavy which makes you look around at the direction he's in.
• when you see him you.. stunned.. with a freezing expression only to be melt when you see jason covered his face with his big arms so you couldnt see his face and you wouldnt run away from him.
• you see blood covering him and his weapon he's carrying, so you assumed that this guy probably killed your friend which is true.
• but you also see a bullet mark on his neck and you insist him to go to the camp so you can heal him and he accept.
• after you healed his bullet mark on his neck, he ask you to hand a small book and a pen that was placed behind you. you take the book and the pen and you see he's writing something for you.
• he handed you a shattered paper with a writing that says "stay"
• you look at him after seeing the paper only to find a big dangerous male trying to not look at you. he must say that he's very thankful because his mask covered his pinkish cheeks.
• its only getting redder when he sees you nood at him. he swear on his mother thumb he would never leave you in danger like your shitty companion do.
ʚဗီူɞ Michael Myers
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• meeting you when he was still in the asylum. you were one of the nurse that were brave enough to take care of him.
• he would rather die than admitting this but he really love how soft you are. you look really fragile.
• he love but he also hate how you were so gentle with him. he love being showered with your gentle and affectionate touch but he also hate to thinks that the reason you were doing this because you thought he was weak.
• one day in the asylum, 3 men workers have a bad bad intention to you. you were trapped in a small room, it was almost midnight and its time for you to go home, but this bastard was trapped you inside and one of them start unlocking the door to get inside with you.
• you were trying to run, but those 3 men were strong as well more than you could handle. your mind start shattering when they were trying to strip you to get naked.
• you know whats about to happen. you were gonna get used by these motherfucker.
• behind them, you see Michael seeing you. you at that time was crying and michael only stood there. when one of them want to close the door and lock it, michaels hand quickly grab the mans neck and literally crush it with such an ease.
• one has down, two more left. you at that time were half naked and you see how burtal and horrifying Michael Myers can be. Michael pushed one of the mans head and threw it against the wall repeatedly until the mans face bloody. the one left trying to run but Michael quickly grabbed the mans leg and quickly throw him outside the window. you were at the 3nd floor you assumed that poor yet bastardize man was nowhere alive.
• michael look down at you and grab your waist and take you to somewhere else. somewhere far from the asylum.
• you woke up in a small room in some place you didnt know, you see Michael literally sitting beside you with his stoic expression. you were kind of terrifying seeing his expression but after you remembered what happened last night you were kind of relief.
• you grab his harsh hand softly and you look at him in the eyes and says "Thank you Michael." you see his darken eyes kind of lightened up a bit with some spark and you see his little tiny smile coming.
• you smiled at him and hug him soflty, when you two were hugging you felt your back was crushed and when you look back you see Michael big hands grabbing back at your back and you see his tensed muscles relaxing at your hugged.
• Michael, Silently promising to you that he will never let anything bad like that happen to you again. if someone dared enough to do it with you, Michael with no doubt will Disembowel them Alive. end of the story.
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werewolfwriter323 · 2 months
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Happy Burtal Pipe Murder Day!
Here's to the Death Day of Jurgen Mother Fucking Litner, may he remain dead for all eternity.
(*Honestly I think it's the funniest fucking thing to celebrate this 😅)
Anyhow, in honor of this day I made a very lazy meme, I haven't had time to draw lately.
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I decided to use this Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, template, because it I thought it fit well, also I also happen to be a fan of JJBA as well as TMA.
On that note, here's some bonus memes I made.
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The MAG 160 Statement
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MAG 197
That's all I've got for now, I definitely plan to make more JJBA X TMA memes in the future, hopefully with more effort. As there is no shortage of JJBA memes and moments that could be edited for TMA.
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legacyshenanigans · 1 year
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My drabble Queen! (。• ᵕ •。) 💚💕
May I request a rare Ominis / Marvolo brother moment, where they work together to prank their Mothers friend, Lucilla? 😄
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Hahaha I love that Kiwi! 🤣🤣 I'll do the conversation they have about it 😊💚
Simply wicked💚
Marvolo: *sits down in the corner next to Ominis at a party event* That vile women is here again *rolls his eyes*
Ominis: Lucilla? Yes..Urgh..I can hear her cackling from a mile away..
Marvolo: If I have to spend another moment with her pinching my cheeks and calling me handsome ill simply die, and im not talking about the cheeks on my face....Well..I mean..She's not wrong about the handsome part..But still *frowns*
Ominis: Well...We could have some fun? *raises a brow
Marvolo: *raises a brow, a playful smile on his face* Fun? You? *chuckles*
Ominis: *chuckles* oh shut up..We could jinx her? Maybe slip something into her drink? *playful grin*
Marvolo: *soft gasp* Ominis *wide grin* You're simply wicked, very rare, I love it *chuckles*
Ominis: No, YOU'RE simply wicked..I can just be very encourageable *small giggle* you'll be the one doing it *smirks*
Marvolo: I fear any jinx's I may know are on the more burtal side..Do we want to hurt this women? Or do we want to just toy with her?
Ominis: Oh good lord, toy, definitely toy. Were not monsters.
Marvolo: Well..*smirks*
Ominis: .....Ok, I'M not a monster.
Marvolo: Then what are we doing? Brother *wicked excited grin*
Ominis: *wicked little grin* Come to the kitchen with me, we shall discuss it further *chuckles*
Marvolo: *rubs his hands together in excitement for their little prank*
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Are there any pirate crews where two people are romantic Yanderes for Lucky? Like on Whitebeard’s crew are Marco and Izo arguing over who Lucky would end up with?? (Ace is winding up a BURTAL fire punch cause that’s his sister damn it!!!) (Whitebeard doesn’t care who she ends up with he’ll just be happy if his new daughter Lucky is on his crew!)
Or like on the Kid pirates is Kid thirsting over Lucky while Killer is silently pinning for Lucky while silently planning his wedding to her like this?
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I need to know if she creates problems on ships!!!
Oh she causes all kinds of drama lmao
Not so much with the Whitebeard's though. I plan on keeping all of them strictly platonic because I'm a sucker for found family and don't want to throw in a romantic relationship with any of them. There could still be some drama if they started to think she had a favorite sibling.
I am considering having a poly thing going on with Lucky, Kid, and Killer. I think that while they may disagree on how to approach Lucky at points, they could for the most part work together. Plus I think Killer would make a good buffer for Kid, he can translate his tsundere nonsense for Lucky. I don't have a solid reason for them being poly yet beyond I saw Killer's arms once and my brain left the building, but I've built more off of less.
I'm so down bad for Killer that it's embarrassing at this point. It's like Oda tailor made him to suit my preferences. He's got long blonde hair, a beard, his arms could snap me in half, he's got a cool mask, we both like to cook, AND we're both insecure about our face and laugh??? We're basically soulmates
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what r ur wip covey
(i have beef with all of you. that took hours. wtf. was...was the sarcasm not clear???? we have problems yall-)
oh, im not gonna say-
JK OF COURSE IM GONNA SAY
naturally, ive got a few hcs in the works for a lot of different characters but i dont wann give those away too much, iykyk. but theres like one for frank and luke and a few for my boy leo.
OH OH and for smau that we talked about. i've downloaded the apps to my phone but...tbh struggling with a plot bc i want to have one going in, ya know?? im gonna start with the leo on, which is gonna be twitter based, and if that goes well, im gonna do the percy one that the anon who gave me the apps was so kind to request, on insta. BUT all of that will not even be STARTED for two more weeks bc...thats big and im gonna spend my spring break doing it bc i could NOT do it at the same time as my school no ma'am.
okay okay for my pookie jason we got a lot cookin rn okay okay
I Am My Mother's Daughter- full fic, angsty daughter of hera reader (which is actually the best thing to ever exist and i NEED you all to understand i do love it with my whole being. im sorry the son of jupiter and the daughter of hera are in love???? yes ma'am)
Dear Diary - full fic, fluffy daughter of aphrodite, to make up for the BURTAL angst that is ^ that one. as you can probs assume, its gonna be told from the perspective of her diary, duh!
Oh, That Golden Light - Its Blinding Me - another full fic, jason and an unclaimed girl what?????? so fun
lanterns, guide me home - a little blurb, legacy of ceres reader, super soft and fluff and that title, ugh.
NOW FOR THE WHOLE REASON I WAS BEGGIN YALL TO ASK ME ABOUT MY WIPS
the leo grind is back
now, i went looking through that google doc i got with about ~180 pages worth of fic on it and dug up some that just need a little love to get em going and ready to be posted. and by some i mean five...yeah, ive got a problem. BUT! i want to leave it up to the people which ones come out first. so imma make a poll after this, explaining em all and yall can vote and it'll be a good time.
also, there is another leo fic that was request that IS in the works but i cannot give out information bc there's an explanation that needs to be given WITH the fic. sorry not sorry, i hope yall like surprises
anyways, i just wanted to yap everyone say thank you to this anon bc they FINALLY asked about my wips. thank you anon kisses for you.
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rqgender · 10 months
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Here me out : Today's gender is *sounds of extended burtal pipe murder*
Good suggestion! So good, in fact, that it was the 40th gender on this account! 😂
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thewholecrew · 2 days
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@headstrongblake said: ❛ who in the fuck authorized this?  ❜ / nick & nate/kass when she comes aboard? HVH
kassy blinked at the question, body stiff as she kept her hands tucked into her baggy sweater, dark eyes first studying the man who seemed displeased, to say the least, that she would be joining their little band of misfits. that's what they appeared to be anyways. maybe not if it was just the three men, all reminding her far too much of sebastian dressed in their gear, but with the girl... she didn't look like she quite fit. nate frowned at the question, "oh c'mon nick, who do you think?" kassy's gaze went from this nick over to the man she had spoken to after nate, the one she assumed ran this group, bellamy. she had heard nate speak of looking for a mutant girl and if shield had any information, turned out the girl was bellamy's sister. while shield didn't seem helpful, kassy had, luckily.
alec had been taken too. with the state his flowershop had been left in she had assumed something similar happened to him too, and with the video she'd gotten a friend to get her, it was clear he had been pulled out of the wreckage and loaded into a van. what a coincidence that the other body in the back of that truck was supposedly bellamy's sister, something he had pointed out when she showed him. they had the same goal to save someone they cared about and with kassy's connections maybe they'd find them quicker, before they'd be burtally murdered by whoever took them. "her friend was taken by the same people who took octavia, we now had a legitimate lead," bellamy piped up and the blonde girl's eyes widened, "what?" nate nodded, "it's true, there's surveillance footage of both octavia and her friend, ah,---" he paused, forgetting the boys name, "alec," kassy filled in blandly.
"right, alec," nate gave her an apologetic glance that she ignored and trinity's brows furrowed, "what? let me see it, it's really octavia? is she okay--?" bellamy glared at her and she stopped, biting her lip. kassy scoffed, "if by okay you mean knocked out cold in the back of a van..." she muttered and trinity flinched, doe eyes growing wide. "oh... then do we know what van it is? what are we doing just standing around? welcome to the group, lets go," she urged, giving kassy a small, friendly smile that wasn't returned. bellamy grit his teeth, "enough, we're already looking. and i authorized this nick, get over it," he muttered.
kassy nearly rolled her eyes, glancing at nate who smiled sheepishly at her, "friendly group you've got here," she muttered sarcastically to which nate responded, "aha, everyone's just a little tense at the moment, bell and trin really want to find octavia..." he began only for kassy to raise a brow, "and you and sasquatch over there don't?" he shook his head, "no we--no, no i mean yes we do, just with her being bellamy's sister and trinity's girlfriend..." he trailed off with a shrug and kass gave a small nod.
"this alec guy your boyfriend?" "no, just a close friend..." "ah, well, we'll find him along with octavia, right guys?"
bellamy had already left the room to check his laptop to see if anything had come up about the van, the license plate, the brand, any other cam footage of it that could help, and trinity simply leaned against the wall with her arms crossed over her chest, "of course," trin said with a determined nod before all eyes went to nick.
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masterralf077 · 5 months
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dieses doofe Stück Abschaum muss brutal und pervers benutzt werden egal von wenn der abschaum will zusammen geschlagen und treten werden und danach von ayslanden burtal in meheren Gruppen vergewaltig und auch geschwängert werden
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lnakoi · 1 year
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i think it’s assumed everyone is in an alternate universe so i would like to say that if that is the case:
can we all like mutually hope that everybody is alright? like tim and sasha are just alive and well, jon isnt burtally injured, gerry goes to the fucking doctor (doubt)
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