Streamer 🌸 who's decently popular because they give practical, low-cost cooking lessons while being cute.
🌸: "Today we're going to make a healthy dinner using common leftovers!"
Anonymous4791638 superchatted $1000: "You are simply breathtaking, my darling. May I come over to your place tonight? I wish to give you a blessing of love."
...
You've been kicked out of U-chan's livestream.
🐉: "What has happened? How do I view their 'profile' again..? Let's see..."
You've been blocked by U-chan.
🐉: "..."
He was blocked and reported for being a creep. When he confronts 🌸 about it, they apologize and unblock him, but not without a stern warning.
🌸: "Why are you going around randomly giving $1000, sending thirst comments--"
🐉: "What is a thirst comment?"
🌸: "Unwanted compliments."
🐉, shocked: "You do not appreciate my compliments?"
🌸: "I didn't know it was you. Your account name is literally Anonymous4791638. How would you feel if a complete stranger threatened that they'd barge into your house at night and 'give you blessings of love'?"
🐉, scoffing: "I'd like to see them try to get past my lightning arrows first."
🌸: "Well I can't do that for myself. See?"
🐉: "... I'm sorry."
🌸: "Just don't scare people like that again... And, well. Don't you throw cash at me like that next time. Just come over anytime. We could even stream cooking lessons together~"
🐉: "I would appreciate that."
He stays over for a bit more as 🌸 helps him change his name to MDGargoyleEnthusiast instead.
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A moment for a petty complaint:
When people are explaining how to weave in ends, in a tutorial or any video, and they say to "just follow the path of the yarn" or "double the stitches" and then proceed to do THIS
That's a valid way to weave in your ends, assuming your yarn is wooly enough to not slip and it won't be super visible, but that's simply not what you've described.
THIS is following the path of the yarn. It is also the superior way to weave in ends securely and least-visibly from both sides.
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I dint know how to say this but women who wear men's clothes make me feel like I'm a fan of them like I feel like a young girl with a crush on a celebrity like fangirling but for masc women
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im so funny, i was like
"yeah i enjoy romance but not that basic 'omg i just wanna hug you and kiss you and love you and snuggle you' shit that makes me sooo uneasy. i just want a comfortable silence and someone i know i can trust and watch stuff with and feel comfortable around no matter what. someone i can really fully trust that I don't have to put on a whole weird lovey dovey show around. that other stuff feels so fake and forced and weird, even if it's true it's like, oh my god shut up what are you talking about." <- IDIOT!!!! YOU'RE AROMANTIC. GOD.
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