#but he holds me in a chokehold

[h3llh0vnd]

roach university au part 2

#evil fucking wizard cat MRREEOOOWW #i should get some sleep #but he holds me in a chokehold #call of duty #cod mw2 #modern warfare 2 #gary roach sanderson #mw2 #roach mw2 #roach call of duty #cod roach #call of duty modern warfare 2 #og mw2 #call of duty fanart #cod fanart #cod mwii #cod mw2 2009

[seagreenstardust]

Real talk: Kacchan can’t perma-die until he gets the chance to finally take Deku’s hand. I don’t make the rules, it’s just science

#mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #bkdk #bakudeku #this thought literally possessed me #forced me wide awake #got me in a chokehold until I posted it tbh #there’s not death for kacchan until he and Deku get to hold hands #that is literaly the story beat Katsuki’s entire character arc hinges on #it’s written into the core of the story #lol I’m gonna go back to tag lurking again but here’s my bkdk thought for the day

[forcemeanakin]

Hayden’s gloved hand appreciation post 🥰

#the way he is holding Rosario’s hand IM CRYING #such a gentleman #his fucking hand is so fucking hot #GRIP ME CHOKE ME DADDY #Anakin’s mechanical hand will always have a chokehold on me #anakin skywalker #star wars #sw anakin #anakin skywalker x reader #darth vader #anakin #anakin skywalker smut #ahsoka series #hayden christensen

[the--firevenus]

DanCae doodle for the soul (mine spesifically)

#firevenus art #honkai star rail #fanart #hsr caelus #hsr dan heng #hsr dancae #I need more of them it's insane how much they hold me in a chokehold #I like the hc when they do get closer and pining (obvious for everyone but themself) they do these pda naturally #But when they do realize their feelings they got awkward and shy it is the cutest I want to squish them ouueee #Caelus likes to be the small spoon even tho he's taller than Dan heng by few inches #< it's comfy can you blame the guy?

[mediumtires]

“So you’re next in line to go. Would make life easier.”

Team Principals Press Conference Miami GP 2023 x

#BODY LANGUAGE #going feral #the genuine laugh he gets out of christian? #toto do be funny sometimes #literally the chokehold these two hold on me #christian horner #toto wolff #this is a scene straight out of seven years yep yeah yes #miami gp 2023

[maalidoesart]

sigma my beloved

#i cannot wait to see him animated ahhh #the chokehold he has on me ahhh #gunny lil casino man #holding him gently #sigma bsd #sigma bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs art #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd art #bsd fanart #sigma fanart #art #drawing #i cannot wsit to see him animated ahhh #my art

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ Third Vacation: Maxwell! ]

When autonomous moments of whimsy become emotionally-charged and meaningful moments! 🥺 Dan’s a master of turning conversation away from a deeper point or a vulnerable moment - but in this instance, I think Maxwell was more than thankful for a little escape. 💛

Part 6 of 7 🌹

@yikessims

#ts4 #ts4 challenge #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #sim: daniel #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #maxwell santiago by yikessims #|| #this moment has me in a goddamn chokehold #they look so sweet and simple just… standing there #holding each other’s arms like CMONNN #me. a multi-shipper. doing a bc: oh dear god this is hard fjfjfj #dan letting his softie side show 🥹 he has very fond memories of building #snowpals with his siblings so being able to rekindle those kind of #pure fun snow feelings w maxwell really connected them i feel #we’ve noticed dan stuttering much more and i think its CUTEEE 😩 i say being the one writing him lolol #maxwell speaks quite a bit here and i really hope i captured his character 🥺 he is so so so very sweet and quiet and reflective #i love himmm #MORE KMIK WOOO 🥰

[dramaism]

It is our duty to protect this world from such monsters. We can also protect the monsters from this world. Once we keep them in check, the world will be at peace.

#alchemy of souls #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #dailynetflix #kdrama #cinematv #tvcentric #userharumi #userhannah #syaring #useryd #kdramagifs #lee jae wook #jung so min #mufaloedit #alcofsedit #when he said that!!!! i literally screamed #you all this show holds me in a chokehold i'm bewitched

[sidesteppostinghours]

17 19 10 :3

afternoon fishie! thank you for the ask!

17. Do you eat/drink when drawing? if so, what

ABSOLUTELY NOT. i cant eat while drawing, if i get any food on my fingers i refuse to touch Anything. feels gross. even if i Dont, its still hard to eat and draw at the same time. plus, the constant breaks to pause and take bites take me out of drawing. i eat quickly, so theres nothing stopping me from just eating beforehand so i can focus fully on both eating and art.

19. Favorite inanimate objects to draw (food, nature, etc.)

does linearting armor count? i just recently found out its very fun to draw armor when i dont have to design it lmfao. normal clothes are still a pain though. i dont draw a lot of inanimate subjects since character art is my one true love but i should probably change that soon :')

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

sh,,shirt,,,,, HDJSJFD i dont know how to draw clothes </3 if armor still counts as a piece of clothing then i guess ill say that again, but if not, i think probably just shirts.

ACTUALLY WAIT NO IM A GODDAMN LIAR.

I FORGOT IM OBSESSED WITH THESE SEXY SONS OF BITCHES. if i ever stop drawing stiff coats just assume im dead.

questions from here!

#i know somebody who draws really pretty food and she holds my full respect because what the hell #she also knows how to Cook really good food so basically he has a monopoly on all things food based #me making any character design: hm. could use a stiff coat #im not kidding btw every major story i make has me working that damn clothing article into at least one of the characters #i dont know why but that thing has a Chokehold on me #not complaining though #in my humble opinion every character automatically gets sexier with one of them #pulp answers #ask game

[gatorgrumbles]

Local girl can’t stop drawing yellow old man, witnesses say. More at 11.

#I can’t help it #he has me in a chokehold #holding me by the nose #I need help #please someone send me to a dark room #I’ll probably still be thinking about him in there tho #anyway I’m doomed #my art #drawing #art #digital art #one piece #kizaru #kizaru one piece #borsalino #admiral kizaru

[daisyvisions]

THIS IS NOT A DAMN DRILL! SANGYEON'S SISTER UPLOADED THIS AND THAT'S HIS FUCKING BACK 😩😩😩 FUCK WAIT I WASNT READY AT ALL 😩😩😩

#R.I.P Daisy #fuck im so- #WAIT #HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE #sangyeon smut #tbz hard hours #the boyz hard hours #the chokehold he has on me #fuck my brain is malfunctioning #I CANT DO THIS RIGHT NOW

[fragrantpines]

But what about… kissing more food men

Before you can even get close to Xifeng Wine, his hand grabs onto your shoulder with a surprising amount of force, forcing you to stand as still as a statue while his sharp eyes inspect you from head to toe.

In the blink of an eye, he spins you around so that your back faces him. His hand moves from the top of your shoulder to the back of your neck, exerting little force to his fingertips that press dangerously against the side of your neck.

“Are you trying to trick me again, general?”

His voice whispers lowly against your ear, sending shivers down your spine. You weren't sure if the shivers were caused by his thumb pressing dangerously close to your pulse point, or the compromising position he had placed you in– move too far back and your back would be lying against his chest; move too far forward and he might take that as a sign that you were trying to run away and knock you unconscious just like the last time. The option left (the only safe option really) is to continue standing like a frozen statue until he no longer asserts you as a threat, when his eyes no longer see you as the General of the Qin and begins to recognise you as the young master of Kongsang.

However, just as you start getting used to this awkward position, his other hand pushes your face to the side, tilting your head upwards until your lips perfectly align with his, stealing away any words that had formed in your head along with your breath.

By the time he pulls away, both of your faces hold a similar shade of blush, his looking much more prominent as if he had just taken a sip of the strongest wine known to man while drinking you in.

He doesn't say a word before burying his head into the crook of your neck, arms wrapping loosely around your waist while muttering.

“Stay…. Don't leave me again….”

“You know, trying to distract your opponent during an ongoing game of chess is an illegal move.”

Chuyi Flower Cake lifts his head from the chessboard and smiles at you kindly, his expression unreadable with the blindfold tightly wrapped around his head.

Without looking back down, he moves a piece on the far left of the board and declares, “Checkmate.”

Instantly, your smile fades as your attention snaps back onto the chessboard, refusing to believe that he had already checkmated your king in such a short amount of time. However, as soon as your eyes took a quick scan over the board, you were forced to admit defeat with a heavy sigh, waving an invisible white flag over your head.

“I thought you said that you've never played Western chess before!”

“I haven't, but the strategies and pieces are similar to the chess I am familiar with.”

Frustrated, you slam your head against the table with a loud groan, refusing to believe that you have just lost your 10th game in a row.

“You could've at least looked a little surprised when I tried to distract you,” you mutter softly.

For a split second, a look of shock flashes across Chuyi's face, slowly being replaced by widening eyes and a blush as the realisation of what “distraction” you were referring to slowly dawns on him. Unconsciously, he lifts a hand up to cover the lower half of his face, hoping that his reddening face doesn't slip through the gaps of his fingers while his eyes dart away from your figure for a moment to regain his composure.

Eventually, he manages to pick up the courage to extend an arm over the table and slowly pat the top of your head, whispering softly. “Focus on improving your insight instead of relying on such unreliable tricks. Next time, if you wish to partake in an act of intimacy, any time outside of a chess game is suitable.”

Instantly, you shoot your head up with a smile. “Does that mean Mister Chuyi will kiss me if I kiss him to?!”

For a moment, Chuyi looks taken aback before he dissolves into laughter. In a heartbeat, he bends over the table and presses a small kiss on the top of your forehead, fondly gazing down at you from behind the blindfold.

“For you, always.”

#tale of food #the tale of food x reader #tale of food x reader #▪︎ writings #xifeng wine #xifeng wine x reader #chuyi flower cake #chuyi flower cake x reader #if y'all thought I was gone haha SIKE #the new event story is holding me in chokehold because hnggg it's so GOOD #to whoever hasn't seen it yet: please go read it you won't regret it #i can write a whole essay about how much I love chuyi's character but that will be a story for another day #xifeng also </3 at first glance I wasn't really a big fan of him but after reading the event story I can confirm that he's a great guy #i wish I can pull for them but after the trauma of losing the 50/50 four times in meng po banner #i can safely say that I can traumatized(tm) #good luck to everyone who is trying to pull for them!! #the tale of food #ttof #ttof x reader

[hischierswhore]

i will NEVER shut up about this.

#i’m apologizing in advance #christian pulisic #this video has me in a chokehold #the power he holds over me is insane

[purpleguysimp]

Guys i got a new hyperfixation character and ive only drawn him for the past few days help

The one doodle page of 5 im gonna make is under the cut

#billie bust up #bbu barnaby #drawing #he has me in a chokehold #this fucking bird cured my art block #i love him #hes definitely not holding me at gunpoint #he's so cool #and silly #and fun to draw #doodle page

[sweetest-florida-blue-peach]

I am such a simp for Aizawa. Look at this man. Look at him. For someone who consistently sleeps in a gods-awful neon yellow sleeping bag, has permant stubble he can never quite seem to get rid of, and has more bags than Coach (albeit under his eyes) JUST LOOK AT THIS MAN. LOOK AT HIM. WHY IS HE SO PRETTY. BRUUUUHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭

#i have so many feelings for this man #is it because we're both teachers? #aizawa shouta #man among men #i love him so much #if he hit me with his car I'd say thank you #my hero academia #class 1a #the hold he has over me #granted it's a chokehold but a hold nonetheless

[robots-are-kinda-hot]

Five Pebbles x human reader (platonic) headcanons

I’m very sorry if this is ooc, I’ve never written anything like this before :/

•Five Pebbles is the most emotionally constipated iterator ever made, so this is going to be a very, very long process.

•start by bringing him pearls, trinkets, anything remotely interesting. he is so, so bored!! please give him things!!!

•little by little, he changes. he starts to talk with you more instead of just telling you about what you brought him. he tells you to leave a second later than last time. he lowers his puppet down enough to be at your level.

•eventually, you two could be called friends.

•the cycle Pebbles realizes this, he is more quiet than usual. if you ask what’s wrong, he will tell you not to worry and tell you to leave soon.

•make it clear that you care about him. don’t pry about it, just tell him that you will be there if he wants to tell someone.

•he won’t say anything, but you can tell he appreciates it.

•Eventually, Pebbles will ask “…are we friends?” In a defeated tone, as if you’ve said no already.

•of course, you say yes and… he doesn’t know how to react. His eyes are wide, and pearls start circling him. His antenna flick up and down quicker than you’ve ever seen them.

•Five Pebbles is the happiest he’s ever been after Moon’s fall, and it’s all thanks to one creature at the bottom of his chamber.

•Finally, he opens his arms a little, hoping you will get the hint.

•And if you do hug him, he hugs you back.

#kill me now while I still have shame in my heart #I put a read more so people can pretend that I don’t exist #but I think if I keep running this blog I may lose what is left of my shame lol #is that good or bad? I have no idea #this was originally supposed to be romantic but the becoming friends part took so long I decided to make it platonic #rain world #rain world five pebbles #rw five pebbles #rw five pebbles x reader #rain world five pebbles x reader #rain world downpour #btw you’re taller than him. even after becoming friends he raises his puppet just enough to be at your eye level because hes like 5 ft LMAO #i have so many feelings about this guy. yknow that bingo board thing that people do about their favorite characters? #id get a blackout. yeah. I love him but I hate him but I love him but #hes just so self loathing and so emotionally constipated and so traumatized and he’s just like me fr!! #I want to wrap him in a blanket and give him hot cocoa and a tv to watch cartoons on but I also want to eat all his neurons #and kick him in the shins and #i just really like him okay. to be honest I like him more than I hate him. #that urge to hold has got me in a chokehold rn