#but it would be so hot though

[arawsuu]

Save me Astarion..

Astarion save me.,.,

Astarion...

#bg3 barking #art wip #hes pretty but im dying man #i was rendering and then realized i needed to redo his body #and then i started that and got distracted #went back to rendering #forgot to line the body #zoomed out #said fuck #its been a hot minute of struggling let me tell you #astarion #figured i would post SOMETHING #this is going to patreon only though so sorry babes

[paintpanic]

CONCEPT: fucked up evil dimension not unlike the mirror world in which every character is the bizarre fandom-ized version of themselves.

#kirby series #i'm poking a little fun at you guys. some of the people in this fandom draw characters Strangely. #i'm not excluded from this i know how off-model i draw the ranza. #why do people draw ddd like that though. is it meant to be hot??? i can't see any other reason one would do it so strangely. #that's enough out of me. no more tags!

[sittinginsunflowers]

I know we’ve been begging for a Murph DM season for years now and I would still kill to see it but idk man I think we’ve been dropping the ball. Something about Zac Oyama behind that screen looked right

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #zac oyama #brian murphy #brennan lee mulligan #intrepid heroes #honestly I would die to see any of the intrepid heroes dm on d20 and get to use that production budget #but Zac actually sorta led Beardsley to a rational enough place in truly the wildest moment I’ve ever seen #and even though he was clearly still doing a bit it really made me curious what a campaign in d20’s style from him would look like #it feels like the ultimate love letter to have one of them dm for brennan’s world at the series he built #it made Brennan so emotional to see Matt play in his world I can only imagine how proud he’d feel to see one of the intrepid heroes do it #(also yes I do think each and every one of them would look hot running shit and ruining brennan’s life) #anyway! I love when new people come to play or take on new roles! more please!

[darlingod]

It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.

Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.

Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.

I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.

#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED #at least it was the right their😭😭 #THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO #like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings #if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain #she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her #like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation #HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION #but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves #that they have the same heart #(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk) #but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable #Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk #though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal #he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him #because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him #and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer #queen of nothing #the cruel prince #the wicked king #Jude Duarte #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #tfota #I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov #also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO #confidence is key

[musubiki]

thinking about if cat-mochi had a fluffy tail to match her actual hair

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tcwg #tmaomal #mochi #art #ocs #original #cat girl mochi #its been a while since i drew solo mochi #or cat mochi #the pose is highly correlated with the last post because i drew this first and thought (haha lime would be so into this) #sweet hot angel.............. #got rid of her cat-ness in the other post though because the tail blocked the view ....

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #carey mulligan #giffing this again? why yes of course!!! #for the first gif... i was gonna just have the tv screen with ten moving #and everything else would have been static #but you could really tell the rest of the gif wasn't 'moving' and i didn't like that lol #so i had to cut out the 'more like a big ball' part #even though last time i could have every frame in it #since i used to cut down the gif height to 225px...... #ANYWAYS #i got all the report cards done today!! #and then i went out to reward myself with a fancy hot chocolate #it was very tasty #ok good night friends!! hope you all had a good day

[the-chicken-or-the-banana]

i feel like neil is the type to make the most horrendous food combinations known to humanity that actually turn out to be good? like he's used to living off of scraps so he'll find leftovers or random snacks around the dorm and make absolutly monstrous mixtures

andrew and kevin refuse to touch them at first but matt's always there for his buddy, so he'll try it, cry to dan about how good it is, she'll eat it, and then eventually everyone jumps on the bandwagon. one day neil wakes up in the middle of the night and finds andrew and kevin sitting on the kitchen counter scarfing down his newest concoction with way too much gusto for people who claimed they'd never touch his shit food (but they'll deny it if you ask)

#inspired by my friend who recommended me to eat hot cheetos with cream cheese #i'm so scared #like how desperate would someone have to be to discover that combo #this is accurate to the college diet though #i too only have takis and moist bread in my dorm #fridge is filled to the brim with various brands of coffee drinks #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #matt boyd #dan wilds #the foxes #aftg headcanon #aftg hc #andreil #psu foxes

[sharoscylla]

I feel like…….. Ratboy Tommy would be so intimidated by @meanbossart ‘s DU Drow but also the mental image of them running into one another at some sort of function made me laugh so hard I wanted to draw it. Poor Tommy lmao. Poor DU Drow frankly that guy has enough problems without a self-loathing half Drow going “oh my god my dad’s right about Drow being scary as hell”

Maybe there’s a tavs and durges bathhouse… that would be fun lmao

#fanart #my art #bg3 #bg3 ocs #bg3 durge #bg3 tav #bg3 drow #Tommy’s like six feet tall DU Drow is just like enormous imo #poor Tommy he’s just like. the most anxious ranger in the universe #he would hate a bathhouse but it would be so funny to make him use one #tommy bb you gotta let someone wash your hair…. #Ripley’s lovin the bathhouse though she never gets to chill in a hot tub she needs it #ratboy tommy

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

finally what youve all been waiting for..... dazai fucking dies 💖

#'wasnt exactly a cakewalk though' 'so the demon needs a clown' 'hes got the entire japanese government by the balls' #'didnt you lock the door' 'sure did! *drops like a stone*' 'i expected your ~special knife~ would deal me a nasty wound but.. poison?' #hes so funny #also #'i hope atsushi and the others are safe' kms #anyway hes soooo hot when he dies waow #posting posting 💕 #bsdrewatch2023 #swearing cw

[comradekatara]

i feel like in every “yue lives” au i’ve seen, the presupposition is that if yue had remained human, she would’ve joined the gaang and/or become chief of the nwt, or otherwise found agency through means beyond spiritual transcendence. and i just don’t think that’s true, or frankly, very interesting. yue becoming the moon spirit is both tragic because she is sacrificing her life for the sake of the world, but also celebratory because it implies a reclamation of agency (as illustrated by her choice to kiss sokka) as a spirit who possesses capabilities beyond the very narrow & stifling limitations imposed on her as a princess. supposing that arnook was a slightly better tactician (realized that letting sokka, the only warrior who actually has an any intel on & experience with the leaders of the siege, lead the mission to assassinate zhao, while prioritizing hahn’s safety as future chief, was a better call than sacrificing hahn and limiting sokka; using waterbenders to create icebergs to sink the fleet before they arrived at the wall; etc.), meaning zhao did not actually kill hahn/tui, leads to a scenario wherein yue marries hahn and hahn eventually becomes chief. imo that possibility would lead to a far more complex, compelling exploration of yue and her relationships than a revisionist whitewashing of the darker implications of yue’s character, wherein she is magically granted agency & power because we want good things for our perfect babygirl. or maybe i just love darkness, suffering, & tragedy… who can say

#thinking about the sokkayue adultery au that lives in my head #(to be clear he is not cheating on suki they are in an open relationship. but yue IS cheating on hahn) #the dark fucked up companion to ‘sokka and yue reunite in the spirit world’ #if i wrote that it would be nonlinear and so epic. you just have to take my word for it though #yue #sokkaxyue #hahn #arnook #sokka #AUs #hot takes

[cherrywhite]

Congratulations hayward and carpenter for doing absolutely nothing this episode. I think it's high time THEY get to be silly while other characters get to go through the worst experience of their lives. You know, as a treat

#the silt verses #[pulling out my bulletin board] actually my hot take is that I think their inclusion was so masterfully done #(idk if this is a hot take I haven't gone in the tags yet) #bc I did sit there the entire episode waiting for them to sweep in and save seb and dev #and idk i love that it didn't happen. bc carpenter and hayward are just two people in the grand scheme of things #or that carpenter being placed on the ground floor with hayward on the topmost one would be important #and we'd have to add another tally to carpenter's Awful Run In with Other Gods score #also that we get to see more opinions of the wound tree #bc we've gotten die hard supports and ppl vehemently against it. it's nice to see every day ppl who are just. kindly about it #that think it's brave even though they don't do more #also if i had a nickel for every time schnapps was in a podcast episode released this week. I'd have two nickels

[ozzieinspacetime]

"Oh don't change the gender of Benedict's love interest! Sophie should be a girl!!!" Just because you are Annoying I hope Shonda makes him a man and I hope they get suuuuuper lovey dovey and gay with ZERO side plots. I hope Benedict gets a husband. I hope his queerness changes the entire narrative and they have to rewrite the start of Hyacinth's (?) love story because of it. Fuck you.

#like obvious bi men can have. wives thats not even a debate #but like. JUST because so many people are against him getting with a guy. i hope they make Sophie a man #just for the love of god make him gay!! let him be gay again guys!!!!!!!! #like cool sexy this arty guy is getting with women whatever. can he not kiss a man though at least one time #anyway mutuals im sorry for brigerton posting it wont happen again!! #im just mad that im never going to get a gay regency smooch to project onto #benedict bridgerton #brigerton #adding to this do you even get how hot a gay masquerade scene would be. Can the straight middle aged women in this fandom even comprehend it

[sexynetra]

She’s the only woman ever. To me.

#she is the number one queen of my heart #if I wasn’t so dedicated to my already established brand I would alter my account to show that #but I am sexynetra the people know me #mayhaps I’ll change photos soon though #but I took my profile pic so I’m biased towards it #anyways #I love her so much #look how hot and sexy she is #:) #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #ukvtw2 #ukvtw #drag race France #drf #La grande dame

[housecow]

Are you worried about long term health consequences of being so fat? I mean it’s hot but still.

oh yeah 😭😭 i actually had a huge medical phobia growing up (i would have fainting episodes in the lobby lmfao)—but honestly i plan on trying to mitigate it if i can? i try to stay active and believe it or not i make attempts to stay away from sugar… regular dr’s appointments, supplements, staying hydrated… fat people in my family generally live until their 70s so i have a good shot at being relatively healthy for a while haha

#ngl i would lose a good amount of weight if i really had to #but idk if i would like being at a smaller size #and like. i wanna have kids so even though it’s hot i don’t think i could get as big as to limit my mobility #also can’t lie. a reduction is always on the table #i don’t think i want one now but after kids. perhaps #talk #ask

[befuddled-calico-whump]

Riot Kings, page 3E

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#🥺 poor mel (i say as i torment him) #whump art #whump comic #bruised #blindfolded #psychological whump #begging #fear #shaking #man she's so hot though #10/10 would take her bouldering #riotkings #melchiorgoesbrr

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance