when I was younger I spent too much time on rp chat sites, and one time I was John F. Kennedy and this stranger asked me what it felt like to get my head blown off or something. Like genuinly. And, idk I’m 14 years old. Anyways, I gave them a very non-problematic, artistic, answer, something like “I felt a breeze of fresh air and remembered my childhood” etc etc. And the stranger replied “that’s beautiful” and I replied “actually it was head hurtyyy head owwiee” and they replied by saying that I should be ashamed of myself for desecrating his memory or whatever. First of all, I have no excuse but it’s funny, and second of all, who asks that? What was it like to die? Nobody knows
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I know Westeros is very different from irl but it’s so fucking funny listening to cats inner monologue judging Lysa about “babying” her epileptic 6 year old
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This is Chuuya: he likes his personal space
This is Dazai: he also likes Chuuya’s personal space
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Yuu: Mmmmm, tea.
Kalim: Oh, hey Yuu! What are you drinking?
Yuu: Sweet tea, it’s a popular drink where I’m from. Want to have a try?
Kalim: Sure! I can never say no to tea, especially if it’s sweet!
Kalim:
Kalim: Why is it cold?
Yuu: Because it’s sweet tea? Wh- Oh! Sorry Kalim, forgot to say that it’s iced. Kind of weird that no one ever thought to drink iced tea before- Kalim?
Kalim: This is…a disgrace! Who drinks tea cold?! Yuu, we need to make proper tea, stat!
Yuu: Wait, what?
Kalim: Don’t worry, Yuu! I’ll show you how to make proper sweet tea!
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Natsu being older than Lucy is a headcanon engraved into my brain
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No body:
Angry KickinChicken
Bubba, not even looking up from his book: whatever you say honey 
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The fact that Leah and Aryan are dressed somewhat normally and then Walker literally came in full character is hilarious to me.
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Growing up is getting diagnosed with adhd/add/neurodivergence in your early adulthood, and one by one seeing all your favourite YouTubers you watched religiously as a kid come out and say they are too, making a lot of things, make a LOT of sense, in the process.
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Charlie: You need to burn some of that nervous energy. Going out might help.
Angel Dust: I did go out. I went to the park.
Charlie: Good. I hope you got something from it.
Angel Dust: I did, actually.
Angel Dust: (pulls out Fat Nuggets) This pig!
Charlie:
Charlie: I love him already.
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The appeal of wolfwren is looking at two very dysfunctional lesbians and knowing that together they’ll either heal and love each other or crash and burn spectacularly, and either way it’s gonna be intense as hell so buckle up and have some fun while the emotional roller coaster lasts before sobbing yourself to sleep. And it doesn’t matter what kind of interactions they have onscreen it’s going in the edit cuz ✨the tension is there I swear CANT YOU FEEL IT✨
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Denethor II: roast your son? more like roast your son
Faramir: father please stop
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time zones are so funny. about every hour i see a new influx of happy new year posts and my ass stuck here at 2:35 pm on the 31st still. y’all living in the future without me? sobbing
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If I had A nickel for EVERYTIME twst sent A Japanese message for A character bday I would have 2 nickels which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice
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Ah, invertebrates… wait what-
This factoid should NOT be this funny to me like it’s not a full on cackling type of funny more like an I’ve been thinking about it for several hours occasionally giggling and it makes me happy funny, like something about this is just amusing
I couldn’t put it into words so have a picture
So basically uhh ghosts don’t have spine
onl.y.. invertebrates not have spine.
invertebrates.. are bugs.. and worms… and crabs..
so… is ghost = worm?
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My mom found some garden mushrooms
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