#captain piett

[spitzobsessed]

It's a game and it's called "Spot the dead man walking"

Fanart/illustration for @jackdaw-kraai 's "How To Reinvent Stormtrooper Armour" featuring (left to right):

the man who I imagined different(!) aka General Veers,

Axilaan pirate-hunter whose canon version isn't a good character, aka Captain Piett,

our favourite homicidal asthmatic cyborg also known as Darth Vader,

and he whose mustach lowest ranks make fun of, aka Admiral Ozzel.

progress shots under the cut

I had to learn how to draw men, Vader, Vader's mask, and background for this one, but colouring part was relaxing enough it was all worth it.

I know main characters of The Guides are essentially Luke and Vader, but I really enjoyed the interactions between Veers and Piett, most hilarious being Veers & Piett VS Ozzel and Veers & Piett & Vader VS Ozzel.

#art #digital art #spitz art #star wars #star wars art #star wars fanart #fanart #illustration #fic illustration #the guides verse #darth vader #admiral piett #captain piett #general veers #admiral ozzel

[pianopadawan]

Captain Piett: Rebel Hunter page 1

Captain Piett, loyal Imperial Basset Hound, takes on the very important task of hunting down Rebel Scum. He's got their scent. They won't escape him. If this mission goes well, he shall receive a promotion and, more importantly, extra treats.

Page 1; Page 2; Page 3; Page 4

(Please don't repost! Reblogs are appreciated though!)

#admiral piett #firmus piett #captain piett #imperial dogs #my art #star wars art #basset hound #basset piett

[gramriel]

Ozzel: I’d like to be perceived as a real ass bitch in a fake ass world.

Vader: *tangible disappointment*

Veers: Well that’s not how we perceive you, Admiral.

Piett: I need a 45 minute nap to process that.

#please help piett escape this asshole #darth vader #captain piett #general veers #admiral ozzel #star wars #my post

[musewrangler]

Ozzel had ordered him down to the planet’s surface in order to facilitate the loading and retreat of the army and its equipment. He was rather certain that there ought to be smoother communication and collaboration between the army and the navy for something like this, but as he was only two months into his assignment on Executor, straight from being recruited out of the Axxilan fleet, he didn’t know all the history.

And choosing him of all people to organize a rather gargantuan task, was just another way for the Admiral to see if he could crush Piett.

He tilted his chin.

Not likely. The galaxy had been an unforgiving and challenging place before this assignment—Ozzel wasn’t special.

#whumptober 2023 #no.15 #suppressed suffering #I’m fine #star wars #fan fic #firmus piett #captain piett #general veers #maximilian veers #darth vader #Colonel Travis OC #sergeant havell oc #first meeting #angst #army vs navy #Piett is competent #beginning of a beautiful friendship

[fandomsniper]

Imp memes part 3 (I think so)

#star wars #firmus piett #admiral piett #general veers #maximilian veers #moff jerjerrod #tiaan jerjerrod #conan antonio motti #orson krennic #thrawn #wilhuff tarkin #star wars memes #star wars original trilogy #original trilogy #memes #captain needa #lorth needa #imperial memes

[ask-sad-ghost-piett]

Imperial Officers with Realistic Lifestyles Only - Rebel Scum and Captain Needa DNI

#admiral piett #galactic empire #star wars crack #firmus piett #parody account #captain needa #ghostly polls

[tsukuyomi42]

Imperial Chibis: May the 4th be with you!

The chibis got together to celebrate this special day!

HAPPY MAY THE 4TH!!

#my mind strikes back #it was Vader's idea #and for some reason thrawn agreed #krennic is in danger here #but he didn't noticed yet #tarkin is only here because vader asked nicely #captain needa #lorth needa #firmus piett #maximilian veers #darth vader #wilhuff tarkin #orson krennic #thrawn #gilad pellaeon #eli vanto #admiral motti #tiaan jerjerrod #veers x piett #chibi imperials

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

I don’t take criticism

#star wars #galactic empire #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes #firmus piett #admiral piett #maximilian veers #general veers #moff jerjerrod #tiaan jerjerrod #captain needa #lorth needa #conan antonio motti #admiral motti #director krennic #orson krennic #admiral ozzel #source: the internet

[asking-for-apologies]

Hello Holonet - I have been told that polls are a good way to settle disputes fairly.

-Captain L. Needa

#admiral piett #captain needa #star wars crack #galactic empire #imperial officer #firmus piett

[moff-times]

#wilhuff tarkin #natasi daala #ysanne isard #maximillian veers #orson krennic #captain needa #firmus piett #tiaan jerjerrod #sw memes #sw shitpost #galactic empire

[jt-319]

Darth Vader and the Cafpot Mystery

Vader: So...Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just wanna know

Needa: I did. I broke it—

Vader: No. No you didn’t. Tom?

Venka: Don’t look at me. Look at Veers

Veers: What?! I didn’t break it!

Venka: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Veers: Because it’s sitting right infront of us, and it’s broken

Venka: ...Suspicious

Veers: No, it’s not

Piett: If it matters, probably not, but Motti was the last one to use it

Motti: LIAR! I don’t even drink that crap!

Piett: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the caf cart earlier?

Motti: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, FIRMUS

Needa: Ok, ok. Let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, my lord

Vader: NO! Who broke it?!

Veers: ...My lord?...Jerjerrod’s been awfully quiet

Jerjerrod: REALLY-

Veers: Yeah, really-

Jerjerrod: -OH MY GOD

Everyone: *Arguing in the background

Vader: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it

A dumb idea parody of Parks & Rec

Some explanations bc my overthinking demanded at the last sec:

I knew @musewrangler Venka’s first name is also Tom and I didn’t know who else to fill in

I like Venka anyway

I also know we know Vader doesn’t have actual hands but again, I didn’t know what else to do. It still fits tho :P

Reading a lot of theirs and @madelgard and gang’s fics triggered my brain to compile this

And I happened to be watching the original clip at random

#star wars #parks and rec #darth vader #firmus piett #maximilian veers #conan antonio motti #tiaan jerjerrod #lorth needa #captain venka #parody #just absolute chaos #sry not sry #i should be sleeping #the power of adhd #without the h #i still dk how to tag

[pianopadawan]

I felt the need to make this alignment chart...

Palpatine is just having a good time ruining the galaxy. Look at that smile.

#galactic empire #star wars meme #admiral piett #grand moff tarkin #general veers #moff jerjerrod #moff gideon #admiral motti #inquisitor reva #captain needa #darth vader #grand admiral thrawn #director krennic #emperor palpatine #character alignment

[gramriel]

Piett: My mom is calling...hi mom.

Jerjerrod: Come on guys, stop. He's talking to his mom.

Motti: *loud fake sexual noises*

Veers: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Needa: *is asleep*

Thrawn: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

#love how these incredibly competent imperials lose all their braincells when they're together #firmus piett #tiaan jerjerrod #conan antonio motti #maximilian veers #captain needa #thrawn #star wars #my post

[musewrangler]

Luke watched the battle anxiously, absolutely sick with fear for Ben. The man in black looked so very scary and he was big and powerful.

Further he had armed soldiers with him. Even if Ben somehow beat the man, he’d be shot immediately.

Luke closed his eyes, trying to reach for the power Ben told him he had. He knew he could feel…something…but he couldn’t touch it. It was like an item on a shelf just out of his reach.

Quite suddenly he felt a surge of alarm and he snapped his eyes open to realize that the small officer was mere feet from him. The one who’d ordered the men not to point their weapons at Luke.

“Hello,” he said cautiously, keeping both hands out where Luke could see them. “I’m not here to hurt you, son.”

Luke scoffed at him.

“Oh yeah? Then what’s going on down there? I should trust people who are trying to kill Ben?”

The man’s lean face took on a resigned look. “Fair point. But I’d like to make sure that you are safe. As you can see—-”

He trailed off and slung his rifle over his head and into his hands. Luke jerked his own gaze to where the man was looking, and to his horror saw streams of black clad troops entering the cavern led by a woman with skin like Fellarian chocolate. But her aura was anything but soothing and warm. She bore a strange and different red blade and didn’t even say anything as she attacked the man fighting Ben from behind.

#whumptober 2022 #no.4 #hidden injury #fanfic #Star Wars #star wars original trilogy #kenobi series #firmus piett #captain piett #luke skywalker #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #darth vader #reva sevander #third sister #suitless vader #child luke skywalker #Anakin’s done with Sheev #star wars au

[oh-great-authoress]

I hope that Kenneth Colley knows just how beloved he is to many Star Wars fans—I mean, the man had such little screen time, but my goodness, he truly made an impact!

Kenneth Colley might never have achieved the fame he deserves, but because of him, Admiral Piett will always be my number one Original Trilogy Imperial Officer Blorbo.

#number two is general veers number three is captain needa #star wars #kenneth colley #admiral piett #admiral firmus piett #firmus piett

[fandomsniper]

I really love incorrect quotes, did you notice?

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Motti, rising his glass in a toast: I'd like to say something about my wonderful sexy husband

Jerjerrod, sinking in his seat: Oh no...

Motti: Tiaan, you make my life hard and my dick harder. I love you *drains his glass in one go*

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Piett: *mumbling and strangely moving around*

Needa: What are you doing?

Piett: Summoning Satan.

Veers: Why would you want to see Ozzel so early in the morning?

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Needa: You have to apologize to Motti.

Veers: Fine.

Veers: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Tarkin: Orson...

Krennic: Oh no, you said 'Orson' in B flat.

Krennic: You're disappointed.

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Piett: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Max!

Veers: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Piett: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Veers: Wow. They sound stupid.

Piett: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Veers: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Piett: I guess you’re right. Hey Max, I love you.

Veers: See! Just say that!

Piett: Holy fucking shit.

Veers: If that flies over their head then, sorry Fir, but they're too dumb for you.

Piett: Max.

#star wars #star wars original trilogy #firmus piett #admiral piett #maximilian veers #star wars incorrect quotes #general veers #orson krennic #director krennic #wilhuff tarkin #grand moff tarkin #tiaan jerjerrod #moff jerjerrod #conan antonio motti #lorth needa #captain needa #star wars imperials #motti x jerjerrod #veers x piett #tarkrennic