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charmedslayer · 2 years
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CHARMED (1998-2006) Dream Sorcerer
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buffysource · 1 month
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Buffy, maintaining a normal social life as a Slayer… is problematic at best.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
1.05 | Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
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syfysource · 9 months
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Merlin 1.05 Lancelot
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Thank you, Maurice, for your hearty et ceteras!
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spuffygifs · 2 years
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | S1E5: Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
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marthaskane · 2 years
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Temporary blindness is a symptom of mild concussion. You're gonna be fine.
PRIMEVAL (2007-2011) ↳ Series 1, Episode 5
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avadaniels · 6 months
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I will work harder than anyone to make this a show that I am proud of. But you want a show that perpetuates the myth that women are imbeciles and the biggest decision of their day is what color they’re gonna paint their nails. I will not do that, and there is no amount of menace that will change my mind.
BRIE LARSON as ELIZABETH ZOTT Lessons in Chemistry 1x05 “CH₃COOH”
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emonydeborah · 8 months
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snw episodes rated by Una
in which Una is my unit of measurement, not that this is what she would think of the events
All from memory bc who has time
SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING
1x01: she’s literally the catalyst for getting Chris off his butt and the whole episode. Barely in it but she did all the detective work for everybody. “Somehow I knew you would” with the little smile and “La’an!” in the softest voice immediately established both relationships and my abiding love for her. She’s literally driving the plot but still not there much; 6/10.
1x02: she shares some LooksTM with Chris. Chris was slightly subdued at one (1) dinner party and Una went something is deeply wrong. Chris is sad and Una tells him to live his gosh darn life. Pretty sure she flies the ship a bit. She’s here. Can’t complain. 6/10.
1x03: OOOOHOHO here we go. Whatever camera angle it is that shoots from the floor to watch people walk away and makes them look tall was excellently utilized. Girl was STRIDING everywhere. Hauled a grown man over her shoulder and was greeted with the shock and awe she deserved. Told her biggest secret (!!!!) to help the crew!!! bc she would sacrifice herself for them!!!!! also she googled her glowworm episode like it had not happened her whole life (which I will accept as a writer thing. but she really looked at a picture of someone glowing bc of an infection and went 😮). Girlie managed a whole ship of sedated/crazy people and did not let anyone jump into the sun/warp core. Had a deep talk with La’an and revealed more of their shared history. Stunning. 10/10.
1x04 another case of I can’t complain. As my favorite character I want her to be happy, but I will take some internal bleeding and other catastrophic injuries. As a treat. The sheer power of ordering the medical staff to give away her blood transfusion and then knocking herself out before they could argue. Unparalleled. Had no impact on the main plot but what she did do in her sphere of influence was important and exemplary. I’ll take it. 7/10.
1x05: back at it again with the b-plot but I AM HERE FOR IT. GIVE ME LA’AN AND UNA BEING GOOFY. Loved the death glare at Joseph so he would confess and how she pretended not to be huffy about her nickname. La’an went can we… play a game… and Una went YEs sounds educational. For science. The look of absolute shock and betrayal when La’an shot her and her little “ow.” “People are idiots. You’re fun.” La’an went lol my childhood was a bleak horror scape and Una went absolutely NOT I’m going to commit crimes to rectify this. I like people having wacky misadventures while the plot is plotting somewhere. 8/10.
1x06 Chris forgot her name. She had to leave so she wouldn’t verbally tear him to shreds in front of his crew. Most likely explanation. Where was she I miss her. 4/10.
1x07: she locked the pirates out of the ship!!! We love a competent first officer shooting people on her bridge. She shook her head half an inch and Spock went absolutely whatever you say. Chris was thrown to the floor in front of her and she crossed her arms and watched him get up. “We’re starting a mutiny.” "Someone's breaking the rules today." Legitimately appreciated her teamwork with Chris in planting the mutiny idea. Would love to see it again sometime. 7/10.
1x08: bow and arrow. She checked on Joseph after and I appreciated that they carried that through from her finding out about Rukiya before. Una was here but she wasn't Una. Also. If we're real she wasn't really there. I liked the eye shadow though. 5/10.
1x09: "you should really try the omelet." The breakfast scene is my favorite and in fact the only scene. Nothing else happened with Hemmer or Spock or anyone. Really short episode. I would have liked to have seen her face when Chris snapped the tongs. She tried to follow the shuttle to the surface with scans and Chris went nah babe we're fine. Let her do her job Chris. Breakfast scene 10/10. Episode 5/10.
1x10: notable by her absence. She checked on Chris and once again told him to live his life. She's not there in the future but I won't take points for that because Chris immediately went where is my bestie. I cannot function without my work wife where is she. Her arrest kick-started the series and for our cliffhanger she was arrested again. I'm sensing a theme. What will they incarcerate her for next and how will Chris break her out this time. I will always appreciate Chris going absolutely feral for his first officer/life partner. 9/10.
2x01: prison. She tells Chris not to be stupid and he goes don't tell me what to do *cough* I love you *cough* Not a strong start for our girl but I trust her to overcome. Once again Chris is going off on a mission to save her. Lost points for the brevity of her appearance and the weird black jumpsuit. 4/10.
2x02: Girl sat in a chair and watched her friends say nice things about her for days. I would shrivel up and die. Una looks teary. Her lawyer put some heat on a guy who said he would NEVER hire Una if he knew her real race and Una said that was too mean leave him alone. La'an confessed her feelings in public. Spock gave the whole courtroom a heart attack to make Una smile. Chris hugged her looking panicky. please don't go away again. Una looked at Chris like she wanted to kiss him or perhaps sip one milkshake through two straws. The whole episode is about how great she is. 15/10.
2x03: unfortunately for most of this episode she did not exist. Liked the professional and sassy attitude towards Pelia but I must reduce points for Una not existing. 2/10.
2x04: Una succumbed to a disease she should canonically be immune to. Fridged almost immediately. Chris said I need some good fighters and took his doctor instead of his super strong first officer who was familiar with the terrain. Una called Chris out on relationship nonsense like the og she is but this cannot repair the damage. Drove me to writing fix-it fic. -10/10.
2x05: Una is canonically one of the girls. She hangs out with some very specific junior officers including her emotionally constipated son and her traumatized daughter. She laughs very loudly and I like to think the writers are purposefully making her more open now that people know her genetics secret. Tells Mr. Spock how to be a Vulcan. Part of a lineup to talk to Spock and is a head taller than the rest of the line. All in all a great time. 9/10.
2x06: she yells at her former professor who is also thousands of years old. I would simply perish. "yoU HaVe CruMBs oN yOuR uNifOrM" Starfleet said we need someone to get this defunct and thus far unmanageable station up and running. Send Una. "Oh good, I was afraid I'd miss the speech." Rebecca Romijn note- she is nine inches taller than Carol Kane, but she manages to look/act a lot younger and smaller than normal. Pelia takes about 14 seconds to get Una teary eyed. "My final paper was METICULOUSLY researched." 8/10.
2x07: "That's ridiculous, we can't just 'Not Look.'" "Like... a p i n - u p p o s t e r?" Girl is constantly baffled the whole time. One (1) young man was unnerved by her and she went he knows how I die. She then winked at him and he almost had a stroke. We see a picture of her as she is idolized in the future. Excellent. Different flavor than 2x06 but still 8/10.
2x08: lots of Significant Eye Contact with Chris. She said if you don't get this ship where it's going asap I will revoke your command and drive us there myself. "Everyone is on their own journey." I feel like she knows Joseph murdered a man in sickbay but we don't know for sure. She's out here being a competent first officer and telling the captain how the crew is feeling. I like the reminder of her priorities. Chris is here to explore and it's Una's job to make sure he has a functional crew to do so. 6/10.
2x09: Una Chin-Riley, musical theater nerd, had the absolute time of her life and I am so happy for her. Girl JUMPED into that first song with much soulful pushing of buttons. "A surprisingly beautiful baritone." Chris asked Uhura the singer how musicals work and Una answered. Is feeling her feelings so much these days she started singing about her job. Waltzed through the halls with James T Kirk. La'an went I would like to not do this please and Una said feel your feelings. Fly away with me. Accept yourself. Love yourself. "You came in here hot. On fire. It's making me sweat." The whole ship is singing and La'an is making friends. This was the best day of Una's life. 1000/10.
2x10: Una volunteered for a dangerous forbidden mission to save her husband's gf and spent the whole time stalking around the bridge like a tiger or a mom looking for sales at Target and giving hopeful speeches. She did tell Spock his gf might be dead but if you want to look for her go for it champ. "ORDERS CAPTAIN" Chris is hanging on by a thread. Una is the thread. Not a great end if I'm honest but she did look fantastic walking around murderously. 5/10.
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starforgedthor · 7 months
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chapter 1 of 2 out for this angst/hurtcomfort fic i was possessed to write about how much sam loves his brother and that luke is all he has left. ch1 is very fluffy if you don't think about the implications. ch 2 will build on that but include emma/sam. please feel free to leave a comment and let me know what you think, its mostly built on headcanons and ch1 technically has no spoilers for 1x05 (ch2 will)
i'd choose you in a hundred lifetimes on AO3
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mrs-nate-humphrey · 6 months
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i hope I’m not bothering you by asking but i was just wondering about if they didn’t forget that dan and jenny were siblings in s3 (but still without changing the actual plot of the season tho, so like extra scenes) how do you think they would interact and scenes w/ them would be like? because i’m literally thinking about any time they ever interacted in s3 and the only two i can think of are a) in the episode of everyone trying to stop jenny from losing her virginity (which is weird) dan talks to jenny for two seconds before going over to vanessa and b) dan punching ch*ck (which was v satisfying to watch but like, any scene of them actually talking beforehand would’ve been great, thanks)
hiii you're not bothering me at all! i'm a bit late to respond to this because of like, medical reasons (all good now!) but i did want to respond to this eventually. i feel like i have already said something about the humphrey sibs but it's genuinely been so long that i barely remember what i said.
disclaimer that it is fuck o' clock in the morning so im not sure how coherent this ask is, also disclaimer that i havent watched gg in a while so i may be a lil out of touch.
trusting my mutuals to respond if anything i said makes no sense though kldfhgfdkl y'all know who you are you are the real ones
i think it'd be complicated but interesting if the humphrey sibs were there for each other consistently, because s3 is features queen jenny, and dan & vanessa being closer-than-before in uni, so i think there is some amount of distance in both their lives in terms of like. wondering why the other is doing whatever it is that they're doing. they're not both in high school any more, hell, they don't even live together any more, and dan for the first time in his life is a popular kid! jenny seems to be on top of the social hierarchy but of course nothing comes without a price! so there's like an inherent newness to both their situations which is unrelatable to the other. like however much dan wants to help jenny, or jenny wants to understand dan, they're both living thru stuff the other hasn't been through & so on. theyre in different eras of their lives, etc etc.
which isn't to say that they can't support each other, but it is to say that what that support would look like would be messy and confusing, i feel. they would have to actively learn how to be there for each other, or whatever else. there would be a learning period and also a "oh, you're not actually happy? i thought you were finally thriving what's wrong" kind of thing from dan @ jenny, possibly. because s3 is sad like that, it's a good time for dan (mostly??) and a horrible time for jenny.
i do think dan would not be okay with the way everyone is being oddly sexual towards jenny re: her virginity but like we see in 1x05 where he tells her off in front of her friends for wearing a dress that he compares to a cocktail napkin, sometimes he just .... does not realise that he is doing more harm than good/being misogynistic, etc. but as an anon once pointed out on here to me, comparing s1 dan to s3 dan isn't fair, because by the time we reach s3 dan HAS grown a lot as a character, and i honestly headcanon him to be far more feminist & thoughtful in how he treats the women in his life at that stage, compared to s1. so while i DO think he would take serious offense at how everyone treats jenny, i don't think he would fight for her in an obvious, confrontational way?
like. vanessa would. vanessa would literally SAY "what are you doing this is weird and invasive and creepy" but dan is non-confrontational to a fault. i do think he would like... do something about it in some other way, best case scenario talk about it to serenate alone, later, and tell them off, worst case scenario, classic gossip girl revenge plot where he gets them to break up or something silly like that. idk. don't look at me.
another thing that i think would be important / interesting is like. examining how all these relationships interact keeping the sibling bond in mind. because there was sooo much serena vs jenny tension in s3 and i feel it would've been interesting to actively explore how that was impacting both eric AND dan.
from an extra scenes perspective, i think honestly there would be? should be? conflict AND support. jenny's whole thing this season is that she is lashing out at her support system, isolating, trying to prove a point to the people around her. dan, as her big brother, is going to be extra protective probably, maybe even in ways that bristle her and piss her off. but at the end of the day, dan will drop anything & everything to be there for jenny (this is literally what we see of him in the pilot, in 1x01, so i think it's a foundational aspect of his character) so i think even if she tries to get him to fuck off, he will always love her & be there for her. unlike rufus humphrey, which im stil salty about.
oh, and that too. that's something i think about a lot. dan is caught in a strange space where his dad is civil to him but shitty to jenny, and... how does he navigate that? so much of jenny's behaviour in s3 makes sense to me when we look at the things she went thru in s1 and s2. so, for an interesting humphrey sibs arc i think the cumulative effect of all that keeping in mind how dan was / where he was at different points in jenny's story? and vice versa? those are things that can be layered and emphasized on to add more depth.
so yeah, sibling fights, sibling reconciliation, "what the fuck are you doing with your life" followed by "im sorry i did/said that, it was out of line for me" and maybe some gg schemery of taking down girls who are mean to jenny or getting georgie to leave dan alone together.
hope this answers it !I i am aware it is all over the place, hehe. whoops.
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sunnydaleherald · 3 months
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The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Friday, January 19
Drusilla lowers the stake and takes the few steps over to Buffy. DRUSILLA: Happy Birthday, Buffy.
~~Surprise~~ Happy Birthday today to Buffy Anne Summers, who turns 43!
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mini fic for 1x05 Never Kill a Boy on the First Date by caricature-of-fic (Buffy, Willow, G)
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ageless-aislynn · 2 years
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Aislynn’s Halo Fic Masterlist
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Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 x Cortana
“A Request” Rated T (PG13) one-shot, 879 words Summary: “That was a pretty close call today, Chief.” Cortana wants to have a heart-to-heart. Master Chief just wants to take his shower in peace.
“Side Effect” Rated E (NC17) 3 chapters, complete,  6,411 words See full details under the John/Kai category but chapter 1 is definitely John/Cortana. Mind the warnings and tags. This is very explicit, for 18+ only.
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Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 x Kai-125
“Answer Enough” Rated T (PG13) 2 chapters, complete, 879 words Summary: It left a heavy sensation behind her sternum to have so much, so suddenly that she couldn’t share with the other members of Silver Team. Not the members who were present, anyway. A little peek inside of what Kai-125 might be thinking in between episodes 1x04 and 1x05.
“Side Effect” Rated E (NC17) 3 chapters, complete,  6,411 words Summary: In ch 1, (John/Cortana focused) John deals with a certain physical effect from removing his hormone pellet. Hormones, y'all. *waggles eyebrows* 😜 Luckily, Cortana is there to help. 😉  In ch 2, John and Kai embark on a little... hormone pellet-free experimentation with help from their wingwoman, Cortana. 😉 [Note: Text available only at AO3 but comments/reblogs/etc are welcome at Tumblr as well. I just worried about the read more cut failing because this is very explicit. Definitely do mind the warnings and tags. Feel free to ask if you need more information. For 18+ only.]
“His” Rated T (PG13) one-shot, 1,173 words Summary: Diverging from the events of 1x06, Silver Team and the UNSC have returned alone to Reach after losing the second artifact to the Covenant on Eridanus II. Kai-125 muses over her relationship with John-117. An experimental, AU dialogue-free fic.
“First Aid” Rated M (R) one-shot, 1,168 words Summary: Master Chief has been poisoned and only an... unconventional treatment can save his life. Luckily, he's got Kai - and Cortana - there to help him. Note: This is more suggestive than graphic. I initially rated this T (PG13) but opted to go to M (R) just to be safe. 😉
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Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 x Reader
“No Time” Rated T (PG13) one-shot, female or gender neutral Reader, 1,429 words Summary: You knew eventually the study would end and John would be suppressed again before being sent back out on the front line. He wouldn’t think of you fondly. He probably wouldn’t think of you at all. So the best you could do was make the most of this chance, enjoy this moment in time together, so that when it was over, when the last grain of sand drained from the hourglass, when the clock hands struck midnight, when the countdown reached zero, you would remember it with enough fondness for the both of you. 
“15 Minutes” Rated T (PG13) 10/15 chapters, WIP, originally a one-shot, now a multi-chaptered fic progressing the relationship with the female reader character and John, 24,863 words Series: How to date a Spartan (without even trying) Summary: In ch1, finding a Spartan slumping against a wall was concerning. Realizing it was Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 was another thing entirely. In ch2, you have a not-so-typical day at work. In ch3, you make a new friend and John almost makes you late for work. It’s worth it, though. In ch4, John would rather you not punch a Warthog. Again. Also, he requests the pleasure of your company for lunch. In ch5, you forgot your jacket but, luckily, there’s a very nice Spartan fellow available to keep you warm... 😉 In ch6, while Silver Team is on extended deployment, you focus on your work. But, never fear, all good things come to those who wait. In ch7, Dr. Keyes would like to have a word with you... In ch8, things get a little more intense. In ch9, you’re in peril but don’t be afraid, help is near. In ch10, as you heal, you’re not alone.
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Kai-125 x M!Reader
“Recreation” Rated T (PG13) 2 chapters, open-ended, 4,947 words  Series: How to date a Spartan (without even trying) Summary: Yeah, you were a big, heavy guy when compared to 95% of the human populace. Standing next to Spartan Kai-125, all it meant was that your greater mass would make it easier for her to throw you from the bottom of FLEETCOM to the top spire if she was so inclined. Note: This is a male Reader fic and shares a ‘verse with the John/F!Reader fic “15 Minutes.” 😉 Chapter 2 - Chapter 3
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Misc
“Trust” Rated T (PG13), one-shot, 1,425 words Summary: What if the artifact had reacted to Kai instead of John and she had been paired with Cortana, instead? Not a full season rewrite, just a little exercise in what if? 😉
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sortofanobsession · 1 year
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Will o’ the Wisp - Ch. 6 (Umbrella Academy WIP)
Author's note: Another chapter. Events of Episode 1x05 Number Five. A reminder I am not of Latin heritage and I haven't taken a Spanish course since 2008. So please forgive that aspect. I'm not trying to disrespect anyone, but it was requested. I don't focus on that aspect of the original request often, but I do remember it is there. Rough translations are at the end of the chapter. (I checked multiple translation websites not just google translate, ReversoDictionary is slowly becoming a favorite, I like their examples set up.)
So as it goes, Y/N = your name. Y/N/N = your nickname.  Reader pronouns She/Her.
Tag Requests are Open just message me.
Primary Pairing: Diego Hargreeves x Female!Reader (Slow Burn)
Series/TUA Masterlist
Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 7
Word count: 4k+
Content Warning: Shooting, Gun Violence, Gunshot Wounds, Mentions of Death, Blood, Knives, Arguing, Sibling Rivalry, Guilt, Cussing/Swearing, Canon Typical Neglect, Manipulation, Violence, Angst, Drinking, Bar Fight
Chapter 6: Serious Discussions and Stakeouts 
“Piece of shit,” Diego spits out as he and Y/N get back to the boiler room.
Luther can tell something is very wrong by just looking at his siblings as they return. Diego seems livid, and the glow around their sister was basically broadcasting that something horrible had happened. Anxiety and sadness rolled off her in deep blue shades. So when Diego showed no sign of stopping. Luther knew he needed to step in.
“Do you have any idea what you just did?” Diego says just before Luther intercepts him in what is essentially a violent bear hug and lifts Diego off the ground. “No! Let me-” Diego fights in vain. Luther looks at his sister, a million questions in his head. She shakes her head, and it answers the most important ones. No, Klaus. Nothing good happened. Nothing helpful. Diego keeps fighting. “Get your ape hands off me!” The light around her pulses in intensity as it happens, but she knows stepping in might make things worse. 
“I can do this as long as it takes you to calm down,” Luther states.
“Diego…” she starts.
“Fine,” Diego relents.
“Now, wanna tell us what you’re talking about?”
“Our brother’s been pretty busy since he got back. He was in the middle of that shootout at Griddy’s, and then at Gimble Brothers, after the guys in masks attacked the Academy, looking for him,” Diego explains. 
“None of which is any of your concern,” Five says.
“Is now,” she says. 
“They just killed my friend,” Diego states. She knew that was an understatement, but he clearly didn’t want them to know more than that. He’s hurting, and she knows it. So she moves forward and puts a hand on his arm. Not sure if she is more trying to calm him or reassure herself that he is even somewhere near okay. 
“What did you bring back with you?” she says as she looks at Five.
“Who are they, Five?”
“They work for my former employer,” Five explains. “A woman called The Handler. She sent them to stop me. Then soon as Diego’s friend got in their way, well, fair game.” 
She is quick to put herself between Diego and their brothers. Her hand goes to his chest to get him to look at her. “I know,” she whispers to Diego. Then she does something she rarely does but knows it usually works with him. She uses the one thing they both have in common. Something he always saw at theirs. Their language. “Su culpa o no. Mantente enfocado.” He glances at her, a bit shocked, but he nods. He looks at her only for a second before his focus is back on Five.
“Now they’re my fair game,” Diego tells Five. “And I’m gonna see to it they pay.”
“That would be a mistake, Diego,” Five tells him. “They’ve killed people far more dangerous than you.” She feels him tense up under her hand, but neither moves. He glances at her again.
“Yeah, we’ll see about that.” Diego storms out. She thinks about following him but decides to give him a minute to himself. She looks from the door to Luther and Five. Luther looks at her with an odd look before he sighs and turns back to Five. 
“Former employer?” Luther asks. “What's this really about? And don't give me any of this ‘It's none of your business’ crap, all right?”
“Well, it's a long story.”
“You said you’d explain it all to me,” she insists. “I’ve done everything you asked of me. Long story or not, you owe me.”
“They turned me into the perfect instrument for the rehabilitation of the time continuum,” Five begins to explain. “Or ‘corrections,’ as they called them. I wasn't the only one. There are others like me. Beings out of time, fractured, extracted from the lives that they knew. I don't know how they got there. But I do know that none of them were as good as me. They didn't realize it, but I was biding my time, trying to figure out the right equation so I could get back. If I could just get back, I knew I could stop the apocalypse. Save the world. So I broke my contract.”
“So…you were a hitman?” Luther asks.
“Yes.” Five’s answer was simple and somewhat world-shattering to his siblings. 
“Wow,” she says. “You know they shot me, right?”
Five looks at her. He could vaguely remember one of them mentioning that while he was drunk.
She pulls her arm out of her jacket and angrily strips off the bandage, despite Luther trying to stop her. 
“Look at it!” she yells at Five. The skin around the neat row of stitches is angry and bruised. It’s unhealed and looks painful. “The only reason I’m not as dead as Detective Patch is that I shoved the barrel of the gun with a superheated fist, and it jammed after that shot because I damaged it.”
Luther sighs and takes the bandages that had been gripped tight in her hand, and rewraps her wound. “You need new bandages.”
“I’ll deal with it at the house.” She looks at Five. “You might think you are protecting us by not telling us these things, that they don't matter, but it just means we have no idea what we are up against, and someone else is going to end up dead. Klaus is missing. Patch is dead. Grace is gone. So you want to keep us from whatever fate you saw, then get your shit together and do what you asked me to do, trust each other. Trust me. Trust us. Now I’m going to find our angry vigilante brother before someone gets stabbed, and then I’m going to look for Klaus, my way.” She leaves, letting the door slam as she does. 
Luther finally asks the question that he has been wanting to ask. “A hitman, uh…I mean, you had a code, right?” You didn’t kill just anybody.”
“No code. We took out anyone who messed with the timeline.”
“What about innocent people?” 
“It was the only way I could get back here.”
“But that’s murder.”
“Jesus, Luther, grow up. We’re not kids anymore. There’s no such thing as good guys or bad guys. There’s just people goin’ about their lives. But when the world ends all those people die, including our family. Time changes everything.”
When she catches up with Diego as he staking out the donut shop. He doesn’t miss the way the Wisp seems to take on an intense energy beyond even its usual glow. He knew it was because Klaus was still nowhere to be found, even for her little lights. But the Wisp was crackling and buzzing, mirroring the way she can't seem to settle for long. Something he hadn't seen her do much of since they were kids, and Five failed to show back up for dinner. And the next dinner. Every dinner until a couple nights ago. Reginald had scolded her for making her anxieties so obvious for anyone to see. It was a weakness. One that Diego had wanted to stab the man for pointing out. How was pointing out she was scared or anxious going to help her be anything but more scared or anxious? Back then, he'd just tried to help the others distract her. When he was a dumb kid, sometimes that was done by pushing her buttons to piss her off. Make her less weak and more intimidating. In hindsight, that was absolutely the opposite of what she needed. 
“He’ll show up,” Diego assures her. “This is Klaus. He always comes crawling back to you.”
“This is different,” she admits. “You saw that motel room, and I can usually at least find him.”
“We’ll find him,” he insists. “We find the people that took him, that shot you, and we’ll get answers.” He doesn’t really want to think too hard about the fact that he had come close to losing her and Eudora in less than a day. Professional hitmen shot two of the only people he cares about, and Eudora is dead. He’s lucky to still have his sister with him. And she doesn’t even seem phased by it. She’s more worried about Klaus. He reaches over and finds her hand and squeezes it. “We will. You’ll see.”
They get back to the Academy, and Diego helps her change her bandages. They hear voices near their rooms. She checks it out with the Wisp.
“Klaus!” She shouts and runs to his room. She nearly tackles him in a hug. 
Klaus hugs her back and says to someone or something she couldn't see, "See, I knew Sunshine would care.”
“We were kind of in the middle of something, Y/N,” Five says. She glares at him but looks back to Klaus."I searched the whole damn city TWICE! When we found Patch and that awful room…I didn’t- What happened? Where were you?" A look of absolute confusion covers her face as she takes in his appearance. He looks different. She tries to find every little difference. "What- are you wearing?” She looks at the dog tags. “Who? Where-whatever," she waved all that off and hugs him again. "Don't scare me like that. I didn't think I'd ever see you again." 
"For a while, I wasn't sure you would either," Klaus states.
"Oh, Klaus," she hugs him tighter. 
“Klaus, where’s the briefcase?” 
“What briefcase?” she asks.
“Gone,” Klaus answers. “I destroyed it. Poof.”
“What the hell were you thinking?” Five gets angry.
“What do you care?” Klaus asks.
“What do I care? I needed it, you moron, so I could get back. I could start over.”
“Whoa, hey,” she tries but is ignored again.
“Just Just - Where you going?” 
“Interrogation's over. Just leave.”
“What a dick,” she mutters and looks back at Klaus. “I don’t know what he’s mad about, but you-”
“Don’t worry about it,” Klaus says, with a smile that is barely there and doesn’t reach his eyes. “I missed you, Sunshine.”
“Klaus,” her brows furrow in concern at his words, earning a sad chuckle from him.
“Not much light or good where I was, especially after…” his eyes get this far-off look to them, but he seems to shake himself. He gives her a kiss on the forehead. An action she genuinely is confused by. Unbeknownst to her, it was more Ben pushing Klaus not to scare her that made him do it. She stays with Klaus but uses the Wisp to check on Diego. When she notices he is leaving she goes after him. Klaus follows her.
“You look like shit,” Diego tells him. She rolls her eyes.
“Why, thank you,” Klaus replies.
“Where are you going?” she asks. 
“Yeah, where you going?” Klaus repeats. 
“Nope,” Diego says.
“What?” Klaus asks. 
“Diego,” she starts. 
“You need sleep,” he points at her and then at Klaus. “And I’m not giving you a ride.”
“Oh, come on, man,” Klaus says.
“I’m fine, and I barely even used my powers to find him. I’m going with you,” she says.
“He can drive himself,” Diego argues.
“He can’t drive,” she answers. “Please, Diego.”
Diego looks between the two, and of course, Diego caves. Klaus wonders when exactly that became a thing as he goes to get his things. Sure, the two weren’t trying to kill each other before, but he wasn’t gone that long for them. Diego knows it's not even worth arguing now. Not with the sad and desperate look on his sister’s face. She made him worry more about Klaus than he usually did. So he agrees. 
Both Y/N and Diego were weirded out by how quiet their brother was. She keeps sending them both worried looks. 
"You okay?" Diego asks their unusually silent brother. He doesn't get an answer. 
"Klaus?" She asks. He just shakes his head. 
"Wow, this is a first. Our brother Klaus is silent."
"Diego," she chides him. 
"Last time you were this quiet, we were 12."
She punches Diego in the arm, but it didn't deter him.
"Ran down the stairs wearing Grace's heels, tripped over, and broke your jaw. How long was it wired shut for?"
"Eight weeks," Klaus answers.
"Eight glorious weeks of bliss," Diego says.
"That's enough, Diego." She glares at him.
"Hey, just…just drop me off here."
"Klaus…" she starts.
"You sure you’re okay, man?" Diego asks him. Klaus just gets out of the car. 
"Was that necessary,” she says, her annoyance obvious in her tone. “Bringing that up? He is clearly in a bad state, and you just-"
"Are you going to keep lecturing, or are we going to go after him?" 
"You're an asshole," she says and gets out of the car and goes into the VFW after Klaus.
“Just go away, please,” Klaus tells them.
“You know I’m not going to do that,” she says.
“Not until you talk to us,” Diego states. 
“Is that a threat? You threatening me?” 
“Hey, guys. This bar? It's for vets only.”
“I am a vet,” Klaus says. 
“Really?” the guy chuckles. “Where'd you serve?”
“None of your business,” Klaus replies.
“You got balls comin' in here, pretendin' you're one of us.” The guy says.
“Oh, I have every right to be here, just like you.”
“Asshole.”
Diego steps in to try and prevent a fight. “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.”
“Klaus, I need you to talk to me,” his sister says. “Tell me what’s going on.”
“I did serve, Sunshine,” Klaus shows her the dog tags, and despite her confusion, she nods. 
“Okay, that’s-” She starts to say they’d talk about that in the car, but she sees Diego trying to keep things from completely going to shit. 
Klaus goes to drink more. 
“Klaus,” she grabs his arm.
“Slow down, Marine.” Diego tries to help defuse the situation with one of the bar’s patrons. “Alright, my brother's just had a few too many. Let's just call it a day; all go our own way.”
“Sure thing,” the guy says.
“Thank you,” Diego says. “Klaus-”
“As long as you apologize,” the guy says. 
Klaus giggles. Y/N physically winces. 
“Fine.”
“I'm sorry,” Diego says. “He's sorry. We're all sorry.” She nods. “So, are we good?”
“I wanna hear him say it,” the guy says, gesturing to Klaus.
“Hey, man, I'm just trying to -” Diego starts, but Klaus cuts him off. 
“No, no,” Klaus says. He pulls his sister’s hand off of his arm and walks towards the man. “He's right, Diego.”
“Oh, no,” she murmurs to herself. She knows that tone. She could feel everything was about to go sideways.
“He's right,” Klaus repeats. “He's right.” Y/N looks at Diego, her eyes wide as Klaus adds, “I'd like to apologize that you are depriving some village of their idiot!”
Diego shouts as a fight breaks out. 
“Don’t even think about it!” Diego shouts at her, but she ignores him and joins the scuffle. A guy goes to grab her, and without hesitation, Diego throws a knife. “Touch her, and I’ll end you.” She rolls her eyes but doesn’t argue. 
It ends with all of them being thrown out.  Klaus laughs when they finally get back in the car and head to where Diego had wanted to go in the first place. To stake out the Donut shop. 
“You got a big mouth. You know that?” Diego tells Klaus. 
“Oh, wow. What a truly shocking revelation, Diego.”
“Everything's a big joke to you, right?” Diego says. “Will you-stop it-” Diego takes the rest of Klaus’ stash from him. “Why are you putting this shit in your body?"
Klaus blows a raspberry at him. “Hey, Sunshine, what do you think?” he shows her his newest tattoo, a military one.
“Klaus…” she starts.
“Check this out.” Diego pulls up his shirt and pats his own abs. “My body is a temple.” Y/N can’t help but snort out a laugh. Diego glares at her but continues. 
“All that shit you do,” Diego says, “it's just weakness.”
“Oh, wow,” Klaus replies, “Well, weakness feels so good.”
“What's goin' on with you? Huh?” Diego asks, starting to really lose his patience.
“Diego,” She cautions. The glimmer that always surrounds her seems to hum along with its usual melancholic hue. Both her brothers know it means she’s worried if either one was paying attention. “Please don’t-” 
“Don't hit me, asshole!”
“Guys!” she shouts, but they ignore her. 
“Don't tell me everything is all right because I saw you in there. You were crying like a baby!”
“DIEGO!” she wants to slap him. A spark of red light flashes, but it settles almost as fast. It turns deep blue, as Klaus explains.  
“Because I lost someone!” Klaus sighs. “I lost someone. The only…” he sighs again. “The only person I've ever truly loved more than myself. Cheers.” He puts a pill in his mouth.
“Well, you're luckier than most,” Diego tells him. “When you lose someone, at least you can see them whenever you want.” 
“I know it hurts, Klaus,” she says. “But you can talk to us. You can talk to me. You know I’m always going to have your back.”
“You really were going to fight that guy, not even with your powers,” Klaus says. “Just going to jump right in.”
“If someone hadn’t stopped me,” she says, glaring at Diego. 
“He was twice your size, you weren’t using your powers, and you're still injured,” Diego states.
“You’d still be mad if I had used them,” she argues. “And I’m fine, Diego.”
Earning a chuckle from Klaus. “She’s right. You’d be pissed either way.”
“Because you started a bar fight in a room of guys that fought for a living.”
"Fine, I'll ask," Klaus mumbles. His sister and brother share a confused glance before Klaus looks over at her. "You're injured?"
"Yeah, she got shot by those psychos that took you."
"They shot you?" Something in Klaus's tone and the way he starts moving closer and reaching out for her has Diego on edge. And she looks between the two, alarm clear in her eyes and the glow around her. Klaus grips her arm a bit too tight in the process. "Where? Is it-" 
"Whoa, Klaus, buddy," Diego goes to stop him, but their sister shakes her head. She manages to pry his hand off her and cups them between her own.
"Diego has been exaggerating the whole thing since it happened." She ignores the grunt of protest from said man. "I needed a few stitches, but it's nothing major." She pulled her jacket off and her shirt sleeve up. Ignoring a glare from Diego as she undid the bandage to show Klaus she really was fine. It looked as bad as it had before, but it was taken care of and on the way to healing. Or it would be if she left it wrapped. Something in her broke at the way Klaus seemed to study her carefully before finally relaxing. 
"You really went through some shit, didn't you?” Diego asks his brother before rolling his eyes and swatting Y/N's hand away from where she was trying to keep her sleeve up and replace the bandage single-handedly. 
"You wouldn't believe it if I told you," Klaus states. "Try not to get shot again. Okay, Sunshine? I don't need any more ghosts."
"Going to take a lot more than some loony toons in masks to end us, Klaus," she assures him.
"Good."
"And next time I see them, I'm putting Wisp's fist through an eye socket and will boil their brains inside their own skulls," she states. "What?" She asks when Diego stares at her with abject horror on his face. 
"That's dark," Klaus chuckles, "Especially for you, Sunshine."
"Well, they tried to take not one but two brothers from me, shot up the academy, scared V, and dropped a chandelier on Luther."
"And shot you," Diego adds.
"That too. So I will not hesitate next time."
"You are scary now,” Klaus smirks. “And I kinda love that for you."
"Seriously?" Diego glares at Klaus. 
"What? You always thought she needed to be a better brawler. Well, here she is."
"Yeah, well,” Diego shook his head. “You didn't have to see it."
"I would pay to," Klaus admits.
"Klaus!" Diego glares at him
"What?” Klaus looks at him like her boiling someone's brain is the most logical action possible in their situation. “She'd kill for me. Am I not supposed to find that sweet?"
"Sometimes I forget how insane this family is, even for like half a second."
“That's our man,” Diego says as they see Hazel getting into his car.
“Hey, I know that guy,” Klaus states.
“What?” Y/N stares at him.
“How could you possibly know that?” Diego asks.
“He and a really angry lady tortured me,” Klaus informs them. “I barely got out with my life.”
Diego starts the car and follows him.
“We gotta get this guy.”
“Stay in the car,” Diego tells them once they get to the motel.
“What are you talking about,” Klaus argues. “This guy tortured me!”
“I have a plan,” Diego says and gets out of the car.
“Well, that plan better include me,” she tells him as she gets out.
“It does not, so you stay here.”
“It’s cute you think that will even remotely work,” Klaus says from the car. “Especially on Sunshine.”
He doesn’t even bother with a response, just walks toward the motel stairs.
“How long should we let him think he’s getting his way?”
“15 more seconds? Yeah?” She says.
“Works for me,” Klaus nods and gets out of the car.
“So what exactly is the plan here, big guy?” Klaus says as he walks up behind Diego, just as Diego moves to rush the noisy motel room.
“I told you to wait in the car,” Diego complains, not even bothering to look back. He shakes his head when he hears his sister laugh.
“Yeah,” Klaus states. “But you also told me that licking a nine-volt battery would give me pubes.”
“We were eight,” Diego counters. 
“You believed him, even when I told you he was being a jerk,” Y/N shakes her head. Diego glares at them.
“What?” Klaus says. “Come on.”
“For once, I need you to listen to me, okay?”
“Yeah, right,” she shakes her head. 
Diego continues. “Now, go back to the car. If I don't come out in two minutes, that means I'm probably dead.”
“Not happening,” she states.
“That happens. Go get help,” Diego says.
She stands in front of him. “Hi, I’m help and I’m already here.”
“Then stay here,” he says.
“Just let me-” he is already heading into the motel room before she can offer to do it her way.
A car speeds past and gunshots ring out. Diego shouts. Klaus pulls Diego back almost on instinct, but a bullet pierces Diego's arm. 
“Oh man,” Klaus says as Diego attempts to catch his breath. “See? You used to think I was an idiot.”
“I still think you’re an idiot,” Diego replies.
“You’re both idiots.” She uses the Wisp to make sure the coast is clear, including the motel room, and ushers them both to the car. But the car is useless. 
“Was this all part of your master plan?” Klaus snarks.
“Shut up,” Diego glares. 
She curses their luck in multiple languages before turning back to Diego to get a better look at his arm. Part of her wants to find them and follow them with the Wisp. She wants to make good on the threat of boiling their brains. But she needs to prioritize. She can find them later. Now, she needs to take care of her brother’s bleeding arm. 
"Oh yay, now we have matching gunshot wounds," she grumbles. She takes one of his knives, and despite his protest, she cuts his sleeve. He won't admit it out loud, but that distracted him for a moment longer than it should have, especially as he watches her flex her fingers. Her eyes glow as she heats her hand, and he shakes his head and focuses. 
“Get it over with,” he grits out. 
“Don’t rush me,” she says. “Gonna have my pretty li’l handprint forever on your arm soon enough. Just give me a second.” She looks up from his wound to meet his eyes. “You might want to bite down on something.” When he doesn’t, she rolls her glowing eyes. “Fine, but don’t blame me if you crack a tooth.” She clamps her hand down on the wound, her fingers curling around to make sure it covers. Her unheated hand moves to his neck to keep him from moving too much. She can feel his muscles go tight and the way his body fights her. Klaus helps hold him still. She shakes the heat out of her hand when its done. 
“Breathe,” she tells him. Her now cooled hand moved to the side of his face, brushing away tears she knows are there because of how much it hurt when she does that. “Stay with me. Okay? We need you.” He nods, dropping his forehead to hers.   
 Y/N cannot believe she let them talk her into this. She braces herself as Klaus drives the ice cream truck faster than it is most likely supposed to go. She tries not to think about the fact she is literally sitting in an injured Diego’s lap. His uninjured arm grips her tight. She just keeps mentally repeating that she loves her brothers and this is for the best. She superheats her grip and digs her fingers into the panel in front of them as she braces as they hit Hazel and Cha-Cha’s car. She is on her feet and pulling Diego after her as soon as the vehicle stops. 
“Five!” Luther calls out for Five. 
“You still with me?” She asks Diego as they stumble out of the truck.
“My shoes hurt,” he answers. She looks up and meets Klaus’ gaze. Luther rushes over to them to try and get them out of harm's way. 
“What the hell are you guys doing here?” Luther asks.
She scans the area with the Wisp as they hurry to the car. “Five isn’t here. We need to go, now!” she shouts to them.   
“Luther, go!” Klaus shouts. “Go!” They make as quick a getaway as the old car can handle. 
In the car, she looks at Diego. “You still with me?”
“Claro que sí,” he says.
“Siga siendo así.” She grins.
Translations:
"Su culpa o no. Mantente enfocado" His fault (or guilt) or not. Stay focused.
“Claro que sí." Yes, of course.
“Siga siendo así.” Keep it that way.
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The Exorcist: Season 1 *COMPLETE*
When someone requested this on Tumblr my first thought was “what possessed you?!” Jokes aside, this one's a doozy of dread, full of freaky frights for any famished fright fan or gore gourmet. If you've seen the first movie you know what you're in for! Before You Watch: These timestamps are based on the Amazon Prime version of the show which I believe is uncut. Different platforms may vary. 1x01: 12:16-12:49. No v*, but character sp*ts frequently. 1x02: 32:17-33:16. Severity: 10/10. Character runs and v*s with graphic audio, visual and aftermath. 1x03: 39:20-39:28. No v*, but blood runs from characters mouth. 1x04: Nothing to skip! 1x05: **Please note there are prolonged scenes with visible aftermath on a main character, I've timestamped it but please read a synopsis and skip if unsure!** 02:16-03:31. Severity: 2/10. Aftermath visible on characters face. 07:29-09:05. As above. 11:39-12:50. As above.
13:10-13:34. As above.
13:41-13:54. As above.
15:38-15:52. As above.
16:35-16:43. As above.
20:57-22:28. As above.
21:50-21:55. As above. 24:08-24:10. No v*, character sp*ts. 26:19-26:25. Fluid on characters face. 26:35-27:04. As above.
28:00-28:11. As above. 1x06: 32:19-33:34. Severity: 6/10. Several characters c*ugh and g*. 34:17-34:22. Character has fluid on face. 1x07: 18:04-19:17. No v*, but character looks very unwell and may distress. 25:14-26:26. As above. 27:14-27:20. Severity: 1/10. Character g*s. 1x08: 08:48-10:13. Severity: 5/10. Visible aftermath on character.
20:43-21:23. No v*, character dr**ls. 22:00-22:05. As above. 1x09: 22:20-22:41. Severity: 3/10. Character ch*s, can be watched muted. 1X10: 22:19-22:23. No v*, but character foams at mouth. 22:41-22:47. As above. Other Content: Blood, gore, injury detail, body horror, child endangerment, child death, demonic possession, self-harm, genital injury, traumatic brain injury, car accidents, grief, animal injury, animal death, religious fanaticism, paranoia, alcohol use, sex, infidelity, psychiatric treatment, hospitals, corruption, racism, cults, satanic worship.
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This is VERY loose, but I just went through Ch 1-4 of Heartstopper (as a webcomic, not published) and mapped it to the episodes. (YMMV on some of these, specifically how you map Ch 4 elements into the final few episodes, but I think if you check the parts I mean you’ll understand what I’m getting at.)
Just in terms of broad Nick and Charlie plot (not mentioning additions that exist because of changes to/the existence of Elle, Tara, Darcy, Isaac/Aled, or Oliver).
1x01 “Meet” - Covers Ch 1 “Meet”
1x02 “Crush” - Covers Ch 2 “Crush” parts 2-1 to 2-12
1x03 “Kiss” - Covers Ch 2 “Crush” parts 2-13 to 2-20 and Ch 3 “Kiss” part 3-1 to 3-2
1x04 “Secret” - Covers Ch 3 “Kiss” parts 3-2 to 3-11 with original content.
1x05 “Friend” - Covers Ch 3 “Kiss” parts 3-13 to 3-18 with some elements from 3-6 and 3-7 and original content.
1x06 “Girls” - Covers Ch 3 “Kiss” part 3-10, 3-12, and 3-19 to 3-23, with a lot of original content and a small bit of 3-30, plus elements of Ch 4 “Out” parts 4-6 to 4-8 and 4-13.
1x07 “Bully” - Covers Ch 3 “Kiss” parts 3-24 to 3-31 with some original content and elements of Ch 4 “Out” part 4-24.
1x08 “Boyfriend” - Covers a lot of original content, plus Ch 3 “Kiss” parts 3-31 to 3-36, and elements of Ch 4 “Out” part 4-29.
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