I've been a core 4 shipper from the jump and a grey sexual Jughead truther just as long. Maybe we didn't see a Jarchie kiss but we saw that Jarchie love.
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bart: okay guys rock paper scissors
kon: no we’re not doing that again
tim: what why it’s so easy
cassie: because somehow tim wins every time and we all know he’s cheating
tim: how can you cheat at—
cassie: doesn’t matter we need a new contest
kon: what about who can throw bart the farthest
tim: no
bart: i’m down
tim: i’ll just do it, it’s fine
cassie: wait no it’s not because you give beings like darkseid and klarion coal when no one asked you to and end up causing way bigger problems for us later.
cassie: plus you keep trying to upgrade all of santa’s tech with untested bat stuff. you almost blew up a house last time
kon: well i did it last year so i’m out
bart: last year you insisted on sliding down chimneys for authenticity and got stuck in at least 30 of them
tim: yeah and you purposely scared the shit all the kids who saw you
kon: they looked at me weird first! besides bart just started throwing presents through windows!
cassie: good lord we shouldn’t be in charge of this
bart: well maybe if santa was still here
tim: im not doing this again i swear, we’re all bad at this why don’t we just go together
cassie: remember how that turned out in ‘94? i’m pretty sure we traumatized a whole generation into thinking santa was gonna eat their souls
tim: fair point, what if we—
dick, looking at the santa suit and fake beard lying out, along with suspiciously hoof shaped prints on the carpet: uhhh what’s up kids
cassie: how long have you been standing there
dick: …longer than i think is safe for me
tim: we’re fighting over who gets to go to santacon
bart, unhelpfully: we totally didn’t kill santa
dick:
tim: it’s a super dedicated cosplay?
dick: wait SANTA’S REAL??
tim: …well i mean not anymore
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Bart: [halfway through a mission] Hey, if Cassie kissed Kon, and Tim kissed Cassie, does that mean Tim technically kissed Kon?
Tim: Imp! Focus!
Bart: Right, sorry
Kon: Also, there were no technicalities involved. Of course I've kissed Tim
Cassie: Well, duh. There was that one mission-
Bart: Right, and that time we played truth or dare-
Tim: No, he means we've kissed without outsider influence.
Cassie: Unbelievable. Un. Belie. Vable.
Tim: You cannot be mad at me for kissing him-
Cassie: No, for not telling me-
Bart: Wait, if Tim kissed Cissie and Cassie, does that mean Cissie and Cassie have technically kissed?
Kon: Again. No technicalities involved. They've kissed multiple times.
Tim: [mocking Cassie] Un. Belie. Vable
Cassie: You are so lucky I can't reach you right now-
Bart: I can't believe no one offered to kiss me!
Kon: I'll kiss you
Tim: After the mission
Cassie: Did you know I kissed Anita?
Tim, Kon, and Bart: [Awestruck] Holy shit-
The JL, Teen Titans and the rest of the Batfam listening in: ...
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I propose to you, the core four being poly but Tim is the last person to realise.
Dick, visiting Tim at the tower: Hey buddy! You got something you wanna tell me?
Tim, laying on the couch with his head in Kon's lap as he reads case files: No, why?
Wally:
Tim:
Wally: Why did my Uncle's Grandson just kiss you goodnight?
Tim: Don't shame him, he's adjusting to being in the past.
Diana: When did you and Cassie get together?
Tim, ever oblivious: Like, three years ago. You were there when we formed Young Just Us, weren't you?
Tim, venting to Stephanie: And like, that year was so hard because two of my best friends died! Weirdly enough, their deaths were way harder than like, anyone else's. I mean, I tried to clone Kon for some reason!
Stephanie: God, I can't believe we ever dated, you're so stupid.
Damian: Drake, I have been informed that it is customary to wish queer people a happy pride month.
Tim: I mean, yeah. Why you telling me though?
Damian: In order to repair our relationship, I did some research and according to Father, you are bisexual and polyamorous. Therefor, I wish you a happy pride.
Damian: Drake? Why does your face look more ugly than usual?
Tim, reevaluating his entire life: OH MY GOD-
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something something new years eve... adrien's like yeah I've never kissed anyone at midnight :( nino is like I'll kiss you dude that's what bros are for kissing the homies on the lips. obviously. what do you mean our girlfriends are right there no man I'll kiss you totally it's fine I want to let's do it
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