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marragurl · 8 days

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Ok so like…. Who makes Ratio’s statues?

Because every possible explanation just opens up a whole new can of worms.

I’ve been trying to go through as much info about him as I can, including his character stories, but I can’t find anything???

So I’m just left stewing in the dark, which usually leads to my humor coming into play.

So like… are the statues of Ratio’s own making??

Because that would insinuate that he takes the time out of his busy life to constantly make new statues of just himself, including the multiple plaster heads. And if it’s not him physically and it is a manifestation of his Imaginary powers, he’s still making them right???

So he still chooses the poses!

Why???

What is his thought process???

Physically made or Imaginary Powers made, it’s still his choice on what the statue should look like right???

And if it’s not a conscious decision, then WHAT DO THE JOJO AND CUTESY POSES MEAN

IS JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURES FUCKING CANON IN HSR??

IS IT A SHOW THAT EXISTS??

ARE YOU TELLING ME ARAKI FUCKING EXISTS IN HSR??

AND RATIO IS A FAN??????

DON’T TELL ME IT’S JUST A FUN REFERENCE BY THE HSR TEAM, YEA IT’S META TO US BUT IT’S CANON TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE THAT RATIO HAS A STATUE OF HIMSELF DOING A JOJO POSE

On the other hand, if it’s not Ratio himself making them… who is it????

Is Ratio commissioning some artists?? Multiple artists? Only one?!?!?

Is it some weird form of extra credit for his students???

(Student A: Hey wanna hang out tonight?

Student B: Can’t. Gotta finish up this statue of Dr. Ratio examining his codex by Friday if I wanna get a passing grade in the class

Student A: You can sculpt???

Student B crying with 100 tabs of ‘how to sculpt’ videos and wikiHows pulled up and no sleep: I’m trying my best here Sharon)

Is he like those Renaissance time rich people who basically paid for their favorite artist’s livelihood in order to just make nice art in return??? Is there now a really well-off sculptor somewhere in the universe who is just constantly being paid by THE Dr. Ratio to make stone statues of the man??? Does the artist just put that down in their tax returns??

(back at it again with Topaz suffering from Ratiorine’s antics, she’s the one in charge of Ratio’s Sculptor’s taxes)

THAT STILL DOESN’T ANSWER THE STATUE POSE QUESTIONS

DID THE ARTIST ADD IN THE JOJO POSE AND HEART POSE AS A GAG??? AND SURVIVE RATIO SEEING THEM??

WORSE- DID RATIO COMMISSION THE POSES??? WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION EVEN LIKE??? DID HE HAVE TO POSE?? DOES THE ARTIST JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE SCRAPBOOK OF RATIO DOING DIFFERENT POSES FOR CONSTANT REFERENCE?

FUCK IT, DID AVENTURINE GET IN CONTACT WITH THE ARTIST AND PAY EVEN MORE MONEY FOR THE CUTESY POSES??

(Whole new thought process, the artist is making statues of Ratio for both Ratio AND Aventurine, and all the cute statues are actually commissions by Aventurine for his little Dr. Ratio idol crush shrine. There’s a constant slapstick comedy routine of Aventurine trying to hide them anytime Ratio comes over to his place and barely getting away with it. Does he ever come clean when they start dating? Do they start dating because Ratio finds the statues? Fuck it, if Ratio is the one making the statues and not an artist, does he teach Aventurine how to sculpt?? Does it become like something they do together to spend time?? Ok damn wait that’s kinda cute wait-)

WAIT ADDING ON TO THAT- DOES THAT MEAN FOLLOWING THIS THOUGHT PROCESS THAT AVENTURINE IS THE JOJO FAN???? HE’S A FUCKING JOTARO STAN???

(wait- brisk MC who’s rude to everyone but soft on those he cares about and has the muscles of a Greek god and eventually goes into academia, oh my fucking god Aventurine has a type)

PLEASE

I NEED TO KNOW WHERE ARE THESE STATUES COMING FROM

EVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM, THEY AREN’T A SECRET

IS HIS HOUSE JUST FULL OF STATUES???

DOES HE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS GRECO-ROMAN-STYLE GARDEN FULL OF HIS OWN STATUES???

DOES THE ARTIST SEE A STATUE DISAPPEAR FROM THE GARDEN AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW RATIO USED HIS TECHNIQUE TO SLAM ONE DOWN BREAKING IT AND JUST GO “fucking hell man, I was just about to go on break! Now I need to start a new one!”

IS IT A HOBBY?? HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO SCULPTING AS A HOBBY WITH HIS SCHEDULE???

ARE THEY GIFTS??

FROM WHO, STUDENTS??? ADMIRERS? FUCK IT, AVENTURINE???

DOES THE ARTIST BEING COMMISSIONED EVEN HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE RATIO STATUES??? DO THEY EVEN HAVE THE ABILITY TO SCULPT ANYTHING OTHER THAN RATIO AT THIS POINT??? HAVE THEY SEEN ANY OTHER BEING OUTSIDE OF THEIR STUDIO AND THE HUNDREDS OF RATIO STATUES???

PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO ANSWER ME

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ventismacchiato · 1 year

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🎬 stuck with you !

a social media idol au | scaramouche x gender neutral reader

synopsis after the disaster that was the live award show, where you and scaramouche got into an argument on stage after both of your groups got a tie for top artists, your guys' PR teams have been in shambles trying to scrape up your mess. that's when the idea to send you both off with some other idols to a remote location for a survival dating show to mend your public image comes up. before you know it your bags are packed and you’re on a plane to a remote island. the only obligation is you need to end up with scaramouche at the end of the show, whether you end up liking him or not doesn’t matter to your managers as long as the show’s ratings stay high. whatever you do in between to get there is up to you!

Idols Inferno

Finding love in itself is a rollercoaster on its own, but it’s even harder when you’re an idol. How do idols find the time to perform and find a lifelong partner? The short answer is they don’t!

We bring you an exclusive dating show with your favorite top idols, including Y/N, Scaramouche, Barbatos, Lumine, Aether, Yoimiya, Kazuha, Ajax, and Alatus to name a few!

All your favorite top idols will be shipped off to a private island, where they’ll partake in many challenges and have the opportunity to woo one another. Amongst this they will be left with limited amenities and must fend for themselves.

Hosted by Yae Miko! New Episodes every Friday on Netflix

genre enemies to lovers, celebrity au, fake dating, dating show inspired by singles inferno

status ongoing, no update schedule

warnings time stamps don’t matter, alcohol consumption, mommy issues, eventual smut

taglist CLOSED! join my discord server to get pinged

extra might need usernames for the fans so lmk if i can use yours!

↳ playlist

NOW PLAYING!

starring…

↳ y/n and windblume | scaramouche and delusi❖n

ACT ONE: never settle!

PROLOGUE

O1. stay slaying

O2. biting my lips

O3. trip and fall

O4. am i cancelled

O5. i can fix him

O6. jumps off the plane

O7. forced smiles

O8. im a hater

O9. see you in hell

1O. tba

ACT TWO: fake it till you make it!

11. wikihow making fires

12. chef era

13. pick me choose me

14. sand in my ass

15. pass a note

16. jealousy, jealousy

17. see you in paradise

18. poolside shenanigans

19. ride home was silent

20. you’re a symphony, i’m just a sour note

ACT TWO: i choose you!

21.

tba

ROLL THE CREDITS!

author's notes: the title card came out sick i’m ngl and have you guys seen singles inferno i’m a whore for that show 🤭 there’s gonna be two soloists added into the show later to spice things up but i won’t say who yet! update: kinda wanna write this to get the scara out of my system

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alligator-tearzz · 17 days

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R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:

(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)

updated to add Kieran and Sean

Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors

Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government

Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks

Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..

John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed

Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond

Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms

Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA

Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls

Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind

Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams

Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton

Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well

Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty

Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons

Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us

Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably

Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show

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dayslily · 1 year

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DAYSLILY DELIVERY 💌 template #37: collage, v2.

by clicking the source link, you will be redirected to a psd download of the template shown above (via google drive). this one is inspired by this wikihow image funnily enough heh ... similar to my other collage template, each layer is labeled by color. p.s. i would love if u tagged #userdayslily when using my templates :D it’s an easy way to give credit and i get to see the pretty things u make <3

usage guidelines: click here.

other: find V1 here.

#template psd #templates #rph #rpt #m*

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severalforraelee · 9 months

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WikiHow: Elias Pettersson x Reader

Photo credits to DocSports

Word count: 2,189

Written by raelee / Posted August 8

Masterlist

NHL Masterlist

I watch the two players through my phone screen, their polished shoes carrying them past me. My finger turns off the recording and I watch as it replays the scene.

“How’d it turn out, Y/N?” Nils asks, briefly stopping next to me to watch the video.

“Probably the same as every other video that she takes of us,” Elias mutters.

I can practically feel the disapproving look that Nils gives him.

“It’s kind of my job,” I murmur back, adding a quick caption on the video about Sweden before posting it.

My soles push me into a standing position and my body turns around. Nils is still paused next to me, probably waiting for me to start walking so that we can walk in together, while Elias is standing a few feet away, shifting from one foot onto the other and glaring at me with impatience.

I look around for a saving grace- and I find it in the form of a 5’10 defenseman.

“I, uh, I actually have to talk to Quinn about something,” I stutter out an excuse.

Nils frowns at me, clearly telling that it’s a lie, but Elias is already moving before anything else can be said, and Nils is forced to follow behind his friend.

I breathe a sigh of relief as soon as the taller Swede enters through the doors into the building and a laugh echoes through the parking garage.

“You don’t actually have to talk to me about something, do you?” Quinn questions.

“No,” I confess, “I just needed to leave that situation ASAP.”

“He’s Swedish, it’s just how they are,” he responds to my unanswered question.

It’s his response everytime Elias is rude to me- which is often. Ever since I joined the Canucks last year as their social media coordinator, Elias has been cold and distant towards me.

It started small at first. He wouldn’t respond to my hellos, he would begrudgingly agree to be in videos and photos to post online, then comment that he was only doing it for the fans. But over time he’s become ruder. He’ll make snide comments whenever he gets the chance and at times he’ll even decline being in photos or videos just so that he doesn’t have to interact with me.

I don’t know what I did wrong.

I’ve been kind to him since the beginning, even now when he’s being mean to me I won’t be mean back to him.

Quinn doesn’t know what I did, Brock doesn't know what I did, and Nils doesn’t know what I did wrong and they’re his three closest friends here. They keep telling me that I should ask him and have an honest conversation with him about our feelings, but I’m a non confrontational person, so that’s my last resort.

For now I’ll just deal with the little quips here and there.

“Good luck tonight, Quinn.”

“Thanks,” he grins at me.

What I don’t see is Elias standing across the room from us, eyes locked on the interaction and gleaming with jealousy.

“Great job tonight, boys,” I hear Conor cheer from all the way across the bar. It’s obvious that he’s already had one too many drinks.

Samantha, the graphic designer for the Canucks, and I roll our eyes with smiles at the interruption, returning to our conversation about our plans over the short winter break.

“Hey, Y/N,” Conor shouts.

My eyes shift back to the tall man, watching as he holds up a pink drink and shakes it around with a cheeky smile. I give him a thumbs up with a laugh.

“What’s that about?” Samantha asks.

“I’ve been trying to get him to try this drink for months now, it’s really good,” I explain.

“Looks like someone’s a little jealous,” she sings.

My lips curve downwards at her words and my eyes scan around the room for someone who looks jealous. They pass over Quinn and Nils playing darts, then Brock ranting enthusiastically to a few of his teammates, and over Elias who sits quietly next to Brock, gaze downcast while he sips on his drink.

“Who?” I question, confused.

“Elias,” she says, like it’s obvious.

I watch Elias as his gaze flickers up and onto Conor, eyebrows scrunched and teeth clenched like he’s studying him. He stares at the right winger for a little bit, then his eyes flicker over to me. As soon as his blue eyes connect with mine, they flit back onto his drink, like he was caught doing something wrong.

Now my eyebrows scrunch, and I’m even more confused.

What would he be doing wrong by looking at Conor? Or looking at me?

“I don’t get it,” I breathe out.

“It’s because he likes you.”

My head snaps towards Samantha. I don’t know if it’s the fact that I got caught in the moment, so focused on Elias that I forgot that she was sitting right next to me, or the words that left her mouth that catch me off guard more.

“Elias doesn’t like me,” I deny, rolling my eyes at the mere thought of it.

“You are so oblivious,” she groans.

“He’s mean to me, he doesn’t like me,” I repeat.

“He’s mean to you because he likes you,” she explains.

“What? That doesn’t make sense, we’re not in middle school anymore, we’re adults.”

“It doesn’t have to make sense,” she shrugs. “Sometimes boys are so stupid that they think being mean to you will make you like them. Playing hard to get or something.”

I shake my head, wanting to get the thought of Elias liking me off my mind. It’s not something that I’ve ever considered before, and it’s not something that I want to consider now. I thought that it’s common sense to treat those that you appreciate with kindness and respect, but he treats me the opposite of that. “Let’s talk about something else.”

A few hours go by before I’m ready to head home, wanting to slip into bed and give my body a well deserved rest.

“I’m heading out,” I inform the table consisting of a few players, everyone else gone already.

“Alright,” Conor rises to his feet, pulling me into a hug. “Text me when you get home.”

“I will,” I tell him, “Bye, everyone.”

They all give me drunk goodbyes as I head towards the front door of the bar. As I walk, I can’t help but feel eyes on my back, as if someone is watching me. While my hand yanks open the door, I glance behind me, locking eyes with Elias. He watches as the door closes behind me.

“Can you skate?” Brock asks, watching over the boards as Quinn finishes tying my laces.

“Not at all,” I shake my head. “But I did read WikiHow’s instructions before coming here today.”

It’s the day of the family skate. Last year I was able to get out of skating by using my work as an excuse, but today I was told to put the phone down and just enjoy the family skate.

I mentally cursed at my boss when he told me that.

“Quinn’s probably the worst person to teach you how to skate,” Ethan comments as he skates past.

Quinn curses at his teammate before holding his hands out, helping me step onto the ice.

“Push off with the left foot,” Quinn instructs.

“WikiHow says to march.”

“Well, as a professional hockey player, I’m telling you to push,” he snarks.

“This is going to be good,” Brock leans against the boards with a smirk, crossing his arms over his chest.

Nils and Elias stop next to Brock, watching as I fall for the fifth time in less than a minute.

“Is he teaching her how to skate?” Nils inquires.

“Yeah. It’s not going well so far,” Brock responds.

Elias doesn’t say anything, he just watches as I fall again.

Ethan’s right, Quinn is an awful teacher. He gets frustrated after ten minutes, storming off to skate some laps to cool down. Brock tries next but has to stop because he laughs so hard every time I fall down- which is often. Nils is too nice to correct my techniques or form, so his teaching style fails. Conor tries as well, before deciding that it’s no use and I just don’t have the skills to learn how to skate, and even poor Ethan tries before I tell him to just leave me.

“What are you doing?” A Swedish accent asks as I place one foot on the pavement to step off the ice.

“Going to sit down,” I say it like a question, confused on why Elias wants to know my whereabouts.

“You’re going to give up? Just like that?”

I sigh. “I’m just not meant to ice skate, Elias. It’s okay, it’s not a skill that I need to have.”

It’s his turn to sigh, like what I said really annoyed him. He holds a hand out towards me. “Come on.”

I stare at him in disbelief. “What?”

He gives me a blank expression. “You heard me.”

I reluctantly put my hand in his and he tugs me back onto the ice. He moves behind me, hands resting on my hips.

“Push off gently with your left foot only using your toes,” he instructs.

My foot does as he says and I stumble before one of his hands moves to my stomach, straightening me back up. Then it slides back to my hip.

I look up, knowing that if I stare at my feet any more I’ll lose balance. I accidentally catch eyes with Samantha, who smirks at me and mouths ‘I told you so.’

I roll my eyes at her.

“Are you even listening to me?” Elias questions.

“Yes.”

“What did I just say?”

“... I don’t know.”

He huffs, repeating the instructions. I move forward, slowly but surely. After ten minutes of almost falling down but Elias catching me everytime, the frustration begins to take over my body.

“Elias, really, it’s alright, you don’t need to help me with this,” I attempt to reassure him.

“No, you’re going to learn how to skate.”

“Why do you want me to learn how to skate so badly?” I ask him the question that I’ve been wondering since we started this lesson.

“Because you’re so determined with everything, you can’t give up now.” The tone of his voice is almost harsh, but his words are kind. I want to ask him why he cares if I give up now because he hates me, but I don’t want to irritate him and cause him to leave me in the middle of the ice by myself.

I’m sure Brock would love to see that, though.

So instead, I ask, “You think that I’m determined?”

He pauses, stopping me as well. “Do you remember the team's Halloween party last year?”

“Yeah… You, Brock, Quinn, and Nils dressed up as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right?”

“Yeah,” he nods, “And you spent a long time trying to get the perfect photo of us in the right poses, like a really long time, like a super-””I get it, Elias.”

He chuckles at the interruption.

“I just remember watching you look at the poses, adjusting Nils’ arm or Brock’s leg, and thinking about how determined you were to get a good picture. And if you were that determined to get a good picture of a Halloween party for Instagram, I couldn’t help but think about how determined you would be in other aspects of your life. And over the past year or so, you’ve really amazed me.”

I’m frozen in place, breathless. I didn’t realize that such a simple question would cause Elias to become vulnerable with me, much less compliment me. He noticed and admired my personality despite not liking me.

His skates glide him in front of me, and his hands move from my hips to grab my gloved hands.

Like he read my mind, he says, “I don’t hate you, Y/N. I’ve never hated you. In fact, I admire you, a lot. But I’ve never had the confidence to tell you, and you’re just so smart and pretty and too good for me and-”He stops, rubbing the back of his neck with his hand.

His cheeks are turning red and a bashful expression takes over his face.

“I like you. I really like you.”

“Elias,” I say softly, “Why couldn’t you have just told me that instead of being mean to me?”

“Because I’m childish,” he murmurs.

“We’ll have to work on that.”

“We?”

“Yeah,” I smile gently at him, “I like you too. I really like you.”

His lips move forward, resting against mine and moving slowly. My lips move in sync with his and my arms wrap around his neck, pulling him closer to me as his hands gravitate back towards my waist.

It would be a romantic moment, it really would be, if we weren’t surrounded by a bunch of hockey players.

The cheering and hollering breaks the intimacy of the moment, but it sparks smiles from both Elias and I.

#nhl imagine #elias pettersson imagine #elias pettersson x reader #nhl x reader #hockey imagine

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myangelhaven · 9 months

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This is my recommendations of WONWOO fics! It will be updated once in a while for new stories I have read. Hopefully the links work (lemme know if it doesnt)

Credits to the authors!! All informations written are taken from the authors' post and has not been modified. Reminder that some fics are NOT for minors, so please read the key and avoid 18+ contents.

HAPPY READING!!

KEY:

[❀]: fluff [𖤓]: angst [☄]: sad [☾]:smut [⟡]:smau [✮]: my favs

˖⁺‧₊˚ ˚₊‧⁺˖✮------------WONWOO------------✮˖⁺‧₊˚ ˚₊‧⁺˖

ONESHOT

19 signs you're unofficially dating by @honeyhypen (deactivated) [❀][✮][childhood bff2l] 3.2k

for as long as you could remember, wonwoo’s always been your best friend to the point where you both even live together now. over the years, when you were invited to certain events or public appearances were needed you and wonwoo always attended as each other’s date because it’s just “easier that way.” when your parents start talking to wonwoo about marriage, and wonwoo’s parents to you, it seems that everyone around you has assumed that you’ve been dating. while talking, you end up turning to wikihow and... all the signs point to yes?

13 ways to propose by @honeyhypen (deactivated) [❀] 4.1k

the one where wonwoo wants to propose but things don’t always go according to plan

Ten questions by @chocosvt [❀][𖤓][mobau] 4.3k

wonwoo isn’t at home as often as he used to be. you know he doesn’t exactly have a regular job, but you still can’t help this feeling of isolation. the less you see him, the more questions you have, which provokes one question above all - does he even have the time for you anymore?

X + Y = YOU AND I by @angelwonie [❀][𖤓][☾][rivalsau] 8.6k

you wish jeon wonwoo would sometimes act like an insufferable prick instead of the perfect , because then you wouldn't have to feel your head spinning each time he looks at you.

SERIES

Bittersweet by @networkluvs [❀][𖤓][e2l][roommatesau][fakedating] 24 parts

in which y/n and wonwoo are forced to share an apartment in secret.

To my youth by @viastro [❀][𖤓] 36 parts

in a world where everyone finds out who loves them within a 10 meter radius through the app love alarm, confessing your feelings without the use of the app is no longer considered normal. however, you refuse to download it in hopes that you’ll be able to fall in love without being dependent on love alarm.

⠄･ ⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂�� ･ ⠄more to come!⠄･ ⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄

☆--------------------svt masterlist-------------------☆

#svt masterlist #svt recs #wonwoo x reader #wonwoo recs

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ange1princess · 2 years

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Summary❕What do their phones look like and what's on there?

Characters❕Gojo, Geto (not kenjaku), Sukuna, Nanami, Toji

Masterlist ❕

❕Gojo❕

❝ Man has no fear, doesn't have a cover on his phone on most days, doesn't care if it drops, he can just buy another one.

❝ So many pictures with Megumi, Yuuji and Nobara, as well as pics of scenery.

❝ Has at least 23 tabs open at all times which range from things like wikihow pages that are teaching him how to unclog a drain to news articles, and bill payment sites.

❝ His lockscreen is a selfie of him with the 1st and 2nd years in the bg and his homescreen changes but is usually an old picture of him, geto and shoko.

❕Geto❕

❝ Very careful with his phone, probably has one of those straps which he has on his hand so that he doesn't misplace it, also secretly clumsy so it helps.

❝ His gallery is almost empty, does have some random pictures but they're ones like from the beach or of gojo doing something stupid.

❝ Likes cleanliness and minimalism, all his apps are in designated groups, has a clear phone case and has a disgustingly basic lockscreen and homescreen like the ones that come with the phone, he doesn't change it but gojo probably secretly does to a goofy picture of shoko and him at the beach, geto doesn't change it back.

❕Sukuna❕

❝ NOKIA USER HERE !!! Doesn't know how touch screen works /j no but we all know he wouldn't use it too much because he wouldn't think he'd need to.

❝ Probably ends up with an expensive phone either way, clumsy but doesn't admit it, constantly dropping his phone, it's like 80% crack, 20% screen but he doesn't care enough to repair it.

❝ Has candy crush on it . Is on level 2000 or higher, that's his main source of entertainment.

❝ His gallery is a mess, many blurred close-ups of himself when he was learning how to use it, a lot of random screenshots on his phone from everywhere lol, not a big apps user. His lockscreen and homescreen are probably both blank black backgrounds.

❕Nanami❕

❝ ResponsibleTM, probably a practical phone, not to expensive but works really well, also has a casetify case that protects his phone from breaking, the designs definitely minimalistic, I'd say black and white swirls, classy </3

❝ GALLERY HAS SO MANY ANIMAL PICTURES, kitties, puppies, cute tiger cubs, dolphins!! So many animals, probably also screenshots recipes he wants to try, big believer in him being into aesthetics so he would also have a lot of beige/bakery pics in there. Gallery has random pictures of gojo, Yuuji, Megumi all taken by gojo when he borrowed his phone for an "important call", doesn't bother deleting them (he adores those pics idc what anyone else says).

❝ Probably has apps that help with planning, and has one of those to-do list widgets on his homescreen.

❝ His lockscreen is a picture of a cute kitten sleeping on a wall that he took and his homescreen is a selfie Yuuji took with him.

❕Toji❕

❝ Buys the most expensive phone available, he has a reputation to uphold, but also has a number of other phones are cheaper and used for his "business".

❝ Gets bored easily, so he has a shit ton of apps on his phone, none of them are organised or anything, definitely the type to download games he sees in ads (cough merge mansion cough).

❝ Has no contacts on the phones he actually uses, definitely the type to have an NSFW twitter account, he's posting dick pics and writing out his fantasies for millions to see, also his dms are filled with nudes, never shows his face or reveals anything about himself.

❝ Gallery has a lot of shirtless mirror pictures of himself, as well as nudes, also the kind to clear his gallery often so it's not eating up his storage space.

❝ His homescreen and lockscreen are both black and white, the lockscreen is a pictures of the skyline and the homescreen is a picture he took of the landscape in aoving vehicle.

#☆ storytime with berry !#jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #toji x reader #jjk fluff #jujustu kaisen #geto x reader #sukuna x reader #nanami x reader #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen headcanons

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girlbloggercher · 5 months

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Can u make a guide for hermione study inspo

sure!

how to study like hermione granger

this may be shocking, but i've actually never watched harry potter. i only got halfway through the first movie. not sure if hermione was even introduced yet. so of course, i had to look at other posts about this.

1. quiz yourself

the more you practice and get things wrong, the more confident you'll be and get the questions on the test right.

2. stay organized

like i said, i've never watched the movie, but hermione couldn't have possible been messy and successful at the same time. make a schedule for after-school for when you want to study. but be sure to include breaks and overall freetime!

3. make it fun

credit to wikihow, because i legit would've never thought of this, but instead of science, say something like potions/potion class. especially if it's chemistry.

4. always read

in a lot of the pictures i saw, she was holding a book. i don't know if they were like, spellbooks or actual books, but she was still reading!

also, here's a hermione themed playlist(not mine!) on spotify.

#that girl #wonyoungism #clean girl #glow up #coquette #health and wellness #school

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filmnoirsbian · 1 year

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hello! i recently saw a fanfic that used a line of a wikihow parody article (?) you made as the title. the author credited, ofc, but i couldn’t find your post. if possible, do you think you could link it? it sounded really interesting! the line specifically was “Your inheritance is a culling”

(p.s. your poetry is really good, glad i found your blog!!)

It's from my poem 6 Ways To Draw A Circle

#asks #my writing

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morningbloodystar · 1 month

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Dad wikihows don't work- trust me

....oh shit, Crowley took credit for them at some point, didn't he?

Well. It's too bloody late to abort mission.

Fuck me.

#lucifer morningstar #the devil speaks #good omens rp

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sunnibearr · 2 years

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MASTERLIST sweet and sweaty

FINISHED, DISCONTINUED.

university au. changbin x reader. they/them pronouns. y/n is portrayed as female/afab in photos.

when y/n gets stood up, their self confidence plummets significantly and to combat these emotions they decide to join their roommates at a sleepover.

special chapters

introduction

profiles pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5

one - y/n who?

two - stood up

three - oversized t (written)

four - nice photo

five - not a crush!

six - hoodie credit

seven - drunk

eight - katy perry

nine - wikihow

ten - half naked

eleven - gym bros

twelve - so cute

#smau #skz smau #stray kids smau #stray kids #stray kids fic #skz fic #changbin x reader #masterlist #sunnibear smau #smau masterlist #sweet and sweaty #sweet and sweaty masterlist

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unohanabbygirl · 10 months

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FMN omega verse JaceLuke: Jace bit Luke during heat so aemonds done because Luke will never be HIS omega now unless Jace dies and even then luke’s omega would be very effected by that but aegon is trying to reel him into his hair brained scheme (aegon: so here’s how Jacegon can still win! *and it’s just him in front of a board of wool interconnecting different wikihow articles and pictures of jace and him*

LMAO, not the wikihow articles. Aegon’s entire vibe is basically “I’m so sorry that happened to you….Anyways, back to me 😀”

Aemond is full on sobbing because all of his hopes and dreams have been destroyed in less than a year. The worse part is he can’t even vent to his mother cause she’s too busy helping plan a wedding and potential baby shower cause jace has the weakest pull out game in all of Westeros.

Meanwhile Aegon is explaining how they’ll need Daemon’s credit card to buy omega pheromones off the black market so Jace will finally take interest in him.

Aemond is just about to go off at his brother for being so inconsiderate when Luke and Helaena walk through the door with bags of baby clothes (the tests were positive)

Thats the moment when Aemond curls up into a sad mond mond ball and starts crying again.

#asks #luke: you good bro?

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t-h-i-n-g · 2 years

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Could u do a america chavez x fem reader fluff? you can do whatever u want with it plot wise!

Chef Strange

(gif not mine credit to owner)

a/n: I couldn't help myself from adding Strange in lol. the gif sucks ik. but there wasn't a lot of options and idk how the hell to make one myself moving on- thanks for requesting! i hope you like it :))

word count: 800

summary: you didn’t know that dr. strange could make pancakes…

warnings: none, unless if you think calling Dr. Strange homophobic as a joke is one LMAO

marvel - masterlist m.masterlist

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The morning was quiet. Silence was the only thing coursing through your room. Footsteps making their way past the door every now and then. You laid silently, your chin propped on America’s head as she was cuddled into your chest. Running your fingers lightly through her hair, detangling the knots that formed during the night. Her soft breath falling on your skin. The both of you moved into the Sanctum after the incident with Wanda. Which took a toll on both of your mentally and physical health.

And some how you ended up here. Learning how to do magic and such under Wong’s teaching. He usually in the morning came to the Sanctum to bring you both to the training at the Swayambhunath Temple, as you haven't been able to use the rings yet… It was a work in progress.

Today however was different. Wong said that you have been working hard enough to earn a day off. You highly doubted that that was the actual truth as a magician's work is never done, that’s what you read on wikihow when learning to do the rabbit in a hat trick after you found out you would be learning magic.

In truth you knew that Wong just needed a break himself. Having to deal with America and you on the daily can take a toll on a person. The two of you hardly ever seemed to get proper work done. Always sneaking off now and then as well as giggling throughout the training sessions. He never really could discipline you on it though. As for some reason you always got what was needed to be accomplished… for America however… anyways.

A soft sigh left your lips as she curled closer into you. Dragging your fingers lightly down her back, you listened to her calm breaths. Even and steady. That was until a loud knock was sounded followed by a voice.

“Come out before I think you died in there,” Strange said, continuing to knock. America shot up, shocked awake by the noise. You groaned, rolling yourself out of bed and approaching the door. You opened it, an annoyed expression making it’s appearance. “Morning, or should I say afternoon,” he remarked. “Why aren’t you up yet?”

“Because it’s our day off,” America mumbled, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. She slouched herself into your side. Strange’s brows furrowed.

“Don’t you have a room not even three door’s down.” America nodded.

“Yeah, but why would I be there when my girlfriends in here?” she asked, holding onto your hand. The man’s face scrunched up.

“Ew,” he turned around, beckoning you both to follow him. You let out a gasp, pulling America with you.

“Strange that was kinda homophobic of you,” you stated. He rolled his eyes, having heard that sentence more times then he would like to admit.

“I don’t want to hear any of your gross relationship talk.”

“That also sounded homophobic,” America butted in. Strange turned to face you, freezing you both in your step.

“If I was homophobic would I be letting you stay here?” he questioned.

“Technically it’s Wong’s place since he is the Sorcerer Supreme,” you pointed out. “And Wong would never kick us out, cause he’s not homophobic unlike somebody-” Strange cut you off with a sound of frustration, dragging a hand down his face. He once again started making his way down the hallway. The three of you approached the kitchen, something smelt like it was previously burning.

“Well, am I really be homophobic if I made you guys breakfast,” he said motioning to the plates set out. A stack of pancakes in front of them. Your eyes light up, once again pulling America along with you. She giggled lightly, taking her spot next to you. Strange moved to sit across from you both.

“I didn’t know you could cook,” you informed, grabbing some syrup that was set aside. He hummed.

“There’s a lot you don’t know about me.”

“Oooo, mysterious,” America whispered, passing a carton of fruit to you. You cut a slice of the pancake, holding it to your mouth before stopping yourself.

“How do I know your pancakes aren’t homphobic?” you asked, pointing your fork at him accusingly. He groaned once more, placing his head in his hands. Making you and America laugh. “I’m joking,” you comforted him lightly, taking a bite. “This is really good. Thanks, Strange.”

“Yeah, thanks. They’re a little burnt in some places but it’s the thought that counts,” America nodded. She slid her hand once again into yours under the counter. You took it, running your thumb across her knuckles. The two of you smiled at each other. Once again Strange groaned.

“Don’t do that in my kitchen. You make me miss my love life.”

“Then don’t being homophobic in the kitchen!”

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#marvel x reader #america chavez x reader #america chavez x you #america chavez x y/n #america chavez x yn #america chavez fanfiction #america chavez fanfic

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